If size doesn't matter, why don't they make 3-inch dildos?

Lookatthatsass · 2021-02-12T20:40:58+00:00

I used to date men and recently started dating a woman. Fingers are a fantastic length to do things and they’re not very long. The biggest issue with men isn’t their size but the fact that they mainly only have penis focused sex so if it’s not adequate then they are terrible in bed.

There is so much more to sex and so much you can do even without a penis but their ego gets in the way and they blame a woman for not being satisfied or worse, for needing external stimulation or worse, for behind too loose 🙄

azureangel35 · 2021-02-12T18:56:44+00:00

I'm petite and don't mind average. If you're working with 5-7 inches and know where both the clit and g spot are? Golden. Guy I crushed on for 4 years in school turned out to have micro penis-I couldn't have cared less, it was the sleeping with my best friend I had a problem with. Scrotes ruin things with their abhorrent behavior far more often than their underwhelming dicks. Women overlook and forgive a lot of male flaws automatically and frankly, we shouldn't be expected to.

darkhorse8419 · 2021-02-12T19:56:47+00:00

Men will fly into a rage about this post, but are perfectly fine with dissecting a woman into parts. Look at al the different subreddits devoted to that

Myplummms · 2021-02-12T17:45:25+00:00

Women are so often told to look at men for what's "on the inside" in movies, tv shows, and media, but the same message is never given to men about women. You are under no obligation to sleep with someone you're not attracted to!

Happy-Muffin · 2021-02-12T17:56:50+00:00

Yeah, making me come is more important than his dick size. But if they can be judgey about womens bodies, we can be judgey about theirs.

un_dau · 2021-02-12T21:57:25+00:00

Can confirm. My recent controlling, cheating obsessed ex was definitely on the small side.

Loved being pegged though. Shout out to you, Rob, you piece of shit!

mitzislippers · 2021-02-12T23:33:07+00:00

I faced this before. dude had a small penis I was weirded out by how wrinkly it looked not so much the length (he was my age range), put on my best acting skills and I faked an emergency call from my bestie and got the hell up outta there AND blocked him. Got some chinese food Felt a little bad but lol I went home.

sealcrab · 2021-02-12T18:18:36+00:00

Has anyone here ever walked away from sex after they've seen a guy's dick? If so how have you done it? Do you just say 'I don't want to fuck anymore' and leave? It just seems like a really awkward circumstance but I don't ever want to fuck a guy with a tiny penis lol.

52490 · 2021-02-12T17:51:21+00:00

Lol nah I’m out ✌️

miadoing69 · 2021-02-12T18:13:13+00:00

Nah, fuck that I'm not going through that shit again. Pussy suddenly goes from the waterfall to the Sahara Desert within seconds.

Edit: For the scrotes who will view this comment section and screenshot it. Please remember this goes both ways 50/50, so if you don't like something on a person's body then leave, and he/she will find someone else who does.

level_up_always · 2021-02-12T22:17:25+00:00

don't forgot girth too 😎 my ex had an average dick which was actually the perfect size for me but could've been wider meh

what-i-dont-know · 2021-02-13T02:20:36+00:00

I’m a proud size queen! I love big dicks! The aesthetic, the way it feels inside me. Once you are with a guy that has a big dick and knows how to use it there is no going back. Sex is very important to me and if the guy doesn’t meet my standards, bye!

bitch_not_it · 2021-02-12T21:24:39+00:00

FOR TINY DICKED MALE LURKERS

Before you start with the whole "If it were reversed" STOP. STFU. Try an entire culture constantly talking normalizing lusting after teen girls/virgins (you know, it's the "barely legal" category in your porn site sidebar) because of the implication of tightness.. then there's the constant barrage of explicit misogyny about tightness against older women, women who have had babies, women who have experience with bigger dicks, women who are not virgins

The incredibly barbaric practice of foot binding in China -- it had always seemed so needlessly violently cruel to me. I found out, the entire point of it was theoretically, making girls/women walk that way would result in her vagina 'feeling like a virgin's all the time'

So SHUT THE FUCK UP, AND TAKE YOUR ISSUES TO /r/smalldickproblems instead of trying to DM us your stupid thoughts

BananaSlugGhost · 2021-02-12T21:18:15+00:00

I was absolutely head over heels for a guy who turned out to have a 5 inch dick. It wouldn’t have mattered to me AT ALL, but he kept bringing it up and needed me to constantly reassure him it was big enough (I mean, it wasn’t, but we didn’t need to discuss that). He was funny to the point of brilliance, otherwise self assured, and good looking but the penis insecurity absolutely ruined it.

If he had just been confident and nonchalant about it, I would have rode that teeny weenie forever.

DutyKooky · 2021-02-13T04:58:54+00:00

For me its not so much the lenght of the penis, but the difference between the head and the shaft. I like a dick with a big head and a smaller shaft circumference. It feels especially good against my gspot. And I like how the size difference feels during pumping. I guess I like " mushroom" dicks.

LockLimePie · 2021-02-12T18:40:52+00:00

THAT TITLE LMAOOOOO its so true!!

thewetdog_ · 2021-02-12T19:06:16+00:00

The title on this changed my full outlook on life like 🤯

HumanAdhesiveness360 · 2021-02-12T23:32:18+00:00

Vaginas differ as much as penises. Taste is personal

skyerippa · 2021-02-12T20:55:58+00:00

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Endermiss · 2021-02-12T21:14:49+00:00

The guy I'm dating now has set the bar high for any dick in the future - at the risk of sounding like a kiss and tell, we both affectionately refer to his dick as 'ol shrimpy' and encourage our friends to believe he has a micropenis.

Spoiler. It is not a micropenis.

boredbitch2020 · 2021-02-12T22:23:58+00:00

Lol @ chodes

moonlightpuddle · 2021-02-12T20:46:59+00:00

Say it with me. Size 👏 Matters! 👏 Ps, I'm saying this as a girl who has been always told to overlook size and faked orgasms for men who couldn't even get close to my needs. I tell my friends PLEASE GIRL, be as picky as you want!! Men act like they have a right to a woman with x, y, z features, so asking for size isn't really asking a lot. I make it clear if he's not 6'2 and fit he's not qualified for a even a conversation. Obviously there's more to unpack there in terms of personality but that should be the bare minimum. I invite you wonderful ladies to do the same. Ugly men should not believe they are worthy of beautiful women just because they are men. This is not Hollywood.

Size matters!

EDIT: WOW the amount of hate pouring in from the incels is just reaching pathetic proportions. MALE LURKERS - YOU'RE GROSS AND WE DGAF ABOUT YOU. LMAO you've confirmed to us you're all pathetic degenerates. Thanks for the laugh.

perkytitssolidshits · 2021-02-12T23:23:31+00:00

Size always matters, just like how men say women’s weight doesn’t then joke behind closed doors.

warinmymind94 · 2021-02-12T22:37:15+00:00

Nsfw: For me its not so much about his penis size or his height, but it IS about who he is as a person AND about his effort in bed- is he willing to find the clit (they KNOW what and where it is, they often play dumb because they don't care to give you pleasure and lie saying they "can't find it"), is he concerned about my pleasure and enjoyment? Good sex isn't always about his penis size its about how he cares and performs, fingers can go a long way and so can him going down on you if he cares to know what he's doing and respond to your feedback. And is he loyal to you or is he cheating /trying to cheat? A decent sized penis is nice and all but after dating a scrote with one I can tell you a bigger size doesn't mean great sex, especially if hes selfish or having pornsickness/ erectile dysfunction. High value traits can help me overlook small penis and shorter guys... but usually they all have small dick energy and an ego bigger than the empire state building, which is why they aren't getting my number.

TheDaughterOfFlynn · 2021-02-12T23:05:28+00:00

They do, they’re called bullet vibrators xD

StrawberryMoon3 · 2021-02-13T01:16:42+00:00

I would just leave #sorrynotsorry I'm not going through with horrendous sex

DutyKooky · 2021-02-13T04:55:43+00:00

thats why if you get a dick pic, reply by asking if he can send you one with a measuring tape next to it, so you can objectively see the size

miss_peach94 · 2021-02-13T07:52:25+00:00

Size does matter but only to a certain extent. I don't think I could date someone smaller than 5 however having said that, the worst and most selfish partners in bed for me were the ones that had the biggest dicks. They didn't make me come at all because they thought their size would make up for everything else and put no effort in. The most orgasms I had was with guys that were ALL 6 inchers 🤷🏻‍♀️

bravebeautyx · 2021-02-12T22:19:33+00:00

This is epic haha

HornetKick · 2021-02-13T00:26:29+00:00

OM effingod. I laughed so hard at this my stomach hurts.

vaporwav3r · 2021-02-12T22:21:28+00:00

im soooo tired of these pick me hoes "sIzE dOeSnT mAtTeR" um huh???????????? I have fkd a dick so little I didn't even know it was in yet.... IT MATTERS. idgaf what small dick man got a problem with it... for them, a womans body size absolutely matters. So why not with them?

nebsemi · 2021-02-12T18:50:49+00:00

I literally thought of this today! I'm spooked!

smart-tart23 · 2021-02-12T22:41:37+00:00

Lmao!! Love it 🥰

ThrowingItIntoTheSea · 2021-02-13T00:25:35+00:00

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DivineTea · 2021-02-12T21:37:30+00:00

If it's 3 inches I don't want it

iAmALass123 · 2021-02-13T00:19:07+00:00

Tell me about it, won't even touch the sides

Title	If size doesn't matter, why don't they make 3-inch dildos?
Author	Myplummms
Upvotes	1335
Comments	170
Date	February 12, 2021 5:43 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/lig9pz/if_size_doesnt_matter_why_dont_they_make_3inch/
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