Spotted this ad under "housing" on craigslist 😬

RiasXgremoryX · 2022-02-02T23:27:59+00:00

As someone who used to go apartment hunting on Craigslist in a big city, let me tell you this is only the tip of the gross iceberg. It gets waaay worse than this, a lot of perverts and predators lurk on there looking for women to take advantage of.

CountingDownTheDays5 · 2022-02-02T23:22:38+00:00

Translation: I am an old weirdo looking to live out my fantasy as my ball sack sags. Hopefully in your time of need you will help me with that, if not I will make you so uncomfortable during you stay you wish you never moved in.

LR_today · 2022-02-03T00:19:28+00:00

"Paying equivalent of $20 per day for a maid I can fuck/rape whenever I want. No fatties."

aurelia_86 · 2022-02-03T01:13:56+00:00

Another translation:

"My ex divorced me because I am a workaholic pervert who doesn't do housework.

Since then, I have found that no-one will voluntarily have sex with me. Since I am too cheap to pay for a prostitute, I would like to take advantage of a woman whose situation is so desperate that she will have sex for a roof over her head. Unless she is fat. Then no."

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-02-03T00:12:39+00:00

(runs through scrote translator)

He’s actually 65, 300 lbs, and his ex has a restraining order.

yairina · 2022-02-03T00:52:40+00:00

I would love to chat with his ex wife for coffee for the story behind why she left him

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2022-02-02T23:27:30+00:00

That is a lot of words for I am a shitty man who wants to exploit you in your time of need.

Platipus6 · 2022-02-03T00:29:47+00:00

Pay nothing but your dignity and mental health. Your next home will be the psych ward.

preppykat3 · 2022-02-02T23:57:27+00:00

This is why housing needs to be affordable. Nobody should have to be desperate enough to be taken advantage of like this…

katiekat0214 · 2022-02-02T23:21:22+00:00

Friendly/accommodating = have no boundaries, no wants, no needs of your own

no BBW = I am fatphobic and don't hide it, but saying "no BBW" also gives me free rein to fat-shame any woman at any time, no matter her actual size

25-50 = ideally naive, inexperienced so I can run roughshod over you in all possible ways

pay attention to me = we will sleep together sooner, not later, and then I'll proceed to take up all your time, eat up all the food, and consume all the air in the room, and be a gigantic manbaby

just keep the house tidy = be a mommy bangmaid with no wants or needs of your own

23eggz · 2022-02-03T00:03:05+00:00

I sometimes browse marketplace rentals just to see what kind of depraved stuff is on there...

This week's find: ofc, a (white) man looking for a female only roommate. The place is decorated so weirdly... it has little pictures of tropical beaches just everywhere... like fiji or the Bahamas... even on the fridge. Nothing else about the decor is tropical inspired or beachy at all.. no tropical plants just these sad little printed pictures. And the living room wall is just a TV surrounded by at least a dozen massive speakers. Very surreal looking space

He suggested this place would be good people who are new to the country, and listed a bunch of places within walking distance - but failed to mention that the neighbourhood is very dangerous and constantly stinks from a nearby poultry processing plant - which becomes downright disgusting in the summer.

The cherry on top was the Floorplan he drew of the apartment, with a huge ferret cage right in the middle. Ngl the ferrets were pretty cute but I really get a weird vibe from ferret people and given the rest of the space... yikes lol

thewetdog_ · 2022-02-03T01:15:23+00:00

This made me smile and I’m not being sarcastic

The absolute entitlement OMFG 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣 its almost innocent, dare I say wholesome in its delusion

It’s like…. BLESS HIS HEART 😆😆😆

A sucker like this is gonna end up tied to his bed frame in his underwear and getting everything including the windows blinds and AC unit stolen

NotMyRealName814 · 2022-02-03T01:00:39+00:00

Notice his upper age limit is still 3 yrs younger than he claims to be. Im surprised he didn't set a limit of about 18-25.

Years ago I went on 4-5 dates with a guy I really liked and things seemed to be going well but he owned several rental properties and one night he mentioned that he had a young woman renter who had lost her job recently and that he allowed her to pay her rent for a few months with sexual favors.

So I noped outta there really quick.

lunar_spring · 2022-02-03T00:09:08+00:00

The fact that he started the ad title with "Homeless soon?" is really disgusting. No shame or attempt to hide his willingness to take advantage of women who have literally no other options.

PerspicaciousCat · 2022-02-02T23:11:15+00:00

There’s just so much wrong with this..the fat shaming, the fetishization of bisexuality, the fact that he wants a live-in mother-prostitute. Just 🤮

ETA: also the “homeless soon?” in the title?! Just openly preying on women in unstable situations 😞

frostedgemstone · 2022-02-03T02:38:30+00:00

“25-50” but how much do you bet he’s fishing for a 17 year old

Tharwaum · 2022-02-03T02:52:06+00:00

So be a prostitute all the time and in exchange a dwelling that has 0 description

arnezuara · 2022-02-02T23:28:51+00:00

He’s looking for someone to use, abuse, and rape. This should be crime enough — taking advantage of young women in vulnerable circumstances.

I hope this creep gets reported.

KetoKittenAround · 2022-02-03T02:40:51+00:00

Free……

But totally not free.

Objective-Ad-5946 · 2022-02-03T00:37:07+00:00

I was going to make a post like this. This is EVERYWHERE now. I see posts all the time from men saying they have a room for a female but only if you will fuck them and clean up for them, and not even living there for free either. Most of the posts even want YOUto pay. So for $600 a month you could be someone's mommy bangmaid!! The state of the housing situation rn is very concerning

Competitive_Bar8657 · 2022-02-03T00:46:08+00:00

I think he's looking for a sex slave.

itsirrelevant · 2022-02-02T23:26:56+00:00

So another word old guy who doesn't care who knows that he doesn't view women as people. Cool

Unlikely-Marzipan · 2022-02-03T01:37:33+00:00

Wow “time to smile again” but it’s all about what services they can get from a woman. Really that entitled.

ItsFreezen · 2022-02-03T02:33:44+00:00

I'm really shocked this Scrote got divorced /s

sallyseethe · 2022-02-03T00:15:33+00:00

men attempt and succeed at taking advantage of women who are homeless

They are the forgotten women of society.

No_Sprinkles_6078 · 2022-02-03T01:17:03+00:00

He def has hidden cameras in the house

reddishfish13 · 2022-02-03T00:58:18+00:00

My instinct is to downvote this so that the creep dies in oblivion. Instead I'll upvote you so we can all make fun of The Audacity™️ instead!!

dating-adventures · 2022-02-02T23:30:26+00:00

🤢🤢🤢

souredskittles · 2022-02-03T03:55:37+00:00

So nasty, do they not see they are of no value 😂

theresalimit5 · 2022-02-02T23:16:35+00:00

Wow I wonder why this lovely man was divorced! Shocking!

paperwasp3 · 2022-02-03T03:40:51+00:00

Junior-Lion7893 · 2022-02-03T06:17:08+00:00

What sucks is that women are going to take their chances out of desperation.

Some naive young girl is going to take him up on his offer, and he knows this as well.

Hairy-Emotion5285 · 2022-02-03T00:19:11+00:00

Most men would try to hide their shitty personalities but this piece of work shamelessly posts this shit and expects a woman to actually bring him into her home? The absolute audacity, like my jaw is hung open as I type this smdh.

vilepurity · 2022-02-03T03:42:29+00:00

A crumb of respect the minimum age is 25. Daily reminded that if Leo posted that ad, the MAXMUM AGE would be 25.

Still disgusting though.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-02-03T19:37:38+00:00

Aka "Be friendly, give pussy"

🤮 Notice how he's 230 lbs but doesn't want a "BBW"? What a shitstain!

spinsterchachkies · 2022-02-03T16:57:52+00:00

Lmaooo 😂😂😂 How is this legal? Police pick him up he’s a whole as predator looking for vulnerable homeless women up in these streets. He’s probably got a torture cage ready to go

Muffcakelord · 2022-02-03T10:52:14+00:00

Ok but imagine being ripped and and taking on an offer like this and straight out just clean as you would anyways in your own home and threathen him whenever he talks to you or says he wants to throw you out

fireforestfairy · 2022-02-03T18:09:49+00:00

This is so creepy. I remember seeing men post similar "ads" on Reddit too but I can't remember which sub was that in.

Title	Spotted this ad under "housing" on craigslist 😬
Author	FDS-MAGICA
Upvotes	1036
Comments	113
Date	February 2, 2022 11:03 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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