What LVM really mean when they say...

_mooness · 2021-02-01T17:46:58+00:00

“I’m a traditional guy” I’m a misogynist

“I’m a feminist” I want to get woke brownie points, but I’m still a misogynist

“I want someone who is open minded” You better be ok with abuse-kink and polyamory

“I’m a simple guy” I’m basic as fuck and you shouldn’t expect much from me

“I’m down to earth/chill” I don’t want a high maintenance girlfriend

RA85373 · 2021-02-01T14:48:08+00:00

“You deserve better than me”

I’m a horrible person who will definitely hurt you but I like to play the victim and want you to coddle me and tell me how great I am.

kazoogod420 · 2021-02-01T13:53:02+00:00

my experience with college aged men: “i’m not looking for anything serious right now.”

actually means: “i want to use you for sexual and emotional gratification and give you nothing in return, then gaslight you for being angry about it.” 🤢

LevellingUpTime · 2021-02-01T14:17:31+00:00

"I have a kind of dark sense of humour"

-"I like to laugh about women being raped or abused and expect you to laugh along too"

blilola · 2021-02-01T14:18:57+00:00

My other favourite is: “I’ll take you out for dinner after we see how this goes” what he actually means is: “I want to waste your time, and force you into performing as a girlfriend to prove worthy for a meal”

Imaginary_Bed_2572 · 2021-02-01T14:52:17+00:00

I’m bisexual heteroromantic but I need an open relationship with men to fulfill my sexual needs = I want an open relationship so I can have sex with men but still want the stability and privileges that comes with having a wife so I’m gonna marry you and knock you up but leave you most nights so I can be with men so you’ll be doing all the hard work while I have all the fun.

onlyeightfingers · 2021-02-01T14:45:56+00:00

I’m polyamorous/believe in open relationships = I’m using this new age bs to have multiple girlfriends so I no longer have to have any shame about stringing multiple women along plus now you have to openly fight for my attention and compete against my other “loves.” Make no mistake, I’ll never fully commit to you and any children we accidentally have will end up with an absent father.

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-02-01T14:26:30+00:00

I just want to add the other extreme in regards to the first point you made, men who want a dominant woman in the bedroom, in my experience they are lazy, difficult and annoying, they want the a woman to do all the work and have mummy issues and porn addiction, in the same way men who want a submissive woman. A healthy, intelligent non-porn addicted man who respects women will want her to be niether dominant nor submissive, he will appreciate a woman's natural femininity (none of the fake/forced feminity) and will also appreciate and respect her assertiveness, they are balanced people who are attracted to healthy balanced people who don't call themselves or other people subs and Dom's or try to treat each other as such.

letsberealforamoment · 2021-02-01T16:54:28+00:00

"I like strong, independent women!"

I like women who make more money than me and i only want her to be strong and independent until i feel emasculated because she isn't being the pickme i secretly want.

"I like confident women"

I like women with no sexual boundaries and are totes cool with anal, forced sex, bdsm and will do anything that I see in porn

eatchickpeas · 2021-02-01T16:26:24+00:00

the thing about men insisting they marry and make the woman settle is that theres no guarantee he will stay committed. society has no problems with fathers having mistresses or banging the secretary at work. but god forbid a mother sleeps around

RihannasThirdWife · 2021-02-01T15:38:00+00:00

"It's my place in the household to be the head."

This infuriates me. Even more so with men who are religious. I consider myself a Christian but sometimes I wonder if Christian men are even worth it. They're just as bad as non-religious men, if not worse.

ThatOneCuteNerdyGirl · 2021-02-01T19:10:59+00:00

“Diamonds/big rings are soo overrated, don’t be so materialistic” = I’m a cheapskate low-value clown who will skimp out on you at every possible opportunity and you’d BETTER be happy with the cheap, minuscule ring I feel begrudged to give you. If you even get one at all, because iT’s ReAlLy ThE tHoUgHt ThAt CoUnTs” 🤡🤡🤡

Papaverinum · 2021-02-01T15:11:20+00:00

"I will never cheat on you!" means " Oh I will cheat on you"/"I'm already cheating on you!"

"You're the love of my life" means "I will dump you in 3-5 months"

"I love you BUT...." means "I don't really love you".

anna_6658 · 2021-02-01T18:53:44+00:00

“If you want to be equal, you have to split the bill” what he really means is that he is cheep and doesn’t care to take you out on the date.

miloba_ · 2021-02-01T19:58:22+00:00

“You’re really difficult to read” = It will be my personal mission to get you to let your guard down on MY timeline, and whine and complain if you don’t give me what I want by then...even though I’ve done next to nothing to earn your trust.

myeggsarebig · 2021-02-01T16:57:28+00:00

“I just believe a man should have 2 or more wives, I don’t know why I feel this way, it’s just intuitive.”

“I know I’m a dirtbag, but I don’t want to change bc I don’t have to”

just-peepin-at-u · 2021-02-01T19:03:46+00:00

When I dated back in my early twenties, a lot of guys I dated with really skinny. I don’t body shame (unless they bring it first, then all bets are off), but these guys sure did. They HATED bigger women and made a point to constantly talk about how much they loved me being 120 ish pounds.

When I started dating guys who were actually in really good shape and lifted a lot? They liked me being “in shape,” but didn’t care if that was 120 or 135. You know why? Because the skinny guys felt self conscious about it and needed me to be smaller than they were so they felt more masculine and looked bigger by comparison. The guys that were in shape didn’t need to worry about that.

It is the same with these dudes who go on about “submissive.” They aren’t respected because of their shitty personalities and lack of work ethic/achievements, but they need you to be submissive to them to make up that deficit.

ima35yearoldwhiteman · 2021-02-01T20:32:49+00:00

“I’m a nice guy, I don’t get why girls just don’t give me a chance” - I’m a loser who’s addicted to porn and anime and I lack enough maturity to have proper conversations so this leads me to manipulate, gaslight and never hold accountability for when I fuck up. girls also don’t go for me because I reek of desperation and nobody finds that attractive, but I lack the self-awareness and accountability to see myself for my flaws and work on that. :-)

DallasM19 · 2021-02-01T18:16:12+00:00

" I speak fluent sarcasm"

-im likely emotionally and psychologically abusive and I'll gaslight you into thinking my mean-spirited comments are funny and that you're am immature snot for not agreeing.

miiju86 · 2021-02-01T18:08:09+00:00

It's so sad, but you're just right with that. Our toxic "culture" & the over the top pornification down to every small corner of our daily lifes resulted in so, so many men not looking for a partner, but for a kind of personal servant. Property.

Flee when you hear / see those things. You wont find love in such a man. It's sad, but true.

I don't say they can't heal. But id they do - in that time they don't need a new relationship. It would just result in two wrecks, instead of just one.

Stay safe, all of you!

ima35yearoldwhiteman · 2021-02-01T20:35:18+00:00

“I have a dark sense of humour” - I’m actually not that funny but I’ll make racist, sexist and ableist remarks and pass it off as dark humour so hopefully nobody knows how much of a shitty person I am.

Yeah_hey_kittycat · 2021-02-01T21:54:55+00:00

“I don’t like drama” - I can get pissed, punch holes into walls when I feel like it, or be all brooding and withdrawn and you better come running over to comfort me like my mommy did (or should have). But if you ever feel neglected or have ANY needs of ANY kind... nah, I don’t “do drama”, calm down, and stop acting so high maintenance, crazy, and emotional... it really puts guys off you know...Life’s too short to have to deal with your irrational emotions. Be cool and chill like me.... until I’m pissed out of my fucking skull or depressed then you better fucking understand and comfort me while I ignore you and come up with a way to blame it all on you.

anotherdamnloser · 2021-02-01T16:48:14+00:00

I take this as I want submission, I want to be the boss, I don’t want her to have her own thoughts. Obedience. Sick.

MomoKun999 · 2021-02-01T20:35:54+00:00

“I want a woman who is serious about meeting someone” translates to ‘if you won’t meet me immediately and want to bang by the second date, I’m not interested.’ Alternatively; ‘Your desire to be cautious annoys me because I like to do things on my timeline as I’m self-centered and generally shitty.’

hivadufi · 2021-02-01T21:48:05+00:00

why "feminine" features always mean features of young girls or even a child? did anyone notice? ie perfectly smooth hairless skin, being very skinny, having very high pitched voice, large eyes and tiny nose

blue eyes and blonde hair is also most common in children, most women's hair darken from blonde to brown when they go through puberty, yet a lot of men prefer blondes over anyone else, and its not because blondes are rare since red hair and green eyes are less common than blue eyes and blonde hair

TheSuspiciousChard · 2021-02-02T01:40:44+00:00

women are gold diggers.

I have no money because I spent my 20’s and my 30’s, and every day since then playing video games and watching porn while getting an erectile dysfunction. These are my only kills, I blame women, they are so vain!

levelupqueen92 · 2021-02-01T16:44:40+00:00

"I want to have sex first to see if we have sexual chemistry. I don't want to waste months dating only to find out we are not compatible in bed."

Someone translate this for me.

BiscuitWoof · 2021-02-02T05:36:21+00:00

This is gold!! One time a guy literally put this in his dating profile (he actually put not negotiable in there too)

‘She must like games/ gaming (not negotiable)’

Translation: she must be a hot gamer e-girl, but she CANT be better than him at games. He will give her hell if she tells him to do something other than gaming. He won’t do chores or help around the house willingly. Not handy with DIY.

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Title	What LVM really mean when they say...
Author	tgxbjjbbno
Upvotes	847
Comments	128
Date	February 1, 2021 1:46 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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