I’m crying y’all

pairo5 · 2020-04-27T13:40:20+00:00

The sound effects are killing me my god

sashimi_girl · 2020-04-27T15:36:54+00:00

Headband glasses guy looks the type to bump into you a million times at a music festival and be really fucking rude about it.

afroteacherism · 2020-04-27T13:34:50+00:00

Lmao so frigging accurate

naamshiko · 2020-04-27T15:42:12+00:00

Thats why despite it being shallow as fuck I only go for 9/10 men at the minimum. At least if they break my heart I can look back on our pictures with my friends and we can all go “damn this mf was fine tho”. Ain’t no ugly boy gonna make me cry.

jimmbie · 2020-04-27T13:27:22+00:00

My beautiful, smart, kind, and funny friend who speaks two and a half languages got her heart broken by a 5/10 stoner idiot three inches shorter than her. We have to teach girls from the beginning that they deserve so much!

noclasshero · 2020-04-27T14:00:48+00:00

And yet men have the audacity to say women's standards are too high. Lmao

tw231116 · 2020-04-27T16:59:27+00:00

I have a master's degree, speak five languages, run my own business, have lived in four countries and I'm beautiful, and I got my heart broken by more than one broke-ass loser who still lives at home, smokes weed and works in a convenience store.

Why? Because I didn't know there was anything better for me. I look back on those years as if I was living in a haze or under the control of a dark force or cult, because in a way, I was.

prowlings · 2020-04-27T16:07:20+00:00

OMG I'm dead!

I know there are some flaws in the logic of what I'm about to say but this is why I have stopped even entertaining the idea of giving sub-7 men a chance. Just because you're way out of their league does NOT mean they're not fucking idiots who will screw you over just like the rest of them. So you might as well go for someone you're actually physically attracted to.

Because I have been there - twice, and was fucked over just the same. Only they didn't have the confidence to show their true self outright. It's honestly way more insidious!

circescircus · 2020-04-27T13:49:22+00:00

Why do so many zoomer guys look like they have some kind of mental disability? Also, why are they so fat?

I've noticed that zoomer girls put a lot of effort into their bodies, makeup, hair, they style themselves after Insta models/social media. The guys look mentally unhinged, like they have bad hygiene and might be a bit touched.

Straight up Beauty & the Beast stuff in this video.

VikingPug · 2020-04-27T21:01:13+00:00

Was watching Married at First Sight the other day and was noticing how they paired up very attractive women with really average looking dudes and I had this exact thought. In fact on my walk yesterday I saw many couples in pairs or with their kids where the woman was much more attractive and I silently wondered how much crap she had to put up with or how much time she had to wait for that scrote to propose, smdh.

ins0mnikat · 2020-04-27T20:53:51+00:00

The older I grow the more I realize that men really don’t deserve women.

aishiau9 · 2020-04-27T15:06:50+00:00

Omg I want to do this too lmaooo. My poor friends were heartbroken by the most ugliest guys like bro

randomgirlimok · 2020-04-28T00:44:37+00:00

If you get with an ugly guy, he doesn’t think he is lucky, he starts thinking that he must be attractive after all and could probably get a hotter chick so he ends up dumping you.

teampinata · 2020-04-27T17:47:29+00:00

I need to do one of these of all the uglies I gave a shot back when I hated myself and had low self-esteem because WOOF 😭😭😭

priya109607 · 2020-04-27T14:01:00+00:00

Omg!!! They’re all clowns. Tf 😂 we really need to up our standards. This is just bad. How did they end up with these models?? Is this some black magic?

2020-04-27T20:05:45+00:00

Old me could be in this vid it's sad :(

MacDurce · 2020-04-28T01:32:42+00:00

Oh my god I’m so glad I grew out of this, when I look back at the men who somehow convinced me that I wasn’t even good enough for them and I actually CRINGE. Low self esteem is a hell of a male weapon

desertedstreets · 2020-04-28T08:49:47+00:00

The issue is men have this abundance mindset while women have the scarcity attitude. The average woman who is above an average man in terms of looks will give the average as well as the below average man a shot if they act right, have a personality they can tolerate or a combination of any such reasons because she thinks she may not find another one i.e. scarcity mindset (personality trumps looks scenario). Which by default means men have more women to pick from because majority of women think this way (lets deal with it), and which naturally drives the male abundance mindset. This is one of the primary reasons we see beautiful women with average or below average looking men. Women are willing to settle for a lot less in general compared to what they bring to the table, even if we are strictly talking about looks and disregarding everything else. Now imagine if majority of women have an abundance attitude. The tables would turn so hard and so fast. These uglies would stand absolutely no chance because women wouldn't even look at them let alone be with them. Which in turn will force men to adopt the scarcity mindset and treat all women with respect because so few of them would give them a chance in the first place and rightfully so! We hold the power, ladies! Thanks for coming to my ted talk

woiashenseea · 2020-04-28T00:32:04+00:00

IM LAUGHING IN THE REAL LIFE

JOEYMAMI2015 · 2020-04-27T16:53:53+00:00

This reminds me of my friend and her husband. My friend is in her 50s but she's very gorgeous and looks young. Her husband is this mean, overweight, slob who wastes their money on stupidity. I feel so bad for her....

desertedstreets · 2020-04-28T08:31:44+00:00

Some day these fine women will cringe at the thought that they cried rivers for these ugly ass cretins, gave them the power to break their precious hearts and have that 'what was I thinking?!' self talk. It's in that moment we realize our self growth and there's no going back. We've all been there

sweetnessalive · 2020-04-27T23:10:22+00:00

I hope these friends see this video and watch it every day

juliet-elia · 2020-04-27T14:58:46+00:00

Bruh

dabster55 · 2020-04-27T19:02:13+00:00

Why do sisters like that choose such low level trash?

wompxv87 · 2020-04-27T23:12:38+00:00

Nothing has ever been truer

mypretties · 2020-04-27T15:02:31+00:00

Hahahahaha oh my god

fulltwistinglayout · 2020-04-27T15:18:39+00:00

Ohhh fuck lol

cherryblossomkitten · 2020-04-27T19:25:29+00:00

Men do not deserve women tbh

potato5601 · 2020-04-27T17:54:07+00:00

Seriously if women are constantly pressured to look flawless, why can’t men at least take a shower or workout for more than 30 minutes a week?

meo0722 · 2020-04-28T03:23:44+00:00

Oh myyyy yikes

Blacklea20 · 2020-04-27T20:48:30+00:00

This is hilarious! I love the visual evidence that some guys can be so deluded and not appreciate what they have. I can’t help but wonder if maybe porn contributes to guys unrealistic expectations within an emotional bond - I mean, we already know that it contributes negatively regarding their sexual expectations. . .

desertedstreets · 2020-05-02T18:48:33+00:00

The guy with ugly tattoos and patchy facial hair looks like he breaks his own heart everytime he looks in the mirror

DumbBlondeButNatural · 2020-04-27T19:22:38+00:00

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Title	I’m crying y’all
Author	PatternedCollar
Upvotes	1868
Comments	177
Date	April 27, 2020 1:22 PM UTC (6 years ago)
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