Scrote is trying to take his date to a storage unit to make her clean it!

MsWriteNow07 · 2022-01-22T05:06:01+00:00

Guys, not only is he trying to make her clean the storage unit, he wants it cleaned out so they can have sex in it because he’s tired of paying for hotels! I just…Thank God for FDS because this is the kind of bullshit men are out here plotting against us. You are not missing a damn thing once you cut off casual sex, because this is what men think of you when you do sleep with them upfront

Maingurl · 2022-01-22T06:25:00+00:00

Am I the only one who thinks he lives in the storage unit?

Aromatic-Owl8808 · 2022-01-22T05:17:56+00:00

Sounds like Silence of the Lambs

BetaNatalis · 2022-01-22T07:28:53+00:00

I’ll just gloss past all the main blunders…….how does being a part-time nanny equate to being good at (let alone enjoying) cleaning and organization?? Is he planning to pay her? Is that why he repeats the “part time” part? Surely this is a shitpost.

ennu_i_sao · 2022-01-22T06:04:44+00:00

Yeah, he doesn’t want a date. If he wanted a date he could just do literally anything else if he was creative enough. He wants her to do all the stuff he feels too lazy to do, then perch and fulfill all of his sexual needs, and not even compensate her with a good time or at least dinner. Honestly so many men like him out there, I don’t even feel like this is trolling. It could be a true story.

Also, coming from an experience of someone I went to high school with, it’s slightly worse when people in this situation don’t rent a motel even once and then try to entrap each other with a pregnancy.

Platipus6 · 2022-01-22T05:24:03+00:00

I've seen this episode of Hoarders..

Bbeautifulbitch · 2022-01-22T06:02:21+00:00

Buddy deserves to get locked in his storage unit and sold for $1 on one of those storage locker reality tv shows. That’d get it cleaned up good 🗑

Kylie_Fan · 2022-01-22T06:05:37+00:00

Oh boy, what's next, asking her out to shovel horseshit from the stables? Pull weeds in the garden? 🙄

scorchedsouI · 2022-01-22T07:39:08+00:00

Since she's a part-time nanny he says. No mention of whether he's planning to pay her for this service, obviously he isn't.

Does he think taking care of babies for money makes a woman pathetic enough to agree to do unpaid cleaning services for some scrote's filthy storage unit?

calaverarosacorazon · 2022-01-22T07:23:35+00:00

I cannot. His response on emphasizing that she is a NANNY just clearly shows how much this low life scumbag has the nerve to look down on her. Because if he loves her, i dont think mentioning she is a nanny is necessary, like “ no problem, shes used to cleaning up shit of other people so she should be helping me but i dont want her to get turned off with me bec that would mean i wont get free sex”

I feel bad for his girlfriend and I hope she drops this ahole.

Sage_Planter · 2022-01-22T05:57:16+00:00

These are the men that complain that they get "friend zoned."

Because they're asking their date to clean literal garbage up.

Then they scratch their balls and wonder why women aren't fawning over them.

ifhewantedtohewould · 2022-01-22T10:01:37+00:00

————————— Hell —————————

The bar is down here

AmeliaEmiliaEmma · 2022-01-22T05:24:30+00:00

LOOOOL wtf is wrong with men?? he has to be trolling

millennialpink2000 · 2022-01-22T05:00:36+00:00

WTF is wrong with men? Asking a woman to come clean your storage unit as a date??? Are you mentally ill???

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2022-01-22T05:04:21+00:00

What the fuck. Come stand by a freezing cold sheet metal shed full of garbage, and help haul the trash to the dumpster. What a great experience! And neither is really single.

VanessaViews · 2022-01-22T05:21:06+00:00

Maybe if he wasn't wasting 85 dollars a month in the storage unit he could afford another hotel stay. But to answer his question ice-skating. You go ice skating

europoor24 · 2022-01-22T06:37:24+00:00

Oh my lord.. of all the things you can come up with I’d be afraid for my life if someone wanted to take me there.

Attheatelier · 2022-01-22T08:40:31+00:00

I can't with posts like these anymore. Like I'm glad we're highly aware of these types of men and the red flags to look out for so we can avoid them from the start but also it's genuinely depressing to me to read the kind of BS men try to pull off. It's unfathomable to me how a man can do something like this and not think it's inappropriate/wrong/offensive to us.

crazykitten27 · 2022-01-22T11:25:30+00:00

Why on earth does he have food in a storage facility? I bet he LIVES in there! It would also explain why he's had to pay for hotels for them in the past.

addie_berry · 2022-01-22T05:28:31+00:00

This was actually the premise for an episode of “Millionaire Matchmaker”. The man wanted a woman who wasn’t afraid to “get her hands dirty” with work so their first date was her helping him haul trash 🤡

Aggressive-Complex79 · 2022-01-22T08:21:03+00:00

I think he’s tired of being his ‘representative’ and is ready to show who he really is so he can start getting what he wants from the relationship. He should definitely go ahead and ask her to visit the storage unit so she can see how much of a pig he is, and what her life will look like if she continues to date him.

pyramid_fud · 2022-01-22T07:02:59+00:00

I had a guy, second date, ask me to go help him clean his static caravan, as it was the end of the season. He had been renting it out, so it wasn't even his mess. I declined.

qazzovuoi · 2022-01-22T08:09:02+00:00

Is that a rapekill plan I even stopped watching true crime documentaries but still

AnniaT · 2022-01-22T11:20:02+00:00

Why would a man even take a woman to a storage woman for a date?? And what does her being a part time nanny have to do with her cleaning the storage room??

Why can't this scrote take her to a restaurant or something?

Hope the replies roasted him. If you don't have money to take women on proper date you don't date, period.

_mooness · 2022-01-22T13:16:05+00:00

He lives with his family, that’s why he has paid for hotels in the past. Idk why he has food containers in the unit, but from what he says he still lives with his family. I think his mom probably cleans up after him at home, so his hoard isn’t showing there.

Did you guys get the bit at the end there where he admits cleaning a storage unit isn’t an actual date, but going to a store, now that’s an “interactive experience”✨

What a time

TERFSareawesome · 2022-01-22T05:09:33+00:00

Imagine if they heard about this during the victorian era. Like instead of reading poetry and sending letters and giving gifts that they knew men would be "courting" women by expecting to clean up filthy storage rooms filled with rotting food. What would they think?

kangaskhaniscubones · 2022-01-22T14:33:32+00:00

What a joke. Men don’t deserve women.

SpiteTomatoes · 2022-01-22T15:12:28+00:00

Honestly dating is so hard bc I do more romantic shit by myself than any man has tried to initiate w me. Never will forget being invited to paint a man's house for our second date. His house he and an ex bought together lmao Like, how hard is it to invite someone to a botanical garden or museum or something?

Risoa · 2022-01-22T13:09:04+00:00

Wow he sure likes her a lot

pat_labor_of_love · 2022-01-22T16:04:40+00:00

This dude lives in a storage unit. He doesn't deserve a gf. Broke boys don't deserve no pussy.

seadragon6 · 2022-01-22T16:27:28+00:00

Ah, yes, the cold weather cousin of the hallowed "field date"

Shot_Presence_8382 · 2022-01-22T17:11:22+00:00

The biggest piece of garbage in the storage unit is....the man himself 🤣🚮🗑️

JessyJK · 2022-01-22T15:24:32+00:00

This had me in tears. 😂 He must be trolling, right?

kiss-my-axe-scrote · 2022-01-22T08:20:35+00:00

What in the cheapskate hell did I just read? Is he serious? Talk about the bar being in hell. He sounds like a hoarder and all-around freak.

aquietsword · 2022-01-22T06:19:04+00:00

No woman on earth would agree to this, right? I really hope that's the case, in which case I'd tell op it's perfectly fine to ask her to clean his storage unit. Keep those flags bright red my guy.

mothboon · 2022-01-22T18:16:07+00:00

Omfg fix your life before you have the audacity to ask women to be in it. Gross 😑

JulyParade · 2022-01-22T16:54:53+00:00

It's time to call Adult Protective Services for this guy. Yeesh!

fierce_and_mighty · 2022-01-22T22:08:53+00:00

I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING

Kimpractical · 2022-01-22T22:12:23+00:00

The bar is in the hell of another planet in a different galaxy in an alternate universe. You should be banned from dating if you even think of this as a good idea

abby_ch238 · 2022-01-22T18:27:11+00:00

Also anyone who’s seen You should know not to go into a storage unit with a man.

gingerwabisabi · 2022-01-22T19:00:11+00:00

He "finds himself overspending?" Way to refuse responsibility. Also, eh is completely aware it's a bad idea and STILL wants to take advantage of her?!? What in the world is wrong with this guy.

vaporwav3r · 2022-01-22T19:18:09+00:00

I tried hard to find the original but could not lol he must’ve gotten flamed off the Internet. I’m

mtan15 · 2022-01-22T21:18:31+00:00

Basically wants to know where he can do to get his D$£k wet and wants to know if she'll come back if it's a mess. No sense cleaning it first I guess.....

xfelugirlx · 2022-01-23T00:56:55+00:00

The audacity!!! I’m done

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-01-23T01:46:54+00:00

Um…if somebody invite me to a storage unit for a first (or second or third…) date, I’d think he’s a serial killer.

spinsterchachkies · 2022-01-23T07:16:07+00:00

This asshole is actually thinking about how to get HER to clean out his storage unit, then fuck him in it. That’s a “date” idea lol

Sheravenous · 2022-01-24T00:03:02+00:00

This is a great confirmation for my decision to put a hold on dating until restaurants and other typical date venues reopen.

LVM have been having a field day not having to plan or pay for dates.

Sorry but a guy who isn't a worthless POS wouldn't even think of bringing you to his dirty storage unit.

Also, notice how scrotes suddenly get soooo creative when it's time to waste a woman's time or pull a fast one on her.

PicoPicoMio · 2022-01-24T02:39:04+00:00

She is a nanny therefore he is owed her free labour 🙄

Scrote is trying to take his date to a storage unit to make her clean it!

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IF HE CAN'T AFFORD A PLEASING COMFORTABLE PLACE HE DOESNT DESERVE SEX SO DON'T GIVE IT TO HIM !!!

Title	Scrote is trying to take his date to a storage unit to make her clean it!
Author	Competitive_Bar8657
Upvotes	951
Comments	100
Date	January 22, 2022 4:53 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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