No thanks

Equipoisonous · 2021-01-03T17:02:19+00:00

The number of times I see

Age: 33

Looking for: something casual

Want kids: someday

Makes me want to scream into the void

purasangria · 2021-01-03T16:49:21+00:00

50 year olds: "I'm ready to start a family now!"

Lonlinessandtitties · 2021-01-04T00:18:40+00:00

TODAY a man who told me he was 37 was speaking about something to do with generations, and i pointed out that he's a millennial too. He insisted he wasn't. I asked him if he was born in the 80s. He said no and then said "Oh wait! You think I'm like 40 right? I'm actually 50. I just say that because i prefer women in their early 30s."

Boy bye

AmazonArtemis · 2021-01-03T18:26:27+00:00

Forgot “dad bod,” usually on balding scrotes who haven’t even had a kid

ChocolateBiscuit96 · 2021-01-03T17:30:05+00:00

One guy literally asked if I could wait for him and mind you we were texting for like 2 months. I had to immediately sever ties. He was in a relationship for 3 years so there’s no reason why he couldn’t commit - he just didn’t want to commit to me.

Shefthegooddog · 2021-01-03T19:18:32+00:00

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bonoboproblem · 2021-01-03T17:58:40+00:00

The sad part is that in most liberal, big cities in the US “Peter Pan syndrome” is alive and well, so women who missed the boat in college/higher ed (the boat being getting a decent boyfriend) are now stuck with a pool of noncommital, eternally youthful, “wanna hang out/chill/watch a movie at my place” types that do nothing except waste our time, use us for sex, and then emotionally gaslight us when we say we want something serious. It isn’t a coincidence that those same men want to magically “settle down” in their mid 30’s when they start having health issues. I have strict dating standards but sometimes it just feels so lonely watching everyone be in a relationship/engaged/married. The reality is men get away with as much as they can because we (both men and women) allow it by pandering to their childish attitudes. They always criticize single women and think something is wrong with us if we are still single by a certain age yet for whatever reason they don’t do the same thing towards men

ugr8one · 2021-01-03T18:51:38+00:00

Or with high blood pressure and heart disease, and parents who need care, on and he believes marriage is a scam.

akashyaboa · 2021-01-03T17:50:43+00:00

Why is this so true? They be wearing sports wear to official events and think they can say what they want in their future wife. Like yeah good luck with that

maya11780 · 2021-01-04T02:44:56+00:00

And then think a woman should just fall for them because of their “wonderful” personality and that having to open their wallets is ridiculous.

My dad is 50, a serial cheater and deadbeat, a womanizer and user. He’s let himself go and has medical issues. He called me last year asking if I know any young, hot, “Latina or Hispanic women” that would be interested in him (we’re Black)

Even if I did know any women that fit his description, no woman deserves that. And he really thinks that he wouldn’t have to spend money either because like I said, he a cheap deadbeat.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-01-04T03:45:51+00:00

Men now have half the sperm counts of their fathers, likely because the world is far more toxic than it once was. Basically, the more years a man has on earth, the more time he has to soak up the mutagenic shitstorm. This also has ramifications for physical and cognitive health and longevity.

Of the 50k or so poorly regulated new chemicals in daily circulation, it's known that the vast majority are more toxic to males because testosterone severely inhibits methylation while estrogen is protective. An exception to this are certain fracking chemicals which are more toxic to females. Word to the wise: don't live near fracking operations and date health-conscious men.

If men seem to be generally acting like an endangered species these days, it could be because they are. But naturally rather than putting blame where it belongs for their increasing fragility (regulators and big, bad, scary chemical companies), many blame women.

2021-01-03T21:14:27+00:00

"I JUst WaNt a hUg NoW". "I JuST NeED a CUtE GF tHat LoVEs Me" Boo hoo, coming back to wanting genuine love after frying your brain receptors with porn and doing an irreversible damage. You made your bed, now lay in it. Alone

Pasdepromesses · 2021-01-03T17:14:32+00:00

I never understand who said that men age like wine.

vocanine · 2021-01-03T21:53:00+00:00

bUt MeN aGe lIkE fInE wInE!!1!!11!!! WoMeN jUsT gEt UgLiEr BuT oLdEr MeN aRe SoOoOoooOoOO aTtRaCtIvE

CaktusJacklynn · 2021-01-03T20:53:00+00:00

And they never think they are dating out of their league when they do this.

sugaredberry · 2021-01-03T21:13:00+00:00

Just saw a post in r/ dating from a guy who said he focused too much on his career, missed the boat, and his promotion doesn’t fulfill him. Ohhh welll....

TheOGJammies · 2021-01-03T18:27:29+00:00

Hahaha Michael Jordan has always dressed like an old man who picks his clothes out in the dark. There’s whole Twitter and Instagram pages dedicated to his god awful outfits. He’s a billionaire and his pants are still never tailored right lmaoooo. https://twitter.com/hohighlights/status/1257129126227406849?s=21

420allavodka · 2021-01-03T19:51:57+00:00

Maybe us women need to stop being so god damn forgiving all the time and letting these bums return to you after cheating on you. For fucks sake STOP IT. Block block block. I’m tired of you pickmeshas ruining the fucking game

Wildestrose1988 · 2021-01-03T17:21:28+00:00

Then they accuse us of doing this LOL

2021-01-04T05:23:12+00:00

It's hilarious because they literally accuse women of this saying they spent their prime years riding "the cock carousels".

When really men spend their prime years chasing vaginas and then wait until they hit a mid life crisis to try and settle down (which usually means trying to snag a really young woman to be his maid mommy).

wellimjusthere · 2021-01-04T05:07:58+00:00

I dated a 32 yo man in MS with no kids and only one divorce and thought it was a catch. He wanted kids! Hurray! 6 months in he clearly had never lived on his own or had any ability to raise kids. He was mad a kid made noise in a store. Dumped him and back to square one once I get the vaccine

Susieannak · 2021-01-03T18:56:36+00:00

i cant stop laughing lmao

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2021-01-04T15:31:55+00:00

Plus, most of them also have abusive tendencies because they never learnt how to relate to women in a romantic/ relationship sense...

mitzislippers · 2021-01-03T21:16:04+00:00

AAYOOO LMFAO I FELL OUT WHEN I READ MICHAEL JORDAN JEANS 🤣🤣🤣

climbergal928 · 2021-01-03T19:22:23+00:00

Omg this!!!!!

Ok_Satisfaction1911 · 2021-01-04T01:36:15+00:00

😂yup

-sIm0n3 · 2021-01-03T18:37:17+00:00

Hahahaha 😄👌🏽.

Left-Requirement9267 · 2022-06-08T12:06:13+00:00

Omg the Michael Jordan jeans hahahahhahaa

Mystro_22 · 2022-08-08T19:04:44+00:00

Keep crying lmao 🤣

switchitbitch · 2021-01-04T00:28:20+00:00

A man who has never been married by age 30 has something seriously wrong with him.

Title	No thanks
Author	Shefthegooddog
Upvotes	5588
Comments	192
Date	January 3, 2021 4:36 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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