We all know why.

Saltwich · 2020-08-10T23:19:38+00:00

This picture just called me fat cause I wouldn’t send it nudes

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-10T21:55:30+00:00

It's true.

I highly recommend only drinking liquor out of your own flask that you brought to the party and always replacing the cap after each sip. Good luck spiking that, scrotes! Bonus: people think it's super hardcore.

StrainingMyNeurons · 2020-08-10T23:20:28+00:00

Call their mum and ask if they’re allowed out this late.

BrownEyed-Susan · 2020-08-10T22:32:26+00:00

But women are “Thots” fishing for compliments. No one needs you to pull your shirt up, Brett.

idiosyncrassy · 2020-08-10T22:26:11+00:00

Calling their mothers and asking them if their arbor mist collection has been ransacked.

adertina · 2020-08-10T23:12:14+00:00

why is this picture is telling me i cant leave until i make out with my date?

hairwashernova · 2020-08-10T22:27:35+00:00

That's the latest trend of "hot guys" for the new generation of girls and ISTG, they get worst and worst looking every year lol. I feel like taking a shower now.

CassieGreen85 · 2020-08-10T22:52:56+00:00

Close the door, lock it, and tell them through a half opened window they weren't invited. Call the police if they refuse.

peachtartx · 2020-08-11T00:08:12+00:00

Asking why a bunch of college freshman fuckboys are at my house. Do y’all have the wrong address?

warinmymind94 · 2020-08-10T22:20:34+00:00

Id be getting my coat and leaving.

stillcantsee · 2020-08-11T00:14:50+00:00

This pic just called me old and uptight for not sending a picture of my literal butthole over Snapchat

Sage_Planter · 2020-08-10T22:25:28+00:00

Kindly asking them to leave as it's invite-only.

DoeEyedBrownSkin · 2020-08-10T23:32:57+00:00

Clutching my pearls 🤢

DippedinBronze · 2020-08-11T04:43:33+00:00

When I was a pickmeisha, I remember I went to my first frat party with a bunch of coworkers (we were all in our late teens) and I remember one dude said to me “don’t worry about covering your drink, no one wants to date rape you.” as if this was the ultimate diss. I remember all his “bros” laughing at me as if I had experienced the ultimate rejection.

It really got into my head. A few years later, I attended a similar party and I tried very hard to be looser and more easy going. That night, I got date raped. The saddest part was part of me was traumatized over the incident and part of me was partially happy to prove the frat dude wrong. It took years of therapy to heal from this and correct my thinking. I never want to let anyone have that kind of control over me ever again

Kimpractical · 2020-08-10T22:17:53+00:00

This is what privilege looks like, ladies.

PrincessBeefloof · 2020-08-10T23:36:28+00:00

Wonder who let the weans out past bedtime!

Orphanedpinkpetals · 2020-08-11T00:55:59+00:00

Lol the dude on the right looks like he is questioning his friend group

applestorm · 2020-08-10T22:56:30+00:00

Double lock the door and scream "no one's home".

RiteWriter · 2020-08-10T21:47:37+00:00

Retching violently

minty-coral · 2020-08-11T00:42:11+00:00

They look so obnoxious, I can hear them from the other side of my screen.

2020-08-10T23:03:43+00:00

Call the cops

laserkatze · 2020-08-11T01:47:43+00:00

what’s this new trend with the boys sticking their tongues out like that, i didn’t even know you can look so fake while sticking your tongue out?

anyways i only wanna see this amount of tongues in a dog shelter

Blackishcat27 · 2020-08-10T23:32:31+00:00

Leaving. Immediately.

munissa · 2020-08-10T23:27:34+00:00

I LOL’d Hahahahhahahha and yes. Putting a lid on my drink.

MissVvvvv · 2020-08-11T01:48:05+00:00

Calling the parents to take their little boys home 🤣

Orphanedpinkpetals · 2020-08-11T00:55:29+00:00

Leaving the party

InnocentlyDistressed · 2020-08-11T02:28:54+00:00

Leaving ... clearly I went to the wrong house. Not looking to party with teenagers

boiledgatorade_ · 2020-08-10T21:48:01+00:00

😭😂😩

starry_eyes222 · 2020-08-11T05:33:36+00:00

Putting a chastity belt on because these fools ain't getting near me

lisasimpsonfan · 2020-08-11T02:03:14+00:00

Leaving

saydeesalt · 2020-08-11T03:23:25+00:00

Leaving.

Invisiblescars_123 · 2020-08-11T05:26:38+00:00

Leaving. I’m not about to entertain some teenage fuckboys.

notthatkindofdoctorb · 2020-08-11T05:55:37+00:00

I'm calling their parents to come get them and making them wait out front.

babydollb1tch · 2020-08-11T07:50:25+00:00

The dude on the far right might be donnoven Nguyen who sexually harassed and assaulted 20 women....

Partypuppers · 2020-08-11T12:20:08+00:00

Don’t even leave it with a friend. If it’s out of your hands, it’s done. Keep it capped/covered if possible.

I got something slipped in my drink when I left my drink with a loooonnngg, long time guy friend who I thought I was close to. We’d been on a couple dates and I thought I was so lucky because I found a decent guy. Wrong.

I ended up, luckily, projectile vomiting all over the bar floor which called attention to me, before locking myself in the bathroom and texting someone for help. It didn’t hit me as hard because I threw up most of it, and honestly reading about another woman’s account of being roofied helped me recognize what was going on. I wasn’t drunk. I was roofied. I don’t know if I felt slower, but I could see myself from outside my body struggling to do things I’d normally do. In the account I read, the woman got roofied at an arcade where she normally stomped ass and she couldn’t seem to play at the level she normally did.

If it ever happens to your, text your friends. Text your parents (seriously someone is trying to fucking hurt you - text your family and shut that shit down - you need help right now). Send your location. Tell the bartender. MAKE A SCENE AND MAKE SURE PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER YOU. Your count down to call for help starts the second you realize what’s going on. I was on the floor seconds after I got into the bathroom because I thought I was going to fall and hit my head.

He tried to explain it away like I was just “that drunk” from half of my FIRST DRINK because I hadn’t eaten anything. I had eaten, and even if I hadn’t that isn’t what fucking happened.

OrchidLion · 2020-08-11T04:22:16+00:00

Are these bitch boys supposed to be considered hot? They look like they THINK they're hot.

jointsbeforesex · 2020-08-11T03:18:16+00:00

To MY party? I take out the bat and heads start to roll. Lol.

arwyn89 · 2020-08-11T09:12:02+00:00

Why tf does this type of boy always have their tongues out? Put it away. You’re not a bloody dog.

adventurelillypad · 2020-08-11T11:35:06+00:00

Leaving

aspiclover · 2020-08-11T11:43:01+00:00

Lmfao I wouldn’t even let them in.

StrawberryMoon3 · 2020-08-11T01:09:58+00:00

Calling the cops on these wankers

lvoncreek · 2020-08-11T07:05:22+00:00

If they were British, they would totally call girls "birds"

Edrina · 2020-08-11T00:12:38+00:00

Are we supposed to think that these guys are attractive...?

Lavender_flow · 2020-08-11T09:44:33+00:00

Wondering who the fuck let the dogs out.

I am way too old to deal with this kind of trash. They look 15 and absolutely repulsive.

loudest_gusset · 2020-08-11T11:30:18+00:00

I'd call the police to come pick up these little boys and take them back to their parents.

0kfornow · 2020-08-11T12:17:56+00:00

Calling the cops. They were not invited.

relibra · 2020-08-11T12:59:22+00:00

Tell them they should be at home doing their GCSE homework

cryptohobo · 2020-08-11T15:26:07+00:00

I imagine this is what my last 5 brain cells look like.

desertedstreets · 2020-08-11T03:22:32+00:00

Call the cops

Snoo_62050 · 2020-08-10T22:30:52+00:00

Dont blame her tbh they also look like the type of guys that would rate girls on their looks 🙄😑

DothrakAndRoll · 2020-08-11T04:27:17+00:00

These guys live across the street from my house. They have a shitty bar on their porch and put PA’s on their porch every other night and blast EDM. They play beer pong in their yard at all hours of the day. They have colored flashing weak ass club lights in their living room that seem to always be on.

cold_bananas_ · 2020-08-11T04:19:37+00:00

Send them home because they look 16 lol

the_researcher_ · 2020-08-11T10:37:35+00:00

What are these guys doing at your!!! party? Who invited them?

thenew-supreme · 2020-08-11T17:15:23+00:00

Exactly

Hipster-Aurora · 2020-08-11T17:28:50+00:00

Never setting my drink down

Half_Halt · 2020-08-11T21:05:24+00:00

Bailing out the nearest window. That's what I'm going to do.

2020-08-12T17:28:26+00:00

Teen boys in my own generation (although still dumb) were so much better looking and not as cringe... I'm almost sorry for the present generation of teenage girls for having this lol.

2020-08-12T17:29:31+00:00

They look like they're in anaphylactic shock, whats with the tongue thing?

Title	We all know why.
Author	What_u_callme
Upvotes	4177
Comments	97
Date	August 10, 2020 9:44 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/i7edtq/we_all_know_why/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/we-all-know-why.58666 https://theredarchive.com/post/58666

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