Where is the lie though???

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-09-05T16:31:36+00:00

"Fuck gender roles! I do all the chores and I pay all of the bills while he does nothing!"

Really stuck it to the gender roles there, my girl!

purrlikabaws · 2020-09-05T16:32:50+00:00

Just things pickmeishas say

VirtualSpacedCadet · 2020-09-05T17:45:41+00:00

Some guy made a post in my Facebook group saying women need to compliment men more cause they barely receive them and I told him to cry about it and the pick me girls came out in droves to call me a bitch and I also got called an incel which was wild to me

notreallyhere123456 · 2020-09-05T20:33:51+00:00

Pick mes always remind me of this monologue 😂

“Men always say that as the defining compliment, don’t they? She’s a cool girl. Being the Cool Girl means I am a hot, brilliant, funny woman who adores football, poker, dirty jokes, and burping, who plays video games, drinks cheap beer, loves threesomes and anal sex, and jams hot dogs and hamburgers into her mouth like she’s hosting the world’s biggest culinary gang bang while somehow maintaining a size 2, because Cool Girls are above all hot. Hot and understanding. Cool Girls never get angry; they only smile in a chagrined, loving manner and let their men do whatever they want. Go ahead, shit on me, I don’t mind, I’m the Cool Girl.

Men actually think this girl exists. Maybe they’re fooled because so many women are willing to pretend to be this girl. For a long time Cool Girl offended me. I used to see men – friends, coworkers, strangers – giddy over these awful pretender women, and I’d want to sit these men down and calmly say: You are not dating a woman, you are dating a woman who has watched too many movies written by socially awkward men who’d like to believe that this kind of woman exists and might kiss them. I’d want to grab the poor guy by his lapels or messenger bag and say: The bitch doesn’t really love chili dogs that much – no one loves chili dogs that much! And the Cool Girls are even more pathetic: They’re not even pretending to be the woman they want to be, they’re pretending to be the woman a man wants them to be. Oh, and if you’re not a Cool Girl, I beg you not to believe that your man doesn’t want the Cool Girl. It may be a slightly different version – maybe he’s a vegetarian, so Cool Girl loves seitan and is great with dogs; or maybe he’s a hipster artist, so Cool Girl is a tattooed, bespectacled nerd who loves comics. There are variations to the window dressing, but believe me, he wants Cool Girl, who is basically the girl who likes every fucking thing he likes and doesn’t ever complain. (How do you know you’re not Cool Girl? Because he says things like: “I like strong women.” If he says that to you, he will at some point fuck someone else. Because “I like strong women” is code for “I hate strong women.”)”

VrHastaLaMuerteBaby · 2020-09-05T22:14:36+00:00

You should post this on r/starterpacks. I can only imagine the amount of seething from LVMs and pickmes in the comments. Or I'll post it if you don't mind?

dazzle158 · 2020-09-05T17:17:35+00:00

Oh god, this is true in real life too, I hate when people call me stupid or dumb for liking reality tv and getting my nails done. But then guys will literally play fantasy football and fawn over sports stars and that’s “normal”.

textbasedpanda · 2020-09-05T17:18:00+00:00

Are those rings actually rubber bands?

mybellyhurts_ · 2020-09-05T20:04:56+00:00

“I’m not like other girls”

nocturnalis · 2020-09-05T17:03:24+00:00

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prettylittleliongirl · 2020-09-05T16:32:37+00:00

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Salt_Satisfaction · 2020-09-05T18:30:54+00:00

Don't forget the kinkmeishas who love porn and argue with you even more than men about how bdsm/rough/CNC porn is totally fine and there is never any abuse or rape involved.

Hipster-Aurora · 2020-09-05T19:57:13+00:00

Don't forget the desperate "Am I the only girl who hates/doesn't do [girl coded thing] but likes [guy coded thing]?" fishing posts to show how unique and special they are.

Hennyyenni · 2020-09-05T16:23:06+00:00

which one of you queens made this? 😂

Fitncurly · 2020-09-05T20:19:46+00:00

Real queens 👸🏻 get real gold 💍 while pickmes get Reddit gold 😆

mrCNeverSleeping · 2020-09-05T16:22:52+00:00

This one’s gonna send em screaming 😇 Just plain ol truth

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-05T17:19:26+00:00

...and doN’t forget the pick mes who follow your comment into your messages to let you know how much they hate you for disagreeing with them. 🙄

biscuitbutt11 · 2020-09-05T23:30:49+00:00

Also known as the ‘Cool Girl Trope’. She eats pizza, she drinks beer, plays video games, she lets you raw dog it, fuck other women. She doesn’t expect s h i t from you. She’s the cool girl!

__kamikaze__ · 2020-09-05T20:23:22+00:00

Crying at the ideal boyfriend 😂😂😂

buffysummerrs · 2020-09-05T22:27:02+00:00

Hahahahaha Omg! Yes! Anytime I see women who talk like this, I literally roll my eyes.

These are women who need acceptance and reassurance in their life. Something happened to them that they need a “wow you’re such a cool girl!”. Brown nosers I guess for a lack of a better word. It’s pathetic.

Also, I love when you see ugly engagement rings and girls say “I dunno. I wouldn’t mind it if I got it, just saying 🤷🏻‍♀️ “

Oh and they gotta do that little 🤷🏻‍♀️emoji I posted and say “just saying”. The passive aggressive sheep mindset emoji. My favorite. Like stop pretending to be this “cool” chick. Guys DON’T care. They say “awesome.” But in real life they would walk all over you and emotionally abuse you. They still think you’re stupid and easy. You’re just proving to them that dumb women exist and they’re laughing inside. Online they just like that a woman is agreeing with their crappy LVM behavior.

2020-09-05T19:13:27+00:00

Rubber band ring 😂

Caz1542 · 2020-09-05T17:31:31+00:00

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Proud-Purpose · 2020-09-05T17:38:56+00:00

Only thing this pic is missing is "donate to my patreon and subscribe to my onlyfans tee hee".

(Jk, most dumb plebbit women actually do this for free.)

BasieSkanks · 2020-09-05T16:31:24+00:00

😂

RamenUndergraduate · 2020-09-05T21:10:51+00:00

Not the pinky 😂

whatevertoton · 2020-09-05T18:28:26+00:00

Bwahahaha! Yep!

oh_beach_please · 2020-09-05T17:56:32+00:00

LOL DON'T FORGET MY ONLY FANS BOYS

PessimisticAna · 2020-09-05T23:22:43+00:00

I comment on a tumblr inaction post recently and a girl defended the mens reaction...so I called her out and cue the downvotes

ilovewriting_13 · 2020-09-05T16:32:56+00:00

Why the big boobs ? 🤣

Milobear27 · 2020-09-06T00:12:41+00:00

Himpathy. I was just listening to a podcast about the excessive empathy society has for men.

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/scene-on-radio/id1036276968?i=1000420995544

ElonsSideBitch · 2020-09-05T22:06:10+00:00

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Mulkvistee · 2020-09-05T23:32:29+00:00

Me: drinking a psl and laughing along with how right this is. Gets to the hates Kardashians part and feels called out, but the end of that blurb mentions hating all things mainstream when I remember I'm drinking a psl. It was an emotional rollercoaster lemme tell ya 😂

mscristalconnors · 2020-09-05T23:33:07+00:00

I really really dislike pick me ass women. Y’all are annoying!!

zbplot · 2020-09-05T21:42:47+00:00

The diamond-hate on Reddit is so intense!

huevos_and_whiskey · 2020-09-06T15:55:23+00:00

I love the added bonus of giving gold to well thought out comments on topics I care about - usually self help subs and, more recently, here - because it goes against the hivemind. Most reddit gold goes to such inane crap, I like to do my part to counteract that where I can.

Adawritesrules · 2020-09-05T18:42:54+00:00

This is funny, in a cringe way. But still funny. And so true.

gimmeyourbadinage · 2020-09-06T00:58:39+00:00

Honest question - how does this sub feel about the Kardashians?

I’ve always been a fan, and after finding this sub I’ve tried looking at a lot of things thru the fds “lens” so to speak... and I still like ‘em. They may be vain, vapid, and materialistic but damn if that’s not a powerhouse group of women running an empire with almost no man in sight. I never really see them discussed here and they’re in this meme so it made me think.

HaveNoIdeaWhatToPick · 2020-09-05T22:16:52+00:00

I honestly don't know in what kind of dark place you have to be mentally to turn into such a pick me.

chatrebelle · 2020-09-05T20:45:39+00:00

OMG I-

FleetingDaisy · 2020-09-05T21:55:14+00:00

Hahahaha love this 😄❤️

2020-09-06T00:28:34+00:00

the ideal boyfriend pic. im screamingggg

AFineDogMom · 2020-09-06T03:10:19+00:00

Omg so sickening because it's so true. Ugh. As a recovering pickme this turns my stomach. It is so true.

BabyGotBantz · 2020-09-06T00:33:43+00:00

A lot of this is true, but Nothing wrong with hating the kardashians and shorter guys are usually overlooked but make better boyfriends/husbands. Not midgets but guys who are a little shorter than average is okay.

321tina321 · 2020-09-06T04:33:11+00:00

god i love this subreddit <33 pleaseee grow your website community!!

dazzles67 · 2020-09-06T05:48:53+00:00

Just a thought: is the "I'm not like other girls" thing the equivalent of guys being like "not all men"?

Title	Where is the lie though???
Author	Hennyyenni
Upvotes	1846
Comments	178
Date	September 5, 2020 4:17 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/in3uwm/where_is_the_lie_though/
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