The "bed nest" post that was mentioned in the podcast

fds_account58 · 2021-03-25T12:56:37+00:00

This cannot be real. It’s almost more funny than anything.

UniquePreparation4 · 2021-03-25T13:27:03+00:00

I knew someone who kinda slept like this. They had all their products (notebooks, pencils, medication, etc.) on the bed and then laid their clothes on top to form a nest where they would sleep on. I had to go help them clean their house once and found so much moldy food and dishes underneath that pile of clothing. We also found maggots at the bottom. The smell made me gagged the most and I left that volunteer job after this one. I would never be with someone like that. They need professional help for their issues, not a relationship.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-03-25T13:59:03+00:00

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rlcute · 2021-03-25T12:14:39+00:00

"I said fine maybe we'll get a 2 bedroom"

"I want to resolve this"

sis....

SansaDeservedBetter · 2021-03-25T13:22:21+00:00

My back would crack like a glowstick after 5 minutes of laying in “the nest”.

She needs to inform him that he can still get bedbugs even though he doesn’t have a real bed.

needsmoresilk · 2021-03-25T12:29:04+00:00

Interesting that she accepted not going to his apartment during a 3 year relationship in the first place.

Even in my pick me days, I dumped a guy who, after 4 months of dating, wouldn’t invite me to his place because he was ashamed of how ugly it was compared to mine.

And she’s still trying to work it out with this guy who sleeps in a nest. SMH.

purziveplaxy · 2021-03-25T13:29:23+00:00

This girl is going to be cringing so hard years from now once she has moved on and gets the occasional flashback of nest guy. First waiting so long to see his apartment... The reasons she must have been coming up with in her head, and the when she finally sees it... Not just leaving then and there but trying to be a good sport and actually sleeping in the nest...

And then even going as so far to offer a room for the nest if they ever lived together, some sort of aviary in one of their rooms. Paying for an extra room not for crafts or guests but for a nest.

PrincessBeefloof · 2021-03-25T13:52:11+00:00

How many times does she say "nest" in this 😂😂

This cannot be real

Apprehensive_Ad_7917 · 2021-03-25T14:27:21+00:00

I’ve slept next to a clean pile of clothing on my bed in the deepest pits of my depression but it was on the other side of the bed and, clean. This is a totally different ballgame.

LovedDemons · 2021-03-25T14:07:45+00:00

I hate how men these days act, but you have to admit this is just gold. Pure gold. There are men out there that nest like fucking BIRDS at night. And you can't fix the situation. It's them or the nest.

Worldly_Sell · 2021-03-25T13:08:57+00:00

Ummm.....noooo. Look we all have our weird ticks or living rules but no sir. He sounds like he likes the security of sleeping in plush surrounding so buy fucking weighted blankets, not sleep like a 6 year old pretending to be a bird 🤦🏽‍♀️

asoww · 2021-03-25T12:42:20+00:00

It gives my strong undiagnosed mental illness feels

And she needs help too because like, what even ? Fix what ? Girl.

Singular-cat-lady · 2021-03-25T14:20:54+00:00

Oh my god this is hilarious. I read the title and thought it was just surrounding yourself aggressively with pillows and blankets (which can be quite cozy) but then I read the post and holy shit lmao

2021-03-25T13:32:23+00:00

Bro what the fuck

HeavyMetalLobster · 2021-03-25T12:18:29+00:00

He needs someone to help him with life skills. It's fine to live like that as a single person. If you believe it's okay to live like that as an adult in an adult relationship, you just need life skills coaching.

CrazyPaine · 2021-03-25T14:14:08+00:00

What the fuck?

A fucking nest???

A nest. Yooooooooooooooo.

dembar126 · 2021-03-25T14:16:41+00:00

Her boyfriend is literally Kreacher from Harry Potter.

Lemon_bars_addiction · 2021-03-25T12:41:37+00:00

Literally laughed out loud. Then cringed remembering that my ex once revealed he never washes his towel (after finding out that I wash mine after max 2 to 3 uses ) because he said and I quote ‘if I only use it when my body is clean, how can it get dirty?’ 😩 Ughhhh I can’t believe my germaphobic self lasted 3 months with him (he was otherwise clean in other areas though which made it extra confusing)

disillusionedideals · 2021-03-25T15:30:28+00:00

Everytime I read these types of stories, I have to wonder if these stories are real because there is no way that people like this guy actually exists. It truly puzzles me that this dude is actually able to function as a normal human being let alone have a girlfriend. I'm shaking my head in disbelief as I'm reading this. The selection for functional, sane men are awfully slim out there...a convent is looking mighty appealing right now :)

sassyheather · 2021-03-25T12:30:51+00:00

Sis is dating a bird, I hate to say it but that’s zoophilia.

Saitschik · 2021-03-25T14:33:14+00:00

"Why do you hate my nest?" has me cracking up everytime

to_learn_to_fly · 2021-03-25T14:23:41+00:00

I died at TL;DR 😂

lskfjd743 · 2021-03-25T15:05:22+00:00

"Birdie Boy" needs a psychiatrist - not and understanding girlfriend! More evidence that men expect us to be their unpaid therapist.

Fantastic-Living · 2021-03-25T15:26:02+00:00

You would be better off investing your time in an actual bird

ItsFreezen · 2021-03-25T14:29:21+00:00

And why do you want to resolve this? Just dump him.

Hedy__Lamarr · 2021-03-25T16:15:43+00:00

Some people like to surround themselves with pillows when they sleep for a nest-like feeling. But those "nests" are on a god damn bed and should have clean linens. And those people don't normally expect their SO to also sleep surrounded by pillows.

Sleeping in a "nest" isn't the problem. Sleeping in a dirty, smelly nest and then giving your girlfriend shit for not wanting to sleep in your disgusting mound of dirty clothes on the floor is the problem.

But ultimately the real issue is that this girl is actually looking for advice on how to accept this gross behavior instead of dumping this ogre.

tiavarga · 2021-03-25T14:13:02+00:00

Now they are just trolling us. Right? RIGHT?!?!

2021-03-25T15:20:39+00:00

I'm genuinely curious about the mental process behind this. Why a nest? Why specifically nesting behavior? I'm familiar with hoarding and how devastating that illness is and its usually unresolved trauma causing the hoarding but nesting?

I wonder what ever happened to Nest Boy and if he finally got some counseling or if he bought himself a giant hamster wheel.

akashyaboa · 2021-03-25T15:24:49+00:00

Oh my... What even....

He should seek some help. Especially since it's not comfortable and not clean. Maybe it is tied to some trauma or something.

The other question is, why wasn't it a red flag to her that she has never seen his place in THREE YEARS???

mothertuna · 2021-03-25T15:27:11+00:00

Ok so he’s weird probably has other issues as well. But not even washing the clothes he sleeps on? That’s what’s more troubling to me. After years of dating if she’s never been to his home/room, she’s already played herself.

IndividualRoutine661 · 2021-03-25T15:42:31+00:00

The fuck did I just read?

Paging whole man disposal service

_HEDONISM_BOT · 2021-03-25T15:48:21+00:00

Just when I think I’ve seen rock bottom male behavior and audacity, another man collapses the floor and rock bottom plummets even lower.

Truly, WTF. She’s wasting her time. WHO LIVES LIKE THIS??

Disco_tardigrade · 2021-03-25T18:31:11+00:00

Ha! I read this to my pickme friend and even she noped this. She told her husband and he immediately went on the defensive for nest guy. Low value males really stick together.

Pahapan · 2021-03-25T17:52:46+00:00

Flashbacks to the one time I tried to sleep over at my ex boyfriend's, which was actually his mom and stepdad's house. He slept in the unfinished basement on an inflatable mattress. This was in January. In the northeast. He proceeded to get suuuper drunk, put on a movie at a really high volume (he had issues sleeping in silence), and passed out. I tried to go to sleep with him but the inflatable mattress was incredibly uncomfortable, there weren't enough blankets, and the action movie he'd put on was so goddamn loud. I was freezing.

I eventually got up and went home, to sleep in the warmth of my own proper bed. I texted him letting him know I'd gone home and actually apologized, though he didn't deserve an apology. When he woke up he had the audacity to get mad at me for leaving. I was such a PickMe clown. I had no standards, no self respect, and no dignity. Never again.

BubblyKraken · 2021-03-25T15:06:40+00:00

I feel this is a joke, right?

Defiant_Arm_9938 · 2021-03-25T15:07:38+00:00

what did I just read? this is gross.

GodILoveTheEnglish · 2021-03-25T16:33:16+00:00

“Stupid as a mud crab” gets me every time

missisabelarcher · 2021-03-25T16:23:27+00:00

If I wasn't deeply and unfortunately familiar with the grossness of scrotes, I would've thought this was a SNL skit because it's so absurdist.

But really, you never see your boyfriend's apartment for that many years and....that's not a warning sign? Where's he hiding the blow up sex dolls, sis?

CandidKick · 2021-03-25T16:24:04+00:00

Wtf am I reading. So many questions.

One glaringly disgusting conclusion, but first the evidence:

They have been together for three years. She has not seen his place in three years due to his (justified) embarrassment of his ‘nest’. Based on this information, he has had his nest for at least three years. When asked when he has washed them, he stated that he doesn’t.

Disgusting Conclusion: HE HAS BEEN SLEEPING IN AN UNWASHED ‘NEST’ OF TOWELS AND CLOTHES FOR AT LEAST THREE YEARS🤢🤮

His level of hygiene is at bedrock. There is just so much here, I can’t😤

Hippofuzz · 2021-03-25T19:09:51+00:00

So I’m a clinical psychologist... I once had a patient brought into the hospital with maggots IN his back cause they wouldn’t get up from it. Ever since I met this man (who was deeply deeply depressed) I believe these kinds of stories. People sleep in the weirdest, most unpleasant ways imaginable. Don’t lie down next to them though.

Ngwanuza · 2021-03-25T12:28:16+00:00

A nest? On the floor? 🤣🤣🤣 My chiropractor would absolutely have a heart attack at the mention of this...let alone the fact that he doesn't wash his bedding. So much ewww

Khentiamentiu42 · 2021-03-25T17:59:36+00:00

Throw. The. Whole. Man. Out.

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2021-03-25T16:01:35+00:00

My soul has left my body. I would never let this go if we were friends. Like we both could be dead for 30 years and I’d still be clowning her ass in the afterlife. Whew chile 😂😂😂😂😂🤧🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫😫

thowawaywookie · 2021-03-25T16:13:20+00:00

I couldn't stop laughing while reading this. It'd make a wacky sitcom.

I wonder how his habit even started?

If he wanted to be a birdie he could at least be a clean one and not a dirty birdie.

Get a normal bed and some soft brown sheets and blankets. Buy a bunch of washable accent pillows to make a clean nest at night. Wake up. Put the nesting materials away and make the bed like a normal person. 🤣🐣🐦🦚

Davina33 · 2021-03-25T15:23:13+00:00

Seriously? I never thought I would read something like this in my life!

light_workerx3 · 2021-03-25T17:25:29+00:00

Wow I remember reading this post !! I literally could not stop laughing , the way she wrote this post . " His nest " omg that is just ridiculous 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣

CoconutJasmineBombe · 2021-03-25T18:28:55+00:00

This is one thing about men, they can sleep almost anywhere. When I sleep, first I go around and adjust all the sheets how I like them, I wear ear plugs and a mask. I can't sleep if I haven't showered first. Some times I need to read a book to wind down, tune out, and get sleepy.

My husband? Lies down like freaking Dracula and is asleep in seconds.

2021-03-25T15:31:27+00:00

I slept like this granted on a bed but covered in clothes and towels in college at 19. Why? I was deeply depressed and had no energy to clean and just tons of self hatred and shame. Then I moved back in with my parents and even tho they’re over baring my mother was a tight ass for cleanliness and never again did I let it get that bad.

This just seems like a mental health issue. Which is his obstacle to overcome not hers. I would tread lightly on the relationship or just break up entirely. He’s 25 that’s too old to be living in a literal pit.

catchaleaf · 2021-03-25T16:31:52+00:00

This can’t be real life. How do guys like this have girlfriends. Hilarious and crazy.

Xx_SwordWords_xX · 2021-03-25T16:28:05+00:00

What the actual fuck. Dicks a plenty in this world... Move on.

PollyannaPenny · 2021-03-25T17:49:28+00:00

I call bullshit on her dating him for THREE YEARS before visiting his home and discovering the nest. Like....what? I know those stupid friends-with-benefits situations can drag out forever. But she was seriously considering moving in together when she had never set foot in his home? Thats dumb even for a Pick-Me

filh218 · 2021-03-25T18:05:36+00:00

Is he an ant?

HlGHFIVE · 2021-03-25T19:22:50+00:00

It's a literal nest. He refers to it as a nest. I wouldn't be surprised if he secretly lays eggs.

Next thing you know she'll be refusing to cook his freshly laid eggs and he'll be offended by that too.

ConfusedMegladon · 2021-03-25T16:10:40+00:00

To be fair, he probably is mentally ill.

Mothmanroadtrip · 2021-03-25T15:41:38+00:00

Nesting material. What is he? A ground squirrel? Nesting material...

spinsterchachkies · 2021-03-25T16:47:23+00:00

Classic post

Ancient-Cucumber · 2021-03-25T17:25:26+00:00

A nest? What does he think he is, a bird?! He can have his nest and lay in it too, maybe he'll make a couple of eggs, who knows?
I gotta admit, this is one of the weirdest posts out there that I've ever read. How come she didn't visit his house before three years? Anyway, his smelly nest makes me wanna gag.
And no, I would not move in and have a bed and a nest.

havingababypenguin · 2021-03-25T17:30:07+00:00

OH MY GOD. This is gold.

Sparrowjab · 2021-03-25T17:43:05+00:00

Years ago my brother had a nest. He managed to get a couple girls to sleep in it with him.

2021-03-25T21:24:27+00:00

This is the funniest thing I've read in a while, thanks for the laughs 😂

I am embarrassed to admit, but when I was younger, I dated a NVM who constantly complained about back pain and insomnia.

When I asked him why he had these issues, he told me it was because he slept on the floor because he didn't want to spend money on a bed. He made a decent living, but he was too cheap to buy a bed, so he just slept with blankets and clothes, not even a mattress 💀

Although I never thought to call it a "nest", that is basically what it was 😂 He would just sleep on the floor in a pile of blankets and clothes like some creature 😂

So gross 😂

Apricot_Ibex · 2021-03-25T22:07:54+00:00

Years ago, a male friend, who at the time I thought was kinda hot, invited me to have tea at his apartment. The amount of trash there was such a turnoff. I definitely felt less attracted to him after seeing it. Women can be messy and sloppy too, but they get so much more shit for it. Women are expected to accept a guy’s mess and just clean it up. One of my friends actually told me I should’ve just cleaned my guy friend’s apartment for him and how she knew he had a crush on me and that would’ve just melted his heart that I was playing wifey for him. No fucking thank you, lol.

He’s STILL single and TBH, the only truly bad thing about him was his sloppiness. He’s genuinely nice, smart, and physically attractive. A simple fix and he just won’t do it, but tells friends he’s getting really lonely. Cue Reddit “he’s dEpPrEsSeD.” But no, he really isn’t. He’s just lazy AF.

AliBabaBurgandy · 2021-03-25T16:09:19+00:00

Lol! I can't get over "I told him his bed was as stupid as a mud crab"

IDontAgreeSorry · 2021-03-25T16:19:31+00:00

LMFAOOOOOO. Euhm.... you’re a grown scrote, not a cute little baby bird. Why would you entertain somebody who has (and doesn’t want to let go off) a.....”nest”?

0tterpop · 2021-03-25T16:29:36+00:00

This just makes me sad. That man needs help not a woman.

sugaredberry · 2021-03-25T17:48:02+00:00

“Nesting materials” lmao

Velveteen_Woman · 2021-03-25T18:35:36+00:00

👀 I...want to believe this is fake but it's probably true. What the everloving fuck!? I feel bad because maybe he grew up poor and this is a carryover from a deprived childhood? Buts it's weird as hell and I don't see how you reach a normal compromise with this guy.

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2021-03-25T19:02:36+00:00

"nesting material" 💀

jcebabe · 2021-03-26T00:51:00+00:00

Is he the only man on Earth??? Why is she trying to work through it, like a grown man without a bed is the best she can do? She must have low self esteem. Why bother with him.

ClassicDai · 2021-03-25T16:58:21+00:00

This post haunts me. What a fucking nightmare

Catz10000 · 2021-03-25T15:46:16+00:00

You know, I used to think I'd seen and heard everything. I'm a forensic psychologist plus I've dealt with my share of scrotes. But you queens are right: men just keeping lowering the bar further and further into hell. I can't say that this shocked me any further than a raised eyebrow. Sigh.

squishiiibb · 2021-03-25T16:06:39+00:00

Oh my god he calls the pile of sh** NESTING MATERIALS I'm dead lmao!!

My boyfriend jokes that I like to make a nest out of blankets to sleep on, which is true. Pillows hurt my neck, so I like to nest around a blanket (or two.... Or three when it's cold) so I can get the perfect fit under my head and around my body for support. But that is on my clean af bed, with my white bleached sheets, and my regularly washed nesting blankets, and I have plenty of pillows to decorate the bed with or lay on when I'm not sleeping.... Like honestly wtf, I can't believe she tried crawling in there

OnlyBetterFromHere · 2021-03-25T16:30:22+00:00

There‘s a sub for people like that dude.

Check out NeckbeardNests.. if you dare.. 🤢

lisasimpsonfan · 2021-03-25T16:38:59+00:00

And I feel guilty because I steal pillows and blankets in my sleep so I can wrap myself up in the like a nest. We solved it by my partner having separate blankets and extra pillows on the bed. I also freak out if we don't change the sheets every week.

frustratedanon123 · 2021-03-25T17:57:12+00:00

JFC it would almost be funny if it wasn't so tragic. Nah sis, indeed.

jenneke-gotenberg · 2021-03-25T20:01:49+00:00

"My [24F] former boyfriend .....". There, it's fixed now.

pinbcn · 2021-03-25T20:08:40+00:00

I almost spat out my coffee, omg this is hilarious. NEXT

StandPotential · 2021-03-25T12:57:41+00:00

When I heard this mentioned on the podcast I assumed that the nest was just like a pile of laundry on a bed? But this is so much worse

boredpsychnurse · 2021-03-25T20:47:36+00:00

Wait... what podcast???

mallorn_hugger · 2021-03-25T17:19:36+00:00

I'm going to file this under "probable autism." That in no way means she has to accept it or live that way, but it is the only thing I can think of that explains him. I say this having worked in the field for ten years, dated two men on the spectrum, and my sister is engaged to someone who is very likely on the spectrum but isn't ready to identify with it yet.

2021-03-25T15:27:12+00:00

He could at least get the fashionable choice. This giant birds' nest bed is everything you never knew you wanted, according to the headline.

Edit: One with less egg-y pillows.

PrincessFartsparkle · 2021-03-25T16:07:54+00:00

Oh my god I cried laughing reading this. Was he raised by bears? I bet you are not allowed to clean his house between march and August?

sunologie · 2021-03-25T16:46:15+00:00

Yo wtf??? This man needs therapy I’ve never heard something so bizarre in my life

electrowormfly · 2021-03-25T17:27:59+00:00

I thought this was a troll too but I once went on like 2 dates with a guy who sleeps in a reclining chair every night. He was also an alcoholic who tried to cover it up but I saw the red flags. It’s not quirky, just kind of sad.

StevieZizzou · 2021-03-25T17:36:26+00:00

Where can i find the podcast?!

karaokekiller · 2021-03-25T20:40:51+00:00

When my kids were younger, maybe 3 &5? Or thereabouts they made nests using their bedding one night for fun.

They were young kids.

They did it for one night and then went back to their beds.

How on earth do people do things like this lomg term?!

cheapbritney · 2021-03-25T20:49:21+00:00

If this is real, this man has some serious mental issues. It sounds like hoarding, but hoarder usually are ashamed of their situation and would jump at the chance to change it. Him refusing to change his ways - getting a bed or even separate bedrooms - is what doesn't make sense and makes me question the situation. Maybe he's also a narcissist and that's why he doesn't want to give up control?

Either way, sister should've left the place and ended the relationship the moment he showed her "the nest".

"We are currently not speaking". Good. Keep it that way. Forever.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-03-25T20:56:25+00:00

OMG, I once dated a guy who did this but it was presumably because he had severe asthma and couldn't yet afford an organic mattress w/o flame retardants. He tried a water bed but the latex or plasticizers choked him.

I just chalked it up to his being a fragile, socially awkward physics geek. But maybe it was some lame antisocial rebellion too, like men who shave their heads and stop bathing on their honeymoons.

Anyway, I didn't stick around to see if he hatched any eggs in his "nest."

2021-03-25T21:30:46+00:00

I've literally been laughing for 10 solid minutes at this post 😂

lvoncreek · 2021-03-25T21:54:57+00:00

I laughed so hard at this what the fuck XD

CatusCactus · 2021-03-25T23:45:15+00:00

This is an FDS classic. It’s so funny to me that there are some men that live like this. There needs to be a list of posts that demonstrate why we need FDS

dismayed_starfish · 2021-03-26T07:42:53+00:00

I'm going to start using 'stupid as a mud crab' as my go-to insult

2021-03-25T15:48:13+00:00

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karabnp · 2021-03-25T16:47:08+00:00

This is comedy, to me.🐣 A part of me prays it’s made up.

Yet, if this is in fact real, she’s been dating her bf for 3 years, and never went to his place..?? I can understand for the first little while, yet, THAT long??

Also, with his “nest” that he still wants, even after moving in together/getting and having a bed, and also, having a couch at his place, I wonder if this “nest” thing is a trauma response due to his upbringing and/or something that happened in his life..??

Why else would you still want to sleep in a “nest” with access to a couch or bed..?? Something is going on with him. I know it seems weird, yet, as one who has dealt with and been around many people with trauma issues, this sounds like there is faaaar more to the story. It’s sad, really.😕 I hope he gets the help he needs.

ekkokekekko · 2021-03-25T17:14:58+00:00

Well that is some kind of fucked up.

TrixieFriganza · 2021-03-25T13:23:36+00:00

Lol her boyfriend totally must be a chimp because they build a nest like this, is she sure he's human. I still can't stop laughing and being disgusted when I read this.

bleeding_stars · 2021-03-25T13:24:56+00:00

Honestly...this guy sounds like he needs professional help! Sorry but "nesting" does not seem like a normal quirk! Also..the fact that he's never washed it is disgusting...😷

MeanWhatISay · 2021-03-25T13:35:26+00:00

A while ago, I was watching a series called “Extreme Cheapskates” where people would do weird shit like that to save money. I kind of wonder if this nesting thing was similar to that? Regardless though - if you are this cheap and weird, don’t be looking for a girlfriend.

sillyceramics · 2021-03-25T14:18:59+00:00

I’m crying laughing at this

cakewalkofshame · 2021-03-25T14:36:34+00:00

Disgusting. Like a giant hamster.

Responsible_Stuff_13 · 2021-03-25T14:46:06+00:00

Only one thing to do with this man, cut him off like a dead limb.

soupsorcerer · 2021-03-25T14:46:41+00:00

This guy sounds like Rigby from Regular Show which is a terrible thing, I would be out of there immediately if someone I was with slept like a cartoon raccoon.

Princess_Nell · 2021-03-25T15:11:17+00:00

This reminds me of all the guys in college who didn't use sheets and would just sleep on the bare college-provided mattress... did that happen at your colleges too? This sub has really helped me see behaviors like that in a different light.

chapped_lip · 2021-03-25T15:41:11+00:00

she wants to work it out with a dude that sleeps on a pile of clothes and refuses to get a real bed? What?!?

chlojo01213 · 2021-03-25T15:47:59+00:00

Two of my husband’s former roommates lived like that! My husband was the only one in the apartment who owned a bed. I always wondered what they’d do if they ever tried to date...

tasteefreezee · 2021-03-25T15:50:58+00:00

I’m sorry, WHAT?

JeSuisMagique · 2021-03-25T16:09:27+00:00

Hey what 🕶🤏🏻😃

LosingNirvana · 2021-03-25T16:13:04+00:00

He’s a bird-type alien pretending to be human. Run before he implants an egg in you!

illbeyourkitty · 2021-03-25T16:14:37+00:00

3 years and NEVER has been in his apartment??? Nah.....

BoredOfBeing · 2021-03-25T16:17:30+00:00

The smell. The mold. Just no

MsDiscaplin · 2021-03-25T18:26:36+00:00

First of all, how have you been dating for 3 years and just now seeing his apartment?

devilsadvocate3001 · 2021-03-25T18:49:20+00:00

What the actual f--- did i just read, it is so hilarious absurd but also somewhat concerning

Threwaway1469 · 2021-03-25T19:25:27+00:00

D I G U S T I N G!

sophietheadventurer · 2021-03-25T19:31:52+00:00

Oh my god

Imaginary-Driver-767 · 2021-03-25T19:46:26+00:00

Nooooooo.. like just.. no!

2021-03-25T20:29:15+00:00

This can't even be true! So you want to still move in with this person?? She must have very low self esteem and thinks she needs a man.

Sarge4542 · 2021-03-25T20:38:41+00:00

Did anyone else think that she was describing Rigby's bed from regular show?

strayfox88 · 2021-03-25T20:55:23+00:00

Note to self: visit BF's nest sooner rather than later🙀

vintagexrose · 2021-03-25T16:00:59+00:00

Ew....

lalalathisisboring · 2021-03-25T12:17:32+00:00

This has got to be satire, right?

HutuZulu1234 · 2021-03-25T16:09:54+00:00

First sentence is problematic. Ya'll have been dating for 3 years and you just visiting his apartment NOW???

idiay · 2021-03-25T21:14:38+00:00

Holy shit. I thought my sleeping habits were weird.

DisastrousSundae · 2021-03-25T21:20:06+00:00

He needs to be in therapy, not a romantic relationship

thenew-supreme · 2021-03-25T22:16:31+00:00

Yikes. Maybe he had a hard childhood.

Morepaperplease · 2021-03-25T22:27:52+00:00

You can run away. Far, far away! And do this as quickly as possible!

oh_beach_please · 2021-03-25T23:01:00+00:00

Ahahahaha she's literally dating Rigby

minid2020 · 2021-03-25T23:11:17+00:00

Ok fine, have a nest, but at least wash the clothes that make up the nest regularly 🤷🏽‍♀️

_RustInPiece_ · 2021-03-26T01:12:26+00:00

I can tell, 'the nest^TM' is going to haunt me in my dreams. It's the place where buttcrumb-guy returns to after a long day at the field.

ferociouslycurious · 2021-03-26T03:26:39+00:00

I’m about to vomit just thinking about it.

alexjames_sc · 2021-03-26T11:46:17+00:00

I would never date a guy for 3 whole years without seeing his place. If he didn't want me to go I'd assume it's because he's married or is hiding bodies. Nope.

2021-03-26T12:57:37+00:00

My birds live in better conditions than your boyfriend

Dexaroo5716 · 2021-03-26T17:56:54+00:00

So like . . A bacteria pit. And he’s offended that you don’t wanted to waller in years old dirty laundry. Does he have a fridge or . . Is it just like a trough. There aren’t enough bedrooms in the world for mentality. Girl run.

miss_peach94 · 2021-03-30T11:55:38+00:00

Is she seriously considering sticking around? Because now obviously he sees no reason to change

The "bed nest" post that was mentioned in the podcast

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There is downright NO FKNG WAY THIS POST IS REAL!!!!?!

Title	The "bed nest" post that was mentioned in the podcast
Author	rlcute
Upvotes	2446
Comments	299
Date	March 25, 2021 12:14 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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