Where is the lie?

Maisiebr · 2020-12-25T18:35:38+00:00

There is no lie, and we're on the edge of fourth wave feminism.

They aren't capable of seeing it coming, and that's perfect.

PasDeTout · 2020-12-25T19:04:09+00:00

How is being a cat lady even a bad thing? Especially when the alternative is an internet troll with a bad diet who’ll have a heart attack for his fiftieth birthday. They seriously think that the worst thing that could happen to a woman is to be independent and living life on her terms?

GrapeJuiceEnthusiast · 2020-12-25T18:01:12+00:00

Imagine having a bad diet just to spite the feminists. Pathetic lmao

Ntop__ · 2020-12-25T18:08:43+00:00

So I don't remember where this is from or who said it but it was a comment about how society HATES the idea of women whose lives do not revolve around men or children. That a woman alone, content and fulfilled, is a concept too alien or too dangerous for the world. It's impossible for the patriarchy to acknowledge that women are complete beings, and thus capable of living happy lives on their own, just with themselves (women's social networks don't count of course - what value could women bring to each others lives, those silly little girls).

I wish I remember the source because it definitely used better words to capture the sentiment.

EclecticBarbarella · 2020-12-25T19:36:05+00:00

One of my goals in life is to open an animal sanctuary. When men tell me I’m going to die alone with cats (which is surprisingly often, I’m fairly vocal about the fact that I haven’t found a man that even comes close to being worth dating) I always smile and say “I hope so! That’s the goal otherwise all this work is for nothing”. They get so confused, bless their hearts.

KindlyPassenger · 2020-12-25T18:07:29+00:00

I can immediately estimate a man's age when he uses 'cat lady' as an insult. It's as dated as using the phrase "frigid woman"

spicyspa · 2020-12-25T18:48:45+00:00

With all due respect men will piss in bottles so we can take the next step and just assume they would probably shit in a box also.

slythergin23 · 2020-12-25T19:15:04+00:00

if a cat's company is better than yours... mayyybe you should start reconsidering some life choices 🤷🏼‍♀️

crapeescape · 2020-12-25T18:14:29+00:00

Rabbit food? Ok cool. Good luck with your colon cancer. Sorry we even bother!

SamuelaTheThrifty · 2020-12-25T17:35:31+00:00

Cat + Hitachi > Man

frogchickenhorse · 2020-12-25T18:24:15+00:00

Ah the men are lower than an animal that shits in a box still has me chuckling

Samvanderkamp123 · 2020-12-25T18:29:02+00:00

The idea that feminism is going to “burn out” is ludicrous. As technology advances, and our educational lead widens even more, women are going to move even further ahead. We are going to earn more money, buy more houses and cars, invest more money.

And if Kamala becomes President, it will represent both a real and a symbolic advance for women, inspiring a whole generation of young women.

Men, with their poor self-discipline and unwillingness to keep educating themselves, are going to fall further behind.

djburokas · 2020-12-25T20:14:32+00:00

No insult when lots of women dream of being cat ladies or have this lifestyle lol

Nanac301 · 2020-12-25T19:15:42+00:00

For real! I never saw the horrible reality of being a cat woman. I actually would not mind being a rich cat lady lmao, plus even if people are in relationships women outlive men all the time. So you are going to end up regardless! Also who else gets annoyed when people say you will die alone? Thats not a insult 😂, we will all die alone!

akashyaboa · 2020-12-25T20:10:12+00:00

Why do people hate women and cats and women with cats? Women ? Goddesses. Cats ? Adorable little furry balls. What is there to hate ? Ah yes, both have boundaries.

BabyBlankieieieieie · 2020-12-25T19:42:57+00:00

I giggled so loudly when I read this. I would say “I am already a cat lady, so” flicks joint roach at man, walks away

SpringJonesOcean · 2020-12-25T18:41:48+00:00

She did the math and men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box. 😆😆😆😆😆

I'm dead.

softestbean · 2020-12-25T20:43:08+00:00

If a guy can’t bring more to the relationship than a cat can... the cat is the better option

ferociouslycurious · 2020-12-25T20:40:25+00:00

So, so true. Less work. More cuddles esp without expectations. And I have yet to meet a man who can give me orgasms better than the ones I can give myself. They have to lie to themselves to make them seem worthwhile.

heythereitsemily · 2020-12-25T23:45:42+00:00

“I did the math and men scored lower than my dog” is totally my next comeback when someone asks when I’m gonna find a guy or why I’m single. I got my dog and I’m good!

CurvyAnna · 2020-12-25T23:19:55+00:00

Cat women are just women who did the math. What a great mantra!

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-12-25T23:10:12+00:00

Did someone call me 💅🏼

LiquidSapphire · 2020-12-25T22:07:53+00:00

Oh, this post made my day. I was trying to stop sulking about being single today and bought myself a bunch of shit on amazon and played with my cat.
My friends are all hanging out with their families or their SO's. COVID has squelched most of what used to be my amazing social life. But this post makes me feel better. I absolutely have a great career, money, car, I have a huge down payment for a house in a super high COL city just waiting for the right place to come on the market. I would rather have my cat and my Hitachi than any of my ex's all day long!!!! One of my life lessons has been if a man ever makes you choose between him and the cat - CHOOSE THE DAMN CAT!!!!

Fresh-Presentation76 · 2020-12-25T23:32:23+00:00

my cat has been with me fifteen years and has never made me feel sad or bad about myself.

smarfette · 2020-12-25T22:14:38+00:00

"The scurvy got him" is killing me softly

huevos_and_whiskey · 2020-12-25T22:18:22+00:00

My only criticism is that the feminine of ancestor would be ancestrix so the plural would be ancestrices, otherwise 💯 yes.

cosmacatfood · 2020-12-25T18:01:31+00:00

At least my cat doesn't piss on the floor all around the toilet and I don't need to worry about toilet seat 🤷‍♀️

TheSuspiciousChard · 2020-12-26T01:49:16+00:00

Vibrator > man

One can find my clit, the other is still deathgripping his wet noodle as I type this

TheSuspiciousChard · 2020-12-26T01:47:02+00:00

Honestly with the amount of mental illnesses men are giving themselves at an exponential rate I think it is more likely he will stick a carrot in his shit stained bum than eat it.

x_LiMi_x · 2020-12-25T23:35:16+00:00

Cat: will actually stay by my side, never insult me and take proper care of their hygiene

LVM: none of the above

I mean, easy choice really.

shugs87 · 2020-12-26T00:11:25+00:00

Better a cat lady then a grown ass mans Mommy. FFS. 😒

Feral_Heartbeat · 2020-12-25T21:32:13+00:00

I have dogs instead of cats. More loyal, they get me to excercise, and they warn me if a creep is lurking around my house. They would literally attack someone to protect me. Be accurate with your insults. I'm going to be the crazy dog witch of the woods.

ConfusedBisexual1992 · 2020-12-25T20:49:47+00:00

I have two cats, and they are infinitely better company than most men. Shock horror, some women are perfectly happy while single.

slothsomesauce · 2020-12-26T00:01:43+00:00

The scurvy got him 😂😂😂😂 This is hilarious!

boredbitch2020 · 2020-12-26T00:27:46+00:00

I keep saying this. What does it say about men that women apparently prefer cats lmao

CloacaDiddler · 2020-12-26T01:49:22+00:00

That clapback gives me life

ApartPersonality · 2020-12-26T03:46:37+00:00

Cats are sweet and precious animals with cute pointy ears, I don’t get why men are so threatened by that

deepdarkocean · 2020-12-26T02:38:03+00:00

Reading ancestresses gave me life. Such a beautiful word

Wafflesattiffanies · 2020-12-26T00:59:57+00:00

“Men scored lower than a furry animal who shits in a box and a hitachi” nearly took me out, that’s my mood for the future

ChrisMMatthews · 2020-12-26T00:42:54+00:00

“Rabbit food” and the scurvy comments reminded me of that story about James Blunt exclusively eating meat in an attempt to troll his female vegetarian classmates, and developing scurvy.

AimiHanibal · 2020-12-26T10:27:58+00:00

Come to think of it, being a “cat lady” should be insulting to MEN (not women) because it proves that animals are waaaay better than LVMs. Go figure...

2020-12-26T09:22:47+00:00

Dont worry, I'll never tell you how to eat. Figure it out yourself or starve to death, scrote.

ferretcat · 2020-12-30T23:36:09+00:00

FACTS!

I thought I wanted a boyfriend, I ended up buying a vibrator and getting a dog instead, and honestly that need decipated 100%!

Title	Where is the lie?
Author	elementalvirago
Upvotes	2909
Comments	114
Date	December 25, 2020 5:21 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/kk2hw8/where_is_the_lie/
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