What’s a good passive-aggressive xmas gift for the STBX?

Solid-Phase-1655 · 2024-11-17T18:21:19+00:00

Send the new bf/gf a sympathy card. Simple.

IAPiratesFan · 2024-11-16T01:23:02+00:00

I was honestly thinking of getting mine a 1 year membership in a gym (she needs to lose some weight). But then I found out the cheapest I could get locally would still be over $250 a year. So that's a no.

Comfortable-Angle660 · 2024-11-15T18:36:37+00:00

A Trump baseball hat

4th_times_a_charm_ · 2024-11-15T17:00:06+00:00

A postcard from your recent vacation without her.

pennywise1235 · 2024-11-15T16:42:43+00:00

Donate to have a tree in Israel planted in her name

techrmd3 · 2024-11-15T15:54:37+00:00

box of condoms

TerribleQuarter4069 · 2024-11-15T14:42:17+00:00

Donate to something neutral and just leave it at that

ORTENRN · 2024-11-15T14:38:47+00:00

A shake weight! Lol

Thevinegru2 · 2024-11-15T14:16:38+00:00

My ex-wife(20 years) would buy me gifts and it was just weird to me. I never got her anything.

black65Cutlass · 2024-11-15T13:46:58+00:00

How about nothing? That will speak quite loudly.

LashkarNaraanji123 · 2024-11-15T08:38:15+00:00

Absolutely nothing. At best, a cheapo box of chocolates or one of those coffee mugs with some candy or coffee bags in it. Something you'd get for a coworker. And that, only if your son is young and wants to see everybody getting a present from everybody.

Don't get something passive-aggressive. Just get something simple and cheap. The equivalent of a $9.99 drug store cologne or something.

Coilspun · 2024-11-15T07:53:47+00:00

Move on brother, it's not worth your time or money.

New_Kangaroo9490 · 2024-11-15T05:29:03+00:00

Nothing. Why should you get her anything. My STBX should consider himself lucky I don't kick him in the balls. But that would be a present for me really. The best one.

bk2747 · 2024-11-15T04:10:55+00:00

Nothing. Get her nothing. Keep communication to a minimum.

Mission_Remote_6871 · 2024-11-15T03:41:56+00:00

The Human Fund Gift Notification Card

warwww · 2024-11-15T03:32:09+00:00

Nothing is better than a passive aggressive gift.

You’re better off donating that money. Set an example for your son. No way in this world would I let my son see me do petty things or passive aggressive stuff.

….Next thing you know he’ll be modeling this same toxic behavior in his life.

Lohidenver · 2024-11-15T02:41:54+00:00

If she is a Democrat donate to winred in her name.

If she's Republican donate to actblue in her name.

HewDewed · 2024-11-15T02:32:50+00:00

Save your money and buy yourself a lottery ticket.

dukeofthefoothills1 · 2024-11-15T01:48:35+00:00

STI test

Drjaydvm · 2024-11-15T01:32:00+00:00

Pocket breathalyzer

BahamaDon · 2024-11-15T01:30:10+00:00

One of those expensive battery powered tub scrubbers.

Big_Don-G · 2024-11-15T01:19:22+00:00

A 3 month supply of Slim Fast.

upvotersfortruth · 2024-11-15T00:58:25+00:00

I'm very partial to "nice" items from a second hand store.

yes2matt · 2024-11-15T00:57:24+00:00

Biggest pinkest vibrator in the shop.

No_Animator_6015 · 2024-11-15T00:29:42+00:00

Nothing. Silence.

crosseyedhopper · 2024-11-15T00:14:57+00:00

I never get mine a gift. She don’t give me anything so why should I?

ORTENRN · 2024-11-14T23:52:43+00:00

Some clothing that's too small. A picture of her and her mom that says "you guys are so much alike!" Shitty kitchen items.

HathorsSekhmet44__4 · 2024-11-14T23:49:22+00:00

I got mine a t- shirt, with a picture of Santa, that says, “ I do it for the Ho’s”.

Ha I think it’s hilarious & fitting.

Slowloris81 · 2024-11-14T23:48:48+00:00

None. Why would you ever want to give your stbx a gift?

UnimportantOutcome67 · 2024-11-14T23:37:18+00:00

Why waste your time, energy and money?

Let it go. Let her go.

stunt4949 · 2024-11-14T23:35:54+00:00

Save your money. She deserve NOTHING! 👍🏽

Or this!

someatxdude · 2024-11-14T23:35:35+00:00

Silence

Reflog1791 · 2024-11-14T23:25:16+00:00

Don’t even make eye contact with her just smile at your kid and have an awesome Christmas without killbuzz.

ashtag916 · 2024-11-14T23:24:22+00:00

A ledger for bills or the Dave Ramsey course… maybe some hand weights so she can lift heavy trash bags… a ladder

MR-Ozmidnight · 2024-11-14T23:24:16+00:00

A new suitcase with a UHale voucher.

yum-yum-mom · 2024-11-14T23:19:44+00:00

Get her a pearl necklace. A card that says I wish I was the only one that gave you one of these!

mysteriouslypuzzled · 2024-11-14T22:54:52+00:00

Give her some..head sized, brown bags. With a note that says: i got you some protection,...INSTRUCTIONS: place over your head before sexual intercourse...

henrysmyagent · 2024-11-14T22:41:23+00:00

Betty Crocker Chocolate Frosting is the perfect gift for a cake-eater cheater like your ex.

Cake-eaters are the worst.

They never feel like they have done anything wrong and are shocked, shocked, that you do not want to be their friend after they have fucked you over

guy_n_cognito_tu · 2024-11-14T22:33:53+00:00

With respect.......grow up. If you don't like the woman, don't buy her a gift. Things like this are immature and make you look like the antagonist.

OchoZeroCinco · 2024-11-14T22:30:36+00:00

Buy her a gift certificate for base jumping.

Feisty_Elderberry_96 · 2024-11-14T22:22:13+00:00

If you see her during the exchange for your son - just smile and say merry Xmas.

The best way to "get back" at an ex is to be happy..

This_Train340i · 2024-11-14T22:07:02+00:00

Nothing at all, especially if she is expecting a gift.

northdakotact · 2024-11-14T22:03:20+00:00

Get her a $35 walmart delivery of diet low calorie food. $35 gets u free delivery.

Boomhower113 · 2024-11-14T21:52:47+00:00

Gym membership.

jimsmythee · 2024-11-14T21:45:27+00:00

Give a donation in her name to a charity organization she doesn’t approve of.

thriller1122 · 2024-11-14T21:37:34+00:00

Why would you waste time, money, and effort? I understand in the short term being petty to someone you don't like might feel good, but in the long run its not going to be good. I would suggest getting her nothing as opposed to anything passive aggressive. As an example, if your son picks up on you being passive aggressive, he is likely just going to interpret it as you being a dick.

tyyyy110 · 2024-11-14T21:33:32+00:00

ha, divorce paper! please sign'em

Title	What’s a good passive-aggressive xmas gift for the STBX?
Author	IllustratorOk2927
Upvotes	1
Comments	66
Date	November 14, 2024 9:28 PM UTC (1 year ago)
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