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JacobMoogberg69 · 2022-01-26T16:58:26+00:00

Say it doesn't matter because you can't get it up anyway.

that_old_white_guy · 2022-01-26T16:58:48+00:00

Buy the smallest banana you can find. Get as hard as you can. Use the small banana for side by side comparison. Fuck her brains out.

ChaotixEDM · 2022-01-26T16:50:52+00:00

I’m painfully average so I usually just say you’ll have to wait and see 😂

TorTheGasman · 2022-01-26T17:07:18+00:00

"That's for me to know and you to find out 😉" Of course, that might give her some expectations and not a good move if you are too far from backing it up...

may_I_please_come · 2022-01-26T17:50:25+00:00

A lady asked my dick size on chat and I coyly said "Put it this way, I have big feet."

She said send me a pic of it, so I jokingly sent a pic of my foot. She ain't reply back.

hobomojo · 2022-01-26T18:00:19+00:00

“You’re gonna have to pay if you want a picture, but you can see it in person for free”

dobbs1997 · 2022-01-26T17:10:07+00:00

“if you really wanna find out then bring your fine ass over here & see for yourself”

Wonderful_Midnight · 2022-01-26T18:07:52+00:00

you don't get souvenir, unless you visit the place :p

dvidalm1983 · 2022-01-26T18:42:11+00:00

Say to her “is long enough to shove it in my own ass”. That move is commonly know as “chinese lock”

Havocnumbanine · 2022-01-26T17:31:45+00:00

My 2 cents. I was asked this literally question from a chick, at work, my first time meeting her… it caught me so off guard. What I did was play it off as “yo this chick is crazy can I get some help” 😂 she laughed it off. Honestly it made her even more interested, She shakes her ass in front of me and shows me her pussy pics lol girls are crazy bro

WannaSeeTrustIssues · 2022-01-26T17:18:46+00:00

"I only send that to girls that has already seen the real thing"

Also let's them know I don't send unwanted dickpics

starpower1984 · 2022-01-26T18:26:25+00:00

Ask her for a vagina measurement

iluvreddit · 2022-01-26T18:55:52+00:00

Run like hell. You are talking to a man.

Evo3-HD · 2022-01-26T17:15:30+00:00

Girls who ask this always have mediocre p***y or bad head

Ancient_Leader5572 · 2022-01-26T18:05:52+00:00

i think it depends less on your size and more on if it’s something you’re insecure about. angles can make you look bigger, but if you think that she’s asking as a vetting process based on dick size, is that really someone you wanna fuck?

HoneySquash · 2022-01-26T17:18:02+00:00

Where the fuck do you find trash women like that... What civilized person even asks things like that.

LimitlessHarmony · 2022-01-26T18:30:46+00:00

My ex said "I'm a good size"

Moejason · 2022-01-26T19:08:28+00:00

This would probably make me lose interest, there’s nowt wrong with my Willy but I’d feel objectified by being asked - like I’m being asked to qualify/prove myself

norwegiandoggo · 2022-01-26T17:21:36+00:00

Women don't ask this. You're talking to a gay man pretending to be a woman to collect dick pics

AeronNation · 2022-01-26T18:52:49+00:00

The people I know with BDE always make fun of how tiny they are since they know otherwise snd dont care what people think

BrzR_R · 2022-01-26T18:53:05+00:00

Say you aint gonna post pics of ur dick caus the internet is forever and you can trust almost no-one and if they reeeeally wanna see it you take kindergarden rules ->show me yours i show you mine (in person)

Delicious_Ad_1853 · 2022-01-26T16:58:50+00:00

If we're actually sexting, I'll give a sexy answer, but if it's just a little pre-date flirtation, I'll playfully insult myself. It's always good for a laugh and it keeps her wondering.

"Tiny and it's usually over in a minute or two... when I can get it up."

Fernandougd · 2022-01-26T18:55:02+00:00

You tell her to measure herself

MASTR_0F_DISASTR · 2022-01-26T19:27:24+00:00

Tell her the length depends largely on the temperature so, if you bring the heat it will satisfy you and more 🔥

kathruins · 2022-01-26T19:29:20+00:00

it means she's unimaginative in bed and will probably just lay there. dont waste your time.

2022-01-26T17:01:46+00:00

Just tell her the truth if you’re comfortable. She will either still want to fuck or she would of been disappointed when it came down to it. My advice is to under sell it and then she will be surprised when its better than you said.

Moikepdx · 2022-01-26T18:31:55+00:00

"Do women know about shrinkage? I was in the POOL!" - George Costanza

2udaylatif · 2022-01-26T18:45:40+00:00

Small penis game

Tell her it is tiny. Tell her you have a micropenis and having sex with you counts as lesbian sex. Tell her you want to scissor with her.

DunionKnight · 2022-01-26T18:59:21+00:00

Teasing seems to be the better way to go. Although I would lean towards a shot with your print under a pair of gray sweatpants. You can add to this by making it conditional. “Maybe. If you...” or “Depends. What do I get?” Then adding an emoji such as “😏” to convey the right emotion. Emojis are great heuristics and work if done sparingly and purposefully.

Size does matter. You could (key word) get away with 5” in erect length and 4” in erect girth. However, aside from length, girth matters. That’s when you use PE to focus on one, the other, or both, to reach an enjoyable size. Most women appreciate a happy middle.

The extremes are where things can become problematic. Too small is too small. Too big can be painful. Although there are size queens. Then there’s the happy middle. Somewhere between 6” to 8” NBPEL and 5” to 6” of erect girth. Girth could be afford to be bigger without too much diminishing returns. BPEL may add an inch. Depending on bodyfat %.

Keep in mind positions impact the experience, as well as things like foreplay, seduction, framing, that take into consideration that a woman’s “sexual thermometer” is like a dimmer compared to a binary light switch for men. But even then there are levels for men.

Tapesaviour · 2022-01-26T18:32:10+00:00

tell her she belong to the skreets

miatapasta · 2022-01-26T19:10:40+00:00

Tell her it’s 15”, then send another text saying you forgot the decimal and it’s actually 1.5”

ProphetRI · 2022-01-26T19:26:52+00:00

I can't Remeber the movie I got this line from, but if a girl ever asks me "how big is your dick"? I reply, "how big is your mouth"? Works every time.

jjboy91 · 2022-01-26T19:30:54+00:00

Ask her boobs size ,🤷🏽‍♂️ I don't even understand why she asked you that 😶

rickmackdaddy · 2022-01-26T19:33:46+00:00

If you’re in front of her, put your finger on her throat and say “about to there”

Nice_Emu6227 · 2022-01-26T19:40:27+00:00

Tell her looking at dicks is gay and you aren't gay so you don't know because you've never looked at your dick

hardthumbs · 2022-01-26T19:40:59+00:00

I usually kid around it being small.

Always a nice surprise for them….

… that it’s smaller than expected anyways 🥲

Sensitive-Permit-877 · 2022-01-26T19:50:10+00:00

Say no men dont send dick pics

2022-01-26T19:55:15+00:00

My current girlfriend did this before we started dating. Randomly during conversation she held up her fingers and said “stop me when I’m at your dick size” and started moving her hands together. It worked with the conversation and she did it playfully but I still knew exactly what she was doing. She’s trying to figure it out before she continues pursuing things. So I stopped her a little generously and resigned myself to never escalate with her because I’m pretty much exactly average and my belief is women who are concerned enough to ask about it before hand are all size queens.

Anyways month passes and she’s getting really desperate to date me. I forgot about the dick measuring thing so I allow things to progress. We fuck like rabbits for weeks. She cums repeatedly every time and is literally always horny for me. So it ended up not being a thing.

My belief now is women try to figure out your dick size not because they’re vetting for a guy with a big one, but because they’re trying to avoid a micro penis. I think if you’re much below the average you should lie and then never escalate. There’s no reason to hand her the ability to reject you over something like that. Let her think you lost interest in her for another reason.

wabbuwabbu · 2022-01-26T19:56:27+00:00

Ask for her body count

Lust9897 · 2022-01-26T20:22:54+00:00

Nope. No dic pics

mistajesus · 2022-01-26T20:46:13+00:00

“I don’t like spoilers.”

thur0806 · 2022-01-26T21:13:40+00:00

“How bout you send me a vag pic and I’ll tell you if it’ll fit”

Realistic_Ad2866 · 2022-01-26T21:45:28+00:00

Tell her it won’t fit in her phone only her mouth

2022-01-26T21:46:56+00:00

Tell her it's only 6 inches but it smells like a foot

lascalilas · 2022-01-26T23:06:47+00:00

"I'm gonna be honest, it's shamefully tiny so you better come laugh at it in person"

hoonsalot · 2022-01-26T23:11:16+00:00

“Don’t worry, if it’s too big, I’ll be gentle until you’re used to it.”

shaggy1452 · 2022-01-26T19:09:44+00:00

Full send bro. If she asked about it claim it’s tiny as fuck. Like two inch micro dick. If she wants to see a pic, send her a pic.

One time I drew a smiley face and put a little top hat on it. It was high risk but the joke landed so it worked out

recyclablebanthas · 2022-01-26T23:13:36+00:00

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Best course of action when she ask your P-size or a pic of it

Is this a theoretical? Because girls don't generally ask this. This isn't worth worrying about because it doesn't come up.
If this is something you encountered, what was the conversation before that? What had you said before she asked? (Hint: You shouldn't ever encounter questions about your size unless you blunder into the topic.)

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Pull back and say no?

Girls don't ask this when things are heating up so there wouldn't be a scenario where you have to "pull back and say no."

Mriconicdev · 2022-01-26T16:53:58+00:00

All about the angles for a pic unless she asks to put it next to something LMAO. I never get asked this so I’m not 100% sure.

CElan_cruz · 2022-01-26T18:12:27+00:00

Last week got a message asking the same thing from this girl I met in a bar, I just do it, we are meeting again in a couple of weeks.

Andrewfairlane · 2022-01-26T18:22:42+00:00

“Why in the world would I send you a dick pic”

2022-01-26T17:31:42+00:00

Lie. Always lie unless you have a horse cock but even then you should still prob lie. Thats scary.

MrTastey · 2022-01-26T17:46:04+00:00

I used to always say it was the size of a half eaten combo

NRG_VEGETA_YT · 2022-01-26T18:19:01+00:00

Send her a pic and don’t even stress about it. Women can tell if you being stressed. If you cool about it then she’ll most likely be cool about it.

Rairaijin · 2022-01-26T18:26:08+00:00

I'd say above average and I know how to use it!

2022-01-26T18:59:42+00:00

"Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself."

posuccess1 · 2022-01-26T19:08:39+00:00

Tell her to find out, don't send any pics.

Help_Support-Account · 2022-01-26T19:10:29+00:00

Shit test maybe? Sounds like it to me. Her major intention is probably finding out whether you are insecure about it.

But maybe she is just checking because she has a preference.

SomeGojiBerry · 2022-01-26T19:10:51+00:00

Say long enough that i can have a child. My dad tells this all the time to me 😂

yuyo874 · 2022-01-26T19:22:01+00:00

I would tell her I like my privacy but I am willing to show it to her in person.

2022-01-26T19:24:03+00:00

anybody know if theirs a way to give it more girth

Radicalmattitude1 · 2022-01-26T19:30:16+00:00

Disqualify yourself. Tell her your dick is a like a little wet carrot that’s left out of the fridge too long. Qualifying yourself on dick size never works unless you’re actually packing a python

Fionna-dainjer · 2022-01-26T19:30:57+00:00

I always tell them to come take the picture them self

thebungahero · 2022-01-26T19:40:27+00:00

“You first”

thebungahero · 2022-01-26T19:40:34+00:00

“You first”

Iwillmasternofap · 2022-01-26T20:03:08+00:00

Joke about seeing it in person & don’t oversell. You play it nonchalant. Under sell then you get to surprise her by slapping in the face then if all goes well her tongue and pussy lips

VangelisHelsing · 2022-01-26T20:05:15+00:00

Confidence and playful fun are the main things, no matter what you’re packin. If a girl asks about my cock, about details or asks for pics, I just get playful in return and create some mystique and intrigue by saying something like, “Oh, you wanna know about my cock? I love my cock, I love it a lot.” It’s an honest thing for me to say, it’s being confident, it’s staying playful, and it gets them wondering, too. The brain is the most powerful sexual organ, after all, so may as well get her brain buzzing with more questions and build some anticipation along the way. If they just want a dick pic, then my experience has been they are pretty boring in bed. If they play ball with my response, they are usually a blast.

No matter what your gender and anatomy, start with loving what you’ve got, and flirt and banter from there. There is no substitute for that kind of confidence in bed.

2022-01-26T20:08:29+00:00

I always use to say my dick is thick and small but my ass is like a sewing machine.

ebell1989 · 2022-01-26T20:17:18+00:00

In my experience, telling the ones who actually want to see, no makes them wany it more and more. I've had one girl asking for the past 3 yrs lol. We recently had sex for the first time so that's over with now.

Superb-Bank9899 · 2022-01-26T20:17:28+00:00

Joke about how small it is. Shows confidenceand makes her think it is huge.

McWhiters9511 · 2022-01-26T20:17:45+00:00

Got asked this in HS by a girl and I said I never measured. I legit never had. She lost interest after that so don't do what I did.

Upstairs-Bat-1315 · 2022-01-26T20:18:34+00:00

Don't do either of those. Don't tell her or ever send a pic. This is an opportunity for you to tease, using a little mystery and get her to find out for herself.

Tell her something along the lines of "I'd rather see if your fingers can wrap around it"

The exact words depends on the context of the conversation, but the idea is to be a little playful with it and get her to meet up in person. Then you can measure it with her throat.

SlickBackMex · 2022-01-26T20:26:40+00:00

Tell her that you're a grower not a shower 🤪

2022-01-26T20:32:20+00:00

A classy man would never show his best parts... Who wants classy when you trying fvck A picture can be very sexy and add to sexual tension Do it tasteful and make it realistic meaning if you have a small member only show it full hard and advertise as such. Emphasize on how hard you are versus how big you are

krupxslurp · 2022-01-26T20:39:14+00:00

it’s a no for me, she can see it irl if she wants to know.

KounterMaze · 2022-01-26T20:39:31+00:00

She better show her’s before you show yours

Marinaraplease · 2022-01-26T20:41:58+00:00

Don't have your face visible

NilacTheGrim · 2022-01-26T20:45:46+00:00

This could potentially be a shit-test. I wouldn't send a pic of my schlong unless I got something in return.

Demand something in return from her -- maybe ask for a vagina pic or have her pose naked for you.

Quid-pro-quo that shit. Otherwise she'll take you for a sucker.

If you get her to agree, you are in a secret club with her now.. which is a win. (The club of "I showed you mine and you showed me yours").

Either way do NOT send pics of your genitals to women unless they "earn" it... and can be TRUSTED with such kompromat. You are a sucker otherwise and they will most likely see you as such. Make them earn it.

Agitated_Character41 · 2022-01-26T20:47:55+00:00

I'd probably ghost or ask her weight.

opper-hombre1 · 2022-01-26T20:51:32+00:00

Doesn’t matter what size it is, just go with “you can come find out for yourself”

DrinksAreOnTheHouse · 2022-01-26T20:55:25+00:00

Show her

SnooObjections4345 · 2022-01-26T21:00:16+00:00

What i would say is. Well why don’t you find out

poetfalcon · 2022-01-26T21:02:43+00:00

“Come here and see it in person” I would respond

CurvyLocBae33 · 2022-01-26T21:17:19+00:00

It’s trap 🪤…she’s collecting 🍆 pic to send to other dudes who send her unsolicited 🍆 pics. Don’t do it!

2022-01-26T21:19:16+00:00

Just make your hand look smaller next to it

jazzageguy · 2022-01-26T21:28:36+00:00

Gotta wonder context--is this your first conversation with her or are you guys already friends or at least been talking for a while? It's weird if you're just starting to talk. Ask her about her tits in detail. I dunno. Fairly unusual behavior for a woman really.

Cscottbowser · 2022-01-26T21:30:06+00:00

Give her a diagram!

EnvironmentalRule525 · 2022-01-26T21:35:03+00:00

Just say baby carrot. Any girl who’s overly concerned with penis size is going to be a problem to deal with lmao.

Condor-man3000 · 2022-01-26T21:49:42+00:00

Honestly....I have never had a woman ask for either. If she is asking, you need to legitimately question you aren't talking to a dude in China.

I have never talked to a girl who wants a pic of your dick. Never.

If they actually ask which again is highly unlikely they would seriously ask. I think a funny response or vague response is in order.

"3 inches, but most girls seem to like it that thick".

A dick pick should never be sent unless requested which in most cases again will be 0 times.

Even_Put · 2022-01-26T21:56:15+00:00

I always send a picture of a massive cockerel 🐓

Then tease and play off that for a while. Never send a real picture. Keeps the tension going, so it’s easier to scuttle them.

Worried-Principle580 · 2022-01-26T21:56:42+00:00

She a ho, block her and stop being a beta simp.

2022-01-26T22:02:16+00:00

Don't send it. Just be like come and find out. Don't engage in that behaviour.

bookdiamond · 2022-01-26T22:02:37+00:00

Ask her to participate.

sluggyslime · 2022-01-26T22:02:55+00:00

It depends on what kind of person she is. If a guy tells me it’s not much or makes jokes about how small it is.. i know it’s going to be BIG. If you’re happy with your size and confident you can tell her what size it actually is, you could say like I’m great at hitting the right spots (if you are).. otherwise it’s been a while since I’ve really talked to guys, but the fact that she straight up asked means she just wants a straight up answer, unless otherwise hinted by flirtatious conversation around it. So do with that info what you will.

bDsmDom · 2022-01-26T22:09:01+00:00

Extra medium!

chrisMH82 · 2022-01-26T22:12:04+00:00

Ask her for her weight and to send a pic of her without makeup for verification

2022-01-26T22:13:31+00:00

You show her in person when she asks you face to face.

alacynwondrland · 2022-01-26T22:23:16+00:00

If you're small I'm sorry, but I would definitely be honest. LOL! But you better know how to work it and convey that. Don't tell her you are any bigger than what you are because I promise it's going to be awkward when she touches it or sees it in person and realizes it's so tiny. Speaking from experience. Also my condolences to the gentlemen with micro penises.

coldbrew18 · 2022-01-26T22:33:04+00:00

Send a pic of Richard Nixon.

Uoger · 2022-01-26T22:34:01+00:00

The fact that you have to even ask r/seduction shows your degeneracy. Tell her that it’s a surprise and that she should find out herself. Nudes are for pussies.

krawm · 2022-01-26T22:34:26+00:00

If she asks for a dick pick then you spam the hell out if her phone with picks of richard nixon, dick van dyke, dick Cheney, richard branson, etc. You hit her with young dicks and old dicks, fat dicks, skinny dicks, long dicks and short dicks.

Anyone and everyone named richard or dick you send her picks of them.

2022-01-26T22:45:52+00:00

"Come find out"

2022-01-26T22:48:00+00:00

Just say no

summitpaul · 2022-01-26T22:53:15+00:00

No pic and ask how tight she is

slumxl0rd87 · 2022-01-26T22:57:56+00:00

If a chick is asking that off the bat then she’s probably extremely shallow. Ask her for a pic of her vagina and how blown out it is. See how she reacts to that.

Nouseriously · 2022-01-27T00:30:28+00:00

"Big enough tp get rhe job done, not so big that it'll send you to the hospital"

And that's a big NO on the pics

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