This is probably exactly how some scrotes process mundane, everyday transactions

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-08-27T01:50:51+00:00

“She said, breathlessly, ‘Please! Come back! I want to show you my boobies!’

‘MA’AM, please contain yourself!’ I took a huge step back from her wanton gaze. ‘I am a man of DIGNITY and SELF-RESPECT!’”

dkwantsdk · 2021-08-27T02:25:55+00:00

I GUESS I'LL ALWAYS BE A DIFFERENT PEDIGREE

🤣🤣🤣💀

lilac-hiraeth · 2021-08-27T04:01:35+00:00

Men: “She breathed air, she fucking wants me!”

dancedancedance7 · 2021-08-27T05:46:57+00:00

Ah yes, she breasted boobily in her attractively skimpy Home Depot employee outfit 😂

kaoutanu · 2021-08-27T03:51:42+00:00

I bet the only part of this that really happened is that he saw a very young cashier and got a tingly feeling in peepee.

peaches88888 · 2021-08-27T02:25:10+00:00

Lol this is so fake

Platipus6 · 2021-08-27T03:13:40+00:00

🗣📢 📣 I said I'm a different pedigree guys 🔊

Complex-Management-7 · 2021-08-27T02:24:19+00:00

And everyone applauded

Jandi18 · 2021-08-27T02:09:37+00:00

Things that never happened! Enjoy your wet dream scrote

GCFDSthrowaway · 2021-08-27T01:33:09+00:00

Of all the things that didn't happen, this happened the didn'test.

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-08-27T06:28:08+00:00

If these men are so clearly desperate to impress each other with their fantasies online, why don't they just date each other?

Lavender_flow · 2021-08-27T07:12:11+00:00

What really gives these scrotes away is how they name this shit "SHYC" - Super hot young cashier. What a fucking fan fiction he wrote there. Also on page 2 on how he wanted to do something but didnt. Like dude, stop making this shit up you sick porn addict.

TERFSareawesome · 2021-08-27T09:01:09+00:00

This really sums up the delusional mindset of LVM. I'm sure this is based on some attractive female cashier making POLITE small talk, i.e. "Buying some new locks? Doing renovations?" and in a LVM scrote's brain they spin it into "She's secretly in love with me, she wants to have sex with, she was asking about locks because she wants to rip off my shirt and ogle my dad-bod belly". It's so pathetic. Meanwhile they will ignore the wife and child they have at home in order to live in daydream world with their sad little sex predator fantasies or video games. Theyre just so embarrassing.

Superb-Cancel9071 · 2021-08-27T05:06:49+00:00

This didn't happen so hard it unhappened things that had.

Nat_at_all · 2021-08-27T04:49:18+00:00

The comments for this post made me laugh so hard, FDS never fails to lift my spirit.

ComprehensiveAmoeba9 · 2021-08-27T02:10:38+00:00

The fact he had to post about it on social media if it really did happen (I highly doubt it though) is pathetic. A normal person would just go about their day and forget about it. I know a scrote who mentions girls flirting with him all the time. He always says he turns them down while in reality it’s just a normal interaction and she wasn’t trying to imply anything and he’s always seeking out women on Tinder and is “on the prowl” as he loves to put it🤢

Noemie_Mathilde · 2021-08-27T10:19:27+00:00

"Want another one" said no woman ever.

Ironsculpture · 2021-08-27T09:38:35+00:00

The fact that he thought this was plausible enough situation to be believed by others shows just how delusional older men are about their attractiveness.

Solid-Liquid · 2021-08-27T11:28:05+00:00

As someone who works at HD, I’ve had to not put certain cashiers down in the lumber aisle because the customers will flirt with them ENDLESSLY and buy them food and write their phone numbers on the packages.

Had one cashier get a brand new iPhone 7 from a contractor and 5 $100 gift cards because the contractor wanted her (he’s married)

Painfulmenstruation · 2021-08-27T02:49:44+00:00

Yeah right.

Throwawaysealove96 · 2021-08-27T06:04:04+00:00

She was trying to get him to babysit. Dumbass.

TheDesertFoxq · 2021-08-27T07:27:18+00:00

"super hot young cashier" lmao

fak_beauty_standards · 2021-08-27T08:09:55+00:00

Then he woke up

andwhenwillitbegin · 2021-08-27T11:34:59+00:00

Oh yes, it’s very important we know she’s hot so we know how amazing a guy he is for turning her down.

And not just hot, SUPER hot. So THAT means he basically has any and all young women lusting after him.

NO WOMAN READ THIS AND BELIEVED IT.

ALL THE PORN SICK SCROTES WHO READ IT DID BELIEVE IT.

That should tell people enough.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-08-27T04:59:38+00:00

Sure, buddy.

ilovewinniethepooh · 2021-08-27T11:51:53+00:00

Yes, super hot female cashiers are regularly offering up their uteri to strangers. We must obliterate our vaginas early and often.

Do we not all remember that phase of our lives?

lansburysoda · 2021-08-27T04:29:54+00:00

She’s literally paid to talk to you and be friendly bro 💀

purasangria · 2021-08-27T03:39:33+00:00

Sounds like a scrote fairy tale to me.

jupitaur9 · 2021-08-27T12:26:35+00:00

I bet it was more like:

“Got to lock my children down.”

“Oh I know what you mean.” Pulls phone out. “I have another like that, here’s a picture of her getting out of her crib before she could walk, wanna see?”

“Maybe.” Walks away.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-08-27T04:21:21+00:00

They need to be streilized if they always think jumping someone's bones

honeybadgerattitude · 2021-08-27T12:02:41+00:00

Is it just me that thought maybe it isn’t his kid, it’s a kid he’s kidnapped and the locks are to keep them in the basement? That’s why he’s a different pedigree!

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2021-08-27T12:58:04+00:00

TheExtras · 2021-08-27T20:45:02+00:00

I didn't even understand it at first because I thought she was asking if he needed another lock, because that's what a cashier would ask.

ChgItToRayGunYouFuck · 2021-08-27T16:42:51+00:00

This was totally written by Dennis Reynolds lol

Title	This is probably exactly how some scrotes process mundane, everyday transactions
Author	herbivorouscarnivore
Upvotes	767
Comments	69
Date	August 27, 2021 1:31 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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