...or will he?

gingeralenoice · 2021-02-08T01:10:56+00:00

If he can catch me lol. He will fall over a twig in the forest and I will NOT help him up.

Delirious_Duchess · 2021-02-08T03:05:17+00:00

I hate how men have the absolute audacity to 'joke' about things they know are disturbing, especially for women. I had a guy I went to school with 'joke' about raping me, I replied "why on earth would you think you could say that to me?" and blocked him

d1gb1gg3r · 2021-02-08T01:03:02+00:00

Dude why are guys so fucking weird and gross ALL the time?!? Like seriously can we get to the bottom of this shit cause I’m so tired of it.

electroloop · 2021-02-08T01:38:17+00:00

He looks like one of the Easter Island heads with a BMI of over 40 🗿

ChemicalCobbler · 2021-02-08T01:17:08+00:00

Of all the things to joke about, don't you think the thing women are afraid of the most would be NOT the thing to go for? Especially if you want them to talk to you??

I went on a hiking date with a guy pre fds a couple years back and he made a joke about going to jail for raping and killing someone but he said it in such a way that I thought he was being serious. I remember stopping dead in my tracks and realizing that I made a huge mistake. He said he was joking (he went to jail for getting caught with drugs) but who the fuck jokes about that?!!! I literally thought I was gonna die for a few seconds there. I realized then that hiking dates are a TERRIBLE idea, and vowed to never put myself in that situation again.

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-02-08T02:00:19+00:00

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purasangria · 2021-02-08T02:09:40+00:00

"JuSt BeInG hOnEsT! hur dur hur!"

This guy looks like 95% of men on OLD; he seems completely oblivious as to just how repulsive he is. What does one have to do to acquire and maintain that chin/neck hybrid that he is sporting? Why would any decent-looking woman want to be seen with him, sporting his jorts and white tennis shoes and ratty T-shirt?

You can tell just by looking at him that he's likely lying about his age by at least 10 years, that he smells bad, and that he doesn't shower regularly.

I'm repulsed. This is why we are single, ladies; not because we couldn't have someone like him slobbering on us if we wanted to suffer the indignity, but because we just think that most men are foul and disgusting, and life is preferable without them.

/Rant off.

Krahmiin · 2021-02-08T05:50:46+00:00

Jesus. The confidence to choose "take a photo" instead of "choose from camera roll" is truly intimidating.

TheSuspiciousChard · 2021-02-08T03:38:46+00:00

wOmeN hIt tHe waLl at 30. Men hit the wall when they are born with saggy wrinkly balls, then hit it again with the brain damage when they start porn at 12, and hit it once more at 20, when they start losing hair. Then they become full blown disgusting pedo and fat. Men keep slamming into the wall throughout their lives.

2021-02-08T03:13:32+00:00

I thought this guy was in his 50s. Anyway when I tried OLD again like 90% of the profiles had gross close-up photos like this and I deleted the app and swore never to go back to it.

singing_stream · 2021-02-08T09:53:46+00:00

You know, this is just my experience, but EVERY time a man has told me he's not something, he's turned out to be exactly that. So here's what my mind is actually understanding from his profile;

''Recently divorced (my wife got sick of my lazy ass in bed and zero pleasure for her, so i cheated and the bitch had the cheeekk!! to ask me for a divorce). Looking to get back out there and spread the stds around with a few unsuspecting women (at the same time of course, the more the better, threesomes would be ideall!!). Do read that as i'm looking for a hookup, I just want to enjoy life with a harem of non frigid, low self esteem bitches. I'm not a serial killer but am a bit handy with my fists sometimes, and I will leave you in the woods if you don't get on your knees and blow me in public on demand. I'm just being honest, idk why the fucking wife left me, i'm a real catch if you're good with going 50-50 on McDonalds for our 1st date, and then you pay for everything after that. If you disagree with anything i've said, you're a dumb fuckin bitch.. I hope your next guy gives you more stds than i would have done''.

Samvanderkamp123 · 2021-02-08T03:24:33+00:00

Mr. Potato Head has entered the room.

Seraphinx · 2021-02-08T01:20:13+00:00

That is a cartoon fat man face if ever I saw one.

Wow Joe, I can see why she divorced you. I'm 36 and if you hadn't told me his age I would have gone for 40+ minimum.

OrangeGeorge · 2021-02-08T01:49:09+00:00

This is fucking disgusting. This is the same kind of dude who says his woman better not gain weight

2021-02-08T01:35:16+00:00

It’s not funny and it won’t make a woman message him. I wonder how long it‘ll take him to realize that and change his bio (into something else that is probably as weird and gross as that).

justforfds · 2021-02-08T11:23:04+00:00

So many men talk about "living life how it's meant to be lived", "finding fulfilment", "a natural, healthy relationship", "having fun". What they mean by all these things is securing easy access to as much vagina as possible, while offering as little as possible

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-02-08T08:30:34+00:00

Are men on OLD really like this? I've never tried.

GoldandGlowing · 2021-02-08T05:15:11+00:00

He look like you put a face on someone’s thigh

LadyGrimes · 2021-02-08T02:21:01+00:00

Something tells me this guy has a diaper fetish.

pizza_connoissieur · 2021-02-08T04:50:40+00:00

3 miles is not far enough.

This is why I will never download Tinder, Bumble, etc. The fact that he thinks that's quirky or remotely funny is disgusting.

Scotsburd · 2021-02-08T07:10:08+00:00

When they tell you who they are...

2021-02-08T15:41:25+00:00

Recently DIVORCED.

Never assume these creatures can’t pull. There’s a pickmeisha for everybody. Just don’t be one.

CatlovesMoca · 2021-02-08T05:45:04+00:00

Why is his head shaped like a butternut????

boiledgatorade_ · 2021-02-08T03:22:45+00:00

Looks easy to outrun 🤓

souredskittles · 2021-02-08T05:56:56+00:00

Fuck that lol

Also...how does he look so old. 35 isn’t even an excuse to look like that.

terrn1981 · 2021-02-08T06:15:04+00:00

Wow, bc men murdering women is such a fucking joke?

2021-02-08T04:48:56+00:00

This dude looks like his going to go "ribbit" at any and every moment lol

2021-02-08T16:13:38+00:00

Men will insist this is an "average" good man who is only going sexless bc of mean women.

honeybeeroll · 2021-02-08T19:21:54+00:00

Imagine being 35 and 1) talking like a 20 yo edgelord 2) taking selfies like a boomer. Actually, I don't even want to insult boomers like that, my dad is in his 60s and takes good selfies and has a bit of a photography hobby. This dude is like every middle aged LVM stereotype rolled up in one lol

StrawberryMoon3 · 2021-02-08T06:38:20+00:00

If anyone uses this app, please report serial killer Humpty Dumpty.

Aik2 · 2021-02-08T04:44:07+00:00

HAHAHAHA ooooh man. Happy for his ex for getting TF away from him

2021-02-08T02:00:20+00:00

‘Dark humor’ sans humor x.x

nebsemi · 2021-02-08T13:09:28+00:00

How on Earth did he get married in the first place?

PasDeTout · 2021-02-08T13:41:15+00:00

I think he was lucky to get one woman to marry him.

missisabelarcher · 2021-02-08T06:33:16+00:00

I think my ovaries just shriveled up in repulsion.

InaneObservations · 2021-02-08T07:22:38+00:00

Well, the good news is that this motherfucker looks pretty easy to outrun.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-02-08T14:42:07+00:00

There are so many cheetoh crumbs in the folds of that neck. 🤢

StrawberryMoon3 · 2021-02-08T06:36:49+00:00

Everyday, i wonder why I'm straight.

ablashak · 2021-02-08T22:51:44+00:00

Ya boy looks like a toe.

2021-02-08T05:11:41+00:00

Gee hmm oh why is Joe divorced

thelightsource12 · 2021-02-08T07:24:29+00:00

My eyes are bleeding

spinsterchachkies · 2021-02-08T07:51:33+00:00

Are there any normal men? It’s like they are all deranged

ihavenoideadwhatimdo · 2021-02-08T03:35:58+00:00

did his ex wife write this ? 🧐

idiopathictendencies · 2021-02-08T04:52:16+00:00

Ewwww

pikkpie · 2021-02-08T09:00:37+00:00

Sorry for being harsh but.... Ew he's rough looking

LadyBearJenna · 2021-02-08T02:29:44+00:00

I wouldn't want to be within 100 miles of this guy.

2021-02-08T17:22:18+00:00

He thinks that's a good photo to use as his profile pic. Bad judgment. Next!

randowordgenerator · 2021-02-09T00:27:26+00:00

Protip: easiest way to weed them out: their picture is taken from their car. Like why do they think that's attractive? the only place worse is the bathroom!

waddamelone · 2021-02-08T17:30:58+00:00

I just barfed in my mouth.

Nat_at_all · 2021-02-08T18:57:44+00:00

This really scared me oh my gosh

ElderlyCats · 2021-02-09T03:42:44+00:00

I think it’s so funny seeing guys that are fat, a few year from being bald, and have erectile dysfunction listing their clear set of needs that they won’t budge on.

randowordgenerator · 2021-02-09T00:12:43+00:00

"...or will I?" no wonder this grotesque pos is single! how did the ex come to marry this? probably lying about being married.

Spittens · 2021-02-09T04:29:24+00:00

He looks like he belongs on that starship from Wall-E ...

Rabro · 2021-02-09T05:37:07+00:00

My god someone willingly married him at one point What an ass

abstractsadgurl · 2021-02-09T19:35:55+00:00

Yikkkkkes

catlady4u · 2021-03-26T03:19:51+00:00

Ewww

Title	...or will he?
Author	gingeralenoice
Upvotes	431
Comments	114
Date	February 8, 2021 12:57 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lf07yp/or_will_he/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/or-will-he.1192575 https://theredarchive.com/post/1192575

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