Yes

hypointellectual · 2020-09-24T21:35:10+00:00

If you’re asking, you’re the reason why.

veruscka · 2020-09-24T21:58:09+00:00

Things might be different if casual sex wasn’t extremely high risk / extremely low or no reward

hail_galaxar · 2020-09-24T21:30:43+00:00

Bruh

I don't get men who sexually assault women instead of buying Fleshlights. There's millions of women assaulted around the world and you'd rather hurt and terrorize someone than masturbate?

It's always about them and their sexual needs ffs

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-24T22:16:06+00:00

I can’t get an STI from my rabbit. Or pregnant. My rabbit doesn’t yell at me or make messes for me to clean. It doesn’t belittle me in front of the other rabbits. It never criticizes my body or points out my flaws. So... yeah. I would.

Lavender_flow · 2020-09-24T21:43:09+00:00

A vibrator actually gives you an orgasm. Men don't. Or in most cases don't. So there is that.

shortywannarock · 2020-09-24T21:59:19+00:00

I honestly HATE the idea of playing with a piece of plastic instead of a living person. This is how bad men are that I don't want to go out and get dick.

2020-09-24T22:19:33+00:00

Well let’s see...a dildo isn’t going to give me stds or use me, and it’s not going to treat me badly and be a jerk. It’s not going to manipulate me to try to get sex, and it’s certainly not going to be with any other women besides me. Oh, and it will actually make me orgasm. So the answer to your question sir is yes.

Solaresa · 2020-09-24T23:35:36+00:00

So out of touch with reality, it's astounding.

Nevermind the danger that men pose to women and how risky it would be to invite a strange man home for casual sex.

Nevermind STDs or accidental pregnancy.

Nevermind that men almost always put their own pleasure first.

Nevermind that women tend to need to be relaxed in order to orgasm and with a random fucking man in your bed that is very unlikely to happen.

Nevermind that men this desperate are likely absolutely hideous inside and outside.

Nevermind the extra effort that goes into a sexual encounter with a partner (up to and including shaving, waxing, nice lingerie, makeup, birth control/protection, cleaning the house, cleaning up afterwards, etc.) that you don't have to worry about with a toy.

Nevermind that most men wouldn't know how to give a woman an orgasm with a detailed instruction manual (because they wouldn't read it and would insist they knew better)...

No, nevermind all those things. Women, why don't you just put out on demand? Men want it, so hurry up!

localgirlcult · 2020-09-24T23:21:48+00:00

ACKSHWALLY, it's not plastic, it's high grade smooth comfy silicone, so I guess yeah.

NottodayScrote · 2020-09-24T23:15:38+00:00

I'm sure its nice having a gauranteed orgasm and not having to reassure some dude that "Yes, honey. I totally came while you poked my bellybutton for 3 minutes. No, I promise. Oh you're sooo much bigger than my ex" 🙄

llii-- · 2020-09-24T21:30:06+00:00

Yes.

moxymoxalone · 2020-09-25T00:56:11+00:00

“Never get the chance”.

The chance to what? Pumpndump? Drag a woman down? Leave her humiliated and unsatisfied? Gaslight her into mental illness? Make her a single mother?

This is one of the stupidest posts I’ve ever seen. If you were worth fucking, we’d certainly be fucking you.

2020-09-24T23:19:18+00:00

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codadollars · 2020-09-25T00:13:34+00:00

“They would rather have sex with a plastic object than us?” says the gender that is addicted to porn and probably rather would have “sex” with their own hand than a real-life woman anyway

ItsFreezen · 2020-09-24T22:23:57+00:00

But he won't date his looks match or below.

qwertymasshole · 2020-09-24T21:30:56+00:00

I’m dying 🤣🤣

2020-09-24T22:19:38+00:00

I wonder if he is seriously confused or just being a jerk

cici_sweetheart · 2020-09-24T23:37:22+00:00

sex with a man 1% chance of orgasm Sex with myself 100% chance of orgasm

Sewud · 2020-09-25T00:47:11+00:00

Disgusting how he's objectifying himself like "plenty of us available" as if anything with a dick attached was usable. Scary to think this is how they view women.

Ayxmiii · 2020-09-24T22:08:33+00:00

Lmaooo I was about to say yes until I saw the title 😭😂😂 💯 I can’t knock a girl if she would rather sex toys over a man

CarmelPeach · 2020-09-25T00:11:48+00:00

Sex with guys is awful and boring 99% of the time 😐

seraphinelysion · 2020-09-24T23:06:30+00:00

If he is asking this, you can tell he's never had the opportunity to disappoint a woman before. 😂

Cat_With_The_Fur · 2020-09-24T23:47:44+00:00

Sex as a charitable donation...okay.

terrn1981 · 2020-09-25T01:53:30+00:00

Men are allowed to jerk off to porn on the daily, otherwise it makes you "insecure" apparently.

But, a woman using a dildoe, and actually getting pleasure and an orgasms is baaaad 🙄

Novemberinthechair · 2020-09-24T22:42:37+00:00

Most guys can't give us an orgasm, sir. You're not interested in learning about our bodies and you think it's all about you. A dildo? That's for old fashioned types who think they need to feel stuffed. And gay men. A bunny/rabbit is better. It's so much easier when the clit is properly stimulated.

x3meteor · 2020-09-24T21:32:38+00:00

bahahahahha yiiiiiiiikes

like_onomatopoeia · 2020-09-25T00:57:09+00:00

No offence but there are less problems attached to a dildo that to a penis.

Kimpractical · 2020-09-24T21:45:04+00:00

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-09-25T06:35:42+00:00

I’d imagine the majority of women don’t involve penetration when masturbating anyway (or if they do it’s not the main thing)? Like I honestly think that men think that when women masturbate they just jackhammer themselves with phallic objects and ignore the clit too

azngirl7689 · 2020-09-24T23:41:53+00:00

At least there’s a 99% chance that I’ll get off from a plastic dick.

supremelyparanoid · 2020-09-25T01:20:40+00:00

A dildo is like std and manipulation free, also it doesn’t seek to control or abuse me. I feel safer with a dildo than an actual man. A revelation.

liketoknow6 · 2020-09-24T23:27:11+00:00

But then you tell them you don’t orgasm simply by penetrations and suddenly it’s... your own fault??

usually_compliant · 2020-09-24T22:42:15+00:00

Love that this is currently situated above the post about the "girlfriending test."

Mimory125 · 2020-09-25T01:34:28+00:00

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CloacaDiddler · 2020-09-24T23:40:57+00:00

Give the man a prize, he got it right

denverkris · 2020-09-25T01:01:41+00:00

omg i just spit my drink out everywhere. y'all owe me a shot of vodka.

dragon_wolf4 · 2020-09-25T03:48:06+00:00

I mean, of course.

These plastic objects aren't selfish turds who only care about their own pleasure.
There is zero risk of creepy/abusive/criminal situation, which could be a serious risk with a stranger man.
There is zero risks of catching std or pregnancy.
Plastic objects won't rape you or pressure you to do sick things from porn.
Plastic objects don't have ED from porn addiction.

Tbh I could go on & on, these are just a few pros I could remember off the top of my head.

hail_galaxar · 2020-09-24T23:42:29+00:00

Only 24 downvoted he got?

jeneprometsrien · 2020-09-24T22:32:48+00:00

Hell yes!! Wtf lol

smaller_ang · 2020-09-25T00:34:37+00:00

Imagine thinking this is an unsolved mystery 😭

Blackrose_ · 2020-09-24T23:32:43+00:00

Yes. Duh.

murdertoothbrush · 2020-09-25T02:34:44+00:00

I had an ex get seriously freaked out/enraged/insecure over... a bullet vibe.

randomgirlimok · 2020-09-25T01:47:26+00:00

Dildos don’t lie.

perkytitssolidshits · 2020-09-25T02:02:54+00:00

Search Tracy’s Dog amazon reviews for a good giggle! You’ll pull the ‘stunned goat’ using it!! Best sex toy around, I got two! I get so excited when husband leaves so I can use it without hurting his ego 😂👌

aly666 · 2020-09-25T00:13:40+00:00

Dildos are my only option & at least you can’t get pregnant from them or worry about them judging your body.

WiccanLuna · 2020-09-25T01:56:23+00:00

A dildo gives me more pleasure than your porn-addicted limp dick :)

throwawayathrowaway0 · 2020-09-25T02:38:35+00:00

NVM at its finest.

inlieuofnothing · 2020-09-25T03:54:04+00:00

He’s right that sex is better with a man involved. Sometimes you need a guy to hold the vibrator in the right place while you’re busy shaking from orgasms (just joking... kind of)

missmelissa187 · 2020-09-25T00:52:00+00:00

JaneIsaPain · 2020-09-25T02:59:28+00:00

Awww is some poor guy jealous of an inanimate object

cece188 · 2020-09-25T11:57:56+00:00

Why do so so many men believe getting pussy is is like charity, or that they’re obligated to get laid? It’s so fucking weird. They act entitled to it all the time.

immigrant_ru · 2020-09-25T00:27:42+00:00

Yes!

tauruspiscescancer · 2020-09-25T01:46:45+00:00

I have no words.

2020-09-25T02:45:20+00:00

cfetbld · 2020-09-25T02:03:05+00:00

He must be a kid! Maybe a high school teenager? Right?!?!!? In my fairytale land mind, there aren’t adult men that would ask such a stupid question, that are that out of touch.

reinventingme2020 · 2020-09-25T02:39:18+00:00

Two words: Tracey's Dog!!!

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-09-25T02:44:39+00:00

Can’t say yes enough

kittycakes22 · 2020-09-25T02:48:32+00:00

Lmaooooo

JessyJK · 2020-09-25T13:09:03+00:00

Eh, I'd rather use a dildo than have casual sex. At least with the first I'd know I'd be satisfied while with the sex.. Eh, not so much. God knows what you may "get". I mean most guys are so selfish it's not even worth it. So thanks, but no thanks.

Half_Halt · 2020-09-25T10:33:39+00:00

Why, yes Bill. As a matter of fact, I would rather have sex with my dildo than you. Thank you very much.

ricesnot · 2020-09-25T13:11:28+00:00

No Kevin, I just want to experience an orgasm for once. 💅

dkarm · 2020-09-25T13:59:00+00:00

I saw this same question being asked by a guy on a Facebook group! I mean, it was too much to even go into.

Flufferly · 2020-09-25T09:43:05+00:00

Nailed it in one, my dude. Oh, wait...

shakethat_milkshake · 2020-09-25T21:18:08+00:00

He actually typed this out and is still nowhere near reflecting on why women would prefer vibrators to men. Lol.

Newwavesupport3657 · 2020-09-25T21:20:54+00:00

Don’t have to worry about a dildo raping you in your sleep.

Dancer84839291 · 2020-09-25T23:30:52+00:00

I MEAN dead ass I would rather have sex with an object than an ugly, rude, boring, man. I’m not even joking

Meadow97 · 2020-09-25T23:57:34+00:00

Why is he asking for a chance? Am i the town bicycle, the latest toy or?

pao664 · 2020-09-26T01:33:56+00:00

Because y’all suck in bed.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2020-10-13T16:35:45+00:00

the answer to the question will always be YES

Title	Yes
Author	manisfestationqueen
Upvotes	1942
Comments	186
Date	September 24, 2020 9:26 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iz67zr/yes/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/yes.264361 https://theredarchive.com/post/264361

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