Excuse me?

PicoPicoMio · 2021-10-01T03:31:11+00:00

What the hell 😂 dude admit you want to regress to your childhood 😂 This is such bizarre behavior.

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-10-01T03:58:14+00:00

Wtf dude? And what’s really weird about this is… Instead of taking it from the baby’s bottle, he could literally just make some formula for himself… like put it in a coffee cup or something… wtf even is this?!

Like, imagine being this deranged and also being too stupid to hide it.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-10-01T03:33:10+00:00

Damn, what??? Is he one of those adult baby fetishists? He gonna start wearing a diaper and become a reddit supermod next?

This is one of the weirdest things I’ve ever heard.

bluemexicanblanket · 2021-10-01T03:33:08+00:00

i’ve heard of guys wanting to drink breast milk, never formula …

Nobody-wants-ur-PP · 2021-10-01T03:54:35+00:00

Scrotes all over the world be competing with their own helpless babies for milk: https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2020/jan/28/she-cant-say-no-the-men-who-take-breast-milk-from-babies

Is this the first world version of this problem?

thruwuwayy · 2021-10-01T03:51:18+00:00

Deliberately starving your infant child bc of a fetish for titty powder 🥺✨ just dad things 😛🍼

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-10-01T03:29:30+00:00

Fucking WHATTTTTT? He's stealing food from his own child? What has become of "men"? Where did they all go?

Also, she's paying for the child's milk? What does this ass even do?

sofiacarolina · 2021-10-01T03:43:27+00:00

omg. I wonder if he’s one of those scrotes that gets jealous when their wife has a child and is paying attention to the kid instead of them, hence why he wanted to split things 50/50 (not for equity reasons but so that his wife isn’t spending so much time with the child) and is taking out his contempt on the kid by drinking his formula or as some weird coping mechanism for how possessive he feels over his wife now that he’s not the only male (i think the fact the child is a son is a big part of this tbh..I feel like scrotes prob get more jealous of a kid when it’s also a male..) she’s paying attention to? like ‘i’m just as important as this baby so i’m also entitled to this formula’ lmao.. so much to psychoanalyze, so little time

daisy_0720 · 2021-10-01T04:38:14+00:00

This is abuse/neglect, right?? He's deliberately letting his own child go hungry to satisfy some sick fetish.

This woman needs to divorce his ass ASAP and tell everyone what a creep her husband is. Social shame is the only way to make a man suffer consequences and we need to start normalizing it.

detikripur · 2021-10-01T07:12:31+00:00

Well don’t know about any kink but the fact that he drinks from a baby bottle when he is supposed to feed him is worrying. I would make sure that the baby gets properly feed. I mean my childhood memories, since I can remember, were of my parents giving us food from their plates if we fancied something there. Especially my father would absolutely give us his stuff if he as much as noticed we were starring. Never has happened for them to take our food. This guy is an asshole and an idiot.

KindredMaximus · 2021-10-01T07:40:52+00:00

Ok - Ima tap out for the day. I thought it wouldn't escalate today beyond photoshopping a MIL head onto porn. I was wrong. What even are men? Something has gone so wrong with them - it's getting so far beyond my ken and my head hurts.

Gimmesomealcohol · 2021-10-01T03:58:13+00:00

This is disturbing and disgusting. I can't fucking believe it!

aquietsword · 2021-10-01T04:14:58+00:00

That poor child is going to grow up to be embarrassed of his own father. No way that man turns out to be a decent father. These men are revolting.

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-10-01T03:38:54+00:00

This gives a whole NEW depth to the term "Man-Baby" Literally competing for bitty with his own offspring is on par with the lowest forms of life. He is a parasite. Gross. I feel terrible for this women.

shljock · 2021-10-01T09:45:46+00:00

I just want to say for children that little even small reduction of food/hydration supply, especially for days or weeks on end can have life threatning consequences. On top of the infection issues. That man is fucking dangerous and she needs to run.

PollyannaPenny · 2021-10-01T04:58:04+00:00

Not only is this disturbing for all the obvious reasons. But also....baby formula is NASTY! My baby was just weaned off of formula and that shit STINKS (which is annoying because you cannot tell when its gone bad). Which means this dude worked to aquire a taste for it!

I hope this story is a piece of Reddit fiction. But, if not, this woman needs to take her baby and RUN!

kerean1997 · 2021-10-01T08:08:42+00:00

Hypothetically, because I'm childfree, if I had a baby, and their father did this instead of feeding the poor thing, I'd take the child away and kick him out. Not only is formula FUCKING EXPENSIVE, he actively ignores the safety of the child, and seems he's also selfish too. Disgusting.

annedr3ww · 2021-10-01T03:35:26+00:00

Wtf is wrong with men? Just when you think you heard the worst. … another story comes toppling the other one 🤢

BasketLow8411 · 2021-10-01T04:04:26+00:00

Jesus Christ men are weird. What in the actual hell??

Sewud · 2021-10-01T08:27:13+00:00

Unfortunately we can't put men in prison for things like that because there's already too many of them in prison. There should be another system like when a man does something like that he gets a non-dating card that disqualifies him from ever dating women again.

honeybadgerattitude · 2021-10-01T08:53:35+00:00

I’ve tasted my own breast milk and I’ve tasted formula just to see what it tastes like. It’s absolutely vile!! Breast milk is so much nicer and I can at least understand it appealing to men from a sexual point of view but formula? It has to just be jealousy. He’s drinking it so his baby can’t. She’s asked him to stop and he’s refusing. She needs to get the kid away from him before he does something else to punish a baby for getting the attention he feels he is entitled to.

lakat17 · 2021-10-01T04:40:53+00:00

Wow. This is absolutely degenerate. This man is literally stealing vital formula from his son and not taking responsibility of keeping the bottle hygienic and minimizing her concern about it. I can even articulate the depth of depravity of his unwillingness to pay to for his own baby’s formula. He’s egotistical and the mom and child need to be stay away from him asap

august-27 · 2021-10-01T05:14:25+00:00

I have to believe there were a series of red flags before this behaviour emerged. There’s no way a decent man just starts stealing his baby’s food out of the blue. I can’t. What a fucking nightmare

ashcantcatchabreak · 2021-10-01T03:56:40+00:00

Eating his infant’s food? Jesus Christ. Not to mention that if he isn’t sanitizing the bottles, then he isn’t really taking care of the baby’s needs when feeding… why why WHY is this mother allowing this to happen…I know women are not responsible for men’s behavior, but why isn’t she saying “no” and putting a stop to this?

the_parameters_align · 2021-10-01T07:31:41+00:00

So your husband reverted back into a baby...good luck raising that one.

Jandi18 · 2021-10-01T03:42:07+00:00

I thought I have seen it all!

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-10-01T10:29:34+00:00

The man is broken. He has no sense od protecting his child, he steals his sons food and doesn't care for sanatizing which would keep his son away from infections.

kinda-embarrasing · 2021-10-01T10:18:36+00:00

So much to unpack here… even the fact that SHE PAYS for the formula

MadamePotpourri · 2021-10-01T03:33:24+00:00

Ewwwwwww.... Why would a grown man drink baby formula???

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-10-01T05:34:45+00:00

why does he do that?

the only time you should be sticking around to find the answer and not dump him immediately, child or no child, pregnancy or no pregnancy, financial difficulties or not, is when you read Lundy Bancroft's book "why does he do that?".

when you start asking yourself why a man does something - that's the first sign you need to pack your things and get as far away from him as possible.

he drinks his own child's formula instead of feeding it to them? that's terrifying.

Shot_Presence_8382 · 2021-10-01T05:32:21+00:00

I've actually tried my own breast milk (which tasted okay) and baby formula...baby formula tastes so gross to me! Reminds me of powdered milk, because that's obviously what it is, just with the proper nutrients that an infant would need. For the life of me, I can't see why this man would be drinking the formula?! Is nothing safe around men, Jesus Christ. This woman needs to be prepared for some sort of even worse, more disturbing behavior in the upcoming months...just watch 🙄

Technusgirl · 2021-10-01T07:37:29+00:00

I wonder if he's doing it so he doesn't have to spend a few extra minutes feeding the baby. Either way the man is sick.

Ok-Appearance5982 · 2021-10-01T08:54:35+00:00

What the😂🤣 what is going on?! I’m so confused 😅 what did I just read? I’m done internetting for the day because wow lol

SpiritualPlan5 · 2021-10-01T10:31:46+00:00

He’s literally stealing food from a baby? Is this because he gets bored feeding your kid and wants it to be over sooner?

HamburgerFries8 · 2021-10-01T04:21:42+00:00

Those men are demonstrating to us that they really ARE "big babies."

mysecretdiary2 · 2021-10-01T05:00:42+00:00

Also baby Formular tastes god awful 😅

ThrowawayCompassion · 2021-10-01T11:21:59+00:00

He’s so 🤮 disgustingly selfish HES DRINKING HIS BABIES FORMULA FOR HIS SICK SELFISH SELF? even after he was caught, lol.

instant divorce, leave skid marks on the driveway as you peel out to the lawyers office

Painfulmenstruation · 2021-10-01T06:06:00+00:00

And he’s doing this during an outbreak too. There are so many layers to this depravity, like an onion.

solstice100 · 2021-10-01T05:20:49+00:00

Immediate divorce and keeping all valuable assets and a chunk of his income as compensation

InjuryOnly4775 · 2021-10-01T06:16:31+00:00

Not even fetishizes, I think just straight up jealous of the baby.

capresesalad1985 · 2021-10-01T11:00:57+00:00

Ommmggggg what in the what in the hell!? The worst part is that she pays for it. Jesus Christ on a stick.

meninadalua · 2021-10-01T12:15:13+00:00

It’s so frustrating the way kinks have been pushed down our throats. You should have seen all the kink apologists on Facebook. So disgusting to do it when your child is around.

sandzak_bih · 2021-10-01T04:49:18+00:00

this must be a joke

dragon_wolf4 · 2021-10-01T06:13:49+00:00

I think I've had enough Internet for the day.

pipeuptopipedown · 2021-10-01T07:01:27+00:00

It's also a new twist on doing a task SO incorrectly that you won't be asked to do it again.

karaokekiller · 2021-10-01T04:25:15+00:00

Oh gross

Ericaeatscarrots · 2021-10-01T11:48:23+00:00

Has she tried cOmMuNiCaTiNg ?

HereForTheFreeFoodOk · 2021-10-01T06:15:43+00:00

This is why we need FDS so we can vet, vet, vet and NEVER BREED WITH MEN LIKE THIS.

LadyFlyTrap · 2021-10-01T04:34:09+00:00

That poor woman.

Repulsive-Ad1092 · 2021-10-01T06:22:01+00:00

I wish I never saw this

MushroomsInTheAttic · 2021-10-01T11:39:44+00:00

How do you even get past something like that as a couple?

snootdidanoot · 2021-10-01T06:30:25+00:00

Aside from the fact he's starving his baby for his own weird fetish, formula tastes like shit?! I've accidentally gotten some on my lips a few times while raising my 5 younger siblings and it's pretty gross.. plus from the bottle like what? If you want to drink it at least dont be so decrepit about it and put it in a damn cup? Lord men are disgusting creatures.

excusemeILY · 2021-10-01T12:25:39+00:00

Why are men so disgusting? This is a safety hasard

quasarbar · 2021-10-01T06:57:45+00:00

OMG formula is freaking expensive. WTF?

boiledgatorade_ · 2021-10-01T13:38:27+00:00

Men are stealing our babies food now☠️

Title	Excuse me?
Author	frustratedanon123
Upvotes	950
Comments	106
Date	October 1, 2021 3:16 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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