No trousers.

TheDameWithoutASmile · 2021-02-22T03:06:40+00:00

Please do. It saves so much time when they show their misogyny early on.

pearlspaghetti · 2021-02-22T03:37:45+00:00

Imagine the scene. It’s a Denny’s. He orders a single serving of mozzarella sticks for both of them to share, it’s all he can afford with the money he has left on the gift card he got for Christmas. He made sure to neg her the entire walk in the park so she’ll be too insecure to eat anything more than that anyway. He strokes his patchy pube beard and talks about how hard it is to find respectful women these days, ignoring her as he simultaneously scrolls through his ig feed full of half naked women. In his mind it’s going perfectly well, it’s time to make his demands known, so he leans in and recites this verbatim.

sleepykittn · 2021-02-22T02:55:43+00:00

He made it clear he is an abuser.

glendoraza · 2021-02-22T03:08:49+00:00

Yes, I agree. Please do make it clear on the first date. So we don’t waste our time and the trash takes itself out in the very beginning.

aellope · 2021-02-22T02:53:25+00:00

How to guarantee that you'll never have a second date with a woman.

notbasic4karen · 2021-02-22T02:41:23+00:00

Yet something tells me this guy has a minimum wage job and is in no position to support a housewife and kids. They want us to be tradwives but they aren’t even financially stable enough to be tradhusbands....he probably isn’t even in shape enough to chop firewood lmao

Sensitive-Shoe-1079 · 2021-02-22T03:17:15+00:00

This is one of those fake tweets just to get views and money

RikaRikaw · 2021-02-22T03:49:31+00:00

Yes, I 100% agree with this tweet. Show her that you want these things on the first date. Do it please. These way, she will know way sooner she should get the hell out of there and to never contact you again Doing a favor for them, good job.

Interesting_Day1188 · 2021-02-22T04:01:35+00:00

WHO SAYS TROUSERS THESE DAYS!?

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-02-22T06:28:25+00:00

I guess the "no orgasms" goes unspoken. Too obvious.

LevellingUpTime · 2021-02-22T04:47:21+00:00

She will have your name.

And he shall have mine. I will now be known as Johnathan and he will be named Elizabeth. It's confusing, but Elizabeth demanded it

ConfusedMegladon · 2021-02-22T05:35:28+00:00

Interesting way to write "I've never had a girlfriend"

huevos_and_whiskey · 2021-02-22T03:09:45+00:00

Not the trousers!

anotherdamnloser · 2021-02-22T04:04:07+00:00

Hahahaha bye scrote!

purasangria · 2021-02-22T04:22:51+00:00

No second date.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-02-22T04:49:15+00:00

This is so bad it seems like satire.

dzgata · 2021-02-22T05:18:13+00:00

Honestly good, yes tell us this men! On the first call even, before the date! Please, show us the real you.

Saves us time.

yolosunshine · 2021-02-22T07:48:43+00:00

Ladies if your man is afraid of trousers.

That’s not a man. That’s a cat.

Brilliant-Method8173 · 2021-02-22T03:31:33+00:00

Wait, this was real? I thought it was some sardonic quib. Ugh

shockingupdate · 2021-02-22T06:29:58+00:00

The advice single old men give to single young men is actually quite helpful for filtering out the LVs. At date one, no less! Love it

bigblalls · 2021-02-22T07:45:48+00:00

Wow what a dom. /s

This is the kind of man I could make cry by insulting his financing skills or his mother--- and she should be for raising this sh*t stain.

Men literally just post masturbation material like this for other men? Why are you talking about taking a woman on a date then? If you're so eager to get men off, why don't you just talk to them in real life like this?

I'm on a rant rn lol. Fr this is so annoying... I'm about to have to take a lonnnng break from the internet soon. This is just too much.

Stuffnthings1840 · 2021-02-22T05:42:49+00:00

While you are at it print that on a shirt and wear it out. So people can see you suck a mile away.

PinkBlair99 · 2021-02-22T05:49:08+00:00

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-22T06:39:09+00:00

What year is this? WHAT YEAR IS THIS

fairywakes · 2021-02-22T07:09:46+00:00

I might actually walk up and leave as he's halfway through this minilogue.

Turbulent_Gazelle · 2021-02-22T07:22:01+00:00

I hope the women who accept walk dates notice that the only other beings being walked are dogs.

And at that exact moment of clarity, leaves that broke boy like the dusty he is.

SoybeanApocalypse · 2021-02-22T08:59:29+00:00

🚮

eatchickpeas · 2021-02-22T10:38:48+00:00

written at 2am probably after a huge porn viewing binge. i really wish we could get this man to read this in front of his mother

fierce_and_mighty · 2021-02-22T06:07:30+00:00

ahaHAHAHAHHAHAHA LMAO, the fuck....

AppointmentOver1657 · 2021-02-22T10:56:36+00:00

“No career, no bank account” the same men that have no money but are scared of gold diggers.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-02-22T10:30:18+00:00

in other words, keep her pregnant and barefoot?

:pukes:

PinkBlair99 · 2021-02-22T05:50:22+00:00

https://images.app.goo.gl/VXhazicv4BZACgJ36

enemy0freality · 2021-02-22T07:45:04+00:00

OK boomer

SkiesEclipse · 2021-02-22T10:24:52+00:00

It’s a no from me.

Greedy_Ad954 · 2021-02-22T09:54:17+00:00

How the fuck is she supposed to take care of the children with no bank account?

I guess you just let her use yours?

_differentmentality_ · 2021-02-22T14:29:57+00:00

Ask a man to describe his ideal wife and watch him describe a servant.

orchid447 · 2021-02-22T17:10:52+00:00

Trousers???

Shut the fuck up Frodo Baggins get your hairy unwashed ass to Mordor and do something with yourself. Maybe then you won't feel the need to own women as slaves

Why are abusers so fucking cringe

headlights- · 2021-02-22T15:29:28+00:00

I once had a guy tell me on the first me how he used to control his exes phone, I’m relieved that he wasn’t stupid enough to hide his behaviour! They’re doing us a favour

LateShop · 2021-02-22T15:49:36+00:00

My response:

HAHAHAHAHAHA! ::gets up and walks away:: .... ::still laughing::

nyclaurco · 2021-02-22T16:52:59+00:00

this is just blatant financial and emotional abuse, before the physical comes into it. traditional relationships didn’t even work this way. besides the fact that married women of color and ethnic white women usually had a job at some point, women handled the finances. there was none of this “man makes the money, man is the only one who has access to it, man gives you a weekly allowance”.

doofcustard · 2021-02-22T18:20:03+00:00

Hahahaha hahahaha

Fuck off.

KateJ1982 · 2021-02-23T04:58:58+00:00

This made me laugh so hard. This guy and his 170 other incel followers staying up late at night circle-jerking about how to keep their imaginary women from wearing pants or having bank accounts.

Excuse me, not pants, trousers. This slays me!

Honestly_th0 · 2021-02-23T08:20:14+00:00

Ah, I see the Cliff Notes for The Handmaid’s Tale are making the rounds in the incel forums again...did they think it was a true story? 🤔

Title	No trousers.
Author	randomdazee
Upvotes	600
Comments	75
Date	February 22, 2021 2:39 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lpd408/no_trousers/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/no-trousers.743437 https://theredarchive.com/post/743437

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