Found this on a relationship sub. Women think this kind of behaviour is endearing ?! Nah sis 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ makes me wonder what else he thinks gets done by magic. Some guy commented and argued with me about how men do more domestic labour lmao I can’t handle this sub. I never want to be married.

Orcrista · 2021-04-14T10:33:26+00:00

Wait until they have kids. Then the nappies change themselves, the babies feed themselves and everything just happens around him and when she eventually snaps and tells him to entertain his own spawn for an hour he'll huff and complain how she's no fun anymore.

NiBBasBeCrazy · 2021-04-14T10:22:20+00:00

“HUE HUE HUE isn’t he so funny????? Omg I love my DoLl!!”

Sis...just no...

What she doesn’t know is that that says so much about the distribution of labour in the house. Safe to say, he probably does nothing.

I also love how men never give women credit for being free maids btw. But ask them about their job, and they’ll turn around and boast about how much they do.

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2021-04-14T12:42:05+00:00

Imho, the happiest relationships for pickmes is when they are dumber than their LVM partner.

blilola · 2021-04-14T10:54:20+00:00

This was insane to read but so true. A lot of men think that housework is magically done. I remember when my mom would take trips for work, my dad was always flustered and confused. And outsourced that labour my mom did onto my sisters and I (we were literal children). The audacity never ceases to amaze me.

airhostess_inthe60s · 2021-04-14T12:42:19+00:00

The part that annoys me is her cooking and him hovering around "BS'ing" and drinking a beer. Dude you got 2 hands and admittedly free time, can't you chop a damn onion?

scaredfail · 2021-04-14T11:49:02+00:00

the unnecessary amount of LOLs, preemptively shielding her man from any criticism by calling him a doll, exaggerating her reaction to his comment (left the room and rolled on the floor laughing? yeah okay 🙄) and the fact that she posted about this in the first place.....she’s less okay with what happened than she’s putting on lmao stop lying to yourself and call your man as he is, sis...a scrote 😌💖

marimare21 · 2021-04-14T12:02:06+00:00

Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kXIGvB1uU

The men thinking this be funny are telling on themselves so hard.

gravesearcher · 2021-04-14T12:26:52+00:00

Reminds me of the time my ex said "The carpet here (at our new house) seems to capture pet hair more than the carpet at our apartment!"

No, honeybuns, I'm just vacuuming less right now. I don't feel the need to vacuum twice a day everyday now that I own the place.

Mella_20 · 2021-04-14T11:37:16+00:00

How can she not see him as a child and lose all attraction to him after that?

Velveteen_Woman · 2021-04-14T12:17:12+00:00

It's the look at him inquisitively part that gets me. Like, she needs to get out and talk to other people more and stop being so precious.

Lavender_flow · 2021-04-14T12:49:14+00:00

I get second hand embarrassed reading that shit. He's a doll. No he's a moron. Stop infalitizing grown ass men. Wtf.

tea-pickles · 2021-04-14T10:16:15+00:00

No please, why did she post that, that’s so embarrassing for him lol, imagine actually thinking it magically fills up

AlextheAnalyst · 2021-04-14T12:44:51+00:00

Lady, why are you BSing and drinking beer with your kid? You're lucky we don't call CPS.

fancy_tetrahedron · 2021-04-14T13:41:09+00:00

Lol is there any benefit to get married as a woman in this day and age? I'm looking forward to being an old cat lady.

Hitflyover · 2021-04-14T14:41:00+00:00

Pickme, the house elf

IAteTheDragon · 2021-04-14T12:36:52+00:00

Sooo ReLaTablE am I right? 🤪God, this shouldn't be encouraged. I mean it is a pretty funny, humoristic situation, but THIS is literally the reason why he will leave trash, food, piss near the toilet etc lie there for eternty: cause he actually believes IT WILL CLEAN ITSELF sooner or later. He doesn't even acknowledge his wife was the one to manage it, this is a literal toddler's mindset. Edit: Added a sentence

randomgirlimok · 2021-04-14T12:36:57+00:00

The house seems to always stay clean, too!

circescircus · 2021-04-14T14:14:53+00:00

I can't stand this zombie wife/mombie 'humor'. It's not funny. You're married to a selfish lazy person who doesn't care about you. It's not cute or funny.

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-04-14T13:26:56+00:00

Does she really want to be with a man who is one of the two:

1) So dumb and ignorant, he cannot even fathom that of course someone refills the pepper grinder.

2) So malicious, he plays dumb in order to put the work on other people.

superderpina_ · 2021-04-14T10:10:34+00:00

scrotacity at it‘s peak

tellmesomething11 · 2021-04-14T14:23:07+00:00

It’s exactly this which made me hate being in a relationship. Men who are literal idiots, yet think they are superior to women. They want a cookie every single time.

I never explain anymore why I’m not interested in dating, but for y’all...it gets old really fast, taking care of a man. It also gets old that men spend hours on the internet but literally will not read a book...some make the goal of reading five books a year. 🙄 I just can’t

bleda_princezna · 2021-04-14T13:30:01+00:00

Male family member of mine didn't know electric kettles turn off automatically when the water boils... Probably because he never steps foot into the kitchen, unless he's about to raid the fridge. 🤦🏻‍♀️

iaintgonnacallyou · 2021-04-14T13:31:57+00:00

This was definitely written by a man

CSardothien_1 · 2021-04-14T14:45:00+00:00

This isn’t a good look for her...marriage is the biggest scam invented next to winning a million dollars from a Nigerian Prince on the internet.

Watzoo · 2021-04-14T17:24:03+00:00

It isn’t even the labor that’s killing me here.

It’s that he didn’t see her doing the work. He literally did not notice what she did. Over and over. In front of him.

I think about working in a corporate environment- where everyone studies every move the boss makes like their lives depend on it, and the boss rolls in after you’ve done that for five years and gets your name wrong before they go, “And what do you do again?”

The fact that he literally does not see her as she services his environment says volumes about how he perceives the power allocation in their relationship.

eveloe · 2021-04-14T12:56:09+00:00

I swear there was an Aussie sketch about a magic table like this. There were detectives and everything

Previous-Focus-2013 · 2021-04-14T14:10:10+00:00

Thats why women need to pull back and STOP making it so easy for them.

2021-04-14T13:38:18+00:00

Yeah, this is so bad. He wasn't even helping her cook, just watching her. I had much higher standards as a pickme (they cooked for me, no lie), how are married women crawling far underneath the bar? They're not in hell, they're under it.

yiiiiikes. And, don't post. Are they secretly hoping we'll come tell them they're being mistreated so they have the excuse to leave? Because otherwise...

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-04-14T14:08:30+00:00

Wait til she gets very ill/recover from surgery and watch the whole house fall apart when she's on bed rest. Sure, she may get a day or two, but the chores will be piling up while she rests and she'll abandon resting early because she can't live in filth.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-04-14T19:45:36+00:00

Willful ignorance. It suits them to not acknowledge what you do around the house, so they won’t feel compelled to contribute.

Technical_Moth248 · 2021-04-14T17:10:38+00:00

Marriage humor looooool. The things these women put up with and write off as “oh he’s so incompetent but it’s cute and fun!” 🙄 All men are not like this, and I hate seeing how weirdly expected it is that they are grossly unaware of how the household runs. It’s not quirky, it’s annoying and rude.

throwaway32132134 · 2021-04-15T12:09:37+00:00

Why is incompetence seen as cute by so many women? I HATE HAVING TO BABY PEOPLE. it's always things like "teehee, my husband can't perform basic life tasks which then causes me more work since I decided to marry him. Isn't it so cute how incompetent, disrespectful and stupid he is?" 😍😍😍😍😍😍😘😍😍😍😍🥰💞💞💞

Drives me nuts

throwawayheyyy5 · 2021-04-14T13:22:42+00:00

I don't understand how she can have sex with him after that.

eclo · 2021-04-14T13:18:07+00:00

Oh my men truly are the most logical and intelligent sex!

shelballama · 2021-04-14T13:23:22+00:00

For those of you who haven't seen this, please watch: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kXIGvB1uU&t=22s

Hurts my soul how true it is, and very much hits the nail on the had about how this behavior will quickly become "not cute" like OP thinks it is.

Imaginary-Driver-767 · 2021-04-14T14:56:14+00:00

I read he didn’t notice how much she does.

CoconutJasmineBombe · 2021-04-14T16:44:21+00:00

https://youtu.be/xk5BTt9qu30

Same guy who did “magic” laundry basket

skyerippa · 2021-04-14T22:19:14+00:00

This is what most men think about everything. "I'm not messy" = your mother or gf constantly cleans up after you

CrazyPaine · 2021-04-15T06:11:59+00:00

He ain't no doll he's a fucking bumbling idiot or probably a smart manipulator.

CatSweets · 2021-04-14T14:03:06+00:00

That reminded me of this video from a Brazilian group of comedians. It has English subtitles. 🤭

ItsFreezen · 2021-04-14T16:06:02+00:00

Men are the logical gender /s

lvoncreek · 2021-04-14T20:29:29+00:00

Yeah you went to another room to laugh. Sure sis

HeroForHire369 · 2021-04-14T23:53:03+00:00

😳

Does anyone else get annoyed with one partner acts like the other is their bro? Kicking it with beers, chillin', refillin' that som'bitch pepper grinder? That's how I maybe maybe would be with a 100% platonic male friend when I was in my early 20s. Please don't act like wannabe frat boys, they don't actually think that you're cool or one of the boys, if you'd want such a curse.

Lionessoftheflesh · 2021-04-15T01:29:33+00:00

I cant stand people who act stupid but man i really really cant stand a guy who acts stupid like really is this your first day in earth dude!?

cmil7731 · 2021-04-15T04:22:15+00:00

What. The. Actual. F.

Meadow97 · 2021-04-14T15:30:55+00:00

He's so funny 🤪

suspended_animation_ · 2021-04-14T21:46:24+00:00

She has to leave the room to laugh at him? Please... I'd tell him how ridiculous he is to his face

Sallou9 · 2021-04-18T02:46:49+00:00

It drives me BONKERS that this sort of thing is seen as endearing. I am sick of my fb feed, seeing grown ass 30+yr old men tagging their wives, or their wives tagging them, and laughing.

I watch this with horror and confusion. WHY do you want to be with a man this dumb, inconsiderate and pathetic. WHY is this seen as cute. HOW can you have sex with someone you see as an inept child.

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