Which one of you is this about

TheKarenFromHell · 2021-11-24T16:09:32+00:00

Lol they musta been lurking and saw that other post and decided to write some ragebait. Embarrassing!

c_a_t_lady · 2021-11-24T13:26:11+00:00

He should just communicate better!

Also, hasn't he heard that sex can be just as great without orgasms??

/s

chainsawbobcat · 2021-11-24T14:23:01+00:00

Has he tried communicating with her?

overthinker4444 · 2021-11-24T13:14:27+00:00

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January_Rain_93 · 2021-11-24T13:48:08+00:00

"I always do what she asks"

Yes. Nothing gets me off more than having to repeat what I like to an inattentive sexual partner. Ooh baby.

GlitterLoveAngel · 2021-11-24T13:19:07+00:00

Men finally get treated like women.

NannuhBannan · 2021-11-24T15:00:39+00:00

my master plan to weed out the orgasm-obsessed losers is working 😈

But an important note: if you're at the stage where you need to ask your partner to "focus on you a little more" during sex, you've already established he's worth dumping. He should be focusing on you already--every time--otherwise he's just using your pussy to masturbate. The no-orgasm thing is just a next-level path to pleasure, imo.

JaeJRZ · 2021-11-24T14:32:34+00:00

"Sex is becoming something I dread" More men need to have this experience. Only then will they understand what it's been like for us women.

TheOGJammies · 2021-11-24T17:19:06+00:00

I love how whenever there’s a controversial post, suddenly some scrote on Reddit is having that exact same experience at exactly this moment in time.

katarzina56 · 2021-11-24T15:29:43+00:00

Hilarious! Sex is now becoming something I dread... wonder why hun!?

thepastamancer · 2021-11-24T14:20:40+00:00

Obviously he should try communicating.

jintana · 2021-11-24T19:51:28+00:00

That’s totally a post by a woman describing how men treat women, but reverse-gendered.

onceuponasea · 2021-11-24T13:26:59+00:00

I literally got banned from this sub for commenting on this post.

cml678701 · 2021-11-24T13:58:08+00:00

At least he can’t get pregnant on top of not having an orgasm. And he’s also probably not being used for sex.

wondertarget · 2021-11-24T12:40:40+00:00

A WHOLE TWO orgasms! Someone get this guy a medal.

Partypuppers · 2021-11-24T13:54:32+00:00

This made me snort with laughter, "sex is becoming something I dread"...Wheeewww, I bet every woman knows that feeling, of not really wanting to have sex but feeling obligated to.

While I do think it's a little cruel he's not allowed to eventually orgasm (if I am reading this correctly), lil homie needs to understand that two orgasms is nothing. I don't know about other women but I know I don't feel satisfied with just two orgasms.

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-11-24T12:36:29+00:00

This is brilliant.

I shudder to think of the replies on the original post from men who don’t get it.

ItsFreezen · 2021-11-24T17:01:35+00:00

"find a better lover" Why? so you can disappoint another women?

softensonic · 2021-11-24T14:58:57+00:00

Hmmmm he should watch the porn she likes so he can ~~feel worse~~ know what turns her on... then mimic it and maybe that will help HIM get off. 🥴🤓

DiosaCordilia · 2021-11-24T14:16:04+00:00

This is literally a manchild. 'stamping feet cmon guys I gave her 2 (!!!!) orgasms* now it's my time🥺😡 or else imma break up'

*probably the max he can get, poor woman.

DIE MAD

scorchedsouI · 2021-11-24T14:15:20+00:00

This is what equality looks like, scrotes.

arnezuara · 2021-11-24T13:06:41+00:00

Lmao. This queen 💅🏻

But, really, two orgasms? What a shame, why would he lie like that? Ugh.

adrianaonly · 2021-11-24T14:55:09+00:00

Plot twist this is actually a woman writing about herself and her boyfriend, but she switched the pronouns to make it more interesting

Zeniite · 2021-11-24T18:07:24+00:00

The moderators removed the post! So glad someone got a screenshot of it beforehand. ETA: so many of the guys are like “break up”, “dump her”, or “I’d be single immediately”. I don’t see anyone saying to cOmMuNiCaTe. Isn’t that funny?

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-11-24T15:27:17+00:00

wow, is he comparing male orgasm to female orgasm? he can orgasm if he's touched for 30 seconds. she can not. she makes him see this as an experience that prioritizes her pleasure because male pleasure is easy to achieve. we all know that us women have 100% chances to orgasm if we masturbate but only 60% if we have sex with a man. so I don't blame her. sis is carefully reframing sex in a relationship to this scrote but he is there only to nut.

GlitteringPaige · 2021-11-24T13:11:45+00:00

“Better” = “more easily manipulated” 🤨 it’s like they’re not even trying to take the clown nose off before stepping out into broad daylight.

Kudos to the queen who just gave us another example of how the trash takes itself out! I have to admit, when I saw the post a few days ago about asking that a partner not orgasm, my instinctive reaction was “that would take serious queen energy to implement”. Now we see again that queen energy gets queen results! 💕🙅🏼‍♀️🗑

Educational_Pool_635 · 2021-11-24T12:48:10+00:00

I'm cackling.

papii12 · 2021-11-24T19:21:08+00:00

Lmao I want to be her friend😂

drowsypillowprincess · 2021-11-24T15:40:16+00:00

This post and these comments (on FDS, not the original 🤣) are literally everything I needed to read today. I’m cackling.

Level-Up-Jas · 2021-11-24T17:15:03+00:00

The lack of self awareness these men have is appalling 🙄

Softrito · 2021-11-24T14:22:01+00:00

The funny thing is that he is not satisfied but he still goes back. Like?

VesperLynd- · 2021-11-24T14:39:32+00:00

This reminds me of the „having sex like a man“ shtick from satc (terrible show) but instead here the guy is having sex like a woman and he hates it lmao

deadinsidelol69 · 2021-11-24T13:30:05+00:00

"I already gave her 2 orgasms!1!" This loser's been having sex with her for months and he's only given her 2 orgasms? Poor girl.

rightsun__ · 2021-11-24T19:31:08+00:00

I’m cackling loooll he sounds SO whiny.... if this man can’t enjoy sex without an orgasm he should just stick to masturbating and stop wasting women’s time

medusas_heiress · 2021-11-24T14:44:50+00:00

This was absolutely delightful to read. What a queen :D

thyroidcrp · 2021-11-24T19:04:53+00:00

Thank you for starting off my morning with laughter! Whoever this woman is bravo and hats off to you!! I can’t wait to try this myself eventually! Gotta vet till o meet the possible HVM until then.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-11-24T21:06:30+00:00

I bet every time she moans or sighs hard, he thinks he’s given her an orgasm. Then when she finally gets frustrated and says she’s done, he’s like “but i made you cum twice!”

Or he just rolls his eyes and tries to get her orgasm over with as fast as possible, so he can focus back on himself.

artemisseven · 2021-11-24T16:08:27+00:00

Lol, eye for an eye bish...I mean orgasm for an orgasm.

fancy_tetrahedron · 2021-11-24T13:24:42+00:00

This is brilliant. I love this.

saltandvin3gar · 2021-11-24T12:39:18+00:00

Oh my god this is gold.

PetraNasima · 2021-11-24T14:40:24+00:00

historical reparation!

FineDeliciousSnakes · 2021-11-24T13:08:21+00:00

My boyfriend doesn’t orgasm most times we have sex out of his own choosing. And he says it improves his performance 🤷‍♀️

EnvironmentalBar5553 · 2021-11-24T14:30:26+00:00

This woman is my queen

PuzzleheadedMail · 2021-11-24T16:00:57+00:00

She’s an icon, she’s a legend, she is the moment 😂

Level-Up-Jas · 2021-11-24T17:15:28+00:00

And it’s disappointing to see how men just simply don’t seem to care about women’s pleasure.

Specific-Composer300 · 2021-11-24T21:04:51+00:00

LMAO this made my night 😂😭 there was a post here recently about not letting the man finish 😂

hensbanex · 2021-11-24T13:27:44+00:00

what a baby; he can finish himself off. and he’s clearly going through the motions so that he can get off which is the whole reason why she is doing this. I hate men like this; they’re so entitled and selfish they don’t even understand the problem.

sinfulsugakookie · 2021-11-24T20:28:38+00:00

I found this comment on there:

"Also, better lovers how? Blueballing your man only leads to frustration and aggresivity and, once he's allowed to, worse performance because he'll be thinking only about ejaculating.

Jesus christ feels like something straight up taken from a hentai."

Looooool they tell on themselves. The thread is locked or else I'd even say: So why don't women become frustrated and aggressive when they don't finish, which is you know, most of the time with scrotes like you. Keep on telling on yourself, fool.

rengokusmother · 2021-11-24T21:32:07+00:00

It's really funny to see the difference in opinions now that a man isn't getting to climax. The girl is getting called all types of stuff, abusive, controlling, crazy, hell I saw a few comments call her a narc, all over not getting to cum. But guess how many women will be told it's normal to not climax and to "C0mMuNicAte!1!1" if they'd posted that their man cums way before them and they're always left dissatisfied? And that's again my issue, multiple women post exactly this all the time. Nobody will ever tell them to dump the guy, or call him all those names. Fucking hypocrites.

xfelugirlx · 2021-11-24T21:44:21+00:00

What you need to do? Maybe be a better lover and no a selfish dude huh

Platipus6 · 2021-11-24T21:59:03+00:00

"His orgasm is not your responsibility"

the badly interpreted redpill advice which selfish assholes gobbled up so they could continue being shit in bed.

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-11-24T21:03:46+00:00

Well buddy, have you considered that your use of ~~sex toys~~ pornography has ruined your ability to orgasm with a real ~~man~~ woman? I’m sure he she is just intimidated by your ~~vibrator~~ porn, and that’s giving ~~him~~ her performance issues. Ditch the ~~toys~~ porn, and learn how to orgasm with a real ~~man~~ woman.

Nonsluttymen · 2021-11-24T21:38:50+00:00

It's so fucking gross when men need to finish themselves via their own hand after sex. They're so porn-fried that they can't even carry out their purpose as impregnating an actual naked, consenting woman in front of them. Let them be removed from the gene pool. Good riddance.

anarchy-only · 2021-11-24T22:00:51+00:00

Someone needs to make this EXACT post but make it so that the OP is a WOMAN. Then we can compare the responses. Social experiment.

Noemie_Mathilde · 2021-11-25T10:45:56+00:00

Lol, he should just "enjoy the intimacy and emotional connection". Or maybe he should lose weight, or buy some more exciting underwear. Has he tried removing all his body hair, coz that can help too, I'm told. 😂😂😂

sleutherino · 2021-11-25T18:52:44+00:00

This is 100% rageb8 written by a troll who saw the post, and it made his pp so scared and upset he did this.

Look at the lengths they go to when they feel threatened.

Chickpea16 · 2021-11-25T02:41:18+00:00

Maybe he should let her peg him. I’ve heard on Reddit that anal really spices up a sex life. Also if he doesn’t like it, there are plenty on men on Reddit who will happily write paragraphs about how he probably just did it wrong and EdUcAtE him on on the right way to have anal sex that results in 10000s of totally real orgasms.

StrawberryMoon3 · 2021-11-25T00:15:41+00:00

I don't believe him

PinkPetalCdistbeauty · 2021-11-24T23:08:57+00:00

💕

Muffcakelord · 2021-11-26T02:33:25+00:00

Yeah this is fake, no woman who received 2 orgasms would deny the helper of said orgasms release unless it was a consented upon kink of theirs

Golden_Lavender · 2021-11-25T03:42:27+00:00

The timing of this just makes me think some butthurt moron saw that sex strategy post and is writing fan fiction.

szarcat · 2021-11-25T07:07:25+00:00

Saw this getting popular on Twitter. Majority of responses are women laughing and agreeing. All the male comments are bitter, some even saying that she’s still bussing so what’s the issue? Dumbasses can’t read that the loser made her cum twice in several months of dating, yikes. Also of course we had the smooth brained pick mes that were annoyed by this. These idiots need to leave the rest of us alone and go live on a remote island and figure life out.

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revengeofgivingtree · 2021-11-25T03:37:39+00:00

So it's okay if she only has had two orgasms throughout their whole relationship but he's had more... Scrote math 🤡

Delilahh12345 · 2021-11-28T20:34:35+00:00

It's perfectly acceptable for a man to do this to a woman in our society. The fact that the commenters are going crazy over it really illustrates the double standard.

Left-Requirement9267 · 2022-06-29T05:58:57+00:00

Hahahahahahhahahaha, who is this queen, omg I am dying. he ain’t breaking up with her I bet. Just wants some male coddling. Any guy that says he is a “good lover” and posting on reddit by and large isn’t.

Title	Which one of you is this about
Author	rlcute
Upvotes	1160
Comments	131
Date	November 24, 2021 12:28 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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