Comeback queen

justforfds · 2021-01-20T14:54:14+00:00

I can see some of these men losing all composure or coming out attacking you. The hypocrisy.

I'd respond with a laugh and "Lighten up, It's a joke"

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-01-20T15:52:08+00:00

omg imagine saying "Im really into small dicks" and seeing which mens faces light up

_mooness · 2021-01-20T16:36:46+00:00

I’m a length lady AND a girth girl. I’m also a bicep bitch, and a chiseled jawline chick....since it’s apparently ok to reduce people down to their body parts?

I swear, if men were objectified the way women are they’d wage war.

Scrutinizing our bodies, clothing, and life’s choices.

Imagine if we did that to them 🤔

Oh yeah, we do here at FDS

...and they hate it

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-01-20T15:04:21+00:00

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Sensitive-Ad8553 · 2021-01-20T15:18:43+00:00

How has “boob and ass guy” become such normalized terms? It’s literally just dehumanizing a woman to the point where she is just a body part...

MerleErEnPerle · 2021-01-20T15:46:51+00:00

I'm an empathy girl

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-01-20T15:29:57+00:00

I can already hear the crying from the double standard creeps

rainbowicecoffee · 2021-01-20T17:33:14+00:00

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ugly-princess · 2021-01-20T15:28:50+00:00

I asked that question to my boyfriend one time, he answered with "I'm more of a face guy, I don't like to think like that" and I almost cried 🥺

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-01-20T16:37:43+00:00

"Sorry, I'm sapiosexual"

When they start telling you about their kinks: "I have an intelligence fetish"

Watch their faces fall.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-01-20T19:01:01+00:00

LVM: "I'm a boob/ass man."

Comeback: "Do you keep your collectables in the freezer like Dahmer or do you have them taxidermied, Buffalo Bill-style?"

LVM: "Aren't you worried you're a bit old to be pregnant? There are risks."

CB: "If he's born with defects, I'll name him after you."

LVM: "How old are you?"

CB: "Are you phishing for my pin or just measuring me for a coffin?"

LVM: "You date yourself with your taste in music/films/whatever."

CB: "I don't have to date myself. I don't binge on webcam porn in mom's basement to the point I forget how to converse with real-life members of the opposite sex. It's nice up here in the light, lots of amazing people. You should try it."

LVM: "You must hate all men."

CB: "Wow, you must live in a realm where all men are abusers, harassers and rapists and worthy of hating if you think that. You should get better friends."

misszazie · 2021-01-20T15:06:20+00:00

No, I don't think we should respond at all to these kinds of people. Yes, turning the tables on them might seem good, but we're just encouraging their behavior actually.

Block and delete.

ItsFreezen · 2021-01-20T16:48:00+00:00

Scrotes would get hysterical.

sweetestpineapple · 2021-01-20T14:37:33+00:00

Fair game

LeighHolloway44 · 2021-01-20T16:27:50+00:00

Brilliant. 🖤

pineycitrusforest · 2021-01-20T16:37:10+00:00

This is awesome.

-sIm0n3 · 2021-01-21T07:26:07+00:00

LOL, I love doing this. They can’t handle the heat when you flip it on them.

ItsApenin · 2021-01-20T23:55:12+00:00

Laughed out loud! Then shared it with my HVM. His response “Hahaha. That’s perfect. That should be the only reply.”

CaktusJacklynn · 2021-01-21T02:07:53+00:00

I hate dudes who say shit like that. I feel like a piece of chicken when they say that.

kycake · 2021-01-20T22:02:43+00:00

girth is more important than length as long as he is over 5 and thick i can work with that. but an ass on a man is also very important. so i guess i’m a girth and an ass girl. any time i’ve said that to a man he’d complaining that i shouldn’t judge him based on things he can’t control. ha. first of all sir u could make your ass nicer by working out and second of all i only date men i find attractive and satisfying cry about it. and btw i have a few physical traits that are important to me where as every guy i know will openly talk about literally every part of the woman’s body and how he wants it to be, all while bitching about women having any preference for his appearance.

Sewud · 2021-01-20T18:19:58+00:00

I into guys who don't say that!

Eldest_Muse · 2021-01-22T05:58:41+00:00

I only date doctors.

myeggsarebig · 2021-01-20T16:16:29+00:00

And I hate big penises too. They’re damn annoying!

XxShykatxX · 2021-01-21T00:09:15+00:00

Absolutely brilliant!

MonicaLSolis · 2021-02-01T18:13:26+00:00

This is my favorite post on Reddit

Interesting_Day1188 · 2021-02-14T23:57:58+00:00

A girth girl... this is brilliant.

horrorqueen797 · 2021-03-12T19:12:46+00:00

I used this in the wild.

Can confirm it seems to work very well 🤣🤪

And they're the 'logical' sex. Tell him his peepee isn't all that and he'll cry like a little girl.

Edited due to bad grammar.

Title	Comeback queen
Author	azureangel35
Upvotes	8239
Comments	120
Date	January 20, 2021 2:25 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/l1a5so/comeback_queen/
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