Any clever/witty replies to, "Why would I want to get to know u?" [recovered]

Toastwaver · 2022-08-19T13:15:04+00:00

Why don't you ask my 536 FACEBOOK FRIENDS!?

ApollosSin · 2022-08-19T15:02:29+00:00

"Idk, my mom thinks I'm pretty cool"

auxmygawd · 2022-08-19T14:57:57+00:00

I had a similar situation once where I asked for a girls number. She asked : Why?

I just replied : Why not? I got the number fyi.

I think the best reply to your case would be something bold and short. Something that would get her curious.

Example : “Cause i’m a walking adventure.”

Good luck !

bradinthecreek · 2022-08-19T13:42:19+00:00

Because I’m a cunning linguist.

Connect-Pear-3859 · 2022-08-19T14:27:29+00:00

Because I make millions $ selling my photos of my feet on only fans.

Davidskylarkk · 2022-08-19T12:38:47+00:00

Step back and start unzipping your pants

Competitive-Link-912 · 2022-08-19T11:59:07+00:00

Tone is more important that what you say.

I disagree with the not qualifying yourself. You can own your qualities and not come across as an asshole if your tone and social skills are on point.

Don’t say something pathetic “I’m rich and a nice guy” like a creep. But something simple and flirtly say “because I’m handsome”.

incognito3107 · 2022-08-19T11:32:57+00:00

"You will know it pretty soon". And continue like nothing happened.

DigLucky3112 · 2022-08-19T09:47:36+00:00

Don't qualify yourself, say stupid shit like

"Because i have the 3rd best parrot in my neighbourhood......!"

putcoolusernamehere · 2022-08-19T12:53:12+00:00

I’ve never gotten that line before, what are you saying that would consistently prompt this line from women?

FaithInStrangers94 · 2022-08-19T14:59:41+00:00

If you’re getting that you’re probably not connecting too well with them, unless it’s said with a cheeky undertone

MaxProdigal · 2022-08-19T11:42:08+00:00

I don’t think it’s supposed to be answered literally. It’s said in a playful, flirtatious way so respond in a playful, flirtatious way. In my opinion, you should come up with that yourself though. That’s the whole point of the banter.

Fussingtonstation · 2022-08-19T14:37:37+00:00

Depends how well you know them and where you’re at in your “relationship.”

I also tend to like kind of playful, silly flirting until I’m comfortable. Different women like different things, but these two would do it for me-

Pretty early flirting: “Because if you don’t, I’m going to leave you alone. And you’re going to have to spend the rest of your life wondering how things might have been different if you had. That sounds pretty bleak. But hey, your call.”

Things are heating up: “That’s not something I can tell you. But I could show you. Later if you want.”

This kind of flirting is all about who has the power in the conversation. Take some back with your response.

controversial_parrot · 2022-08-19T13:07:42+00:00

Always stupid and cocky shit. ALWAYS STUPID AND COCKY SHIT.

If you write an essay about your hopes and dreams like a middle schooler I’ll punch you in the dick.

Amikatey · 2022-08-19T19:13:24+00:00

It's a shit test for sure.

batbouyassou · 2022-08-19T12:39:20+00:00

It's a disrespectful question i would leave lol

ChipmunkResponsible4 · 2022-08-19T17:30:29+00:00

She’s in a logical headspace. Change her mood not her mind…. Any thoughts ?

congowarrior · 2022-08-19T21:26:08+00:00

You don’t, I am too much fun for you

ThatRollingStone · 2022-08-20T02:21:06+00:00

I don’t think there is one if that’s their response. Then again, I’m not a fan of cold approaches and trying to sell myself to people.

dump_fool · 2022-08-19T10:23:45+00:00

Just say something playful and stupid.

"Cause i have X colored eyes." The tone of voice matters a lot here make-it sound playfully arrogant and smirk.

WiiWynn · 2022-08-19T13:27:45+00:00

“Now why would I spoil the mystery? Would you ask the author how the book ends? You ask a friend how a movie ends?

You’re going to have to invest the time and energy to find out. Same expectation I have of you. So far you’re interesting, and I’m willing to continue the journey if you are.”

Start cheeky, then add a little spice / counter shit test. Most chicks are looking for a chance at long term, and ‘journey’ is a bit of a cue for long term, but by no means committal.

Give that a shot.

drgreen987 · 2022-08-19T15:02:52+00:00

honestly, don’t answer that question. instead redirect it. For example, i might say “i dig the energy u were giving off so i want to get to know u better. if u feel the same way then lets get to know each other. If not, then that’s fine too” and if she says she doesnt feel it then say “no worries, take care” Keep it simple, if she wants to get to know you she wont give you a hard time!!!

slangbladesMT10 · 2022-08-19T20:08:21+00:00

You're smiling/smirking when you say these. They ARE asking you to prove your worth. The first 4 are funny/flirty. The last 2 make you seem nonchalant.

"Find out :D"

"Cuz... have you seen me?? You'd be crazy not to ;)"

"Why WOULDN't you? Look at me. I think we can both agree im impressive :D"

"IDk... I kill spider's and take out the trash?"

________________________

"Either you do, or you don't. the choice is yours :D"

"Ill leave it up to you. Take my number ;)"

SociallyCluelessHELP · 2022-08-19T20:57:46+00:00

“I mean…. Look at me”

waverunnr · 2022-08-19T22:04:47+00:00

Whisper in her ear, “Because I eat ass.”

Then show her a picture of the donkey you shot.

Axlfire · 2022-08-19T22:19:02+00:00

Because we could figure out an answer together?

hookedonfonicsmunky · 2022-08-19T12:10:49+00:00

I'm rich, drive a helicopter to my remote job everyday, huge cock and many mansions

epimpstyle · 2022-08-19T12:48:37+00:00

Do you know a case when a girl stopped talking to a guy because he didn't say a clever answer to a simple question?

It doesn't matter what you answer because if she wants to talk to you she will continue talking.

From my point of view, the shit test is just a marketing method to show you how difficult is to talk to girls. If you don't know what to answer she will friend-zone you, otherwise, she will jump into your arms.... common dude, do you still believe in the shit test?

Peacebone000 · 2022-08-19T14:36:27+00:00

Because my life is dope and I do dope shit.

RedCardOrder · 2022-08-19T14:49:12+00:00

“Why not?”

simplyaguyonline · 2022-08-19T17:34:18+00:00

Psh, screw that. Ask her right back.

"Why should I get to know you?"

She aint perfect either dude. Don't stoop to letting her treat you as an commodity. If she isn't interested or doesn't see your value, that's on her not you.

You would need to have that real value though...

Edit* didn't realize she said it playfully. I read this as shit testing.

Even then, you could say it playfully and I think it still works.

ShootzyCollinz · 2022-08-19T21:18:49+00:00

"If I told you, it would ruin the fun/surprise."

lonelyWalkAlone · 2022-08-19T22:08:54+00:00

Cause you have no problems in life and I'm here to give you some

sinhaanip · 2022-08-19T11:06:15+00:00

1. ‘to know why you shouldn’t, you might as well should’

2. ‘To minimise future regret’ And other related replies…

3. ‘Ok - Let’s assume you don’t want to know me better. Can you answer why ?’ Flipping the question back.

Assumption : It’s just about starting the conversation, nothing more.

MadManP493 · 2022-08-19T14:34:33+00:00

This puts you in a tough spot to both not come off as bragging and to give some sort of a legitimate answer. I'm thinking something along the lines of, "Because it could be the beginning of the rest of our lives" obviously said coyly. Either that, or try to change the subject

I3enj · 2022-08-19T13:40:22+00:00

"Because of my holywood smile and razor sharp wit."

Chicagoj1563 · 2022-08-19T15:07:14+00:00

Its a way they are trying to get you to qualify yourself to them. I would just keep it light and possibly lead. Answer her question with a question, get her to qualify to you.

You can also put the question on pause, tell her you will answer, but not before she tells you why she is a waitress, or wants to be an actress, or whatever qualifier you want to use. Flip the script and make her qualify herself first. Don't simply jump through her hoops. She's not the prize, you are.

2022-08-19T18:57:12+00:00

Stolen from models, but most effective line in my repertoire is “what’s your favorite thing in the entire fucking world”. It’s golden. Opens up a massive landscape of potential next topics.

Sybilx · 2022-08-19T16:53:09+00:00

“Because I’m the best thing that’ll ever happen to you”

Golilizzy · 2022-08-19T18:49:26+00:00

Idk but my grandma said I’m the most handsome man ever, that’s gotta be worth something?

ImmodestPolitician · 2022-08-19T11:53:58+00:00

"...because you are intrigued."

yatap21 · 2022-08-19T16:42:10+00:00

"Imagine you're on your deathbed 60 years from now... right before you're about to pass, your life flashes before your eyes... do you think you'd wish you've curved more dudes or went on more dates?

Frewg2 · 2022-08-19T21:20:48+00:00

Let’s remember, women don’t have game, so them saying something as dumb as this is something that’ll happen. Idk what I’d say but in the moment I’d play it off as “well I’d want to know you but I guess you’re not that interested, I could go if you want” or something like that, that defines that you’re interested and it’s all up to her if she wants to continue talking

Taaswaas · 2022-08-19T22:58:37+00:00

Honest answer here: "Because I've never met anyone like me before. I doubt you'll find another. I'm not claiming to be better than everyone else, but neither am I average either."

Lopsided_Jackfruit37 · 2022-08-19T14:00:18+00:00

I can't figure out the exact wording right now... probably need more coffee.. but you'll want to answer with something that would make her think that you're put in her path for a reason and that if she doesn't get to know you, she might be missing out on something she was supposed to experience.. kinda like the "everything happens for a reason" quote. Whether you're supposed to help her get through a tough time, prevent her from meeting some guy bro that would royally screw up her life, give her confidence to pursue the job she's always wanted, or be the person she's supposed to fall in love with..

And then once you get her to bite.. say some profound stuff like this.

“People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. When you figure out which one it is, you will know what to do for each person….”.

“When someone is in your life for a REASON, it is usually to meet a need you expressed. They have come to assist you through a difficulty; to provide you with guidance and support; to aid you physically, emotionally or spiritually. They seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be there. “Then, without any wrongdoing on your part…the relationship will end.”

“When some people come into your life for a SEASON, because your turn has come to share, grow or learn. They bring you an experience of peace or make you laugh. They may teach you something you have never done. They usually give you an unbelievable amount of job. Believe it. It is real.” But this is only for a short period of time.

“LIFETIME relationships teaches you lifetime lessons, things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person, and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life”. — source is unknown.

Single-Leadership-67 · 2022-08-19T10:49:37+00:00

OG pua here. if she says such a thing i jusy say "ok nice meeting you bye". she is clearly street smart and not easy. would probably game you on for monts before crappy inhibited limited sex

Freezingfield08 · 2022-08-19T11:00:21+00:00

Bail, she's not interested and nothing you say will change that.

Funk_Apus · 2022-08-19T17:19:03+00:00

Lots of reasons, but what are you offering exactly??

___Insomnia · 2022-08-19T21:39:06+00:00

“You’re the one here right now why don’t you tell me?”

Connect-Pear-3859 · 2022-08-19T14:23:45+00:00

You would regret not getting to know me (wink or smile)

Plenty_Software4415 · 2022-08-19T15:18:29+00:00

“Cuz I can change your life”

“Let’s hangout ____ and You can find out for yourself”

“You don’t know what your missing”

Bacheegs · 2022-08-19T12:54:31+00:00

The reason we say this is because you don’t have a profile and you refuse to tell us anything about yourself. Try actually making a profile that tells us about yourself so we can see if we have anything in common with you

CocoBabeNYC · 2022-08-19T14:45:00+00:00

You should answer after looking deep into her eyes "OMG, because your eyes are the exact same color as my brand new Porsche!"

Bfb38 · 2022-08-19T15:06:41+00:00

“I don’t know why you’d want to get to know me because I don’t know you yet.”

You’re not there to convince them. You either start from a place of them being into it and don’t blow it, or you figure out that they’re not into it and you move on.

InteriorInsights99 · 2022-08-19T15:30:36+00:00

Throw the question back at them and see how they answer first?

L-Blaze-O-Piffington · 2022-08-19T16:04:18+00:00

If you have to ask the question, then you’ll never know the answer.

danza37 · 2022-08-19T16:10:10+00:00

'You're gunna have to get to know me to find out 😉'

Jay-Ames · 2022-08-19T16:58:44+00:00

Because i can read your future and saw that we would meet soon anyways.

Cregan1111 · 2022-08-19T17:08:09+00:00

I think there is no reason for you to get me know. Goodbye.

cronasminate · 2022-08-19T17:15:50+00:00

"Because if you don't imma post about it on r/seduction and you will be so missing out on dating a redddit superstar."

meatpopsicle86edya · 2022-08-19T17:18:16+00:00

Because I'm the miracle your life is missing baby. God says you are most welcome.

Psy08 · 2022-08-19T18:07:06+00:00

With confidence, gesture her to lean on, so you can whisper. Wait tillshe does. Once she does, say, "because I don't give a f*ck"

If she does not comply, open a girl right next to you, in front of her

Flairtor · 2022-08-19T18:08:12+00:00

"Why wouldn't you want to know a catch like me" then smirk.

zisehuar · 2022-08-19T18:11:08+00:00

You're probably right

Invest2prosper · 2022-08-19T18:18:32+00:00

Because there’s much more than meets the eye, but only if you are game to try.

CometAzur42069 · 2022-08-19T18:36:32+00:00

This might be said 1/100 times. It doesnt matter a whole lot what to say here because you shouldnt be encountering this. If she likes you, say whatever from “because I’m cool” to “i got a big house”

searchfgold6789 · 2022-08-19T18:57:03+00:00

Because you clearly have low standards

sparklingwinepapi92 · 2022-08-19T20:09:00+00:00

"I mean there's always the chance could end up becoming the next [insert famous wealthy power couple here], but unless you give me a chance you'll never know!"

There's not one single line that will work in all situations of course. She'll either find it funny/intriguing/charming, or she'll think you're dumb.

theundeadwombat · 2022-08-19T21:19:27+00:00

“Why not?”

aaron_is_here · 2022-08-19T21:56:58+00:00

This a good opportunity to use some conversational judo and start talking about shit you actually want to talk about.

“I’m glad you asked. Have you ever…{hobbies/topics you’re interested in}.”

Now, you’re low-key qualifying them.

13-bald-turkeys · 2022-08-19T22:41:39+00:00

"to see if I'm a cool as I think I am."

OriginalPostrSociety · 2022-08-19T23:30:00+00:00

If they are giving you a playful vibe then just say you own a lot cool action figures or something.

onionexplorer · 2022-08-19T23:39:30+00:00

Rhetorical?

ChadMagic1 · 2022-08-20T00:13:36+00:00

Duh, so I can text or call you later this week… maybe

cytomome · 2022-08-20T03:02:19+00:00

"Cause you're bored, and you can always stop at any time if it's not fun anymore." People feel safer when you give them an out, and they are choosing of their own volition to continue.

TransportationSea953 · 2022-08-20T04:39:55+00:00

Just be like lol anything else is too try hard cuz it’s an annoying ass question

Sourav_RC · 2022-08-20T05:39:16+00:00

"You shouldn't. It'll affect my mysterious vibe"

bojack1011 · 2022-08-20T05:54:41+00:00

Prolly just move onto the next idk

Rebeccajp · 2022-08-20T08:49:54+00:00

“Get to know me, and you’ll find out”

texaspete3 · 2022-08-20T11:48:43+00:00

yes. frame.

Look deeply in her eyes and say " have you ever thought about getting that mole removed" and then " a crazy thing happened to me yesterday , i saved this old lady from falling down the stairs"

If you acknowledge her words then that means she can control your emotions and that is a bit of a weakness. Don't ever allow a stranger to control your emotions. That is what insecure men do.

debu206 · 2022-08-20T13:52:55+00:00

“Lets get drinks and ill tell you why”

I would say this in an equally flirtatious fun way, and smile.

Ancient_Educator_76 · 2022-08-20T21:11:25+00:00

I’m pretty good in an apocalypse…

QRIOSworld · 2022-08-22T07:12:22+00:00

"Huh, good point. I don't know: I'll get back to you when I find out."

Then leave. Trust me, they're expecting a whiny response or some cringy and tryingtobefunny reply.

thinker_952 · 2022-08-23T18:12:18+00:00

Well people tell me I am a bit special...and you can help me identify if they are right or wrong!!

Bobja14 · 2022-08-23T19:34:21+00:00

Because you are not a lesbian and I am not gay

Title	Any clever/witty replies to, "Why would I want to get to know u?" [recovered]
Author	bobqat [recovered]
Upvotes	162
Comments	237
Date	August 19, 2022 9:33 AM UTC (3 years ago)
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