The audactiy knows no bounds.

glendoraza · 2021-09-09T03:58:52+00:00

Is this satire?

Sadly this sounds no different from the average relationship

kerean1997 · 2021-09-09T03:21:49+00:00

Bruh for $900 a month you get the chance to be a literal fool and have someone make you into a mommy bangmaid.

And you can't even have a dog! Smh!!!!

FlockAroundtheClock · 2021-09-09T03:56:53+00:00

He wants a bangmaid who pays rent???? The fuck!?

Impossible_Mud_7599 · 2021-09-09T03:22:37+00:00

It’s gonna be a no from me dog.

Actually living with a dog would be better than you. And I’m a cat person.

cookiemonstergirls · 2021-09-09T08:04:50+00:00

So he wants a woman 10 years younger than him to pay 900$ to get sexually assaulted, sexually harrassed, and become a live in maid? So basically he wants a prostitute who pays him instead of vice versa? Also the way he keeps saying “submissive” most likely means that he is an red pilled scrote.

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-09-09T03:28:44+00:00

You will have full access to the whole house 1100 sqft

Translation: "I won't just keep you chained up in my bedroom when you can cook for me too"

Platipus6 · 2021-09-09T04:29:13+00:00

Does the USA do domestic drone strikes? Asking for a friend.

DaisyDooDrops · 2021-09-09T03:37:26+00:00

Why was my first thought “at least he’s asking for someone close to his age” 😭 the bar is so low

purasangria · 2021-09-09T03:48:58+00:00

So, he wants a younger sex slave + maid who also pays the bills? Do I have that right?

Wow. Just wow.

Trojaneer_South · 2021-09-09T03:44:28+00:00

You can get a small room in a shared apartment in most HCOL (maybe even VHCOL) cities for about that much... and not have to be anyone's sex slave

DifferentBar6 · 2021-09-09T03:13:34+00:00

So he’s offering the chance to live with a pervert for $900 a month?

And you might get to pick out the paint colours after submitting to his sexual demands!

What an irresistible opportunity!

I am sure he will be inundated with interest. He sounds truly a catch.

Apprehensive_Ad_7917 · 2021-09-09T04:35:29+00:00

$900 a month lmaooo you know it’s bad out there when they’re charging you to be their sex slave. I remember posts where you got free housing. 50/50 got hands.

ivesynthed · 2021-09-09T03:24:48+00:00

Oh god I bet this guy also has an ankle monitor and can’t live within 100 feet of a school

lilac-hiraeth · 2021-09-09T04:10:33+00:00

How much of an absolute loser does one need to be to post something like this in all seriousness! Hahahahaha! Fuck.

I’d live under a bridge like a troll before that offer would ever look like anything other than dog shit.

kitnb · 2021-09-09T07:55:18+00:00

For the low, low price of $900 a month you, too, can be a live-in bangmaid, housemaid and free interior designer! Act fast! /s 🏃‍♀️ 💨🤡

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-09-09T04:00:46+00:00

Sounds like a beginning of a Criminal Minds episode. Soo creepy.

ZoeyGoose · 2021-09-09T09:05:58+00:00

Is this even legal? He should be reported to the tenancy board and the police. If this ad is still up, you should forward it to the cops in that city. He knows there is a housing crisis right now due to the pandemic and a lot of people are looking for somewhere to live, "Good and nice people" as he puts it are to be exploited by him to be his sex slave AND pay 900 rent and put in the work to redecorate and increase the value of his property, paint walls as well as other slave work, whatever else this old scrote demands she do to stay. I bet the the place is a dump - he admits it needs a paint job, I wonder what else does it need?

BTW, when men say they're in their 50's it means he's actually 59 - the late end of the 50's spectrum or possibly even lying about being early to mid 60's, their delusional minds think they can pass for that age even though they look like the crypt keeper. So this poor tenant will be wresting with a limp erectile dysfunction grungy old disgusting geriatric drippy dick. When he gets bored of running through her every night or he blames her for not getting him hard, she'll be out on her ass. This creep is a criminal predator and should be charged for soliciting, which is what this little "deal" covertly boils down to at the very least.

Main_Manner_2904 · 2021-09-09T10:19:57+00:00

I think the “deep down you know you want more” is the most terrifying part. Like he’s never even met you, but he’s already assured of the fact that even though your lips and body langauge might say otherwise, really, truly, deep down in your soul, you want to fuck him. Like he’s never even met you and already, he’s projecting onto you his virgin/whore centric fantasy of coercing a woman who’s too modest to admit she wants sex, but secretly pining to fuck him. What is it with these dudes being so against fucking women who are sexually open & give clear “yes” and “no” answers - why all the fantasizing about a woman into sex? How fucked does your moral compass have to be that you desire a woman who you consider to be pure & modest so badly, you only want to coerce & arguably rape a hesitant partner and are turned off by a woman who gives clear, black & white consent upfront. Also, if the dude already thinks like this about a woman he’s never met, I wonder what a woman he’s with would have to do to convince him that deep down, in that particular moment, she truly did not want sex. Wield a butcher knife? Sounds like any means of verbally saying no would just be taken as her cutesy, demure way of hiding the passion burning within her. This guy’s mind is just ew. 🤮

tzijo · 2021-09-09T03:13:13+00:00

🤮🤮🤮

asupernova91 · 2021-09-09T08:17:13+00:00

Lmao hey wanna move in to the creepy residence to be a maid and most likely sexually assaulted? Geez. This guy is either a psycho or he read Fifty Shades of Grey and made up his own LVM version of it.

BasieSkanks · 2021-09-09T09:34:19+00:00

So, he wants a woman to PAY to be his free prostitute and service his limp dick?

Picklepromises · 2021-09-09T09:39:06+00:00

That’s the grossest thing I’ve read all day. And I say this as someone who just cleaned up puppy diarrhoea.

cwfs1007 · 2021-09-09T09:59:54+00:00

Or just get your own place for $900 a month and not be a sex slave?

shockingupdate · 2021-09-09T06:05:08+00:00

“I know bad things happen to very good people. If you’re overdue for a very bad thing, my door is open”

HereForTheFreeFoodOk · 2021-09-09T10:17:39+00:00

Where can I find this ad so I can troll this degenerate?

Faveapplemoto · 2021-09-09T04:26:16+00:00

He just wrote out what men really expect when they live with women. This is peak 50/50 scrote mentality. And many men achieve it.

Amazing_Wolverine_37 · 2021-09-09T09:19:17+00:00

I don't know the area at all but it strikes me that a housing budget of $900 could go a long way towards serene privacy in the area it is advertised (median rent price is close to 1500)? Given the opener, surely just a way to 100% control someone who has at that age been affected by at the very least the patriarchy but the way it's framed probably actually abused. Bottom feeder. Asking to get literally all of his bills paid, chores done and who even cares to know what that sex sitch is finna be. UGH!!!

MarsV89 · 2021-09-09T10:30:38+00:00

WhAt the fuck. Dutiful , submissive? How delusional is this fucking scrote? Who would swoon to this offer? For reals give me the confidence of a mediocre white man

Expontoridesagain · 2021-09-09T09:23:14+00:00

It simultaneously breaks my heart and makes me extremely mad to think that someone somewhere might actually consider taking this deal. We need world to change faster. My daughter is probably sick of me preaching on the importance of education and being financially independent as a woman in order to really live your life the way you want. Being able to pay your own bills is where freedom from things like this is.

the-worst- · 2021-09-09T11:43:16+00:00

In what world does ANYONE rent a SINGLE ROOM for $900? Where does he live? New York city? No way is this dirt bag paying more than $900.

So you have to pay (likely) all his rent, be willing to be a bang maid, help him decorate, and you still gotta pay him $30 a day?

Why wouldn't anyone just go to a decent motel or hotel and possibly pay even less AND you get someone who cleans for you, a continental breakfast each day, and don't have some scrote trying to get you to diddle his dusty bits for him...

Kampungmonyet · 2021-09-09T10:21:03+00:00

He wants someone to pay to be his sex slave??? These people usually try to get a vulnerable or homeless woman in return for free rent which is bad enough. This scrotes audacity knows no bounds!

modernmedusaa · 2021-09-09T13:37:17+00:00

FDS translates : desperate limp dick freshly divorced Peter Pan hits mid life crises and realises he’s a lonely balding asshole running out of options…..desperately seeks submissive vulnerable woman to stroke his fragile ego, make his meals, nurse after his various health issues, listen to all his whinging about his ex wife and perform to his abusive bdsm sex demands.

Never trust a man who constantly has tell you he’s a good person- he’s just trying to acquit himself of guilt for messing up his own life

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2021-09-09T06:02:16+00:00

I would rather go pick up the dog shit that's all over my neighborhood.

detikripur · 2021-09-09T10:36:16+00:00

What?? Are actually people (women?) agreeing to this???

Confidence_Relative · 2021-09-09T13:28:57+00:00

Google Maps shows up as Maurice Lane, Newburgh. It’s basic ranch style houses in a shabby lower end upstate suburb. 🤡. I find it hard to believe anyone would get $900 dollars for a room in that neighborhood. Seriously take a look. Never mind free maid services and prostitute.

UnforgettableBevy · 2021-09-09T11:36:35+00:00

Wow! You get to pay to be a bangmaid! How lucky could a girl be!!!!

He's got audacity alright...

Jandi18 · 2021-09-09T12:53:27+00:00

He keeps saying deep desires…what desires? I bet the woman won’t even climax. My vibrator can do a better job and it doesn’t bug me to cook and clean the house.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-09-09T14:38:14+00:00

Someone in Newburgh should print off a bunch of copies of his ad and let his neighbors know what he’s up to. Id want to know if I lived next to a sex predator

BoogelyWoogely · 2021-09-09T10:24:44+00:00

God, with an offer like that how could anyone refuse?? /s

Madssmkay · 2021-09-09T04:43:35+00:00

What the actual hell did I just read…

deadinsidelol69 · 2021-09-09T12:20:40+00:00

"Pay me 900 a month to be my mommy mcbangmaid"

Mimosa_usagi · 2021-09-09T13:15:06+00:00

He wants a live in slave that also pays rent? Dude.

luvmyvulvaxoxo · 2021-09-09T13:28:44+00:00

This has to be a joke post. Paying rent and being open to FWB???

WaySeraSera · 2021-09-09T14:29:32+00:00

I’m not sure if my “special type of woman” brain can understand his advert, but let me try…

1) Weekly cleaning services - $500/month 2) Interior decorating consult - $500/consult 3) Sex “and more (much more)” with a gargoyle… truly unquantifiable but let’s assume $500/BDSM session x 3/week - $6000/month

The successful applicant is effectively paying $7900/month… “THat’S $1975 PEr wEEk aNd $263.3333333 a dAy.”

What a steal for a single bedroom in 1100 sqft of outdated luxury! Won’t last long ladies. Better get that frail 40 year old ass to the gym and start training for all those steps. 😏

ginnnnie · 2021-09-09T12:18:10+00:00

I can’t believe YOU have to pay to be a maid/sex doll/interior designer lol!!!

meoemeowmeowmeow · 2021-09-09T12:24:58+00:00

It's sex or money for the rent, not both. /S

dollymyfolly · 2021-09-09T13:15:16+00:00

“No pet’s[sic]” lmao

PollyannaPenny · 2021-09-09T15:33:06+00:00

This guy expects women to pay for the "privilege" of living in his shit pit and serving as his bang maid!? And the victim can't even smoke weed or have a dog!?

Why do the worst men have so much confidence!?

tiredragon155 · 2021-09-09T10:48:42+00:00

Dude...and it's not even free.....

Due_Garlic479 · 2021-09-09T12:29:55+00:00

How do some people think this is socially acceptable? Oh my god

estefaniadiazme · 2021-09-09T12:52:53+00:00

He’s offering a full service- except food 😂

Praximaros · 2021-09-09T13:31:54+00:00

I thought this was one of those “live-in girlfriend” type of ads but this dude is actually offering grown ass women the opportunity to pay $900 per month to be a sex slave. 🤮

Love4Beauty · 2021-09-09T13:35:42+00:00

So a sex slave that will pay his rent…I’m speechless.

relationship_reddit · 2021-09-09T14:03:28+00:00

Wow. So he's not offering this "privilege" for free??? For that money, I could get a regular roommate and not have to fuck an old scrote.

realwomantotesnotbot · 2021-09-09T12:16:24+00:00

He’d probably have more success being a normal scote and going on OKC if he wants someone to pay 50/50 and be a bangmaid smh

terrn1981 · 2021-09-09T12:58:20+00:00

What a great offer! "PAY ME to be a bangmaid!" At least most of these losers don't demand rent on top of demanding a maid and fuck doll

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2021-09-09T13:34:34+00:00

Way to admit you are a self-absorbed, predatory scrote in that first line. Who is going to read the rest of the ad after that admission?

SadPersonality8576 · 2021-09-09T16:50:50+00:00

Serious question, how is this not soliciting for prostitution?

everythingandlove · 2021-09-09T16:50:12+00:00

Ewww, I had to stop reading that, "his" grammar is horrible. 💀

_mooness · 2021-09-09T17:26:34+00:00

The whole house. All 1100 sq. ft.

So much room for activities!

ferociouslycurious · 2021-09-09T18:12:08+00:00

So, homeboy’s ex got tired of his shit and walked out. He doesn’t even know how to turn the vacuum on. For $900 I can pay mortgage, taxes and insurance on a 1300+ ft house in the midwest without smelling him. 3b/3b all to myself.

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-09-09T16:54:54+00:00

For close to a grand, you get to be a maid, and forced to sexually pleasure some old fool 😳 What a dream, especially since you can’t smoke the sorrow away or keep a pet /s

No one is ever replying to that lmaoooo

HottPinkSlug · 2021-09-09T19:37:18+00:00

Ew, also, was this in Newburgh, NY?

NotMyRealName814 · 2021-09-09T21:55:38+00:00

The only thing shocking to me about this is that this scrote didn't limit the woman's age to be under 25.

bubblegumsparkles · 2021-09-10T04:17:25+00:00

Guys it’s ok he said 40+ 🙄/s

wavesandtea · 2021-09-10T00:28:45+00:00

Just when you think it can't possibly get worst... This is so disgusting.

Erocitnam · 2021-09-10T03:04:55+00:00

My jaw dropped when I got to the $900 part!! I fully expected this to be some bullshit 'sex, housework and slavery for housing' and that's already a ridiculously raw deal... but all that and he hopes he could get some woman to pay him for the displeasure??

FDS-GFY · 2021-09-10T05:45:06+00:00

I threw up in my mouth. PAY HIM? What a fuckin LOSER

DumpsterWitchy · 2021-09-10T18:21:58+00:00

So, he is practically advertising the perfect relationship any scrote seeks.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-09-10T19:24:59+00:00

a fwb who pays rent and respects crazy rules from a middle aged cockhead?

sure, sign me up

/s

boringcatwrangler · 2021-09-10T19:28:23+00:00

…. ‘im’ 🤦🏽‍♀️

dancedancedance7 · 2021-09-10T23:03:16+00:00

What lol, for $900 yoi can have a perfectly adequate sublet situation without any of this... business.

The audactiy knows no bounds.

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NEVER ACCEPT 50/50!

Title	The audactiy knows no bounds.
Author	electroloop
Upvotes	847
Comments	142
Date	September 9, 2021 3:02 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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