King shit

Alarmed_Mechanic_403 · 2021-04-21T10:55:16+00:00

ffs guys - only pay when you are having fun! Only pay when she is good company! If the date sucks, don't court her. 9 times out of 10 it will blow up in your face.

okiedokieKay · 2021-04-21T12:17:17+00:00

Normalize splitting the bill on first dates. I don’t expect a STRANGER to pay for me, unless for some reason they absolutely insist and gets upset if you don’t let them. (Some people are like that) I feel like anyone who EXPECTS this from a STRANGER is a red flag. I have definitely met women who brag about using tinder to get free meals, so it’s not unreasonable to be financially cautious around someone you don’t know yet.

FoghornLeghorn99 · 2021-04-21T12:30:12+00:00

This is more of a guy problem than a girl problem in my book.

Guys pay all the time because we feel the pressure to, fight that shit. Don't pay for her, if that's a deal breaker for her, fuck her, you know her long game then anyway.

If she's cool with it, you have a girl that believes she's trying to be a partner and not a leech.

Stop paying, cut the problem off at the source.

noor3325 · 2021-04-21T11:18:09+00:00

P.O. No. “69”

Arti_Hard_Lizard · 2021-04-21T11:44:06+00:00

10$ for a beer am I crazy or what.

Commercial-Royal-988 · 2021-04-21T13:32:58+00:00

Or he could have the balls to say "separate checks" at the restaurant.

kvh1001 · 2021-04-21T11:08:35+00:00

Both parties are shitty, definitely not king shit IMO.

Guy - Never pay for anything or ‘lend’ anyone money that you’ll need or want back.

Girl - Ghosting someone is a shit move.

thegodofthunderrrrr · 2021-04-21T12:46:39+00:00

I can’t tell if this is highly upvoted on this sub to laugh at the absurdity of this dude or because people actually like what he did. I’m worried that it’s the latter.

marky294201 · 2021-04-21T11:04:25+00:00

Just be a human and respond to his text. ghosting is deplorable. Gotta pay that shit now😄

birla_himanshu · 2021-04-21T10:58:17+00:00

Then pay him like the queen you are !

I'm not saying the guy is right here, but people who ghost people deserve Satan's special treatment in hell !

RandomComputerFellow · 2021-04-21T11:08:22+00:00

Everyone is super negative about this guy being an asshole for doing so, but I am wondering if this wasn't rather meant as a joke to trigger an response?

I mean it is properly formatted and super detailed. Not really what I would expect from an asshole actually doing it for the money.

I personally hate to be ghosted. I would at least wanting to know what the problem was so that I can improve.

thedrunkenrebel · 2021-04-21T11:38:02+00:00

Everyone arguing about who should've paid, nobody talking about this literally being from 2018.

Which was like, today right? This is totally a current event, right?

beachbbqlover · 2021-04-21T12:12:34+00:00

Honestly, OP is lame.

frisch85 · 2021-04-21T11:59:27+00:00

This isn't /r/pussypassdenied, this is utter /r/cringe

If you go out with someone and you pay for them you pay because you wanted to, if you ever feel as if you'd "have" to pay, don't, instead leave and go home and save yourself this shit. Doing it like the OP doesn't make you a justice warrior, it makes you a freaking loser.

BradyOG · 2021-04-21T12:45:54+00:00

Sorry do you really think this is a “king” move.

Like holy fuck lol

circlejerker2000 · 2021-04-21T11:22:24+00:00

$1.99 processing fee...looooool

MetalAsFork · 2021-04-21T11:24:07+00:00

This is the opposite of "king shit". This is sniffing the bus seat after she leaves, shit.

No wonder he got ghosted.

milkmilklemonaid7778 · 2021-04-21T13:44:36+00:00

Both assholes, u already paid dude so don’t be petty and childish. And if ur not interested in him, say so, be a big girl

g0dfather93 · 2021-04-21T14:39:05+00:00

King shit? Lame shit. Dude shouldn't have paid the whole bill in the first place if the date went so bad she had to ghost him.

Sure, women are wrong to walk to all over you but it's not her fault you are a doormat in the first place.

TolkienAwoken · 2021-04-21T12:53:30+00:00

This is fucking stupid, love this sub but really? How is this getting something she deserved? Dude could've just said no to paying at the restaurant instead of being childish.

clique34 · 2021-04-21T11:04:08+00:00

As you should hoe. You’re not gonna use my mans as a free meal like that bitch

mmsxx · 2021-04-21T11:01:26+00:00

This isn’t ppd if you take someone out and pay, don’t send them a bill. It’s fucked up petty shit.

powers330 · 2021-04-21T12:12:16+00:00

Imagine thinking this was anything but complete psychotic behavior. You aren’t owed sex. If you pay for dinner, you still are owed absolutely nothing. Be less of a fucking loser if you want people to text you back.

TheCons · 2021-04-21T12:29:17+00:00

Serial killer shit

Fixed. Dude is gonna be single for a long time.

Valve00 · 2021-04-21T13:46:07+00:00

Not king shit. The people defending this dude sound like a bunch of incels.

cptnpiccard · 2021-04-21T11:29:18+00:00

How is this pussy pass denied?

pompr · 2021-04-21T12:19:32+00:00

That's mad tacky. Just move on, don't make a fool of yourself.

I_AM_TALKING · 2021-04-21T12:29:18+00:00

Bruh,if you thing this is king shit.... this is sad

GyaradosDance · 2021-04-21T11:11:04+00:00

I wouldn't consider this PPD. It's just being petty. On one hand he looks cheap. On the other hand, if there's no future in a second date, then he wants to make sure it was 50/50 of two people hanging out rather than it being considered as a date.

I don't have Venmo, but can you send friends on Venmo "Hey, friendly reminder, you owe me $39.52 for dinner last week?"

If that line of thinking and action continues to the point of popularity, the upside is I could see less women using men as meal-tickets, and men could spend (more or less) the same amount of money on a date with another girl. Downside is that very petty people may start taking itinerary of all the cost expenses they have purchased for their partner while they were together, and ask for a refund if they break up. It's micro-managing a divorce.

Freddsreddit · 2021-04-21T11:35:15+00:00

Who tf goes to dinner or drinks as a first date. At the very max go for 1 glas and pay separately

peace-love-anarchy · 2021-04-21T11:35:15+00:00

How were the tacos, though?

Grevhimself · 2021-04-21T12:05:18+00:00

I believe this is a joke than anything else, but of course, when women are so thin skinned, they will take anything remotely related to them as offensive, so no wonder she is angry.

Argodecay · 2021-04-21T12:37:43+00:00

I've been on plenty of first dates where I paid for everything. In several cases we'd talk for hours on the date, discuss a possible next date then they drop off the face of the earth with no explanation. Then I've also had experiences where after the first date they are straight forward and say "this probably won't work"

I absolutely agree that men need to learn to accept "No" when told it and not become a stalker or defensive when rejected. I am however a believer that it's common courtesy to at least tell the other party it's not working, maybe even tell them what they did wrong so they can correct.

I think this is a bit petty on the one hand, bur on the other hand I had dated a friend if my brother's who I wasn't that into (I'm a guy, the person was a chick) and she paid for the date and I still hear about how I was a piece of shit for not paying lol, At some point I do get tired of paying for all the dates, so me being treated was nice 🤣

skif91 · 2021-04-21T12:47:17+00:00

If the bitch used him for a free meal then why not

Gunslinger_11 · 2021-04-21T13:07:44+00:00

I went out to have a drink with a former classmate she just got separated from her boyfriend (now husband) she bought like 3 margaritas and I’m friends with her and the boyfriend. I wasn’t interested in her she treated the meet up like a date.

I only ordered a small basket of fries and a soda, she drank her dinner. I told the waitress separate bills cause it wasn’t a date she said she just wanted to meet up and talk about what happened between her and Mark.

I almost asked for a angel shot.

paulthefonz · 2021-04-21T13:12:39+00:00

This one is more petty than anything. Yeah she shoulda texted back, but still

leehwgoC · 2021-04-21T13:23:31+00:00

There seems to be an assumption here that she's definitely one of those girls that uses faux first-dates to get free meals. But... we don't really know that just from this screencap, do we? For all we know, he was just a bad date.

It's plausible that the guy was all too happy to pay at the time -- many men consider it a flex to pay. They insist. They're looking to impress, afterall. If so, then this guy is just childish about rejection.

Either way, it's on him for failing to require a first-date split bill. He made a choice, and he should own that choice.

buddy8665 · 2021-04-21T13:30:03+00:00

Lol, this shit is hysterical. I wouldn't be surprised if this ends up on r/femaledatingstrategy as a "scrote" post. Personally, I would've just paid the bill if she was decent company🤷🏽‍♂️

ddhuud · 2021-04-21T14:19:44+00:00

This sub is being co-opted by a feminist group.

robveg · 2021-04-21T14:30:00+00:00

That happened to me I really want to Venmo request for her portion. Bitch

FrostedBooty · 2021-04-21T14:31:55+00:00

He shouldn't have fronted the whole bill (always split on the first couple dates if you don't know these people) and she shouldn't ghost cause that is the shittiest move you could make.

Both parties suck.

stran_strunda · 2021-04-21T14:39:38+00:00

So are chicks supposed to eat for free?

MyCatisaStripper · 2021-04-21T14:42:28+00:00

The average american male will spend $361 more per year than women on dating. the average date cost $77.

This is fake af tho.

10J18R1A · 2021-04-21T14:55:24+00:00

Any profile I have says "I don't pay for first dates." Most of the women I've dated have been perfectly fine with this. A lot of women try to debate with me about it. A few do the tried and true cheap/gay/little dick trifecta.

What you'll find is that women who are successful and self actualized on their own are perfectly fine with it. It's the women with the bus passes tired from their call center job that are looking for the come up and the free food, undoubtedly to take leftovers home to their two kids or something.

I don't pay for attention or time; the idea is to meet and gauge our interest. The only deviations from that is if she's traveled some distance to meet me, because that drive/train/plane indicates interest.

Dfndr612 · 2021-04-21T14:58:15+00:00

Back in the "old days" I had a wealthy friend that was a successful dentist.

He used to take every girl out on a first date to a very expensive, 5 star restaurant. The tab was often $200. - $300. for one meal, a first and frequently only date. He took them to famous NYC restaurants such as: La Chanterelle, Daniel, and Spice Market.

By the time his Amex bill arrived, it was thousands of dollars each month. He mostly had no further contact with these girls, after that initial costly date.

He had already forgotten their names, and had nothing to show for all of the money he spent.

Then he learned. A first date should be for coffee or drinks ONLY, and should last no more than an hour. Have other plans!

If things went well, he would take them out again, but not to 5 star restaurants.

He bought a fifty-five foot yacht with the money he saved on failed first dates....wise up guys!

captain_obvious_here · 2021-04-21T14:58:26+00:00

Processing Fee

Take that, b*tch!

headasseth · 2021-04-21T14:58:27+00:00

Future is applauding this man.

sticksforsticks · 2021-04-21T15:32:22+00:00

This is how you stay single. Find someone who is going to be your best friend for life. Hard as shit, but this is a giant red flag. This guy has no idea how to socialize and just have a fun night with someone.

This is incredibly anti social and stupid lol, if he tells this story to another woman is she not going to think he's a bit on the spectrum?

The internet is weird. Don't be like this lol

get-tilted · 2021-04-21T15:36:35+00:00

This is just petty, definitely not king shit. King shit would be learning your lesson on splitting the first date bill for next time and losing this broads number.

Seriously, this accomplishes nothing for the guy. She’s not gonna respect your excel receipt, so you’re really only doing this for an ego boost.

EmiNVS · 2021-04-21T10:47:20+00:00

Petty shit

Fixed that for you.

Afraid_of_Okapi · 2021-04-21T12:28:33+00:00

I thought this was r/niceguys or some incel sub lol oh, wait, it is the new incel sub.

JimmytheHendrix · 2021-04-21T11:50:18+00:00

If hes the type of dude to do this then she's right for not moving forward with him.

This isn't ppd

asianabsinthe · 2021-04-21T11:04:45+00:00

For a bill that low? Wrong sub, this belongs in r/niceguys.

FeelinPrettyTiredMan · 2021-04-21T12:08:53+00:00

What kind of pathetic incel shit is this?

Lol, a king for sending a bill to some woman? I wonder why he got ghosted...

rdrunner_74 · 2021-04-21T11:54:18+00:00

Just?

2018?

borntofeels · 2021-04-21T13:46:51+00:00

WTF is wrong with this sub? Yes, we should normalize splitting the bill, but it is abnormal behavior to contact some weeks after a date, which she clearly didn't like, and ask for money.

risingrace · 2021-04-21T10:47:21+00:00

wow three beers and she still didnt fuck him

drtapp39 · 2021-04-21T11:04:24+00:00

Just wanted a free meal and got called out for it

kpap16 · 2021-04-21T13:33:08+00:00

Is this not super cringe? How is this king shit?

Merrimon · 2021-04-21T12:07:08+00:00

I assume since it has shipping, a salesman, and order number of 69 it's just a joke - it even has the bottom "for questions about this please contact X".

It's actually pretty funny if you don't take yourself too seriously.

Valtieri · 2021-04-21T13:43:15+00:00

Hard disagree on this one, guys.

Look, not texting someone back is super disrespectful. I'm not condoning it. But for him to respond like this just reeks of some incel shit. This man should not be dating anyone if he's going to handle a $40 rejection like this.

If you loan someone $20 and then never see that person again, consider it $20 well spent.

Kaankaants · 2021-04-21T11:50:25+00:00

How sad are all you incel fuckers congratulating this?!??

To be such a sad fuck that you hang on to thoughts and feelings like this isn't admirable.... it's a deplorable trait in people.

Gtfo it and move on. Or let the hatred take you. Idgaf.

Lbridger · 2021-04-21T11:31:03+00:00

This is some petty neckbeard shit

JaTheRed · 2021-04-21T11:09:09+00:00

This is shitbag move wrong sub

solsangraal · 2021-04-21T11:49:56+00:00

if you're spending money on a first date with the expectation of an ROI, can't afford to be down $40, and fail to communicate all this to your date ahead of time, then you're in for a sad, lonely, unprofitable love life

nomorepantsforme · 2021-04-21T12:00:36+00:00

Ehhh this is cringe they aren’t going to pay and you look sad doing it

Kamenev_Drang · 2021-04-21T12:03:07+00:00

Save yourself the time and trouble, and don't fucking simp in the first place. Go dutch or go home.

El_Neckbeard · 2021-04-21T12:58:29+00:00

Dudes an absolute sad act.

mrinkyface · 2021-04-21T13:24:50+00:00

Guys shouldn’t have to go this far, you should make a firm rule that a first date is always a 50/50 bill split to see her reaction. Their reaction to being asked tells a lot about their character, and if you’d even want to continue dating them. My worst situation has been that I’m yelled at in a restaurant because the girl feels too entitled to pay, obviously ended up not talking to her anymore with me paying my half the bill immediately before leaving. My best situation is that she planned to pay for the whole thing and was not ok with me paying half until I explained that I wanted things to be equal and fair between us, I ended up married to her.

UpbeatEast · 2021-04-21T11:57:17+00:00

Dude should either man up and eat the cost of the date, or man up and make it clear he's only paying for his part from the start. This is some passive-aggressive BS.

kubistonek · 2021-04-21T12:27:42+00:00

lmao what is she gonna do? pay?

ur a clown if you think she'd pay

itachididnothinwrong · 2021-04-21T13:26:21+00:00

?????? And you guys wonder why women reject you. I like this sub because it's like a JusticeServed just for women, but where's the pussypassdenied here? "You thought you could watch me pay for dinner and then not fuck me? Pussy pass denied!"??? That's pathetic.

This is not "king shit", it's super petty and cringy, and this is exactly why that guy is single and will remain single for a long long time.

Do NOT pay for dinner if you think you are paying for anything more than dinner. If you want to pay for sex there's many women that sell it, find one. But it's an awful dating strategy.

I would say do not pay for dinner in the "getting to know each other, I hope we fuck" stage, paying for dinner secures you nothing, and if you pay because you think she has to fuck you now because she owes you, you're a piece of shit and she probably could tell.

And on that same note, do NOT go on dates with women that think you SHOULD pay just because you're a man, that shit is not ok either. Remember men ussed to pay for all the dates because women couldn't study or get a job and they literally owned no money. That's not the case now, paying for dinner is not necessary, and men that do it just because they think the woman owes them something now, are the ones not getting laid after their dates.

j4q · 2021-04-21T11:32:44+00:00

This guy is a fucking loser.

IMightDeleteMe · 2021-04-21T12:06:57+00:00

If you insist on paying for the lady, that's your choice. This doesn't give you any rights. You don't get to expect sex, you don't get to expect her to pay you back later. That's not how chivalry works. If anything, you're proving that you're not mature enough to date her, or anyone for that matter.

While not texting back isn't very classy, it is a message on its own. She's not interested. Take a hint, move on.

oxy315 · 2021-04-21T12:09:31+00:00

No this is pathetic hahaha

kbgman7 · 2021-04-21T12:10:54+00:00

Na man that’s cringe.

Voltron_McYeti · 2021-04-21T12:35:12+00:00

This subreddit devolves more and more every day

If you think this is "king shit" you got some issues you need to work through

C2074579 · 2021-04-21T11:58:49+00:00

This dude included a processing fee. Lmao.

DRAGON_SNIPER · 2021-04-21T11:59:44+00:00

I wonder what she bribed him with.

The_ZALL · 2021-04-21T12:04:25+00:00

This is hilarious, dumb but hilarious.

Almeno23 · 2021-04-21T12:09:45+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cantfindmykeys · 2021-04-21T12:25:29+00:00

Another reason you should always go Dutch on the 1st date or 2

IFightBitchesToo · 2021-04-21T12:37:10+00:00

My Man!

fujidust · 2021-04-21T12:38:45+00:00

There are so many problems with this invoice.

AlohaWorld18 · 2021-04-21T12:59:54+00:00

Lol she should pay him and run! Pathetic little man

LaComtesseRouge · 2021-04-21T13:02:11+00:00

As my female POV when I go to the first date (maybe the 2nd and the 3d one) I ask for split the bill, otherwise it makes me feel like I owe him something. Some men actually expects once they pay the bill that I must to 'thank him' in some way.

NoogaShooter · 2021-04-21T13:03:23+00:00

Justice Served.

philldafunk · 2021-04-21T13:04:22+00:00

processing fee? wow thats super petty

seamusdoherty · 2021-04-21T13:10:47+00:00

niiiiiiice

wildtrevorappeared · 2021-04-21T13:16:25+00:00

The Tap and an 812 number? This is Bloomington isn’t it lol. Sounds like a Kelley school loser

Cartilage88 · 2021-04-21T13:16:33+00:00

This is why you always do a very cheap first date. If it doesn't go well or they don't message you back you're only out like $10 or less. My best spot for dates was a bubble tea place. Would cost me around $12 for mine and hers. If we hit it off, we could go for a walk, and if it was really good then we could walk to my place which was 2 blocks away. But if it was bad, one arm hug and off she went. I don't mind paying $6 to find out if there's a connection.

pmcd_com · 2021-04-21T13:18:37+00:00

MLP was full of shit. Even pre-MUFC.

jigoiswatching · 2021-04-21T13:19:25+00:00

Wow, I have always paid my own bill on each and every date. I have always found it very uncomfortable ordering if I wasn’t paying. How am I supposed to afford what I want? I am not exactly a picky eater but I also am playing Russian roulette when eating a none homecooked meal, my stomach doesn’t always react well to outside food. I prefer paying my own bill so I can pick the safest restaurant or meal. I let him choose the place so I would know that that’s what he can afford and act accordingly. I sometimes go on a date without going home first so I am hungry so I order whatever I want and pay for it, and there are days when I don’t really want to it. I have found that when I pay my own bill, I don’t find myself in a ‘ nice guy’ situation or putting the guy on the spot with my order. I suggest that you always pay for yourself to avoid embarrassment for either of you or both of you.

fnkdrspok · 2021-04-21T13:19:56+00:00

This is why I do meetups for the first date. Starbucks or Panera bread works and each pays for what they order.

IMightDeleteMe · 2021-04-21T13:30:28+00:00

I dunno what you think you're saying but I fail to see how your typing is relevant to what I wrote.

-Listening · 2021-04-21T13:31:33+00:00

I am willing to believe this shit??

Thickness_18 · 2021-04-21T13:35:01+00:00

That date tho

im_stevo · 2021-04-21T13:44:00+00:00

The person I'm seeing now paid for the first date and she said you get the next one and we've done that ever since. We take turns or say if we have are having a drink and food at mine one will pay for food and one will pay for alcohol. It's great and much less akward than splitting a bill

Emeraldjade · 2021-04-21T13:45:03+00:00

wrong sub this should be in r/cringe

2021-04-21T13:51:02+00:00

I love sorting the comments by controversial

Just watch the women call everyone an Incel for not taking shit 🤣🤣

Certain-Cook-8885 · 2021-04-21T13:53:40+00:00

Haha yes this isn’t vindictive and pathetic at all!

Stalking_Panda · 2021-04-21T13:54:22+00:00

A king does not squabble over half the bill after the fact. It shows he shouldn't have covered it in the first place and its petty. Kings arent petty.

Curia-DD · 2021-04-21T13:55:06+00:00

Like I am even gonna pay that. Sheesh

diffeqs88 · 2021-04-21T13:56:27+00:00

Should have made her pay up front. If she didn't want to pay for her meal, get up and leave.

krischens · 2021-04-21T13:57:10+00:00

Processing fee and shipping/handling, ahaha, guy's got a sense of houmor.

Swift747 · 2021-04-21T13:59:27+00:00

You should've paid your half anyway.

cyancluee · 2021-04-21T14:01:31+00:00

MY MANS ADDED A $2 PROCESSING FEE A KING 👑

tmcf_k · 2021-04-21T14:02:51+00:00

yessir bando type shii

sideshow999 · 2021-04-21T14:03:27+00:00

Processing fee lol

No_Construction_896 · 2021-04-21T14:07:26+00:00

A guy went to prison because he kept having dinner with women and leaving them with the bill. 10 fucking felony counts they hit him with when all he did was get up after he ate and left. It’s a fucking clown world.

https://ktla.com/news/local-news/man-accused-of-serial-dining-and-dashing-leaving-women-he-met-online-to-foot-bill-faces-10-felony-counts-l-a-county-prosecutors/

PrestigiousCarrot105 · 2021-04-21T14:07:59+00:00

He absolutely did the right thing lol. Stop using guys as a meal tickets xD

autocommenter_bot · 2021-04-21T14:09:32+00:00

That's fucking pathetic, and that's the shit that makes you losers feel empowered?

That really should be a warning for you.

Anticamgirl · 2021-04-21T14:10:05+00:00

Processing fee omfg haha. This bitch.

Anticamgirl · 2021-04-21T14:12:09+00:00

His fault for not having the "do you mind splitting the bill" talk beforehand. The processing fee is funny af though.

He probably paid the bill no problem thinking he was gonna get laid. When that didnt happen he decided to be a petty shit.

youhansj · 2021-04-21T14:12:54+00:00

Someone pls tell me the @ I wanna see the comments so badly

ZarquonsFlatTire · 2021-04-21T14:14:27+00:00

Those tacos sound pretty good tho.

test822 · 2021-04-21T14:15:09+00:00

PO number: 69

!!!

Airdropwatermelon · 2021-04-21T14:16:14+00:00

How is this pussy pass denied? Sounds like the guy is a pussy that can't handle rejection. He didn't have to pay just like she doesn't have to call him back. He gambled and lost. It happens.

Arctic_gear · 2021-04-21T14:16:51+00:00

Always go for coffee on first date, so if you don’t like the person it’s only a couple of bucks that you lose. Also, going for a walk and coffee makes you get to the know the person.

_Otsdarva_ · 2021-04-21T14:18:31+00:00

P.O. Number 69

And somehow he has her mailing address after 1 date.

Yeah this didnt happen.

Slick_Ricky · 2021-04-21T14:20:54+00:00

Uhhhh this is pretty cringe lol I imagine his letter to her being “whyst doth thou not scry me a second time, fair maiden?”

Gigroy · 2021-04-21T14:22:36+00:00

Hang on, is that.... $10 for a beer?!

twitch201 · 2021-04-21T14:22:52+00:00

This is definitely not King shit. You wanna split the bill, say so up front. Don't ask for recompense post denial.

r0yalpixel · 2021-04-21T14:25:17+00:00

Don't get the message cna someone please explain

FarEndRN · 2021-04-21T14:27:23+00:00

This belongs on r/niceguys

guitar-ass · 2021-04-21T14:30:32+00:00

PO#69

MotionAction · 2021-04-21T14:32:16+00:00

How does he enforce the payment if the invoice is not paid?

Solkre · 2021-04-21T14:37:17+00:00

Yah you think it's funny until it's in collections and you can get that car loan. muwahaha

/jk collection agencies are scum

Puoaper · 2021-04-21T14:37:20+00:00

Dude shouldn’t have paid. He knew there was a chance they wouldn’t work out. If he can’t be cool giving her a free meal it should have been split.

2021-04-21T14:37:49+00:00

Y'all don't take girls on tandem bicycle ride dates to avoid paying for anything?

Bluetooth_Sandwich · 2021-04-21T14:39:29+00:00

r/thishappened

Fake as hell. People making up some phony ass invoice to gain clout.

Damn y’all is desperate for attention.

cutzngutz · 2021-04-21T14:46:45+00:00

"king shit" uh..nah. regardless of gender this isnt cool.

oddella · 2021-04-21T14:48:24+00:00

do not do this, find another girl to swoon

Reasonable_Motor8490 · 2021-04-21T14:50:32+00:00

I would too you ghost me fuck you your paying for what you ordered

junkname001 · 2021-04-21T14:51:06+00:00

Actually its just a picture of a piece of paper..easily made up with a PC w MS word and a printer. Not hard.

grundlepudding · 2021-04-21T15:01:34+00:00

Send him some of your doody in a ziploc bag with the date of your evening together. Even Stevens.

JenGerRus · 2021-04-21T15:02:04+00:00

What a little bitch of a male. If you wanna pay for attention, pay a sex worker.

3kindsofsalt · 2021-04-21T15:03:02+00:00

Loser

Parthy_ · 2021-04-21T15:03:26+00:00

No lmao this is petty. If a woman paid then did the same thing it'd still be petty.

redingerforcongress · 2021-04-21T15:04:56+00:00

Always need more context.

If they were at dinner, and someone said "I forgot my wallet, can you pay for me, and I'll pay you back later?", I could totally see the effort going through sending them an invoice if they ghost directly after.

imisswholefriedclams · 2021-04-21T15:06:01+00:00

Invalid purchase order #. Bill is voided

Nestalim · 2021-04-21T15:06:35+00:00

Incel shit

reddeath82 · 2021-04-21T15:07:11+00:00

This dude is an idiot. Why the fuck is there an F.O.B. point and why is there a date there and not a location?

williamtbash · 2021-04-21T15:11:28+00:00

This is stupid and a joke, but paying on first dates suck. I have no problem paying for drinks on dates after the first date, but it is normalized. 95% of first dates don't make it to the next so it's just a large waste of money. More so where I live and even more so if drinks turns into them ordering dinner. A first date can easily turn into $100. It's nice when the woman offers to split, but I'd say that only happens 30% of the time if that.

Just-A-Swangin93 · 2021-04-21T15:12:20+00:00

Damn 10 dollars for a beer. What is this world coming to

EthanEpiale · 2021-04-21T15:14:35+00:00

This shit is such cringe. Imagine someone not being interested after a date where you voluntarily paid and then babyraging so hard about it you write out this embarassing shit and actually send it. Just move on with your life, don't do weirdo serial killer shit lol.

Exver1 · 2021-04-21T15:20:35+00:00

Honestly I think the person who asks out the other should pay for the first date (which is generally guys), but after that they should split the bill.

morbidaar · 2021-04-21T15:22:29+00:00

Moscow Mule in that copper cup with the ginger beer is pretty good 👌🏽

AtlasSilverado · 2021-04-21T15:24:06+00:00

The best part is the processing fee!! 🤣🤣🤣

xkcdlc · 2021-04-21T15:27:21+00:00

Reading a lot of responses about how it's never cool to ghost someone.

That's just bullshit.

I've met plenty of people that I don't want any contact with. Usually they don't pass the first assessment but sometimes they can mask the crazy.

I'd imagine with tinder and online dating (thankfully haven't had to experience it first hand) it's harder to get an accurate first assessment these days.

And to compound the first line, sometimes there are people you don't need to give a goodbye or final farewell to, because it just opens the door, in their mind, to continue harassing.

I'm thinking that this dude dining at someone with an "invoice" typed up because they weren't satisfied with someone lack of response, might just be the type who gives off other strange vibes.

2021-04-21T15:36:33+00:00

“King shit”? You offered to pay for the meal. You’re not entitled to them wanting to date you back. How is this PPD?

yogurthewise · 2021-04-21T15:37:35+00:00

Po box 69.....this guy is clearly joking!

tamle1976 · 2021-04-21T16:14:04+00:00

How does he expect to collect?

suneatergrim · 2021-04-21T16:53:00+00:00

Haha 😆

MetalSeaWeed · 2021-04-21T17:10:04+00:00

I always split so one person gets food and the other person covers drinks. Easy way to split without the awkwardness and somehow it's always come out at a damn near 50/50

latearrival42 · 2021-04-22T02:52:16+00:00

7% sales tax? Dang

mkhairulafiq · 2021-04-21T11:03:24+00:00

Nah, pussy shit.

CanonOverseer · 2021-04-21T12:33:02+00:00

Is the bill really for "our dinner" or is it just for YOUR dinner

phelixthehelix · 2021-04-21T12:47:50+00:00

I did something similar after a date that seemingly went very well. We were talking/laughing nonstop, she said she was interested in seeing me again, so I paid. She had a salmon meal and a couple glasses of wine. Cut to a few days later when I ask about getting together again she tells me she is no longer interested and blocks me on fb and texts. I venmo requested her for her share of dinner (low-balled her even, plus not including tip). Surprisingly she actually paid up.

itsyabooiii · 2021-04-21T13:16:23+00:00

The processing fee though, petty to the max

thriftstorethong · 2021-04-21T13:57:30+00:00

I love how men can't discuss like...splitting the bill without turning into misogynists and incels.

It's fine to want to split the bill/pay each your own. You're not wrong. But you don't have to call women bitches/whores/cunts etc. because your real problem isn't women using you, it's that you hate women and they can fucking tell on the first date.

Transpatials · 2021-04-21T12:15:30+00:00

LMFAOOO The amount of people angry over a joke. This is why I come here. Fuck the posts, the comments are where the gold is.

You idiots think he’s going to take her to court if she doesn’t pay? He’s clearly being satirical.

Edit: “WAAAHHHHHH” -You

DawgFighterz · 2021-04-21T13:15:48+00:00

What was it Cardi B said? Broke boys don’t deserve no pussy? I know that’s right.

gafgone5 · 2021-04-21T11:36:42+00:00

Pay up, deadbeat.

Y0STER · 2021-04-21T11:41:18+00:00

Who the hell spends $20 on 2 beers? What girl eats pulled pork tacos on the first date? I bet she must be some Heffer ass cow, lol!

Burrito_Savage · 2021-04-21T10:44:55+00:00

Think i hate him more.

VerdantFuppe · 2021-04-21T11:18:55+00:00

Much respect for that. Expecting a free meal and then not even having the decency to reply afterwards. Big no. Then pay up.

glucoseintolerant · 2021-04-21T12:29:21+00:00

To who ever is saying “ she only wanted a free meal” get the fuck out of your moms basement and go and tell her that. I can tell you she will give you 5 across the eye real quick. Maybe he was/ is a shitty person and she knew he would react like this so she just ghosted him. Maybe instead of blaming her he should look at himself and see what went wrong. The incel mentality on this sub is starting to get stronger.

andypandy1966 · 2021-04-21T10:57:59+00:00

Both people are assholes!

EnterpriseNCC1701D · 2021-04-21T11:41:04+00:00

Going out with guys just for food doesn’t make you a woman. If you’re desperate without a penny in your pocket, sure I get that entirely. Do what you gota do to survive. This bitch is posting from a smart phone I bet is at least $1000. And you’re gona basically steal $50. Fucking loser

Mendacity531 · 2021-04-21T11:19:28+00:00

Wow, check out all the incels in here mad at the female, what pussies you guys are.

bsodbeoch · 2021-04-21T12:43:23+00:00

Sorry gotta say this one is not the girl's fault. The guy probably demanded to pay the bill. Most people split on first dates. Guys demanding to pay the bill think it will give them an advantage or pressure the girl to go home with him. Paying for a meal doesn't mean it was a good date. The fact he's demanding the bill back just proves that he didn't really feel gracious to pay the bill, but it was a way of forcing a quid pro quo. This is cringe from a frustrated guy who thinks he can pay for people to fuck him.

TPoK_001 · 2021-04-21T13:33:20+00:00

He dodged a bullet. Who tf eats a pulled pork taco. Nasty shit fr

Nomandate · 2021-04-21T13:48:33+00:00

Lol what a loser.

thekillerofnugs · 2021-04-21T11:42:51+00:00

If you don't have the decency to be honest with your fellow human beings and actually show that their feelings matter. Then you deserve this bill and then some.

Unethical_Castrator · 2021-04-21T11:54:45+00:00

This really isn’t hard people.

If he invited her out for drinks, he’s paying.

If she invited him out, she should have payed.

Ghosting someone is immature, but sending a bill is downright petty and childish. Neither of these people look good in this image.

End of the day we don’t know the full story.

DylansDeadly · 2021-04-21T13:31:24+00:00

I don't think this is "King Shit". This is a bitch move. If you offer to pay for someone's dinner and then get so butthurt she doesn't text back that you send her a bill, you're a bitch.

kandradeece · 2021-04-21T13:32:51+00:00

This is just trashy. Dont pay and get bitter about it afterwards, that just makes you a toxic person.

I only ever did 50/50 on dates. A good girl who isn't looking for a sugar daddy will want to split.

above_average_nerd · 2021-04-21T12:00:51+00:00

First date, you should always go Dutch. And I would think that modern feminist should agree, but they are mostly only feminist when it is convenient.

OwlGod98 · 2021-04-21T12:12:28+00:00

Welp i love think some people would call this progress towards equality but feminists would call it getting the "short end" of the straw they almost never ever had to touch

Nanteen666 · 2021-04-21T12:18:37+00:00

There should be a competitor of tinder that works like Yelp.

Allowing people to rate their tinder dates and let people know just how these people actually are.

hypsterslayer · 2021-04-21T12:36:01+00:00

Prostitution services getting checked

GuiltyAffect · 2021-04-21T13:22:31+00:00

This should be on justneckbeardthings.

Sending a bill after the fact isn't gonna get her to pay. She already decided he wasn't worth her time. If you want to split the bill, then say so at the time, instead of being a loser and doing shit like this.

The only pussy being denied is the guy who sent this bill.

Can you imagine taking the time to create an invoice for somebody who obviously isn't going to pay, over 40 bucks?

Friendly_Virus5607 · 2021-04-21T14:35:40+00:00

If you expect sex after paying for dinner get a prostitute you fucks. Or idk don't pay for dinner if you don't want to. Yes. It's that easy.

Toosleepyforthis74 · 2021-04-21T14:53:27+00:00

If he's the kind of guy who's willing to send a bill after paying he's the kinda guy who doesn't deserve a second date lol.

killer8424 · 2021-04-21T11:45:15+00:00

Why the fuck did you let him pay if you knew you weren’t going to go out again?

Deadicate · 2021-04-21T11:13:18+00:00

Some hoe's companionship ain't worth 40 dollars - break it off properly, pay your half or don't go out, don't lead some guy on and complain that you stopped getting free shit.

TrueCenterRealist · 2021-04-21T10:48:01+00:00

I bet this isn’t the only way he was an asshole.

JanniesDoItFreeLMAO2 · 2021-04-21T13:37:48+00:00

Absolute KING

juan_cena99 · 2021-04-21T12:10:06+00:00

The girl is shit for ghosting but the guy is a dick for mailing her the bill as well. Seems like a "nice guy" move to me I mean if you ask someone out and dont tell them you are going Dutch then the expectation is you will pay. At least that's how I see it, it's weird to ask someone out, oay the bill then mail them for it after the fact.

If somebody ordered you a bunch of pizzas as a surprise but then turns out you need to pay for it would you appreciate that? Thats kinda the same logic to me unless it's the girl who asked him out then expected him to oay for everything.

rollredroll · 2021-04-21T12:15:46+00:00

PO number is 69

Nice.

Anime_fan_21 · 2021-04-21T12:20:25+00:00

Po Number:69

Nice

NSFW-DISPLACEMENT · 2021-04-21T12:24:07+00:00

King shit 690%

AchtungBaby1994 · 2021-04-21T12:57:04+00:00

I thought women wanted EQUALITY?

CyberClaws7112 · 2021-04-21T13:45:43+00:00

no one gonna say how the p.o number is 69? no? mk

Not-a-cloned-goose · 2021-04-21T13:58:18+00:00

This seems beyond petty. Dude can't foot a $40 bill? Don't take anyone out if you can't handle rejection. He's probably the one that asked her out, and felt the need to "be a man" and pay for it. Only to not get laid, not get a gf, and now he's salty.

JanniesDoItFreeLMAO2 · 2021-04-21T13:59:50+00:00

People on here being like "lMaO dIs IsN't KiNg ShIt"

Yes bitch, yes it is. This is a great and funny way of making a girl reflect on her toxic behavior without seeming threatening. I mean he put PO Number 69 for christ's sake, imagine taking this seriously. Oh just kidding, it's reddit and losers here will do literally anything they can to demonize dudes

inkyness · 2021-04-21T14:19:12+00:00

king of the incels shit

basebrandon87 · 2021-04-21T14:22:31+00:00

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basebrandon87 · 2021-04-21T14:27:20+00:00

This is why you do something free, or, you both pay your own bill.

Personally, I think we are to in love with the idea of a "perfect first date".

Well, the perfect date is going out with someone who generally understands and is interested in your life, ups and downs.

We gotta lay off the material lust we have in every aspect of our lives.

My opinion, don't spend money on the first date, aside from a coffee or something.

That guy is a d- bag though.

Title	King shit
Author	basebrandon87
Upvotes	6444
Comments	1066
Date	April 21, 2021 10:41 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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