gIvE nIcE gUyS a ChAnCe waaaaaaah

bisanti · 2021-03-25T11:06:05+00:00

He's nauseated by your boundaries, not looks.

I would honestly block him after that first audacious message. If all these NVM's were subjected to is vanishing profiles and the occassional 😂😂😂 the world would be a better place.

K0rla · 2021-03-25T10:48:49+00:00

It’s funny this type of guys resort to “ugh you’re lucky I paid attention/you’re too ugly to be like this” when they are the one throwing their dicks at you.

caligulawillblush · 2021-03-25T10:40:46+00:00

“I hope you don’t mind the confidence” did he misspell audacity

sassyheather · 2021-03-25T10:52:59+00:00

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sassyheather · 2021-03-25T10:31:21+00:00

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The_Pyramidion · 2021-03-25T11:05:14+00:00

Lmao he wants you to walk his dog and call it a date

Novemberinthechair · 2021-03-25T11:19:15+00:00

"...if you're that way..."

Yeah, how dare she have self-respect and not want to be his human fleshlight? My sarcasm isn't much comfort to me now. These fucking modern men....

Women should stay the hell away from OLD. It's just guys looking for a free prostitute.

SansaDeservedBetter · 2021-03-25T12:55:59+00:00

“From getting dicked in the Gulag to actually getting dicked”

Can someone please translate this for me? I’m truly baffled.

Sage_Planter · 2021-03-25T11:38:16+00:00

At least he was honest.

Where are all these free prostitutes he thinks exist?

needsmoresilk · 2021-03-25T12:39:34+00:00

No one minds “confidence”, scrote, but I think you really meant to say “audacity”

fds_account58 · 2021-03-25T12:58:24+00:00

It’s so cute when guys LARP as choosers

throwaway32132134 · 2021-03-25T14:11:49+00:00

"If there is a spark over a dog walk." LMAO 😂 i think I have officially heard it all.

AyemHerself · 2021-03-25T11:59:30+00:00

"But I WANT IT NOW!"

clairemaffeis · 2021-03-25T10:47:16+00:00

Chile.

AimiHanibal · 2021-03-25T13:31:43+00:00

Banterous... Never heard this word before tbh

msinclaire · 2021-03-25T14:22:12+00:00

“..yoU’r3 luckY YoU eVeN GOt a HELLo.”

Haaaaa! You’re so lucky some scrote thought he should waste your time! Wow, aren’t they full of themselves!?

sassyheather · 2021-03-25T12:10:39+00:00

You're not a dog, so why would he offer to take you on a walk? What the actual fuck?

sassyheather · 2021-03-25T10:32:03+00:00

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ima35yearoldwhiteman · 2021-03-25T13:43:08+00:00

“you’re clapped anyways” - the motto for any guy in the UK who gets rejected, pathetic

sassyheather · 2021-03-25T10:53:11+00:00

Why are you engaging with him? No response is the best response. You are giving him too much of your precious time and energy by even typing any kind of response. New queens to this sub: read the handbook, please.

itsmecarlybee · 2021-03-25T13:47:02+00:00

How to resist such charm 🤮

CloudRoses · 2021-03-25T14:03:18+00:00

Typical fragile dude.

Wchijafm · 2021-03-25T15:11:13+00:00

Guy: I'm looking for something casual

Woman: I'm looking for a long term partner. Our needs aren't compatible.

Guy: well fuck you too. I didn't even actually like you. You wish I liked you.

Woman: ...

Karolin99_Ger · 2021-03-25T13:24:39+00:00

Wow the audacity. In reality he is lucky you didnt just Block and delete immediatly After that opener...

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-03-25T14:11:28+00:00

Am I dumb I didn't understand half of what he said? Dumb OLD. But it's funny how he went from you're pretty and I want something casual to...be lucky I even liked you lmaoo.

2021-03-25T16:31:05+00:00

"This is heartbreaking, I wanted to fuck you before I leave" *gag\*

anotherdamnloser · 2021-03-25T16:13:59+00:00

Haha they all act the same when declined: insulting, put downs, acting like they never wanted you to begin with. God these men are assholes and depraved. Will never have a healthy relationship.

2021-03-25T15:14:19+00:00

aaaaand block.

KateJ1982 · 2021-03-25T17:12:34+00:00

Thanks for posting this reminder for the OLD future victims. If your standards are so low that you will accept a walk date, this is what you can expect. Low quality texts and low quality sex.

veruscka · 2021-03-25T15:12:57+00:00

ah, how quickly their tone can change

sunologie · 2021-03-25T16:58:28+00:00

This is why I don’t do OLD anymore.

achelois_healer · 2021-03-25T14:51:06+00:00

Good lord. This reassured my decision to delete all apps.

CowgirlMolly · 2021-03-25T15:54:48+00:00

Oh my God, the ego....

Summerisle7 · 2021-03-25T16:24:43+00:00

It would have been better not to even respond.

freerollerskates · 2021-03-25T16:25:52+00:00

Return "no thanks" message was perfectly polite and not at all personally insulting - what the hell gives him the right to go off like that?

spinsterchachkies · 2021-03-25T16:51:33+00:00

I don’t understand pervert can someone translate? Is he threatening to k)ll you? It sounds like he wants to kidnap you and murder you

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-03-25T17:24:57+00:00

Did he really just write, “Hello, complete stranger! I’m too cheap for a prostitute. Can I use your body for my own sexual gratification for a period of time that’s suitable to my schedule? Thanks and let me know.”

Risoa · 2021-03-25T17:55:39+00:00

Pathetic

wackdemarco · 2021-03-25T17:59:33+00:00

lmfao millennial reddit speak

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-03-25T18:05:26+00:00

WHAT

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-03-25T18:06:45+00:00

"lucky" lol don't ever put this dude in charge of the lottery

iloveyoubabi · 2021-03-25T18:52:06+00:00

His reply almost made me gag. Blegh! What a NVM. Block and delete all the way.

randowordgenerator · 2021-03-25T21:57:48+00:00

Could someone translate?

cmil7731 · 2021-03-25T23:29:50+00:00

Ummm what the actual f*!

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-03-26T05:38:30+00:00

Why is he still talking after she said no? 🤨

warinmymind94 · 2021-03-25T18:20:37+00:00

You should have never responded to his opener and just immediately deleted/blocked.

Three red flags in that opener: he admitted he wants a hookup. Red flag number 2 was that he said he is moving away soon. Red flag 3 is that he asked you on a walk.

Do not respond or explain to these scrotes "no means no" sis they know that already they just don't care. You can see he just had to clap back to that and try to make you feel shitty. Thats why just delete and block asap.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-03-26T05:31:45+00:00

Guys will also lie about moving away soon or only being in town for the weekend or whatever

Gourmay · 2021-03-26T07:38:23+00:00

Abandon ship, the dating apps are a lost cause at this point. I'm so glad I decided to never return on there. Honestly, even in a pandemic there are better ways to meet people like volunteering.

gcthrowaway2019 · 2021-03-26T18:03:05+00:00

Him: Sex??

You: No thanks.

Him: ... ... ...Sex?

Title	gIvE nIcE gUyS a ChAnCe waaaaaaah
Author	sassyheather
Upvotes	922
Comments	141
Date	March 25, 2021 10:15 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/mcuwvo/give_nice_guys_a_chance_waaaaaaah/
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