I often hear men rejoicing about the fact that women will hit the "wall" and lose all of her sexual value. The reason why this occurs is jealousy. An average man does not have the same level of options that an average woman does, which can be frustrating for him. This frustration is what causes men to place their hopes in the "wall" which will hopefully even the playing field.

There is no wall.

Grannyfishing is a form of catfishing in which you pretend to be a decrepit old woman. It's a fun way to pass the time if you're bored. My current grannyfish is a 69 year old morbidly obese granny named Bertha in San Francisco. I have hundreds of guys in my DM's right now asking for sex. Plenty of them are good-looking too.

"But guys swipe right on everything! These men don't actually want to date Bertha!"

Here are some of the messages I received.

"God damn, you look good for 69"

from a 24 year old white man named Paul

"69 is my favorite position"

from a 23 year old black man named Alex

"Hi Bertha, I'd love to take you out for dinner sometime. My treat!"

from a 30 year old indian man named Amir

"Sex?"

from a 26 year old white man named Joe

"I wanna suck on your tits"

from a 22 year old white man named Ben

"Hello Bertha, would you like to go on a date? I'd love to know more about you"

from a 25 year old white man named Ian