I don’t even know what to title this one... 🤡

randomgirlimok · 2021-04-23T07:11:24+00:00

Don’t do shit for free

AnniaT · 2021-04-23T09:02:57+00:00

This is pure fanfiction written by an incel. And watch him get mad every time he gets to know about women keeping a roster of men until they decide which one do they decide to give a chance. Then suddenly we're evil though we don't use the men on the roster for sex, money, emotional labor or house chores.

sassyheather · 2021-04-23T07:05:23+00:00

“Start utilizing your plates” but meanwhile women are gold diggers

bebe_serbes · 2021-04-23T07:36:17+00:00

"Blew her back out." I can't begin to describe how truly revolting that phrase makes the man who speaks it look.

clairemaffeis · 2021-04-23T06:48:19+00:00

Plates? What is a plate? Lol

Platipus6 · 2021-04-23T07:23:33+00:00

All I see is a list of things to never do for men again :)

thx scrotes.

Keep fucking with us and no men will benefit from the patriarchy in a minute.

LunaPlanner · 2021-04-23T09:13:40+00:00

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saltaisu · 2021-04-23T09:50:11+00:00

Good reminder that if you do anything kind for a LVM, he will talk about you like this. He'll tell his buddies how stupid you are for doing him favors while he's fucking other women.

_mooness · 2021-04-23T08:32:36+00:00

Ok let’s be real none of this happened. This guys just a fucking loser jerking off to his Chad fantasy.

libramo0n · 2021-04-23T13:42:28+00:00

If this dude is taller than 5’7” I will be shocked.

companyofwolves · 2021-04-23T06:46:13+00:00

Fiction writing at its scrotiest :)

MysteriousLife7 · 2021-04-23T09:46:24+00:00

I made the mistake of reading this scrote's detailed comment on the thread, describing his "plates" in very degrading terms and taking pride in his so-called alpha male life and super meticulous tactics of using women. That fucking pickup artist content is so disrespectful that it's seriously NSFL (not safe for life) to read.

This alone is traumatizing me 😖 I'm fearful for my own well-being if I happen to encounter and get used by a vile person like this in real life. Even if he lies everything about himself and his "achievements", he's by no means the only case and nifty LVMs like this exist in abundance.

I needed to retreat back to FDS to keep myself sane, safe, and assured. Someone please send some consolation my way.

One more time, FDS wisdom continues to shine so brightly that turns my vision into 20/20: NEVER, EVER have sex with or do girlfriend-level chores for LVMs without any commitment and sufficient time to prove that he is worth your time and effort. These men have no qualms or morals at all in using you and ditching you like trash. Not in a fucking slightest bit.

GrapeJuiceEnthusiast · 2021-04-23T11:26:08+00:00

Why are males like this.

FabledAngryVillager · 2021-04-23T06:50:51+00:00

"every day, we stray further from god's light"

Tf am I in hell

Mcccy · 2021-04-23T12:44:20+00:00

But WE are toxic and should be banned?!!🤢

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-04-23T06:54:45+00:00

All women should join online dating, purely to arrange dates with men, arrange to meet them at a very specific place and plant a plate with a smiley face drawn on glued to a garden cane or stand and with a name tag on it, with the fake name given to them when the date was arrange. Let them have plates.

1Here4Bach · 2021-04-23T14:15:15+00:00

The absolute LARPing and fantasy writing that goes on in that sub is hilarious. It’s just a bunch of losers spending their days writing about what their perfect relationships would be like as if they’re real.

Men who actually live like this have no desire to brag about it to the dweebs in that sub.

anywaysheresrational · 2021-04-23T06:44:52+00:00

Just lol.

Now I'm the one that's lying

And I don't feel bad about it

That's exactly what you get

Stop interrupting my grinding (you're interrupting my grinding)

Had someone who tried something similar with me not too long ago.

I looked after everything but paid myself what was lowballed grossly before. No sex obvs (the thought of it... wtf).

0 shame.

Stop trying to fuck women over. Stop playing dumb.

You wouldn't dare to fuck over your homebois like this, why ? Because they'd beat you to pulp for the disrespect.

Rationally talking sense is not a language these entitled narcissist Red Pill freaks understand. They only understand the language of consequences and a taste of their very own Red Pill of rEaLitY. Swallow, babe.

doNt bE anGry aT tHe pLayErs, bE aNgRy aT tHe gAmE. I doNt mAke tHe rULes.

Oh, all of a sudden your hardcore sUrviVaL oF tHe fiTteSt backfires, and has you at the receiving end of the stick ? Suddenly you're not the fiTtEsT anymore and want hUmaN deCenCy oF soCiEty ?

Too bad, Chad. Should have shown human decency, self regulation and morals yourself. I would have gladly reciprocated.

What goes around comes around, and if you send around lies, using, objectification and disrespect that comes around right back at you.

If we're talking what these leeches deserve, it's a good beating indeed but that's illegal so I just take what I'm owed.

I see through your bs 100% and I take it personal 100% if you come at me with your limitless audacity.

I play along then outsmart you, and throw some of your dirt right back at you.

Stop trying to fuck women over. 🙂

ItsFreezen · 2021-04-23T11:38:08+00:00

Let's hope this abusive Scrote doesn't breed.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-04-23T13:00:42+00:00

I doubt he blew anyone's back. Women fake it so well it's sad.

Davina33 · 2021-04-23T06:49:14+00:00

I don't believe this one bit. He wishes!

AnniaT · 2021-04-23T08:52:23+00:00

Plates? What is a plate in this context? (English is not my first language)

yourstorywillgoon · 2021-04-23T09:25:59+00:00

What on earth is a plate?

halsprung · 2021-04-23T10:18:18+00:00

This dude has to be a troll. There is no way this is real, I refuse to believe

elainejay82 · 2021-04-23T07:48:55+00:00

They just had to come up with something to combat "scrotation." 🤣

It's funny that we can cause this, but the truth is men have been "spinning plates" for fucking centuries.

We have merely wisened up.

nothing998 · 2021-04-23T08:00:56+00:00

...I swear all men are evil. Either they are "chads" who pump/dump women, or they're "betas" who resent women because they can't pump/dump them.

Neither see women as actual human beings.

obeyy_killxx · 2021-04-23T08:08:14+00:00

He’s bragging... but what are the odds that the “house sitter” invited someone inside his home and had sex with them in his bed/couch/etc?

the-worst- · 2021-04-23T13:27:59+00:00

"And everyone clapped!"

Yea right, this guy probably doesn't have any "plates" and is just making it up for karma on a redpiller sub.

Watzoo · 2021-04-23T15:11:46+00:00

Fake or not, men seeing women as consumable products for men is not uncommon.

WildTenderness · 2021-04-23T13:21:44+00:00

How else can I take advantage of vulnerable and insecure women ?? 🥴

What a coward lol

sneakyveriniki · 2021-04-23T11:38:03+00:00

These are so fake it’s hilarious. Whoever wrote this is definitely a 38 year old virgin who lives in his mothers basement.

BeckyStocks · 2021-04-23T14:33:07+00:00

This.

They discuss, exchange ideas, strategize how to manipulate and USE us. Fuck them

LunaPlanner · 2021-04-23T11:01:49+00:00

I had to read this a couple of times to figure out what plates means. Men are so disgusting. What an awful person this is. If I could change my sexuality to be attracted to women then I would!

dollymyfolly · 2021-04-23T14:13:17+00:00

God, even if this is fake, hearing men talk about women like they’re soulless objects is so triggering to me.

lanzamealaire · 2021-04-23T11:42:58+00:00

I had a fling who one time tried to pull that number on me. Once I began to do the dishes...I began to drop them on the floor.

He got so mad...I guess y'all can piece the rest 🤩

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-04-23T12:38:01+00:00

What is this new fancy word "plate" I have not heard about so far? Where does this come from and what does it even mean?🤦‍♀️

Novemberinthechair · 2021-04-23T13:06:28+00:00

Is this real?

Suspicious-Leg-1407 · 2021-04-23T15:11:21+00:00

Lulz... I really miss the high fiction of field reports!

2021-04-23T07:44:24+00:00

Gross.

sassenachpants · 2021-04-23T16:59:09+00:00

Twice in a night. Suuuuuuure. That happened. 🙄🙄

Woman_on_Pause · 2021-04-23T18:18:25+00:00

I got nosey and went to the redpill sub. What in the name of Armie Hammer is going on over there?!?! It's been quarantined but you can still read it. I mean, I knew it was bad, but WOW. All because I hadn't heard of "plates" before.

2021-04-23T19:30:58+00:00

Men: WhY dO FeMiNiStS hAtE mEn?

Also men: degrades and demeans women in their pathetic, weird red pill fan fiction

Also looked at the comments and he said some woman he's "seeing" put her skincare recommendations in his amazon cart and he trusts her because she's a "model." Yes. Models buy skincare from amazon 😂

pozzalovah · 2021-04-23T17:08:59+00:00

What is a plate???

IDontAgreeSorry · 2021-04-23T20:00:09+00:00

Hahahahhahahahha. Sure sure! What else did your “plates” you keep on “rotation” do for you scrotie booboo?😂

mscristalconnors · 2021-04-23T20:32:48+00:00

Damn!! Why do men lie all the time? 🤣

missgelassenheit · 2021-04-24T09:21:13+00:00

This didn't happen so much it unhappened things that had

Ok_Neighborhood_6971 · 2021-04-23T23:45:19+00:00

Plot twist: She had other men in his bed

Half_Halt · 2021-04-24T01:42:00+00:00

I'll take "things that never happened" for $800, Alex.

cici_sweetheart · 2021-04-24T07:42:37+00:00

So what country calls women plates? Just wondering

the-lonely-spirit · 2021-05-04T02:31:19+00:00

Urban dictionary says a "plate" is a man/woman used primarily for sex.

Such dehumanizing language was definitely created by a man, lezbereal.

throwaway32132134 · 2021-05-04T04:06:10+00:00

I often wonder how men like this get one, let alone multiple women... If I was dating a guy and he EVER referred to me as a plate, as though I am an object. I would cuss him out until the cows come home and then leave. What a disgusting way to talk about a human being.

GlamorKiss · 2021-04-23T10:40:18+00:00

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Title	I don’t even know what to title this one... 🤡
Author	AcadiaLeather5071
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Comments	133
Date	April 23, 2021 6:43 AM UTC (5 years ago)
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