Before FDS I was blissfully ignorant to all the ignorant shit guys did and happily unhappy in relationshits and situationships that went nowhere for months or even years.

I’d ignore red flags on a cute guy because, he’s cute. Duh? He’s got strong arms to pick me up? Who doesn’t want to brag about having a hot boyfriend?

I’d fake orgasms and hang around homes places and apartments that haven’t been cleaned up since the guy moved in seemingly decades ago.

I’d stick around even after finding out the guy is in an “open relationship” or “going through a divorce” even though they were only brought up after I’d slept with him.

I’d listen to them and all of their issues and be there to comfort them.

I’d pay for my own things and theirs, never letting them pay for mine until they never even offered.

I. was. happy.

Now I sit here and don’t even hide the disgust on my face when a guy double texts after 3 minutes saying “so i guess you’re tired of me already.” I don’t hesitate to block. I’m annoyed by almost any guy and even when guys seem to have potential, one tiny red flag and I’m done.

I gUeSs I’lL jUsT dIe AlOnE iN a NuNnErY