mUh SpErM qUaLiTy

greyblueeyes_ · 2021-02-06T22:58:08+00:00

https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2019/05/190513081409.htm

These old decrepit scrotes’ diseased sperms will turn even a healthy woman’s pregnancies into risk factors. Ladies, be aware when he’s over 35 and now finaaaallly is trying to get you pregnant with his subpar bottom barrel sperms.

-LitmusTestX- · 2021-02-06T22:57:53+00:00

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randomgirlimok · 2021-02-06T23:24:12+00:00

How old are you OP? I’m guessing he’s trying to match with women half his age.

millennialpink2000 · 2021-02-06T23:35:44+00:00

He makes starting a family sound like starting a herb garden—something to do on a whim when you're bored. Which I guess it is for most men, since they won't do any of the actual child-rearing

mynameisrominka · 2021-02-06T23:16:32+00:00

What a catch, ladies, line up to take him off his mom's hands, HE IS READY TO START A FAMILY

-pop-fizz-clink · 2021-02-06T22:52:18+00:00

Careful with your bp there Oedipus, you might die seeing as you're nearly 50.

souredskittles · 2021-02-06T22:47:46+00:00

He is almost half a century old 🤮 Watch out, ladies! I hear he takes Viagra!

souredskittles · 2021-02-06T22:48:35+00:00

I gotta see his photo. Lol

aellope · 2021-02-06T23:04:21+00:00

He wants to be 70 at his kid's college graduation? Betting he wants an under 25 "fErTiLe" woman too.

Also, I'm getting some white supremacist vibes from him advertising his blue eyes and saying he likes blue eyes as well.

2021-02-07T00:37:09+00:00

He’s talking about his mom? No one has even swiped on him yet and his mother is already the third wheel, taking up too much space.

AwkwardDisaster4150 · 2021-02-07T03:10:29+00:00

Any guy who waited until their 40s to think about having a family couldn’t have possibly wanted one all that much. I really don’t understand these guys or why they think young women would want to make a family with someone old enough to be their dad.

sassyheather · 2021-02-06T23:07:23+00:00

My father is 47 and has a 25-year old daughter, Bob. He also has a stable family and isn’t a mama’s boy, Bob. That’s how men at this age are supposed to be, Bob. Your description sounds like you’re 20.

advice1988 · 2021-02-06T23:54:54+00:00

Really trying to tap into the Aryan crowd huh? He probably wants a legacy of mini hitler youth. A pandemic is a great time to start a family when you have not done it sooner, now your almost 50 & in the risk category, so you can knock someone up for your ego and lets not forget blue eye legacy to live on because your going through an existential crisis and who cares if the woman you miraculously have a child with ends up having to raise a child solo because you have osteoarthritis and will be needing pulls ups as well. If you need to mention your mother in your dating profile, you've not been around women in a while. Just buy a Lamborghini and be some 22 year olds sugar daddy, just don't procreate please.

LaEmperatrizDelIstmo · 2021-02-06T23:26:10+00:00

What in the cringe. The bar is in hell and he keeps digging.

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-02-07T00:19:26+00:00

They think only older women have a higher chance of producing offspring with disabilities, but older men, too - but there aren't health risks just to the baby, but to the mother as well.

https://med.stanford.edu/news/all-news/2018/10/older-fathers-associated-with-increased-birth-risks.html

Maude2010 · 2021-02-06T23:44:44+00:00

Thirty words or so, mentions blue eyes twice and can’t even figure out whether or not to use a hyphen. Dumbass weirdo.

pizza_connoissieur · 2021-02-07T05:45:21+00:00

He's probably one of those guys that, "nEeDeD tO get It OuT Of HiS sYstEM" first. Only to realize that he's bald, wrinkly skinned, and not as fit as he used to be. Might as well settle down now, right?

The nerve.

The audacity.

The scroteness.

PinkBlair99 · 2021-02-06T22:59:47+00:00

Ew, no

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2021-02-06T22:44:29+00:00

nymira-1 · 2021-02-07T00:58:27+00:00

Be careful with dethroning grandma, grandpa

anotherdamnloser · 2021-02-07T01:46:59+00:00

What? Ee he’ll be about 50 with a newborn? And his mother is number one? So you’ll be... number 3 (is he talking about the baby being a girl) Oh gross ass scrote

jargon_explosion · 2021-02-07T02:47:13+00:00

lol why would you mention your mother in a dating app profile?

redwineandsolitude · 2021-02-07T03:13:56+00:00

Are you really open to 48 year olds though? I thought FDS was anti age-gap relationships?

Novemberinthechair · 2021-02-07T04:29:18+00:00

What's with the "blue eye" horseshit? Is he into that whitey nationalist garbage?

Also, he has old sperm. No, no, no.

EarthKveik · 2021-02-07T11:06:29+00:00

So, he's in his 50s and his elderly mum wants him to move out. Wants kids "some day" but has fuck all to offer except racism, entitlement and mouldy old sperm. Yuck.

2021-02-07T04:01:46+00:00

"Blue eyes preferred but will settle for brown, black, or green eyes."

szb8 · 2021-02-06T22:45:38+00:00

Phhahahahaha🤣🤣🤣

LaptopBatteryLow · 2021-02-07T05:12:46+00:00

Covid free... did lie about his "48" age and actually he meets the immunization criteria in his state?

hikurangi2019 · 2021-02-06T23:53:10+00:00

Risoa · 2021-02-07T01:06:09+00:00

K Bob.

Stuffnthings1840 · 2021-02-07T06:51:41+00:00

He is gonna be in a nursing home before his kid goes to college!

looking-for-freedom1 · 2021-02-07T04:54:59+00:00

Perfect time to consider turning into to banana bread.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-02-07T07:00:27+00:00

Why did he feel the need to mention a preference for blue eyes? Like, just chat with the women who have blue eyes and don’t reply to the ones who don’t...

Astral_weaver · 2021-02-07T11:02:16+00:00

If you are 48 and still consider your mom the Number One Woman of Your Life, you are not yourself, you are Oedipus.

EarthKveik · 2021-02-07T03:32:04+00:00

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sunkissed_orange · 2021-02-07T15:24:14+00:00

Reeks of eugenics 😖

TheSuspiciousChard · 2021-02-07T17:01:03+00:00

When he cannot wipe his own ass and still lives with his mommy at 50, how will he wipe the baby’s ass?

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-02-07T11:09:53+00:00

Ladies, meet the discount impregnator...

I am dying!!!!!:))))))))

marionlily70 · 2021-02-06T23:01:03+00:00

Even just the mother comment is a deal breaker for me

Title	mUh SpErM qUaLiTy
Author	electroloop
Upvotes	256
Comments	115
Date	February 6, 2021 10:43 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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