I can’t even

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-08-03T18:39:10+00:00

They missed off 'I'm committing emotional incest'.

pearlspaghetti · 2021-08-03T19:52:08+00:00

When the pickmes realize their scrote husband ain’t shit, they invest 100% of their effort into making their son into the husband they never had. Being with their son is akin to being the “other woman” in an affair. These little “princes” grow up with zero backbone where mommy is concerned and her needs will always come first. 🤢🤮

FrenchHeel · 2021-08-03T23:22:09+00:00

Finally found the female equivalent to the rifle toting dad who likes to scare boys trying to date his daughter. I hope they live trashily ever after.

RabidWench · 2021-08-03T22:50:47+00:00

Oooohhhh, new vetting strategy! ANYONE WHOSE MOTHER HAS THIS SIGN CAN IMMEDIATELY BE DUMPED. They will invariably be more trouble than any relationship is worth.

hyperjinxx · 2021-08-03T23:58:49+00:00

That’s a lot of words to say “my only form of male validation is through my son bc my husband is disappointing”

AnnoyedSpaz · 2021-08-03T23:32:29+00:00

This is the self proclaimed "boy mom" whose sons Brayden, Kaiden, and Ayelmaoden punch walls and she proceeds to say "boys will be boys" while giggling on a half-disintegrated lawn chair with a coozie beer and cigarette in one hand and box wine on the table.

jupitarianrise · 2021-08-03T18:49:27+00:00

woman who had a baby with an emotionally unavailable scrote gets all the love and validation she needs from her son (the other man in the house). she commits emotional incest, has internalized misogyny to the point where she’s jealous and proud of making a younger woman’s life miserable, and is not ashamed of it one bit

Yikes

_mooness · 2021-08-03T19:51:54+00:00

Maybe it’s just me, but it sounds like this woman is upset she can’t fuck her son.

08__80 · 2021-08-03T19:26:13+00:00

No thanks. Stick him back up your vagina where he belongs.

Leavix · 2021-08-03T21:04:55+00:00

She's missing "I'm absolutely blind to any wrongdoing of my son"

catlady4u · 2021-08-03T18:45:21+00:00

Mom hasn't yet realized the umbilical cord was cut.

mashibeans · 2021-08-03T21:06:58+00:00

This is cringe as fuck yes, but so is the grown ass man who just enables his mom. I'm not gonna blame him for being subjected to this when he was young, but once you are an adult and have your own independence, you are responsible to enforce that independence, and boundaries, to your parents.

But it's a lot easier for these type of sons to keep the emotional incest unchecked, since it means there's always a maid and free therapist who will tell him what a handsome boi he is, and how bad all women out there are.

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2021-08-03T18:45:23+00:00

Frankly, this is disgusting.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-08-04T00:48:39+00:00

Fuc*k off, boy mama. Nobody wants your son, Jethro. Also, incest is wrong, you dysfunctional pickmeshia. Get therapy.

More_Pothos · 2021-08-03T18:31:11+00:00

The Jocasta complex is strong with this one.

YesPleaseMadam · 2021-08-04T04:45:20+00:00

imagine trying that hard to get picked by your own son

cookiemonstergirls · 2021-08-03T20:56:25+00:00

Thats cringe. I cannot imagine coddling a grown man to that extent. Its abuse. I feel so sorry for the future gf or wife if mamas precious little spoiled brat man boy can even find a woman whose a big enough pick me to deal with that. ewww🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

psychsense · 2021-08-04T01:20:20+00:00

The first place cringe award 🥇 goes to this person

lolmemberberries · 2021-08-04T01:38:55+00:00

That's one really toxic cocktail of internalized misogyny and emotional incest.

Savorycorncake · 2021-08-03T20:29:19+00:00

Lmaooo you can have him, don’t worry

Confused_One_ · 2021-08-03T18:46:35+00:00

Another reason I won’t be dating for a loooooong time, LVM ex had the craziest family issues.

munissa · 2021-08-04T01:23:16+00:00

Initially I rolled my eyes and then I laughed. Please keep your child. We don’t want him and we don’t want you.

GIfuckingJane · 2021-08-03T19:10:57+00:00

How trashy

MsXxSelfDestructxX · 2021-08-03T21:34:14+00:00

then his momma can keep him no one will want him lol

4everdoe · 2021-08-03T20:40:09+00:00

“If you’re not going to wipe his grown ass and hold his hand through life then move over sweetie cause I will”

whenthingsconsidered · 2021-08-03T23:01:24+00:00

I mean, with that, she doesn't need extra means to send away a woman

purasangria · 2021-08-03T19:56:48+00:00

Oh, fuck all of this. Hiding behind mama's skirts? Nope.

blackmetalbetty · 2021-08-04T04:54:30+00:00

Lol and yet the son still ends up ignoring, hating or killing her for all that. Mommymartyrs, gotta love 'em.

imarriedmybookshelf · 2021-08-04T01:23:12+00:00

Reminds me of an ex's mom. All yours you social climbing mama. All his shit streaked underwear and booger covered jackets.

randomgirl34861 · 2021-08-04T06:19:26+00:00

These are the same moms who think that any woman who allows their son to make his own dinner or do his own laundry is abusing him 🤪

vforvendetta87 · 2021-08-03T18:30:46+00:00

My ex narc’s mom’s mantra.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-08-03T20:23:27+00:00

Son or boyfriend?

MadamLeFay · 2021-08-03T21:06:42+00:00

I would like to tell her, "Whatever your son does to my daughter, I will do to him", but that sounds nasty.

Street_Narwhal_3361 · 2021-08-03T22:16:52+00:00

Incest is a stinky look to rock there, mama.

darling89 · 2021-08-04T01:05:00+00:00

🤢🤢

strangerinthealps_ · 2021-08-04T04:09:13+00:00

Going back to jail? 😳

whevblsht · 2021-08-04T04:09:22+00:00

They need to say it louder for the girls in the back. So that we can avoid these loser momma's boys.

basicbagels · 2021-08-03T20:36:44+00:00

Typical narc mom. They are sooo prevalent these days!

saralafontaine · 2021-08-03T21:52:16+00:00

Reminds me of how in Saudi Arabia if a woman’s father and husband die then she is by default in the custody of her son.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-08-04T05:59:58+00:00

yeah, she can f@ck him too

lilac-hiraeth · 2021-08-03T22:08:14+00:00

As a mother, no. I invest heavily into my children now so they know how to invest appropriately into their future partners. My sons partners ever come to me with concerns, he’s having a sit down discussion with me about them.

Ironsculpture · 2021-08-04T11:04:55+00:00

She wants to fuck her son, we can tell.

ConstantNurse · 2021-08-04T01:34:35+00:00

This is the equivalent of the fathers who take pictures with their teenage daughters holding a shot gun. YUCK!

HengroenAndLlamrei · 2021-08-03T23:11:20+00:00

I’m getting some Game of Thrones vibes from this, and not the dragon part of the show if you know what I mean.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-08-04T04:12:32+00:00

Okay, Jocasta... 🙄🤮

revengeofgivingtree · 2021-08-04T02:28:54+00:00

Tell me you have poor boundaries without telling me you have poor boundaries

spinsterchachkies · 2021-08-04T16:22:31+00:00

InaneObservations · 2021-08-04T15:28:45+00:00

What the fuck is this, Hobby Lobby's version of a ransom note from the Son of Sam's mommy?

Bitch, keep him.

FDS-GFY · 2021-08-04T15:42:18+00:00

Jail? Jesus Pickmeisha get a life. What a trash mother.

2021-08-06T11:34:05+00:00

"Going back to jail"???

CrepeCraze · 2021-08-04T11:21:28+00:00

Whomever made this has been HURT before

Altowhovian93 · 2021-08-04T13:48:49+00:00

Ummmmm … does she not realize that most women are socialized to be the family manager and that if she can’t get along with her DIL, DIL may not let her be around the grandkids? This kind of crap gets MILS put on JNMIL.

Title	I can’t even
Author	Previous-Focus-2013
Upvotes	742
Comments	88
Date	August 3, 2021 6:27 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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