I’m just going to leave this here: “Mick Jagger, 78, is finally settling down with 35-year-old ‘gal pal.’”

thegenuinedarkfly · 2022-01-14T17:17:43+00:00

Imagine that coming at you for some lovin’.

🤮🤮🤮

electroloop · 2022-01-14T17:22:45+00:00

Lmao gross, she had sex with a man that old AND managed to get impregnated.

No amount of money in the world is worth that nightmare 🤮 congrats sis.

ceramicunicorn · 2022-01-14T15:50:41+00:00

“35 year old full time nurse/escort/nanny combo deal”

Eh. Let’s hope that after the surrogacy part, the only thing she actually has to do now is just sit back and relax, aside from some light platonic companionship duties and of course developing a relationship with her set-for-life child. Mick can afford to pay for the other stuff.

SwampDwellingPirate · 2022-01-14T17:50:50+00:00

Imagine marrying a literal human raisin. What has patriarchy done to women 😭

lansburysoda · 2022-01-14T17:13:19+00:00

Mick Jagger is at his estate on the Caribbean island of Mustique with Melanie Hamrick, 35, who gave up her ballet career after giving birth to their 4-year-old son, Deveraux. “They’re an official couple. He cut the strings with every other lover,” said my source. “He’s introducing her as his girlfriend, having cast aside his other girls.”

Excuse me while I vomit 🤮

InspectorGadget07 · 2022-01-14T16:44:25+00:00

This is how you know it’s not about the girl herself. He’s been with a long string of legendary models etc. I doubt this woman is so unique either in looks or personality that she just happens to outshine all the others he’s dealt with in his near 80 years on earth.

I doubt she’s prettier, wittier, or of superior personality or moral fiber.

As far as commitment goes she didn’t outperform nor was she any better than any of the other women. She just happened to be around and open when he felt like doing that for his own selfish personal reasons.

I’m not saying this to degrade her in any way.

Just to debunk the very common habit some women have of thinking they must be less than the woman who comes next. Especially if she gets a commitment where they couldn’t

It ain’t about proving yourself in any way or lacking something/ being unable to provide something another woman just happens to have. Although they love to string you along and make you believe that. It’s just them doing what they want, when they want and the chips falling where they may with whatever woman they happen to be with at the time

elainejay82 · 2022-01-14T17:10:42+00:00

He looks like a walking wrinkly old ball sack.

Mcccy · 2022-01-14T16:40:50+00:00

Dear almighty lord what's wrong with his face?!

capresesalad1985 · 2022-01-14T15:56:06+00:00

Janice Dickenson, a model who dated him said he had a pinky sized dick.

Novemberinthechair · 2022-01-14T17:08:06+00:00

Well, someone has to wipe his ass when a nurse isn't around.

kinkardine · 2022-01-14T15:59:53+00:00

The stark difference in skin elasticity!

Bonds_Girl · 2022-01-14T16:54:28+00:00

This is a 43yr old age difference. This is not JUST an age gap, this is a f’ing joke.

Senior_Raise180 · 2022-01-14T17:45:01+00:00

Just came here to say, wow, I had no idea Mick jagger was that impressively unattractive

FlockAroundtheClock · 2022-01-14T18:00:11+00:00

Ew, ew, ew. His face looks like a wrinkly ballsack and she's so pretty. What is she doing?

bleda_princezna · 2022-01-14T16:14:21+00:00

researchingeverythin · 2022-01-14T16:46:03+00:00

Mc Jagger looking like one of those raisin skinned washed up walruses. Typical of some men to want to finally settle down when they're a stroke away from the coffin. Immediately no.

Kampungmonyet · 2022-01-14T17:18:08+00:00

It’s only acceptable to have sex with Mick Jagger if you have a time machine and set it to the 1960s!

The_Cat_Empress · 2022-01-14T18:06:48+00:00

He looks like such a goblin, ew!!!

Men who settle with beautiful young women deserve to get drained...honestly any woman willing to put up with his geriatric ass deserves to dig him.

Not only that, but the bubbling misogyny under the surface from years of music business? Blech.

BedazzledSwashbuckle · 2022-01-14T18:07:11+00:00

OMG. That poor girl. Does she have vision insurance? Glasses and contacts can be so costly, I know. Can anyone help get her in front of an optometrist stat?

Efflights6 · 2022-01-14T18:43:59+00:00

Remember ladies dignity is more significant than someone else money. Also that washed up raisin can die any second now and she could be left with nothing.

OnlyPaperListens · 2022-01-14T21:15:20+00:00

I know the news cycle has a short memory, but I do not. He has "settled down" many, many times before.

corkymuu · 2022-01-14T16:27:42+00:00

Wow, he looks one foot in the grave.

preppykat3 · 2022-01-14T19:14:50+00:00

I’m sick of pretending like I don’t find the women in this scenario gross as well. Nobody’s forcing her to be with that dried up old raisin but the more this happens the more men expect it. It doesn’t help us when so many pick me’s have no issues providing men with things they don’t deserve.

FREEBRITNEYBITCHH · 2022-01-15T01:01:25+00:00

OH MY GOD CAN YOU IMAGINE HAVING TO FUCK THAT CRUSTY OLD SCROTE I NEED TO SAGE MY HOUSE JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

melympia · 2022-01-14T15:49:44+00:00

Yikes! Why, oh why?

mandiefavor · 2022-01-14T17:56:42+00:00

Mick Jagger has eight kids with five women, including this one who is four decades younger.

Brian Jones already had five kids before he died at the age of 27. He also beat the shit out of Anita Pallenberg, which is why she left him for Keith Richards.

Bill Wyman (original bassist) married 18-year-old Mandy Smith when he was 48… he had been sexually involved with her since she was 13/14. The actual marriage didn’t last long, but for added cringe Wyman’s son then married Smith’s mother.

And then you factor in all the drugs… But women threw themselves at these men.

I sometimes wonder how well it would go over if there was a female singer who acted just like Mick Jagger.

ironglaciers · 2022-01-14T21:04:35+00:00

I hope his money is worth it. So gross.

ScrappleSandwiches · 2022-01-14T16:25:57+00:00

He might be the best BF in the world, but 78 is old.

FlappyMcBeakbag · 2022-01-14T21:09:39+00:00

Gross. Jagger has 8 children with 5 different women. Looks like 4 of his children are the same age/older than Melanie. Barf.

bioqueen53 · 2022-01-15T00:25:31+00:00

Can't believe he settled for a woman who already hit the wall at 35! /S

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-01-14T21:34:17+00:00

He could pass for her grandpa 🤣

ReadLearnLove · 2022-01-14T20:36:45+00:00

These two have a mutual delusion society going. The language of the "report" is truly grotesque, but sadly, many readers will just lap it up without any question. Disgraceful.

MiaNaim · 2022-01-14T20:42:00+00:00

Eww, 🤮🤢🤮

malibooyeah · 2022-01-14T21:01:04+00:00

Voms.

lolmemberberries · 2022-01-15T00:20:50+00:00

I don't even know where to start regarding how this disgusts me.

AshlandSouth · 2022-01-15T02:54:57+00:00

Eww. He looks about 100 years old.

nutterbye · 2022-01-15T00:40:13+00:00

🤮

Unfit_Needleworker · 2022-01-15T04:25:52+00:00

Literal gag.

Davina33 · 2022-01-14T23:49:25+00:00

This is so gross, I lost my dessert.

SearchLightsInc · 2022-01-15T00:55:49+00:00

I actually laughed at that picture 😂

NotMyRealName814 · 2022-01-15T12:25:44+00:00

First off, Mick, you weren't even attractive or talented when you were thirty five years old. What a fucking prick.

Thesseli · 2022-01-16T02:04:15+00:00

I hope she takes him for everything he's worth.

TempDetect · 2022-01-19T14:46:17+00:00

Oh girl. No.

paperwasp3 · 2022-01-15T15:15:41+00:00

Gross! But she put in her time, so she should get his stuff when he dies. Which could be soon by the looks of him.

Title	I’m just going to leave this here: “Mick Jagger, 78, is finally settling down with 35-year-old ‘gal pal.’”
Author	ScrappleSandwiches
Upvotes	675
Comments	134
Date	January 14, 2022 3:40 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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