Y'all... I really thought I had something. Back to sadly report that the HVM I thought I had was actually a golddigger trying to play the long game. Two ivy league degrees, gorgeous, very clean, very smart, very interesting. And now the mask has slipped off.

He's trying to move into my house (hobosexual/living with parents) and not pay any bills (LOL NO), trying to boss me around in my own home (this clown really said "house rules" to me IN MY OWN HOUSE), and then the final straw was today he says he'll order takeout and then I caught him trying to use my credit card without asking. The buying of groceries and paying for things tapered off in time, and he's begun starting to try and push more of it onto me.

If I just wanted someone to clean and do the bare minimum to help out around here, I would hire a maid. It would be much cheaper and less stressful than this clown expecting an ATM, a sugar mommy, and a bangmaid.