I…am speechless

shockingupdate · 2021-08-26T03:34:45+00:00

He’s too old to be just now learning that women on their periods do not baste in their own blood in the bath. And she’s too old to be apologizing to a man nearing middle age for his own ignorance wtf

deathfromabovekitty · 2021-08-26T03:51:52+00:00

Dunno about you ladies but I just start blastin my period all over the place like a super soaker.

Woe to any males who find themselves in the crosshairs of my red tsunami..

Merryprankstress · 2021-08-26T03:35:26+00:00

"I know a lot about it"

Furiously pounding (X) to doubt bro

Nobody-wants-ur-PP · 2021-08-26T03:05:18+00:00

What did he think she'd be sitting in a bath full of her own blood or something?

lansburysoda · 2021-08-26T03:29:20+00:00

We really need to invest more in basic human biology and sex education 😭🥴

Fuckdoesithurt956 · 2021-08-26T04:36:01+00:00

So performative 🙄 "I will if you really want me to." She wanted you to the first time she asked.

DandelionScreaming · 2021-08-26T03:35:46+00:00

Why do I imagine him thinking she’s gonna be sitting in a tub full of blood or something 😂

purziveplaxy · 2021-08-26T04:30:47+00:00

It's really a good thing he didn't go in the bathroom, women's period blood mixed with bathwater, as everyone knows, can lure men to drown themselves in it. The Crimson Death they call it.

oliveial4185 · 2021-08-26T03:06:46+00:00

Oh my god, what is happening? Where are these women finding these men? This is so bizarre. I have no words.

LilyFuckingBart · 2021-08-26T04:04:52+00:00

Do…. Do they think we just sit around in a pool of our blood?

cliterally_speaking · 2021-08-26T04:53:08+00:00

Notice he calls it gross and weird, then adds “if you want me to I will though?” And “I’m happy to if you want me to” - ugh, this is manipulative as fuck. Obviously she wanted him to or else she would have never asked from the start. He could have just been of service when asked and if he didn’t want to come back a second time just leave the bottle by the bath. It’s clear this is likely one of her “love languages” and it’s a bid for connection. He’s making sure she never ever asks him again to rise above the bare minimum to the point where she is apologizing to him.

I honestly cannot respect a man like this, if he can’t accept me in my full totality as a woman (blood and all) then he just doesn’t deserve any access to my body and being. PERIOD!

Superb-Cancel9071 · 2021-08-26T03:18:36+00:00

Men cockblocking themselves

ItLou · 2021-08-26T04:13:39+00:00

He edited the fuck out of this. No doubt.

WatIsThis52 · 2021-08-26T04:28:10+00:00

I love how he adds he didn’t want to “make her self-conscious and upset.” Whatever, dude. Don’t try to say you did this for HER. You only refused to see her in the bath bc you think periods are gross. Grow up.

YesPleaseMadam · 2021-08-26T04:25:32+00:00

again i have to ask: where are these women finding literal children to date and why do they do that?

cliterally_speaking · 2021-08-26T04:20:22+00:00

In one of his other posts he shares that he was his present GFs first partner while he has plenty of sexual experience, but that he can only last for 5 minutes. He says it’s great for him but awful for his GF who has yet to experience an orgasm. So not only does this scrote lack a basic understanding of women’s biology, he can’t last more than a few pumps. Between that post and this one it’s very clear he doesn’t care about her. Useless porn addicted clown 🤡🍤

3lbsofjewelry · 2021-08-26T03:36:50+00:00

I just...I don't even...why are men so oblivious of a woman's reproductive system? Like give me a diagram of the male reproductive system and I can label all the shit in there, and describe how it works. They can't be that dumb right???

Nat_at_all · 2021-08-26T04:41:01+00:00

He’s a immature “weirdo “ for being grossed out by periods and is absolutely the asshole. If he doesn’t want to ever think about menstruation then he should leave women everywhere alone.

Platipus6 · 2021-08-26T04:58:52+00:00

I wonder why she's shy and self-conscious?????

Couldn't possibly be this cockwomble's passive-aggressive mindfuckery????

Back to zero for this poor woman.

I_know_right_AS_IF · 2021-08-26T04:30:55+00:00

Men want us to happily swallow their cum and lick our lips yet won't come into the bathroom for 3 seconds because of ewwie yucky period?! 🙄

08__80 · 2021-08-26T04:58:55+00:00

Please tell me they roasted the fuck out of him. There is no excuse to be this stupid.

TululahJayne · 2021-08-26T05:05:59+00:00

How many times did this guy say "top up her wine."😂😂😂 Jesus fucking Christ i didn't even read the whole thing and I'm not going to.b

bootyinspector9000 · 2021-08-26T04:20:18+00:00

I'm a little worried about the girl getting drunk in the bath every day? I mean I sure would be if I was dealing with this bs.

Gourmay · 2021-08-26T05:13:58+00:00

I have PCOS so this makes me particularly angry given how irregular periods will usually be and what a fraught relationship most of us have with all of it. I hope no one in the PCOS sub sees this because a lot of women in there are already super down on themselves.

FlockAroundtheClock · 2021-08-26T05:35:57+00:00

Are men really this stupid and pathetic? Was he expecting a scene from a horror movie or something? Guys this ignorant about women have no business being allowed inside a vagina.

TululahJayne · 2021-08-26T05:06:40+00:00

Also this sounds like fanfic. It's made up as hell.

bigsquishycatface · 2021-08-26T07:16:24+00:00

can we just mention the sentence “the conversation went (via mobile as i was gaming)”?? cracked me up and says all you need to know about this guy tbh

Repulsive-Ad1092 · 2021-08-26T07:21:24+00:00

Male brains be like:

Watching rape scenes on TV: OK.

Watching period blood: NOT OK.

HereForTheFreeFoodOk · 2021-08-26T04:59:02+00:00

Meanwhile they think it is totally cool and normal to splooge over any surface and even think its AOK to request cum on your face.

They think their bodily fluids are sacred.

The stupidity is stunning.

Edit: Not to mention pissing everywhere in public like dogs

SkiesEclipse · 2021-08-26T05:40:44+00:00

Just tell him you’re bathing in the blood of your enemies. Or you’re a vampire having her midnight feast. He’d probably be able to handle that better than some vagina blood.

VanessaViews · 2021-08-26T05:07:52+00:00

Jesus Christ I've emptied my menstrual cup in front of bfs and they were unphased by it and these weren't even great bfs. This guy... I have no words

Sister_cat · 2021-08-26T07:26:20+00:00

„Ive really helped her get over [self consciousness]. A lot.” Made me cackle🙄

TriggeredQuilt · 2021-08-26T06:45:19+00:00

Men like this who still think a NORMAL BODILY FUNCTION is gross are truly the weakest link. Jesus Christ. Good luck girl.

NowTruly · 2021-08-26T08:24:18+00:00

I know I should be a-bubbling with rage at this neckbeard’s quest to be America’s next Top Scrote.

But the comments here are killing it! I literally almost peed myself laughing while scrolling.

Damn, I love you ladies.

Ayxmiii · 2021-08-26T07:40:37+00:00

Man baby.

CroneRaisedMaiden · 2021-08-26T08:26:42+00:00

You ladies don’t fill up the bath tub of blood once a month and just sit in it ? It was hard to write that with a straight face

Bbeautifulbitch · 2021-08-26T06:40:33+00:00

geillis from outlander vibes

Novemberinthechair · 2021-08-26T08:59:11+00:00

He's really into the phrase " ...top off her glass of wine."

He's too old to be afraid of human physiology like that.

PinkPetalCdistbeauty · 2021-08-26T08:30:21+00:00

Massively lazy piece of male weirdo example #842,789.

fancypantsdance92 · 2021-08-26T09:23:35+00:00

This poor bastard fails to realize that if this poor girl stays with him, he's just single handedly killed their flirty bath tub moments for good. I can feel how she would have felt... That awful stinging feeling of feeling unattractive and not cared for. It immediately brings a tear to your eye and breaks your heart a little bit. There is no time in any relationship where I've felt that way in which an apology has ever helped. I've just stopped doing the thing that caused the behaviour and subsequently dumped that person. Every. Fucking. Time.

On a lighter note - I love these comments ugh you girls ❤️

Defiant_Error_ · 2021-08-26T09:16:48+00:00

What a loser

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-08-26T09:22:54+00:00

This fucktard actually thinks women marinade in their own blood if they take a bath on their period 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

Big-Paleontologist13 · 2021-08-26T13:15:18+00:00

why bother topping up her wine right? it’s not like he GETS tO hAVe sEx with her after the bath while she’s bleeding. what a pig

Title	I…am speechless
Author	Thereismorethanthis
Upvotes	515
Comments	88
Date	August 26, 2021 2:59 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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