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[–]Sallou9FDS Newbie 872 points873 points874 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
"The man is supposed to pursue... so please pursue me."
Great stuff, genius.
[–]usernamewhichiafree 161 points162 points163 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Right?! What was that?? I see his logical male brain came up with something truly outstanding.
[–]Noemie_MathildeFDS Newbie 59 points60 points61 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I have subverted this narrative, so clever, so unique.
[–]lostmilleniaFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He's a manipulator.
[–]purasangriaFDS Disciple 696 points697 points698 points 4 years ago (6 children) | Copy Link
Uber-driver scrote wants women to audition for his peen.
No. We not doing that any more.
[–]Xidig6 115 points116 points117 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
I had a tinder match tell me "What qualities about you do you think I will like?"
I've never unmatched someone so quickly. The arrogance... the way they centered themselves in every question. I could sense they were a weirdo manosphere user
[–]purasangriaFDS Disciple 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
"My big boobs and empty head."
LOL. What does he expect you to say? What a waste of space he is. He doesn't want to meet you in person to see if you might get along, he wants a full rundown of your qualities right now.
Block, delete.
[–]_moonessFDS Newbie 17 points18 points19 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
They have their biological cues all messed up, they act like they have a pussy in between their legs to offer. They ain’t shit.
[–]shelballamaFDS Newbie 191 points192 points193 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
"audition for his peen"
100% accurate
[–]queenofswordsxxxFDS Newbie 162 points163 points164 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
The sperm chases the egg but the egg needs to chase the sperm first LMFAO
This man is literally delusional
[–]Ashamed-Reputation-2FDS Newbie 73 points74 points75 points 4 years ago (4 children) | Copy Link
night rides, deep talks, music, and food bio is proof that he's not even worth getting to know. He's so fucking boring and I'm also getting broke, Netflix & chill vibes lol
[–]AnniaTFDS Disciple 63 points64 points65 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Night rides = will try to coerce you into having sex in his car after the first date.
[–]riseaboveagainFDS Apprentice 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And present you with a bill for his Uber service at the end of the date if you decline sex
[–]MiaNaimFDS Newbie 43 points44 points45 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
I get car date vibes from night rides.
[–]insurrectionaryINTJFDS Newbie 499 points500 points501 points 4 years ago*2 (10 children) | Copy Link
“Show me that you’re worth pursuing,” the scrote shouted from his gamer chair, a cigarette dangling from his sausage lips and yellowed teeth. His severely under-groomed mess of a cat hissed in fear. His phone pinged— it’s a notification from Uber informing him that his driver account has been suspended for harassment of female passengers.
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
And comes with an STD.
[–]xoladybugxoFDS Apprentice 77 points78 points79 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would buy this book haha
[–]ShegoGreenFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lol I can't! Your comments are the best
[–]greeneyesrosylipsFDS Newbie[S] 94 points95 points96 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Noooo 😭💀
[–]modern-medusa 46 points47 points48 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This is perfection hahaha
[–]ReflectiveRedheadFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I am deceased 💀
[–]adalovelace1793---FDS Newbie 52 points53 points54 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
🤣🤣🤣
[–]staywiththecrownFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I screamed!! Lol
[–]Thestral-glow6FDS Newbie 198 points199 points200 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Yeahh.. no thanks 😂 FDS women don’t jump through hoops to prove ourselves.
[–]ReflectiveRedheadFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
It took me a shamefully long time to spot the covert "jump through hoops for me" types, but man, this is just blatant! 🤣
[–]warinmymind94FDS Disciple 117 points118 points119 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
Yeah this is common on OLD. "Message me first, show me a good time, make me laugh, show me around" I think they forget they're men. It's their job to impress and pursue woman.
Unmatch /block men that say things like this. It's their Bait to lure in pickmes that will be trying hard to pursue him.
[–]MiaNaimFDS Newbie 84 points85 points86 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
My older brother says, "Younger men really wanna be the girl" all the time. He has four stepdaughters 16-21, and the (attempted) dating stories he tells are crazy.
[–]SupremeDearLeaderFDS Newbie 39 points40 points41 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Uber driver wants YOU to thirst for HIM . Maybe if we're lucky he'll give us 2 minutes of fleshlight sex in his smelly car.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let us know how that goes
[–]lakat17FDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Well he let the all the women know he’s basically trash
They make it so easy. I love OLD.
[–]QueenAlice3FDS Newbie 187 points188 points189 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“I want me to want you to want me to want you.” Or something like that. The logical sex.
[–]apple_coresFDS Newbie 113 points114 points115 points 4 years ago* (1 child) | Copy Link
A man who likes food? Ground-breaking
[–]Zitrone77FDS Newbie 26 points27 points28 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He’s got a comma splice. That’s a serious red flag.
[–]aquietswordFDS Newbie 95 points96 points97 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
He's not the bright, is he?
[–]MaingurlFDS Apprentice 118 points119 points120 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Interest:Gamer
[–]FURYOFCAPSLOCKFDS Newbie 32 points33 points34 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Barf
[–]jijitsu-princessFDS Newbie 61 points62 points63 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
If you take the vagina out of the equation these men only want other men.
[–]saint-jezebelFDS Newbie 95 points96 points97 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He needs to change his preferences to Male. He’s clearly on the wrong side of the app.
[–]AnniaTFDS Disciple 19 points20 points21 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao he wish 😂
[–]edwardianemeraldFDS Newbie 102 points103 points104 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Why doesn't he have mental gymnastics in his interests?
[–]4E4MEFDS Apprentice 55 points56 points57 points 4 years ago (2 children) | Copy Link
He can't afford to pursue multiple women so he needs to guard his resources carefully.
He's a dragon.
[–]ItsFreezenFDS Newbie 18 points19 points20 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Same Scrote who doesn't believe in taking showers lol.
[–]CarneliancatFDS Newbie 107 points108 points109 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Does this poor addled fool even know what he's trying to say here?
[–]spinsterchachkiesFDS Disciple 116 points117 points118 points 4 years ago (3 children) | Copy Link
Oh no 🙈 So much unearned confidence. It’s the Scorpio
[–]Biracial_tooth_fairyFDS Newbie 7 points8 points9 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
You only speak facts
[–]greeneyesrosylipsFDS Newbie[S] 36 points37 points38 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
This one sent me 😭😭😭
[–]eatapeach18FDS Newbie 16 points17 points18 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
“Show me you’re worth pursuing” = “dance for me, little monkey!” Yuck, no thanks 💁🏽♀️🤡
[–]alpinepunch2021FDS Newbie 54 points55 points56 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The incel energy in this overly aggressive bio
[–]oneheadlight312FDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Bad news for you, Tomas. I'm a grower, not a shower.
[–]Junior-Lion7893FDS Newbie 69 points70 points71 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
The cognitive dissonance with this one 😂 🤦🏻♀️
[–]IgetUsernameScrapsFDS Newbie 12 points13 points14 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
He likes music and food. What a unique individual. Such a catch.
[–]RoseDumplingFDS Newbie 35 points36 points37 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
That logic tho. 2+6-99= ♥️
[–]kittycakes22FDS Newbie 50 points51 points52 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Nah I’d just not talk to guys who don’t talk to me first. No need to state it.
[–]KitKat1705FDS Newbie 28 points29 points30 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
OLD is fucking garbage
[–]RisoaFDS Apprentice 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Gross
[–]MeredeenFDS Newbie 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Male animals perform in various creative ways to earn their mates in nature, from movements to colors. Dress up and dance for me motherfucker 😂😂
[–]mostdefinitelyntursFDS Newbie 0 points1 point2 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Males in the wild know if they’re not coming correct the FIRST time around, they know they’re not coming at all 😅😂😂
[–]exhalefiercenessFDS Newbie 25 points26 points27 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Excuse my language but…..
What the flying fuck?
[–]PinkestMangoFDS Apprentice 5 points6 points7 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
I would rather eat my entire foot than send a first message. That's the barest of minimums.
[–]sweet_birthday_babyyFDS Newbie 13 points14 points15 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Lmao
[–]GoldandGlowingFDS Newbie 14 points15 points16 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Believes the man is supposed to pursue the woman Too lazy to text first
[–]asupernova91FDS Newbie 22 points23 points24 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
…..
[–]katiekat0214FDS Newbie 9 points10 points11 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
So... paradox? The man is supposed to pursue, but I'm not going to pursue? Zero sum game. Truly dumb.
[–]vilepurityFDS Newbie 3 points4 points5 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
Not to be shallow but “Uber” LMFAOAOAOAOOAOAOAOA
[–]CoffeeBeforeAdultyFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (1 child) | Copy Link
Reading this almost lowered my credit score.
[–]MiaNaimFDS Newbie 2 points3 points4 points 4 years ago (0 children) | Copy Link
💀💀💀
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