Truly embarrassing

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-07-02T20:10:07+00:00

Omg the visuals 💀

Sea_Hag · 2021-07-02T21:04:27+00:00

Shoving an oyster in a coinslot is what we used to call it 🤣

sassyheather · 2021-07-02T20:53:36+00:00

I absolutely hate that. For something this soft and squishy it sure did hurt as hell when my ex did it

klops_fighter · 2021-07-02T21:06:57+00:00

Please just tell me that doesn't happen... Just lie to me I don't care 👀

Cairenne · 2021-07-02T20:12:09+00:00

Great, now I need to bleach that memory from my brain again. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Solid-Liquid · 2021-07-02T19:48:45+00:00

My ex used to slap his dick on my vagina like it was a pack of Newport’s😒😒 still never got hard

ScrappleSandwiches · 2021-07-02T18:39:12+00:00

I would like to unread this, ha

tryingbutfailing2223 · 2021-07-03T01:42:25+00:00

OMG....my ex husband did this. I think I just NOW realized this is a sign of ED. WTF.

Edit: My mind is seriously blown ya'll.....like....WTF!?!?!?

IAteTheDragon · 2021-07-03T04:01:43+00:00

Oh no😖, the oofing and poofing while trying to squish a soft one in a vagina is but the saddest attempt ever imaginable🧦. Like, sir, your peen is clearly not made for penetration, tuck it back in your pants please🙄

Mcccy · 2021-07-02T19:46:49+00:00

How do I unread something.

myoklife · 2021-07-02T21:12:49+00:00

Hey totally unrelated but how much undiluted Clorox does it take to forget this post and my entire life

cakewalkofshame · 2021-07-02T22:35:08+00:00

This plus dry-ass pussy is the WORST, it's like what the fuck are we even doing here and why

WaySeraSera · 2021-07-03T00:26:03+00:00

Flashbacks of this combined with stealthing. True story 🤬

cherriesandmilk · 2021-07-02T23:07:33+00:00

I never want to have sex again

honeydewmelonz · 2021-07-02T19:34:30+00:00

I don’t understand this lol. Rolling their D’s up? and stuffing them in women like sleeping bags?

feelgoodlost_ · 2021-07-02T19:08:10+00:00

🤣 Well then. She did not give a shout out to the one pump chumps/premature ejaculators, they feel left out.

lessadessa · 2021-07-03T03:06:51+00:00

Lmaooo omg this made me laugh so hard. I’ve sadly experienced this

BeckyStocks · 2021-07-02T23:01:49+00:00

🤭🤭🤭

Rosee-lil-feet · 2021-07-02T23:16:08+00:00

😭☠️

Muffcakelord · 2021-07-03T00:56:32+00:00

Took me a while to understand wtf was being said and now i don't know if i regret understanding it or not

BetterDeparture436 · 2021-07-02T23:59:09+00:00

That visual omg!!! :D

Newwavesupport3657 · 2021-07-03T01:05:45+00:00

ewwww.

Jandi18 · 2021-07-02T21:02:02+00:00

I wish I could unsee this

Aksentia_Ivanovitcha · 2021-07-03T07:02:00+00:00

Well if the comments here give me one thing it is that though my standarts were subpar and still need fixing on many things, at least in the soft dick department i know how to manouver the situation. In the case it would start getting soft we either change position, do something else that is sexy, have a little break to chat about our day, go to the bathroom, etc, or just stop for that day. (That is in case hes hv and not the type to take offense when i ask to stop, as if hes being told hes providing bad sex)

It helped that my ex for example was of the opinion that he doesnt have to cum every time so there was no problem to stop when we feel motivation is getting low, its natural.

As im now dating again id say id like to brainstorm for signs a man who would be doing soft dick fucking.

TheOGJammies · 2021-07-03T06:54:11+00:00

ROFL

SpecificPatience8 · 2021-07-03T01:13:42+00:00

A beautiful day to be fruity✨✨

laffytaggy · 2021-07-03T14:33:07+00:00

Oh my, I didn’t know men do this. So I haven’t even seen it all? 😱

proudpine · 2021-07-02T18:45:45+00:00

Truly ghettotastic

s_slayer · 2021-07-03T17:08:47+00:00

I got so lucky, my bf is almost always hard as a rock and doesn't need to squash it in, he just grinds on me till he gets hard. Incidentally he also watches little to no porn, as far as I know none and I'm with him almost 24/7. My ex was impotent and sex happened only a few times in years so I deserve this. My bf actually apologizes if we don't have sex every day. I don't always want it but he's so fricking sexy I usually want it several times a day. Will never be with an impotent man again. It was terrible. I'm sure porn and/or weird fetishes are behind a lot of ED.

ussr_ftw · 2021-07-04T16:32:08+00:00

they do WHAT NOW

EsotericKnowledge · 2021-07-22T18:58:54+00:00

[to quote Archer] zey are, how you say? pushing rope

Title	Truly embarrassing
Author	Cala6794
Upvotes	1717
Comments	124
Date	July 2, 2021 6:23 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/ocg12w/truly_embarrassing/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/truly-embarrassing.788255 https://theredarchive.com/post/788255

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