We got you bro

spacedoutdad · 2019-02-18T01:53:15+00:00

5’10 not even short wtf

BigBadBootyDaddy10 · 2019-02-18T02:19:20+00:00

5’8 and living life

Moraes_lobo · 2019-02-18T02:40:46+00:00

The real joke here is a fat woman thinking she's in the position of body shaming someone.

Julioscoundrel · 2019-02-18T01:33:51+00:00

Fat women who call short men out best be prepared to be called out themselves.

I’m a tall guy, but my buddy is 5’5” so I get this.

drmangrum · 2019-02-18T02:18:42+00:00

Shouldn't have said anything. Just file an HR complaint. When dealing with female coworkers, DOCUMENT, DOCUMENT, DOCUMENT!

CBU29 · 2019-02-18T02:35:43+00:00

I’m 5’11” and I’ve had women around 5’4” tell me I’m too short.

ThEGr33kXII · 2019-02-18T02:40:21+00:00

5'5" and women have been shallow and savage about it.

ausgamer529 · 2019-02-18T02:12:19+00:00

dude im 5'2 -_-

Onlymgtow88 · 2019-02-18T02:43:58+00:00

Ya it’s depressing being 5’6 and reading shit like this even though I am used to it.

jonnytechno · 2019-02-18T09:45:52+00:00

I've found that overweight women do this the most because when you're a similar height to them your physique visually illustrates how morbidly obese they are and their insecurities compel them to insult you to feel better about themselves. It's why they seek tall men, so they can feel "petite" again, be it only in comparison.

Unfortunately, the problem is exacerbated by the climbing increase in obesity and the fat acceptance movement

said_sadly_ · 2019-02-18T02:39:59+00:00

As a woman it bothers me when women at work can dish it out but can’t take mean humor coming back at them. It’s situations like this that have made having small talk with coworkers so risky. It also makes females seem so weak. And it is true that she can lose the weight and he cannot grow taller.

antifeminist3 · 2019-02-18T01:55:03+00:00

5'10" is average for a guy.

XavierMalory · 2019-02-18T02:04:00+00:00

Double standards.

Electroverted · 2019-02-18T04:30:37+00:00

Women love to dish but hate to take. That's why male banter is so odd to them.

cgrams1 · 2019-02-18T02:35:07+00:00

Move on. Don't bring it up and laugh it off.

"It's ridiculous to defend yourself against an accusation that has no grounds."

^{Jordon Peterson}

https://www.youtube.com/embed/DmRSyK0vRoI?start=447

Roguta · 2019-02-18T07:03:45+00:00

My experience is that women are notoriously bad at telling the height of men. If you're tallen than her, you might as well be 6'4". But once she knows the number, suddenly you're "not even a real man".

Fuck that noise.

UknightThePeople · 2019-02-18T11:05:13+00:00

I posted this story before somewhere but it’s worth sharing

To preface, I’m a baby faced, 5’5” 130 lb guy, and completely used to hearing about how young/short I am. It’s a daily occurrence to hear about my appearance, so I’m pretty good at just rolling with it because I understand that most people don’t mean anything by it. But there’s times when someone is clearly trying to be offensive.

On my 21st birthday, went to a bar to celebrate. Having a good time, minding my own business with my party.

Sitting across from me at the bar is a group in their late 20s/early 30s. They keep looking my direction and I sensed they were talking about me. I didn’t pay it any mind because I know I look a little out of place at the bar looking so young, so I figured they were just muttering to themselves about that.

Then this lady—little bit on the heavy side—in their group, who seemed to have enough to drink, says blurts out loud across the bar, “HEY, ARE YOU OLD ENOUGH TO EVEN BE HERE?”

I smiled back, and said “yeah, I actually turned 21 today!”

She says, “oh happy birthday!”

Night moves along and I thought that was over with but nope.

Continually throughout the night she starts shooting shots at me like “I remember when I had my first beer” and “Do you need a booster seat?”—unoriginal shit I’ve heard a thousand times over.

Her friend group laughing and pointing as she insults me and my friends just carry on and say don’t worry about them, even my friends don’t realize how much it can hurt to have those things said.

I eventually snapped when she said something stupid that I can’t even remember, but I remember her having wing sauce on her cheeks as she insulted me.

I responded to her, “sorry I can’t take you seriously with your cheeks jiggling like that” AND BOOM INSTANT-OFFENDED. GAME OVER.

Her friends are like, “OMG ARE YOU SERIOUS DUDE YOURE A DICK” yada-yada. They freaked out because I made ONE sly comment about her weight but it was perfectly fine to shit on me on my 21st birthday all night about my appearance.

The whole group left and she seriously was crying as she left.

I really didn’t want to hurt her feelings but I just wanted her have a taste of her own medicine.

I hope she makes a change and loses weight. I wish I could do the same and grow or look older.

Edit: words

TooEzJukedBaited · 2019-02-18T04:48:27+00:00

This is why I need feminism, guys shouldn't be able to call girls fat.... Wtf

later updating Tinder profile "If you're under 6'2 I'm legally allowed to use Raid on you." OMG Kendra look at my profile, I'm totes hilarious nyuck nyuck chahahaha

TakerOfCannolis · 2019-02-18T03:04:23+00:00

Bet she’s 5’10 wide

frostygraybob · 2019-02-18T03:28:16+00:00

Hell link from the legend of zelda is like 5ft4 in some games including botw and you dont see me complaining

Luesa_Tora · 2019-02-18T05:48:49+00:00

Average height for an adult male in the US is 5'9. So apparently you are not a "real man" if you are only slightly taller than the average?

My brain has trouble processing that kind of stupidity.

anxietyorbust · 2019-02-18T07:04:56+00:00

5' 10" is short??

funkymoose123 · 2019-02-18T03:12:58+00:00

Not saying it’s right but josh looks like a pretty attractive dude. Fat chick was probably flirting poorly.

Lykurgus_ · 2019-02-18T05:13:33+00:00

"I'm closer to a real man than you'll ever be."

motions2u2wipemyass · 2019-02-18T05:19:09+00:00

"Don't throw stones in glass houses" woulda been a great response.

Inflicts all the damage with none of the HR intervention.

nevets787 · 2019-02-18T04:57:53+00:00

Then there's me over here, only being 5'5.

A_SassyOtter · 2019-02-18T07:02:56+00:00

I know that, I am 5'3 and so far I had to listen to the same 'jokes' for the past years at every job or party or what ever I went to. I often struggled with my height and my self esteem really suffered because of that but nowadays I don't even hear it anymore I just nod and smile and go on with my life.

ld2gj · 2019-02-18T16:59:39+00:00

Next time, do not lower yourself to her level (short joke not intended); just get up and go to HR. Make sure that it is documented or send them a email (if possible, digitally signed).

FlasheGordon · 2019-02-18T04:48:26+00:00

My boyfriend is 5’3, and I’m an happy woman. Thank you for your attention, people.

GarrisonFjord · 2019-02-18T02:43:14+00:00

Short guys just need to start a short acceptance movement, like they've done with fat acceptance. Then you can call out people for shaming you for being short, even though you can't help it, unlike the fatties.

Zombarts · 2019-02-18T03:24:01+00:00

5' 9" is average height in the US....

PinheadForPresident · 2019-02-18T04:02:11+00:00

Im 5'11"

But 6'0 on my drivers license :/

Leben_ · 2019-02-18T05:25:32+00:00

Surely he aint actually 5"10. That's slightly above average.

gettindickered · 2019-02-18T13:37:28+00:00

Listen here, just cause you’re wider than I am tall...

icexprincess · 2019-02-18T15:51:04+00:00

I've always hated that weird rule of "anyone can insult you but once you respond, it's a problem."

it's okay to murder someone in self-defense, but you can't insult them in self-defense? it's weird. not responding encourages them to continue. maybe that rule will change now that society is accepting verbal and psychological abuse as concepts.

also, I hate when a woman insults you, and then you insult her back, and then she gets upset and then everyone feels bad for her.

why are people allowed to provoke other people? I don't get it.

Hivac-TLB · 2019-02-18T03:48:19+00:00

I'm sorry my mother loved my short dad Karen. Has anybody even loved you yet?

miked2276 · 2019-02-18T03:55:53+00:00

Sexism is fine when you’re an over privileged twat (woman)

_BurtMacklin_ · 2019-02-18T02:48:41+00:00

“Clown on me” I like that.

RobertLeeSwagger · 2019-02-18T15:19:36+00:00

How exactly does one “low key run out of comebacks”?

neofiter · 2019-02-18T04:07:34+00:00

Ran out of comebacks? First thing I'd call her is fat. You go for the kill shot first

engarde6478 · 2019-02-18T03:01:48+00:00

Bro you are atleast 5'10".... iam 5'8" also thin as fuck and still don't give a fuck

moistnote · 2019-02-18T05:54:58+00:00

Maybe it's because I skipped the dating scene when I met my wife, but since when has height been a thing for both genders? I'm 6'6". I hardly fit on any airplanes and public transportation is just right out. Like, I'd be happy to donate 5 inches to anyone who feels they are less of a man because they are 5'8". All I've seen on a Reddit about promoting healthy male identity is bitching that you don't fit the one "standard" you can't change.

Psyk0Tripp · 2019-02-18T08:30:57+00:00

Just use microns.

I'm 203200 μm long

iHeartCandicePatton · 2019-02-18T09:38:31+00:00

How the fuck is 5'10" short?

5th_Law_of_Robotics · 2019-02-18T09:55:54+00:00

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Mrawesomeguy88 · 2019-02-18T12:22:30+00:00

Try being under 5’ 4”, legit every one picks on you. But I got good comebacks.

MrkPrchzzIII · 2019-02-18T13:49:07+00:00

I once had a date with this girl. She thought that the first thing to say after seeing me for the first time was 'you look skinnier than your photos' so I replied with' ya you look fatter than your photos'. She thought her comment was funny but my reply somehow was offensive. The date only lasted 10 minutes and that's also because we went to starbucks and she ordered tea lol.

MrkPrchzzIII · 2019-02-18T13:51:28+00:00

This is why Freeza wanted to be 5 cm taller.

falsekoala · 2019-02-18T14:57:23+00:00

I’m 6’4” and I find this offensive. I dated one girl who went on and on about how tall I was on a date. There was no second date.

I’m more than just legs and a torso.

DukeMaximum · 2019-02-18T15:32:05+00:00

Men are sometimes held to a different and unfair standard. Last month, a coworker was teasing me about using Rogaine. She kept going on about 'fragile male ego' and such. I pointed out that she had previously bragged that her husband bought her lip injections, and everyone acted like I was the asshole.

Tgunner192 · 2019-02-18T16:08:56+00:00

Fat girls can be real sensitive about their weight.

grocket · 2019-02-18T16:49:15+00:00

EJR77 · 2019-02-18T17:16:36+00:00

5’9 is average in the US so this guy is actually above average. Not to mention the average height for women is 5’4 so is there really a noticeable difference between 5’10 and 6 when you’re 5’4? I’m 6 foot and if I looked at someone 6’10 and 7 foot I probably couldn’t tell the difference unless they were side by side.

Leftoward · 2019-02-18T18:33:27+00:00

Auditions for "My 600 Pound Life" are available.

wooksarepeople2 · 2019-02-18T21:29:56+00:00

That's the average size for a guy.

Downvoted_4_Accuracy · 2019-02-20T18:20:08+00:00

But she's also a woman and will constantly have an army of white knight simps encouraging her shitty, shallow behavior.

outtiesftw · 2019-03-09T07:02:40+00:00

All jokes aside bros, really how TF is it possible that in a first world nation in 2019 men are still legally bound to being tall when there’s fat chicks out there everywhere roaming COMPLETELY FREE of penalty??? SMH

zevfern · 2019-02-18T04:52:41+00:00

SHE'S FAT! 🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

SonyToyo · 2019-02-18T02:46:07+00:00

I’m 6’3

But I low key wanna be short so that, when a woman teases me about being 5’6 short, I can tease her for being 5’6 wide.

tgoesh · 2019-02-18T02:21:07+00:00

\preps for downvotes

I don't see the benefit in proving yourself as insecure as she is...

boredrandomguy · 2019-02-18T02:55:09+00:00

You may be 5'10 now but many people shrink a little as they age so it's only going to get worse.

fdoiknow · 2019-02-18T08:28:07+00:00

Jeez guys, how often do we have to see this circle jerk!

JuicyPro · 2019-02-18T03:55:17+00:00

I'm 5'11.75", I just say I'm 6 foot. Sounds a lot better.

EdgarFrogandSam · 2019-02-18T04:16:41+00:00

Why would you even reply to someone telling you you're not a real man?

2019-02-18T05:02:47+00:00

Until I saw the part about it being a woman my advice was going to be for you to crack the dude in the jaw. Not too many people are taller than 5’ 10” on their back or knees… LOL

droog77 · 2019-02-18T05:02:56+00:00

Or less.

BenzoClaymore · 2019-02-18T05:21:41+00:00

It makes sense that you could make fun of someone for something they could change, but part of me wonders if it should be the other way around. Almost like it's... Moot, to make fun of something you can't change. Or maybe, in a way, meaningless. Maybe it depends on how close your relationship is.... Like at some point it switches where you canonly make fun of good friends for things they can't change, otherwise you're attacking their character.

jenkins888 · 2019-02-18T05:33:43+00:00

Respect

Acaexx · 2019-02-18T05:55:45+00:00

You won't be 5'10 if she sits on you.

tpolaris · 2019-02-18T05:59:23+00:00

When you say something like that you better not have a single flaw, anything is fair game at this point IMO

DeeDhaBuoyDee · 2019-02-18T06:00:28+00:00

I’m 5’4 and it sucks

Andrewolf · 2019-02-18T06:04:27+00:00

Under 5’8 gang stand up

BaneLegionKillr · 2019-02-18T06:10:42+00:00

Ok I agree with you perfectly in the situation but there are bone lengthening surgery which is expensive as shit, but just telling you

aznsniperx3 · 2019-02-18T06:20:23+00:00

I’m 5’5 I must be a freaking dwarf to her.

Bellmanjack · 2019-02-18T06:27:37+00:00

My friend got in trouble bc he called a fat person fat and every girl in the school was like "yOu dOnT sAy ThAt tO sOmEoNE"

GreyTortoise · 2019-02-18T06:31:52+00:00

Go ahead and cross that line, then. Anyone without their head up their ass following the other lemmings around will see what's going on.

Stevereversed · 2019-02-18T06:34:06+00:00

The LOL sunk your own ship dude. You gundecked your own comeback and you get to drown in the murky waters of the douche ocean..

SimbaTh · 2019-02-18T06:41:19+00:00

This is why I tell women I'm 6', no 5'4 woman is ever going to be able to tell a 1 inch difference.

Drfilthymcnasty · 2019-02-18T06:44:43+00:00

As a bald male it’s alarming how it’s “totally fine” for a man to lose his hair but if a female does “it’s a big deal”. Don’t get me wrong, I’m over it and can joke about it without getting offended, but when I try to tell them it’s just as big of a deal for a man they think I’m fucking crazy.

A_one_legged_man · 2019-02-18T06:47:42+00:00

HR will no doubt not believe you

StormCrow1986 · 2019-02-18T07:00:32+00:00

The hell you say. 5’10’’ isn’t short

2019-02-18T07:03:31+00:00

'How tall is your boyfriend?'

openoids · 2019-02-18T07:15:14+00:00

I would be tempted to say "but you're only 4 foot 5...when you lay on your back."

WantonDonut · 2019-02-18T07:40:12+00:00

Well, losing height isn’t as straightforward as losing weight.

Take it from me - I’m a licensed doctor impersonator online and in real life I’m the surgeon general of the lunar US territories, so I know what I’m taking about.

First, you’re gonna want to get into a car accident, preferably one immediately before which your knees are proximal to your chin.

Once the airbag deploys, you’re on the clock. With your upper body, free yourself of the wreckage (don’t worry if you can’t, the FD will be along just in time+a few minutes or hours, pending location/time/other conditions). Be sure to blame the driver you rear ended sufficiently, but not excessively - try one or more of the following:

“The other [explicit ADJ to convey authenticity] driver was reversing in the highway and had all lights off”

“The other [explicit ADJ to convey authenticity] driver has warrants”

“The other [explicit ADJ to convey authenticity] driver was trying to ram a school bus and I intervened”

Terrific. You’re in the hospital. This final step is important. If your fracture is compound, this is a good thing. It leaves more exposed tissue to work with. If a closed fracture, check whether the hospital lot has any open cars with keys in the ignition (you’ll need these articles later). Sprinkle some phosphoric acid on the inferior portion of the cleaved bond to begin demineralization. Using any metal bound opening as leverage, carefully remove the unwanted amount of bone from your tibia (don’t worry about the fibula, they’ll compensate it when you’re under).

Presto - when you wake up, you will have grown taller!

Addendum 1 - if you failed to achieve an open fracture on your first try, you should repeat the initial steps until visible bone appears, then proceed as normal.

Addendum 2 - in my [friend’s] experience, it is generally (though not always!) conducive to success if you conceal your acid application from medical staff and cogent/conscious clientele of the hospital).

This method takes about 3-6 months from start to finish, depending on your commitment to the act, effort in rehab, and commitment to the new, shorter you!

turch99 · 2019-02-18T07:41:52+00:00

5'10" isn't being a man? Feels bad to be 5'4".

juicyfruit180 · 2019-02-18T07:45:21+00:00

I’m 5’1 so any guy really is tall enough for me.

duunx · 2019-02-18T07:57:02+00:00

Your mistake was calling her a woman. Should have called her a gravitationally challenged person.

springy · 2019-02-18T08:00:55+00:00

There is a way to look taller, though: remember, a woman always measures a man's height, but imagining him standing on his wallet.

Thanatos2506 · 2019-02-18T08:30:17+00:00

As a guy that stopped around 5'5. Hows the weather up there?

HellrockBones · 2019-02-18T08:38:03+00:00

When you insult someone and they insult you back you're in no position to complain imo, so she should have walked her fat ass out

wholebunchofbees · 2019-02-18T08:57:21+00:00

r/thathappened.

Zsoltika1 · 2019-02-18T09:08:32+00:00

You are doing gods work! Keep it up!!

XFX_Samsung · 2019-02-18T09:17:05+00:00

I don't think I would have the confidence to roast someone if I was fat. That's like the number 1 thing people notice about you from afar.

GubbinsYDG · 2019-02-18T09:31:03+00:00

There’s that spine thing that can give you a few inches

zenithepirate · 2019-02-18T09:33:03+00:00

She totally crossed the line first though. The waist line, that is.

nuevakl · 2019-02-18T09:39:50+00:00

What's this thing about height? For the last few years it's been a thing and i don't get it. I'm 6'3 but that doesn't make me a more interesting person? What have i missed?

watchpaintdrytv · 2019-02-18T10:02:36+00:00

But like why not just engage with them about how it's shitty to attack people for the superficial aspects of their appearance that they aren't in control of?

Like why not make it "a learning moment?" When you let yourself do the reactionary whataboutism deflection bullshit you're just letting yourself be as much of a cancerous dipshit as the things you don't like. It's not a race to bottom.

Meme_Medic · 2019-02-18T10:10:05+00:00

I'm over 6" and I can say it isn't all that honestly there are a few upsides but it's pretty annoying hearing "wow you're tall" everytime I meet someone new like yes out of all the people in the world who would notice that I'm tall I didn't somehow

calor · 2019-02-18T10:39:54+00:00

she can lose weight

This is the error in your logic

HululusLabs · 2019-02-18T10:54:25+00:00

To everyone saying they're 5 or 6 on this thread

I'll have you know I'm 163

HululusLabs · 2019-02-18T10:59:00+00:00

Here in Asia you never see women fat fat ('Murican fat) so this comeback sadly doesn't work. Saying "you're too damn skinny you should eat more" doesn't really have the same effect.

Two_Tone_Xylophone · 2019-02-18T11:18:55+00:00

Lol @ "curvy"

theDmc231 · 2019-02-18T11:50:35+00:00

I’m not gonna call it fat shaming anymore, people get butthurt too easily. I’m going to call it lifestyle shaming. There are only some medications and diseases/disorders that cause obesity or to cause the patient to gain weight. The average person can achieve their target weight with eating less and healthier, and by getting off your ass and exercising. Just let me get shorter with age though because that just happens

Chugging_Estus · 2019-02-18T12:11:32+00:00

I’m 5’8” but found a girl that’s 4’10” to circumvent being short-ish. Everything I do is like watching a giant for that lost Lollipop Kid.

k3wlmeme · 2019-02-18T12:14:53+00:00

I wish I was 5’10” 😔

Diorama42 · 2019-02-18T12:20:59+00:00

Dumb fucking fat bitch

wlopside · 2019-02-18T12:25:43+00:00

Duality

NatashaStyles · 2019-02-18T12:50:54+00:00

The only way to win the game is to not play, dude.

GreeceZeus · 2019-02-18T13:07:49+00:00

So, because everybody seems to announce their heights: I'm 1,67 m and have a girlfriend who's 1,79.

The thing is... it's not about your height. It's about the girl.

5th_Law_of_Robotics · 2019-02-18T13:15:07+00:00

Toxic femininity in action. We are long past the time to have a dialogue on this.

Elbradamontes · 2019-02-18T13:38:05+00:00

Well...if you think about it what there saying is it’s no big deal to be 5’10” so it’s just a little joshing but being fat is disgusting so it’s terrible to call someone fat. I’ve been 5’8” and in shape and 5’8” and fat. I’ll tell you fat is worse.

Cholosolo · 2019-02-18T13:43:37+00:00

Why do you have to insult her back. File with HR and threaten a lawsuit if she isn't fired. Shouldn't have to feel insulted at your own workplace.

Omali1017 · 2019-02-18T14:15:44+00:00

While I think thats funny as fuck... unfortunately most women can dish it, but can't take it...

I guess that's where being a gentleman come in?..🤷🏿‍♂️

trollkin666 · 2019-02-18T14:17:03+00:00

That's not true, I was 6" now I'm 5'10", give it time your size will change....

hskrfoos · 2019-02-18T14:25:16+00:00

I'm 5'6". I stand on stools cause I like to feel tall

Eetmysheeyit · 2019-02-18T14:29:09+00:00

Female privilege strikes...

AutisticSmartGeek · 2019-02-18T15:17:32+00:00

5’10 is pretty tall. You’re even taller than me, and I’m the tallest guy in my household. I am 5’9” and that’s considered tall.

Hot4M · 2019-02-18T15:40:51+00:00

You misogynist pig!/s How dare you hurt a womans feelins? How dare you!/s

LastgenKeemstar · 2019-02-18T15:50:41+00:00

I'd love to see her tell that to someone with dwarfism, that they're not a real man.

Quinnna · 2019-02-18T16:34:00+00:00

I've spent my whole career working with/around women (I'm a bar owner.) I'll admit it's about an 90/10 ratio for girls who don't care about height specifically to girls who care exclusively about height. The biggest difference between the two groups on the height issue is that girls who don't care look at the sum of the parts but if two guys are essentially very similar ya chances are the taller guy may get the nod but that's life. However the girls who prioritize height are generally extremely superficial about everything else. The type of girl that's a pain in the ass to date, so you haven't lost out on anything. Almost all the "height only" type of girls are the shit starting melodramatic "why are all guys shit" types from my experience. So it ain't as bad as it seems out there. Just get into shape, wear clothes that fit, basic hygeine and keep don't be creepy weird.

gabarbra · 2019-02-18T17:53:55+00:00

For the women out there looking for men their weight to be twice their height

Wais5542 · 2019-02-18T18:00:22+00:00

I'm 5'6 so he's lucky.

esam_ · 2019-02-18T18:19:46+00:00

I am 5'8 and a half and I am considered really tall in my country

I_AM_Gilgamesh · 2019-02-18T18:39:40+00:00

Fuck that fat cunt

MattMeduri · 2019-02-18T19:07:23+00:00

I’m 5’11 and it looks a lot taller than it feels. I don’t know why women can demand a 6’4, muscular, 6-pack, v-line man, but then preach to us about unrealistic body standards

hawker101 · 2019-02-18T20:00:02+00:00

r/pussypassdenied

bobblehead69 · 2019-02-18T21:49:19+00:00

Carefully he's a hero

Freshkicker · 2019-02-18T22:07:55+00:00

Just say i was joshing you

A_one_legged_man · 2019-02-18T22:26:28+00:00

should of just called her out on it first. something like 'i don't appreciate you humiliating me like this, can you please stop?'. then if she carried on report her for bullying. never get into name calling with women, you won't win.

kinglee0 · 2019-02-18T23:04:01+00:00

I'm a senior in HS and only really started puberty as a sophomore and am currently 5'9". I'm praying I get around 2 inches taller so I can fraud 6'0"

Dio_Landa · 2019-02-19T00:08:30+00:00

As a cool 6' guy, I hate how guys who are just a few inches shorter get treated. I'm sorry fellas.

RogueThief7 · 2019-02-19T00:30:23+00:00

Damn bro 5 10 ain’t even short, that’s like 2 inches shy of the golden six?

Meh, you may be under 6 feet but so long as you’re not 6 feet under then it’s all good, right?

weareallthechosenone · 2019-02-19T01:46:06+00:00

Josh she is fucking fat

Jimmy_344 · 2019-02-19T18:20:14+00:00

Man I'm 5'8 over here wtf

henrymerrilees · 2019-03-17T18:44:15+00:00

All these triggered short people who think that it is a “man’s right” to be considered attractive... smh.

Dudes, there are actual issues that matter, like sexual abuse of men.

scaptastic · 2019-07-13T05:01:43+00:00

I am 15 and 5’3.

Bleach88 · 2019-08-13T13:10:43+00:00

Martin Luther King Jr. was 5'7". Is she saying he wasn't a real man?

JohnLikesLust · 2019-02-18T05:57:34+00:00

Calling a fat person fat is the best thing you can do for them

larry_o · 2019-02-18T06:16:27+00:00

I'm 5'11" or as I like to call it, 6"-1"

Chieres · 2019-02-18T09:24:37+00:00

He could cross many lines but not the one on a door frame

Dremlar · 2019-02-18T09:24:38+00:00

You could get shorter...

BaconCheemseburger · 2021-11-13T06:23:49+00:00

Keep your chin up, king

ZS_1171 · 2021-12-20T22:48:50+00:00

Take this, king!

sjfienehridjs · 2022-01-13T16:17:07+00:00

5'10 is above average bruh

QuinnKang · 2022-03-19T17:15:22+00:00

u/profanitycounter

ShitFuck100 · 2022-06-19T00:09:40+00:00

shit like this makes me so mad, like she was the first one to shit on you and you honestly made a pretty fucking tame insult that wasnt even that bad and now all of a sudden you are a fucking monster that should be crucified

macaryl95 · 2019-02-18T03:06:24+00:00

Any woman who calls me short for being average height is definitely getting the same thrown back at them. Only the difference is I'm not a liar. Let's see how tall you are standing at 5'5 and trying to stare me down, craning your neck up just to look me in the eyes. I will utterly destroy every fabric of your being.

y2kbadbug · 2019-02-18T04:21:08+00:00

I'm 6'1, my ex was 5'9, the guy she married, who she started dating after we broke up is 4'10. Does that mean she downgraded?

word_clouds__ · 2019-02-18T07:47:08+00:00

Word cloud out of all the comments.

Fun bot to vizualize how conversations go on reddit. Enjoy

Dwarvishracket · 2019-02-20T07:05:18+00:00

Holy snood... I'll admit I haven't been in any Men's Right's circles in quite a few years, but what happened to fighting back against toxic masculinity?

Like bro, you're allowed to be whatever height. Don't feel the need to defend your masculinity. You're just as valid of a guy as anyone else. Just be you, man.

SauronDidNothingRong · 2019-02-18T03:50:43+00:00

First /r/tinder. Now it begins here.

maxcorrice · 2019-02-18T04:39:34+00:00

Twitter for iPhone

SynfulVisions · 2019-02-18T05:20:15+00:00

I'm 5'8 and she's still fat. Whatever. I'm (35M) dating a cute, petite 22 year year old.

The thing is, you *never* engage that sort of nonsense, it only leads to trouble.

lainebrainone · 2019-02-18T14:47:28+00:00

yes you will, you poor bastard, lol

BigTuna_420 · 2019-02-18T18:11:17+00:00

Honestly, short men are an inferior species. Height directly correlates to intelligence, I'm not surprised she called him out!

Good-Boi · 2019-02-18T11:37:15+00:00

It's over for shortcels

imakeairplanes · 2019-02-18T13:20:41+00:00

r/thathappened

Tonezinator · 2019-02-18T08:15:29+00:00

You guys love beating this dead horse. As if this happened. Why do you care? Literally every girl I know is dating a guy under 6ft. If you are around people who talk like that, you need new people in your life. I feel like tall girls could whine about the same thing.

jasonmrass · 2019-02-18T15:05:24+00:00

Why are short guys so angry all the time?

cardiovascularity · 2019-02-18T10:15:30+00:00

Hint: Don't accidentally go to that sub. It's vile.

They pretend to be about equality, but half the posts are straight up misogynistic, or blatantly pandering.

Shit like "Oh look, here's a case where a man got falsely accused! THEREFORE rape never happens!" - Come on guys, we know rape happens, and we know that false accusations are also a thing. This isn't new.

DaWastelander · 2019-02-18T03:55:10+00:00

I mean yeah being made fun of sucks but it sucks for everyone. Fighting fire with fire doesnt help anyone

Edit: you guys are a bunch of meanies >:(

kellykebab · 2019-02-18T02:30:03+00:00

Wait, someone is making fun of you simply for being average height?

Just hockey stick them to the back of the neck and then write their obituary in blood. What's the problem?

LeglessN1nja · 2019-02-18T08:54:56+00:00

Lol this is really a sub?

Title	We got you bro
Author	Monty7384
Upvotes	17451
Comments	731
Date	February 18, 2019 1:29 AM UTC (7 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/MensRights
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/MensRights/comments/arrmt6/we_got_you_bro/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/MensRights/we-got-you-bro.1070653 https://theredarchive.com/post/1070653

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