"The Shit Test Buster Game: Round 1"

MattyAnon · 2015-12-03T17:56:45+00:00

Ahh... what a great thread.

Some general observations about being shit tested:

Try not to see it as a test. It is a test, but part of passing is to make it not be a test. Jumping through her hoops all the time is weak, it can be better to see it as her childishly misbehaving and being cheeky rather than testing, so...
... do retaliate with some tests of your own (pressure flip, no-win questions, etc)
Try not to do Agree and Amplify to every shit test. It's very good, but it's predictable if it's every answer you give.
Be aware that the funny answers can encourage her to just keep doing it because it's entertaining, so ....
... just flat out ignore some of the tests. Especially things like "we're not having sex" and "you're too old" or rubbish like that. Let her just sit there feeling uncomfortable for a bit and then you change the subject.

Avoiding basically-yes and basically-no type answers, your options are to add variety to your shit test responses are:

Agree and amplify to the point of absurdity
Ignore
Ask another question back
Hand a shit test right back (pressure flip)
Answer a different question
Make funny noises and/or do something else distracting and ridiculous
Look at her like she's just said the most ridiculous thing ever, and/or laugh
Look at her like she's a cheeky little puppy
Look at her with contempt and disapproval, perhaps with "oh.... you were doing so well until this point". Perhaps just the look.

Do not underestimate the value of disapproval. It's easy to fall into the trap of making everything super happy happy even when she's handing out shit, but girls DO crave approval and DO value the opinion of high value men and don't want to lose out on a great option (remember they are even more geared towards not-losing than even beta men are). And one way to increase your value is to make your approval harder to come by.

Metalaggeddon · 2015-12-03T18:45:19+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I like to have fun.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

And they love it.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

You can cheer me up later.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Hah. Enough to know what I want. You?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Everyone in the club. (concerned look) Why? Your vision going?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only for a quality post op.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

(whispers) I hear he has a prehensile 12inch too!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Great! You must need a break!

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Neither do I, couldn't sit down after the boy, couldn't get satisfied with the sugar daddy.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Wow... You must not know anyone. How do you find jobs?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Great! When you find him we can cut off, I won't be mad.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Presumptive much?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Awesome, I'm not picky about positions, no buttstuff, cake is delicious but blood is a no, and yes (hard glare) I manscape.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Yeah you're right, oral only then we can call it a night.

Or (if already fucking)

Sounds good, Haven't done slow in a while... Shallow or deep?

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Well I am! Don't worry first one is free.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Game someone else in her Los, if the guy makes eye contact, bro fist, if not, forget her. She'll either come back or you'll go home with another slot. Win win.

Bachiavellian · 2015-12-03T17:19:55+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Yep, but my piano and guitar don't know about each other so don't tell.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the ones who are at least 4/10. (Delivery with a smirk)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Yeah... go get me a beer so I'll feel better.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

(Silently counting on fingers, smiling and laughing as I remember the good ones, occasionally counting 2 at once) after counting at least 30 on my fingers I would say "2".

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

What do you mean "else"? I'm not that easy.

The thing about shit tests is I find delivery is the most important thing. I could say all these things and still come across as a beta fag. I've given some terrible responses before and still pass because my delivery showed I really didn't care.

Ben_Eszes · 2015-12-03T15:42:28+00:00

Note: I have several responses to these questions that I typically use, but they have been learned from others. In that case, here are some different ones that I haven't personally tried; I'm hoping to get feedback and potentially use these in the future (or not). I tend to take an "Agree & Amplify" approach, by the way. I love sarcastic humor and this method is an outlet for that desire.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yeah. But only on Tuesdays and Saturdays. [You could also tack on "... so it looks like you're in luck."]

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

You're the first girl I have ever talked to.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Sometimes it's tough being as attractive as I am.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

After [20, 50, 100 - depends on the girl], I have lost count.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes. [Always yes.]

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yes (or no). Why, are you?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

That guy over there? I agree.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Congratulations! Continue talking.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good, that's a requirement for girls I date.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's good because I don't just accept numbers.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Oh, but of course! I always let the lady sit down at the table first.

[Alternate: I'll wait for you, but I'm going to be with other girls during that waiting period.]

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Whew! That's a relief!

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Note: I read -Shifter-'s reply and, although he wrote this response for #14, it is pure gold: "What's your name again?" (Ctrl+F and go upvote it!)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Very slowly drag your hand down her arm. Is this slow enough?

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I could tell. Whores don't complain as much as you do.

Bonus

Go have some fun with some other girls.

BradPill · 2015-12-03T22:40:56+00:00

Well done, Omlala - have been reading TRP a lot, but this is one of the more practical posts that was lacking!

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

A: "Yes, mainly chess. You? Tuba?"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

A: "Nope. To MILFs only."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

A: "Really? And it is not even Sadurday."

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

A: "2, I think. The rest didn't want me to go to sleep...".

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

A: "Nooooo... I have been staring at you all night!"

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

A: "Please tell me you are not homophobic!"

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

A: "Yeah, that is why I am with him..."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

A: "No you have not - you're just not creative...."

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

A: "Really? Why not? Bad experience?"

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

A: "In that case, let me email you - just write it down here."

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

A: "So how long have you been looking?"

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

A: "Is that really all you can think of? You girls are all the same!"

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

A: "My favorite icecream-flavor is pistachio. Yours?"

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

A: "Ok, I'll take you slowly...."

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

A: "I know! But you're non exactly a nun either.... right?"

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

theultmatecad · 2015-12-03T21:10:02+00:00

Solid post and alot of fun reading guys responses.

Just wanted to throw out that there is no best response as far as words go.

Passing a shit test is displaying zero fucks at the attempt to ruffle your feathers

Sergnb · 2015-12-03T21:07:05+00:00

This thread reads like one of those british panel shows about nonsense with famous comedians. Some funny motherfuckers around here.

Surprised to find that I have inadvertedly passedsome of these "tests" because I default to "sarcastic funny asshole" mode whenever I'm talking to strangers at social situations. I don't really follow much on trp theory (I just browse around for the ocasional tips here and there) but this thread seems to show that as long as you are keeping it funny and light hearted, you return the figurative slap back to her, and you don't get inside your own head, you are gonna be fine.

If there were more threads like this and less stuff about feminists I would totally hang out here more often

NickCiufi · 2015-12-03T17:18:47+00:00

ROUND 1 Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

That depends. Is a "player" someone who always gets what he wants? If so, then yes."

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

If you had a line as good as that, you'd say it to everyone too.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I lost my teddy bear earlier and now I don't know who to sleep with.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Only the ones who thought I was cute. I lost track after 1000.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

That depends. How likely are you to stalk your competition?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only for Derek Jeter.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Back off bitch, he's mine!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Do you always tell people your problems so suddenly?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good choice. Jared got 15 years for dating little boys. You know why old men make the best lovers? I'll give you a hint: it has to do with their dentures.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Well then trade it for mine.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

You should be looking for someone who's not afraid to make a move.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Well not with THAT attitude we're not. -wink-

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

My thoughts exactly. You're not as crazy as most women, right?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

OK. -Pull back and start playing with your phone.-

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

And you never will be, with THAT attitude!

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

I high-five the dude and move on.

kitedancing · 2015-12-03T18:58:55+00:00

I've noticed that most of these questions fall into one of two categories: her trying to attach a label to you, and her making a statement about herself (usually for LMR). For the first type of question, you can play around with time frames/segments, and for the second type of question, you can parallel/reverse it on her. This way, instead of trying to remember a "best" answer for each question, you can easily pull out either type of stock answer. I personally find it easier. By the way, I take no credit for most of the type 1/2 answers below, I saw them in the top comments and just noticed the pattern.

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Only on weekdays (type 1)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Only the ones I see on weekdays (type 1)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” I can't decide if I should meet up with Jill or Jane tomorrow

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” What, like today? (type 1)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” What, like later today? (type 1)

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only on Thursdays (type 1)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” My friend Jane is hot, let's rope her in for a three way. Thanks for the idea.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Me too (type 2)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Cool, me neither (type 2)

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Me neither, they usually give me theirs (type 2)

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Look at watch, count 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and re-engage

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Of course we aren't, did you think I was that easy? (type 2)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” That's great, I'm all for getting to know you in the biblical sense

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” resume whatever you were doing, but in exaggerated slow motion

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Don't worry, I know exactly what you are

apolloreign · 2015-12-03T20:05:12+00:00

ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I'm more like a coach at this point

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I don't even talk to girls

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

My mom forgot about dinner so I'm looking for a late night snack

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

You mean this week?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Only when I open my eyes

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only after 10 on Tuesdays

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah he's got a huge dick too

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I have a goldfish...

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

So what you're saying is that you're boring

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Sorry, I don't play games

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Then you should probably be looking for a husband at the DMV

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Haha. Maybe you're not having sex tonight, I'm sure I'll be fine.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Haha I'm (x yrs Old) and don't even know myself, good luck

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Hah. OK. start texting backup plate

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

See answer #14

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Give him dap then approach the other chick who's been eyeing you with that competition anxiety

mrust · 2015-12-04T00:52:50+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Not yet, but maybe if things doesn't work out between us.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the pretty ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I just solved world peace... Then I realized there's only one of me.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

You mean this week? / All of them.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Lean close in and whisper What, you mean... like... shift eyes back and forth ghosts?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

You've got some sick fantasies.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I'll introduce you. Just don't mention his war injury.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Congratulations. When's the wedding?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Who said anything about dating?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Of course not. We're going to trade.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Hope you find him. I'm really not that guy.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

no response necessary

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Of course. You can start here. This is my penis.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

one step back, two steps forward, repeat, then freezeout

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

That's a relief. I'm not carrying any cash. I kid

dapowa · 2015-12-03T15:58:52+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” No, I just fuck a lot.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” And all ninety-five of them /love/ it. (shit eating grin.)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”* I was thinking of the starving children in Africa while I ate lunch.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Yes.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Yeah, there's probably forty people nearby but I'm talking to you.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” No, my boyfriend and I don't ever make eye contact.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” He has a huge cock, too.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Just one? (w/ these girls, I see it as a lost cause from the moment they make the remark, I read it as SMV not high enough)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Hey, me neither. We can talk about that later, what's your number?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” How do you meet new people?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I love waiting.. on my sandwich. (I'd probably just stare at the chick with an admittedly dumb expectation of her realizing she's being retarded.)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” If we were, you'd have a real hard time saying that.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” I like blackcoffeegoodfoodbrowndogs. All better, lets go. (with a grin) ((most of the time I fuck around if they're saying this))

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” No clue about this, it's been said once to me and physical escalation killed it.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Oh thank god, I didn't bring any small bills.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

I'd just walk off and talk with others.

iliketreeslikereally · 2015-12-03T16:18:16+00:00

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phantomorg · 2015-12-03T17:08:27+00:00

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Enough to know what you're really asking me.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Not until four.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

What's stopping this date then?

-Anteros- · 2015-12-03T21:38:51+00:00

Basic

Note: actions are in italics

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Probably.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.."

You should hear what the girls say to me!

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Thats just how my face looks. Jerk.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Who keeps track of that?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Its too early for us to get married. Down girl.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only one way to find out. Go for the tit grab

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

He used to date a very chubby girl. Maybe I can hook you two up?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

shrug then carry on like she said nothing.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

You can't always get what you want. Good luck with me.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Haha OK Hand her your phone and order her to enter it

Advanced

Note: These seem to happen in a more intimate setting so they have more intimate answers.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

We've waited long enough.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Thats not really what you want. fondle her

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

You'll never know me.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I'll go slow. Proceed to fondle her slowly

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Don't be silly. proceed to take her clothes off

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Get another girl of similar quality. No need to debase myself trying to detach their genitals. If HB9 comes back, be considerably aggressive with the lay.

PS: Much of this is what I did before learning an acceptable amount of abundance and allowing myself to be more direct throughout the interaction. In other words I don't put up with many shit tests like these any more since the girl already expects that sex is going to happen (and that its fun and normal) after talking to me for a short while.

XzistenZ · 2015-12-03T19:36:35+00:00

Story time

I once had a girl in my bed with her shirt off...nipples in my mouth... I started taking everything else off and she stops me...

I asked her what was the matter and she said she is not that kind of girl and needs to get to know me more.

Said ok. Got up picked up her clothes, car keys and random shit she had in my bathroom and threw it out if the fucking house. Cue in the yelling, crying and you're an asshole! Routine.

Either way she put on one of my shirts on and left indignant as hell.

I went to bed. Who give a shit. She was about a 7 so nothing major. She knew it because 2 hours later she came knocking at my door saying she was sorry and I was right, she wanted me but didn't want to seem like a slut. Told her I was not in the mood anymore and slammed the door on her.

Week later I had a three some with her and her friend. I teased her the whole week that she is a flake and a pussy and escalated the whole until I dared her to bring a friend. She did. Guess she wasn't a pussy. Funny how that works.

They are now both dating my co workers (really awkward). And still talk to me on the side to have fun "just you and me this time".

Fucking women.

I don't post often here, but you guys are somewhat entertaining. Got tons of stories...I was married for 8 years...deployed and found out about john...fuck her. Got a LTR now that's worth it but in the last year I got in the 100s.

awalt_cupcake · 2015-12-03T22:57:41+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Well, you're not wrong.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I was born this way.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Haven't stopped to count.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I see a lot of people every day.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Let's find out. You and me. Right now. extends hand

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah he had a gay crush on me.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I have a math test tomorrow.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Me neither.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

(This one is hard)

Neither do I but I'd like to. amused look

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I'm sure he's out there. walks away.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Ok sure. grin

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

That'll take (insert age) years to explain and we both don't have the time for that.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

That's not the safe word! kidding. Real attempt: Slow like this? smile while massaging legs or something

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I thought you were a girl who liked having fun. say it stoically

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Grind him.

Realistically: find a nearby hotty and dance with her and get her to grind me. Abundance mentality.

note: This was really fun! It got me to think strategically like solving a puzzle. More of these please! I know I need the work. I'm going to look at everyone else's answers now.

redpillschool · 2015-12-03T20:51:08+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Absolutely, and often times I win.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I do, so don't tell them!

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I was just remembering my turkey sandwich from lunch today. God, he just went so quickly...

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Two thousand, seven hundred-twelve and one half. But who's counting?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Not in the next ten minutes...

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Why, do you have a penis? wink

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yes, and he's all mine, you can't have him.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Well, don't tell him about us! Awkward!

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

That's what Jared said, too...

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I'll give it back when I'm done!

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Thank god, every girl I've been with always comes so early.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

And we're definitely not having pancakes for breakfast afterwards.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Ok, well I think it all started when I was just a wee little baby, and I had just gone outside for the first time. I thought, gosh the world sure is a great, beautiful place full of opportunities. But, that optimism didn't last long, it all changed on my first day of kindergarden...

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Ok, I'll go slower, but don't blame me if slower kissing gets drool on your blouse.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Of course not, I wasn't planning on paying you.

letsgetrandy · 2015-12-03T17:37:20+00:00

1: ”Are you a player?”

I'm not a player I just crush a lot

2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

And men too. When a line is good, why not?

3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Sometimes the burden of being this awesome gets to me.

4: ”How many girls have you slept with?”

Slept? Or had sex? Because we may do a lot of things, but sleep won't usually be one of them.

5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yeah, but I don't think I could arrange a threesome on such short notice, so do you mind if we just focus on each other for now?

6: ”Are you gay?”

Are you retarded? Oh, sorry, was that offensive?

7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I KNOW! Do you think he notices me? Do you think I have a shot?

8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

That's cool. He can watch.

9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Neither do I.

10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's cool. We can work that out in the morning.

11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I'm not afraid to wait... I waited in college. Pay was crap but the tips were good.

12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

[Smirking] Of course not... you probably wore your granny panties and didn't shave your legs. I wouldn't want you to be embarrassed.

13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

No. You don't.

14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

No spoken response is necessary. Just slow down for a minute and then continue. She just needs time to come up with an excuse for her behavior.

15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Honestly never heard this before. If she says this, you've probably fucked up in some other major way earlier in the night.

HappyNacho · 2015-12-03T22:40:47+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Are you afraid of competition?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the pretty ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

The most depressing day of my life. I ran out of ketchup.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

That reminds me, I have to get new pillowcases, this is the 2nd time in a week a girl leaves make up on them.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

My schedule is so filled up that I hardly see my dog anymore.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

I'm so gay that I came of the closet twice and now I'm back to square one but with a fabulous apartment.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Sure he is! You should see him without clothes like I did.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I'm not into being watched. He could come back after we're done.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

I'm so little/old that I could be your son/dad!

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Ever? So how do you expect me to call you on Friday?

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I wait all the time. Like when I make my coffee everyday. That's a loooong wait.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Of course not! We're just gonna do X and then I'm going to take you to your place.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

You know my name, that's more of what most people know.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Sure thing (ignore and continue)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I'm not a player either! What kind of man do you think I am?

menergize · 2015-12-03T18:37:10+00:00

All my answers depend on your ability to deliver them without giving a shit what she thinks. Hold frame fellas, hold frame.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yeah, let's speed this up, I have someone to meet smirk

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

And?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

You'd be sad too if you were looking at what I was looking at.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Probably more than you, but we can change that together.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes. There's people all around us. Are you not seeing these people? I must be fucking crazy.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

For myself.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

What's the name of that friend you work with again?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Me too, we should hook them up.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Eventually you won't have a choice. Better get some practice now.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

You're not giving it out, I'm taking it from you. Here, put your number in my phone.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I'm not afraid, I'm just not willing to.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Good, I was terrified you'd take my virginity tonight.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Let's get to know each other, then. I have an 8 inch dick and a 151 IQ. What's your bra size?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Haha, maybe you should go now. Start to get dressed

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Good, at least I won't catch anything then.

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Open phone -> Text plate -> Leave club -> Ignore all contact from HB9 for 2 weeks and slate her as nothing more than plate material

Edited: For bonus round and formatting

Chockrit · 2015-12-03T18:48:57+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I was about to ask you the same.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the ones named (girl's name here. Works best if she has a unique name.)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

My goldfish died, and on top of that, I don't have your number.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

That's not a question you just ask a lady like me.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

No. Is your name "Anyone Else"?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only during a full moon.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

You too?! Now I have even more competition.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

But boyfriends are like Pringles. You can't have just one.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Neither do I, that's something we have in common.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

And neither do I, that's why I asked you yours.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Well do you have any magazines?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Not yet.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Catch 22, to get to know me you have to get to know me.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Proceed to move in slow motion.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I would walk away. I don't want or need that shit.

knitro · 2015-12-03T19:20:46+00:00

I'll do part 1 and depending upon response/approval, move to the others:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

No, I just have a loyal fan club.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” (side note, 'I bet you say that to all the boys' is an excellent pressure flip sentence to get them to qualify whatever they've said)

Only because it works

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” (side note, never encountered this in the wild) Do you ever think there's more to life than being really, really ridiculously good looking? (All girls know Zoolander)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Well, it's probably more than Jesus would've wanted.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Nothing too serious, you know how it is. (They almost always do)

I think that there's more than one way to skin a cat. People who are universally glib or cocky or funny won't have much success as a more varied approach. There's times to be sincere, times to escalate, times to diffuse with humor etc. 1 & 4 are more humorous, 5 is earnest, 2 is cocky. A lot is being fluid, adaptable and situationally aware. What I might say to one girl vs another varies greatly.

icecow · 2015-12-03T19:43:22+00:00

Beginner

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Of course I am, CandyCrush is my favorite

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

no, I tell them all kinds of bullshit

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I finally got around to watching The Titanic

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Count to 10 on your fingers, reach for her hand, "can I borrow your hand?"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yeah, but I think she's a spy

Are these shit? I made them up impromptu

TRPdoctor · 2015-12-03T20:48:40+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yes - guitar and violin. You?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

What? Have you been recording me? Creep.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Just tired of looking so good.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Not sure..If she put me to sleep then I probably forgot about her...

Or

More than you know, less than you think.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I see dead people.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Woah, slow down Mister. You're a nice guy and all but I'm taken.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I'd fuck him.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Poor guy.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys”

Yeah you're a little too old for that..

or

I know right? Diapers are such a turnoff.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Give? Oh, I’m not going to take it. Just borrow it. I will give it back I promise.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Woah, slow down. You are going to have to wine and dine me before THAT happens...

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Oh cool. My criminal record is online, just google it real quick. Only a few murders.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

(repeat whatever physical activity you were trying but in slow motion)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Lucky you, I only put out to non-whores.

CallmeKraven · 2015-12-04T01:02:58+00:00

Q1: "Are you a player?"

We are all players, most people are just unaware of the game.

Q2: "Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.."

Yep and 60% of the time, it works everytime.

Q3: "What's the matter? You look so sad."

None of the other reindeer would let me join in their reindeer games.

Q4: "How many girls have you slept with?"

Wait, am I supposed to be keeping track?

Q5: "Are you seeing anyone else?"

Yeah I just started seeing this new barber, how's my hair look?

Q6: "Are you gay?"

Nah but it hasn't stopped them from trying to recruit me.

Q7: "Wow. Your friend Chad is hot."

Easy tiger, he's mine.

Q8: "I have a boyfriend."

Me too, so you need to promise not to tell him about us.

Q9: "I don't date little boys/old men."

Me neither, let's find out what else we have in common.

Q10: "Sorry, I don't just give out my number."

Oh no, don't tell me you like to exchange emails.

Q11: "I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to wait."

I thought you said you were spontaneous?

Q12: "...and just so you know, we aren't having sex."

Don't be such a pessimist, you might have a chance if you play your cards right.

Q13: "Sorry. I need to get to know you first."

You're right. Let's take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a town called Bel-Air.

Q14: "Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let's take things slow."

I'll do my best Resume what you are doing but in slow motion

Q15: "What kind of girl do you think I am?! I'm not some whore!"

You can do anything you put your mind to. I believe in you.

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Walk up to them, look right at her and say: "Whoa, what are you doing dancing with my man?" Then look at him and say, "I thought we had something special man, you probably don't even remember my name!"

kragshot · 2015-12-04T02:14:15+00:00

Shit...you could "Positive K (can't link on this tablet...just watch his video "I Got A Man" for reference)" your way through 3/4ths of all of these shit tests....

First time I heard that song, I nearly passed out from laughing so hard. A) the shit's funny as hell and B) it works like a charm on 70% of pulls.

DreadPirateRoberts · 2015-12-03T16:39:24+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Totally. Let's play a game.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Not all, just the ones I find interesting.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Come sit on my lap and I'll tell you all about it.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

99, but not one was a bitch.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Totally, but Jebus said to give girls a try, so here I am.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I know. I make it a habit to spend my time only with extremely attractive people.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Just one? Pfffft.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good. I won't deal with a girl that molests children or abuses the elderly.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

My place or yours?

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I'm not afraid. Just unwilling.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

I'll get a cab/uber for you.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

I'll get a cab/uber for you.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Whew, what a relief. I'm glad you said it, because I was thinking to myself "I'm not sure I'm ready for this kind of thing." This boner was a lie. Let's watch House of Cards.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

No, you're right, you're not some whore. You're the most alluring, sexiest, interesting, mind-bogglingly beautiful whore I've ever spent time with.

Bonus: Find another girl, chat her up. Leave with other girl.

ironblacksmith · 2015-12-03T18:08:41+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

What gave me away?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the cute ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Ignore. (Never gotten this, but ignoring is usually my go to)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Thousands! or if they know someone I've slept with (or I've slept with them) I might say I'm a virgin.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Am I that pretty?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I'd hit it.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I have a dog. -Show picture on my phone- Change subject.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Ignore.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Ignore.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Ignore.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

I know, I'm waiting until marriage.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Ignore.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

You're right, I wouldn't want you to think I'm a slut. -Continue-

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Good! I don't have much cash on me.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Find another girl.

iliketreeslikereally · 2015-12-03T19:36:09+00:00

I'm not from the U.S. so I get different shit tests here, and mostly they're not verbal and this obvious, but right off the bat (well really things I've already said in the past that have become habit):

-1. I have a boyfriend.

That's ok, we don't need him. (Smirk, I'm-gonna-fuck-you-look)

-2. How many girls have you slept with?

All of them. You're the only one left ; ) // It's your turn now.// It's finally your turn.

-3. Wow, your friend Chad is hot.

Right? Want me to call him over here? I'll tell him there's a girl desperate for his attention. turn around Hey, Matt!

Friskiestnut · 2015-12-10T19:10:55+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I'd describe myself more as a user.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I actually stole this from a girl.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I'm sensitive. (sarcastically)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Including your friend over there?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

No, I legitimately have tunnel vision directly at your face right now.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Why? You down for an Eiffel tower?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Chad's also gay, so about that Eiffel Tower?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

You look like the type of girl that could use two.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

It's not really that little, its just cold in here.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's fine, i'll get it from your cute friend over there

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Why are you bringing up your weight?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Well maybe your not, but i'm getting laid either way.... (masturbation motion)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Just look me up on wikipedia

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

So you want me to write you letters instead of text you?

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

No, but if you were, honestly how much do you think you would be worth a night?

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Say excuse me, this is my dance partner, start dancing with the guy instead of the girl, hope he understands and I leave with my teeth.

boxofcookies101 · 2015-12-03T17:40:49+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I don't like to use the word Player. Instead, lets say I'm a fun guy.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Yeah, it works too.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Never got this one.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I smile and reminisce, then reply "I have fun."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Who knows?

eazyThoughts · 2015-12-03T18:04:19+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yeah do you only like virgins?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Stopped counting after I hit 1 million.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Nah I cut off all contact from the world when I met you.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Are you afraid I'm going to steal all the guys from you?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

You should talk to him.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Don't be shy.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Cool I'll message you in a few years.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Sure. (radio silence for a few days, if she doesn't invite me over after, NEXT)

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

In all honesty, think about it the next day when I'm lifting to piss me off. Otherwise just do my own thing and get other girls.

pm_me_ur_pornstache · 2015-12-03T18:07:20+00:00

It's a rare day a post in TRP gets me to comment. This looks like fun.

ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Giggle like she's making a joke, and say "Nooooooo noooo I would never do that. Do you ask all your guys that question, or just me?"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"Just the fun ones."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

"My dog just died"

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Enough to know exactly what I from a girl.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

"Not tonight."

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"Is that how good I look? Damn."

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

"I keep telling him chicks would dig him, but he just doesn't believe me."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

"I have a beer. In a bit, I'll have another one."

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

"Good thing I'm neither one of those."

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"Cool, I like having single-serving friends, too."

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

In an affirming kind of tone, "Right on. Don't wait on me, go find him. I mean it. I don't like wasting my time."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Bless your heart. Alrighty."

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Alright, here on out, I'm not confident about my responses. I'll look at others' shit and see what's up.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

HeinousFu_kery · 2015-12-03T18:12:14+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

"Chess - your move."

Also: "You're not some hatchet murderer are you?"

"What is this? Thursday? No...I'm off duty today."

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"I haven't met all the girls yet."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Never run into this, but my favorite someday answer is "I'll be sorry to see you go in the morning..."

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"I'm sorry, I don't give out my number (see #10)"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

"I see a good deal..."

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yes, I'm a lesbian....maybe you can help me? (bi chicks have found this hilarious)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

"Antibiotics should help with that in a few days."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

"A man of good taste, obviously. Good that he appreciates you getting out and about like this."

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

"That's good - one isn't legal and the other's subjective."

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"Neither do I...oh, you mean my phone number?" (See #4)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

"I'm not afraid, but I'm not given to wasting time either."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"You may not be..."

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"Let's get out of here...I'll show you around..."

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

-- I usually do a sloth imitation at this point (see /u/gruntamasta for similar)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"You shouldn't say things like that about yourself...."

OilyB · 2015-12-03T18:13:32+00:00

Basic

Q1: "are you a player?" A: "of course I am, until I meet someone worthy of my commitment."

Q2:" bet you say that to all the girls" A: "if they're buying it, it's working isn't it?"

Q3: "what's the matter, you look so sad." A: "I'm just shooting the breeze. There's nothing entertaining going on right now. Is there?"

Q4: "how many girls have you slept with?" A: "enough to discern the dredges from the good ones."

Q5: "are you seeing anyone else?" A: "I always have a gf, it's just, sometimes she consists of 3 people, sometimes just the One. Right now I don't have a The One..."

Intermediate

Q6: "are you gay?" A: "only when you're boring or homely."

Q7: "your friend Chad is hot." A: "well now, he's the gay one! Lol"

Q8: "I have a boyfriend." A: "I don't see no chains on your ankle. Or are you ballwhipped?"

Q9: "I don't date little boys/old men" A: "thanks, you just answered my next question - 'how liberal is she?'"

Q10: "sorry, I don't just give out my number" A: "that's okay, you'll be giving it by yourself later."

Advanced

Q11: "looking for someone who is not afraid to wait." A: "wait for what? I see, you didn't shower before you came here?"

Q12: "we're not having sex" A: "of course not, darling."

Q13: "sorry, need to get to know you first." A: "Okay, hi, I'm your last date ever."

Q14: "stop, moving too fast, let's take things slow." A: "I'm thirsty, you wanna get me another drink?" A2: "I'm going back to my friends. Later!"

Q15: "I'm not some whore!" A: "of course you're not. You're a mature woman who's liberated and enjoying her autonomous life."

Bonus: I run by them and say "Becky, I'm gonna go grab a bite to eat. See you tomorrow at 9 at the gynecologist!"

dark_dragoon10 · 2015-12-03T18:19:59+00:00

I'm still a beta (or not alpha enough for results)... and we shall see how much by me answering these questions fast and without looking at others examples.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yeah, you can buy my e-book on one night stands and find out exactly how much

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the ones named (her name) (if I don't know it already i just fucked myself)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

yeah i stepped on an ant on the way here. That's what happens when i ponder the meaning of life.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I wouldn't exactly call it sleeping

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Aren't you?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Secretly I go to the gay bars not to pick up chicks but to get picked up by a ripped gay Australian, you're just the part of the bait.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Thanks, I do have hot friends.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

introduce me, he may be into whats gonna happen later

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Afraid you cant keep up?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

[Hands her my business card] My number's on the card. (007 style)

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I'll wait a millennia (keep escalating) (lol... right as if I ever escalate)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

I'm celibate, we couldn't even if you tried. (keep escalating) (see above)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

you can look me up on google

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Sorry, I don't see this going anywhere.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

But you are wearing a whores uniform ill tell you that much

This is basically with little thought so I can be judged by my fellow men. The thing is I look like a flabby manlet (or feel like it anyways) and unless I have super tight frame I will not survive most of these responses. C'mon 531 lifting and warrior "diet" do your thing

Edit: Trying to fix formatting. you can tell i don't post allot.

BeefJesusMaker · 2015-12-03T18:22:24+00:00

Question 1:

Yea, I played football in high school.

Question 8:

That's okay. We can tell him I'm gay. (Has worked for me multiple times)

Question 12:

Who said anything about sex?

Bonus:

Next. Immediately go talk up some other attractive girls.

IFuckingHateAllergy · 2015-12-03T18:54:09+00:00

ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Oh my God! Yes! How did you know? I have sex 3 times a day with 3 different women.(Agree and amplify) shit eating grin after. Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Not to all. Only the ones asking. (Keeping frame)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

My pet camel died. I think I overfed it. (Obvious sarcasm)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I lost count. Should I start over from 1? (Pretty dismissive of the topic, but that's how I would engage.)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes I have one for each day except today.(This is so dependent on the setting and whether rapport is build or IOI's are included. but let's just assume they're already giving all that and rapport is established)

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

You're asking me to prove that to you aren't you? I've seen through you. Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yea, did you know his this and that? etc...(I'll probably just wing for my boy at this point and move on to some other chick)

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

How does that concern me again? (I was gonna go with the math test tomorrow but that's too cliche.)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good. Me neither.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Your loss.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I have until tomorrow.(Counter shit test to her.)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

That's okay.( Escalate through action. Never words.)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Stumped. ( I was thinking something like "Here's my diary" but that's stupid. lol)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Sure darling, whatever you want. (Escalate through action.) Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Ok stumped... Again... Halp!! Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Interesting question. I'd like to see the answer.

J_AsapGem · 2015-12-03T18:56:39+00:00

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

you mean tonight? playful smirk.

RedPillAnonymous · 2015-12-03T19:21:37+00:00

Basic:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Answer: guilty smile "Who told you that?"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Answer: Not the ugly ones!

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Answer: ""It's my resting bitch face."

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Answer: sarcastic grin "Oh none, I'm saving myself for Jesus."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Answer: "Well yeah, aren't you?"

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Answer: Yeah but I've always been curious about girls!

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Answer: smile Have at him!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Answer: "Is he here?"

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Answer: "I promise not to take you on any dates don't worry!"

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Answer: Derp

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Answer: "That's cool, this'll just be till you find him."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Answer: "Of course, no sex."

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Answer: Derp

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Answer: "Yeah sure, see you later."

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Answer: Derp

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Answer: Next her and find another girl at the same bar.

TRPrinny · 2015-12-03T19:27:50+00:00

"How many different girls need to be texting me for that to be true?" After her response "Yep, definitely am."
"Of course, and they all love it."
"Yeah... My dog just died... "
"I've lost count, hundreds?"
"I have a few girlfriends, you can apply for gf #4 and I'll review your application"
"Yeah, this is my boyfriend" grabs wingman or friend

Bonus: if sufficient comfort built "I'm not sure, help me find out" grab and kiss her "Yep, I'm definitely gay."

"Yeah, he's dreamy. He also has a huge cock, don't be shy, go talk to him!"
"Me too!" Grabs friend
"Luckily, you met me."
I'm at a loss here because I've never gotten this line out of hundreds of times. If a girl says this it's probably your cue to walk away.
"Good luck."
"Wow, you're thinking about sex already? Perv."
"Oh, I'm not sure I feel that way about you. Let's just be friends."
"Yeah, you've really been moving too fast for me. Let's just be friends."
ignores and proceeds

Bonus: In the past I've gone up to guys in the situation and said, "hey dude, that's my girlfriend." Then I grab the girl's hand and pull her away. The smart option is likely to just walk away and find another girl if the dude is truly a hulk compared to yourself.

BridgetheDivide · 2015-12-03T19:31:24+00:00

This is a fun idea.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - Why? Are you attracted to players?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - Actually, I normally save that one for the guys.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - Just practicing my smolder (Been years since I heard anything similar this one. I usually have a shit-eating grin on my face.)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - What, like this week?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - Of course. I have 20/20 vision. There's like 3 people right over there.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” - Pssh, I wish. It would certainly make things easier, but nah, I'm strictly a vag man.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” - I know right?!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - A girl like you should have a few.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” - So what, you just use them for sex? (never had to deal with anything like this)

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” (Admittedly, I usually just abort when something along these lines is said.)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” -Oh, then we'll never get along. I want someone who takes what they want as soon as they see it, regardless of any obstacles.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” - Who said anything about sex? I'm not even sure if having a drink with an Aries is a good idea yet.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” - Alright, I like long walks on the beach, fast cars and frisky women. (Thanks Dean Winchester)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” -Yeah you're right this is crazy (then take it back a rung or two on the ladder. If she does it again just start watching tv or texting)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” - So you're saying all girls who enjoy sex are whores? (said usually with a half-smile)

And for the bonus round I go grab a drink a start talking up someone else I met that night.

boscoist · 2015-12-03T19:47:04+00:00

For 11: (im often told i look like James van der beek) "I DON'T WANNA WAIT!"

Bignmybrain · 2015-12-03T19:47:17+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Answer: Yes, what sports do you play.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Answer: (smirking) how did you know?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Answer: I just realized you're crazy, and you know what they say about crazy girls...

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Answer: Today? Not many

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Answer: I see lots of people. Him over there, that girl, those old people... What's your point?

thebadmanpuntdbaxter · 2015-12-03T19:59:35+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

-I don’t kiss and tell

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

-Only because it works

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

-Have you gained weight?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

-All of them

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

-At this instant? Nah relax

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

-When it pays me

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

-You should take notes

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

-So did my last girl

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

-I’m not the dating type

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

-So you’re the type that takes cash?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

-No worries. I hate to kick you out, but I’ve got plans

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

-Of course not

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

-I’m fresh out of resumes

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

-No worries. I hate to kick you out, but I’ve got plans

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

-You had me fooled

Bonus: Give her a thumbs up with a "nice job kid" look and find a bachelorette party to game. They're loud and easily excitable

EDIT: formatting

1v1mebruh · 2015-12-03T20:00:33+00:00

deflections for basic:

Q1: Ha, is that a term you learned from your communications major?
Q2: I do, and they usually all end up sleeping with me. Weird how life works, huh?
Q3: Yeah, I just wish you would do anal. (More basic deflection and less sexual response would be another "Yeah, I just wish you would do..." and it could be like doing my dishes, or cooking me food, etc. etc.)
Q4: More than you.
Q5: Yeah, my friends on the weekends, my coworkers on the weekdays, and my parents once every few weeks or so. Howabout you?

some of my responses are super sexual in nature, but the point there is that if you have a solid frame already and are in great shape then fuck it, saying shit like that just keeps the tone of your conversations sexual which is how you want them to be. Pointers are always welcome though.

deflections for intermediate:

Q6: Yes! Gosh I was struggling to find a way to break it to you but now that you found out then I guess we can just move on to cuddling naked. I mean, I'm just your gay friend now, right?
Q7: Yeah, he's working on scoring a threesome right now, you should go sign up.
Q8: Cool, I have a goldfish. (If she looks confused or asks what you're talking about then say "I thought we were talking about things that don't matter?". Not the best option, but it can have some good results.)
Q9: Wow, another thing we have in common! That's crazy, it's almost like we're the same person! (Say the second part super sarcastically but playfully as well.)
Q10: Why don't you just come home with me instead, then?

advanced:

Q11: You know, I think they have this thing for that, it's called a dog. (or pet, or some other animal type shit, idk)
Q12: Awesome, my mom will be really happy to hear that.
Q13: Ok whips out dick (only for use in a private setting, duh)
Q14: This one is just LMR, disregard and move back in is what I would do here.
Q15: Really? That's awesome, I thought I was going to have to pay you for this! (Or "Really? So having sex with you is free? Awesome!" The "awesome" is optional whether or not you want to use the deflection as a remark or try to put the ball back in her court in terms of who has to pick up the conversation next by leaving the deflection as a question)

If anyone has any pointers I'd love to hear them. Awesome challenge! Good exercise to put you in that playful idgaf state of mind. More please.

WorldClassDog · 2015-12-03T20:00:54+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I'm player 1

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

probably

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

as sad as I can be

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

slept with your mom

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

saw myself today

dbtlsdn999 · 2015-12-03T20:04:06+00:00

"I have a boyfriend." Response: Well looks like you're shit out of luck than. I'm going to have to fuck your friend. You can watch.

TheWilsonatorr · 2015-12-03T20:17:04+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Damn straight shit eating grin

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only those pretty enough to get my attention

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

been a long day of kicking ass

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

enough

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

casually

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only with my boyfriend wink

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Most of my friends are

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

so? (or if the tease game is strong) Does he know that?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

me neither. You're not one, are you?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

And I don't just give away my time. So what else you got for me?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I'm not afraid, I just choose not to. (I would then go for the kiss assuming there is sexual tension)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

ok (then get her so turned on that she begs for it. Hint: Don't touch the vagina at ALL, but do get close to it)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

ok (this is generally LMR of some sort. If it is sex LMR then I would treat the same as 12. If it is a kiss close LMR I would walk away and start talking/flirting with the closest, cutest girl I could find)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

ok (pull back and start playing with phone, or start doing homework and ask her to leave. Push her away in some form so she craves for you to reconnect. If I am literally about to put my dick in her and she says this I will move up to her face because for some reason sucking dick is "slower" than fucking for most women)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Too bad, that's a waste of potential (then disconnect and leave...or something to that affect. Assuming there is some sexual tension, she is telling you what she thinks you want to hear. This is a way of correcting her. She might also say this because she doesn't want her friends to find out and that is directly tied to your level of discretion. If you just met and are talking you might get this response because of your reputation (you dawg you) in which case "Who said I want to have sex with you?" is about as good as it gets.)

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

If you've got the frame and SMV to pull it off (and potential fighting skills because of worst case scenario) then "Hey man, thanks for keeping her warm for me" or "I'm glad your practicing, your moves needed work" to the girl. The idea being your such a catch that your are not intimidated by her grinding on another dude at all. If she was doing it as a test (or if you have higher SMV) then either of these plus a guiding hand for her to come back with you will work. If she is just being hypergamous or if she takes ANY time at all to decide then you move on with a smile on your face and go talk to an HB10. You must believe that you are the prize.

In my opinion my game needs serious work and is my weakest link so this was a good exercise. Please be harsh with your critique, I have no feelz to hurt.

seedang · 2015-12-03T20:19:03+00:00

Beginner

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Player sounds so dishonest. I don't have to lie to get what I want.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Yeah, I'm actually reading what to say to you off my phone.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Get all serious, lean in real close, wayne's world "i never learned to read" re-enactment

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

either "Oh, I'm a virgin. I'm saving myself for my soulmate." or "not that many, maybe 1000...or is it 2000"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yeah, but I'll text ahead and tell her to hide in the closet.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Come find out.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, he's single too, want his number?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I don't care.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Who said we're dating?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Yeah that's probably a good idea, you might be some psycho killer and stalk me or something.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Yeah, me too. It's going to be at least a month before I let you hold my hand.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Who said I wanted to have sex with you? / "mm hmm" (ignore) / Is that all you think about?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

But I feel like I've known you for years! Wait, what's your name again?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Yeah, we shouldn't be doing this.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

That's good, I don't sleep with whores.

redreckbestia · 2015-12-03T20:25:41+00:00

B1. Laugh. "Yup. I play basketball AND soccer." (I actually just make fun of my current LTR for this question regularly, but that's how I'd respond to a random girl asking me). B2. "Pretty much." B3. "Wow, someone get this girl a drink(cookie/medal/etc). She's so attentive." B4. "A good man doesn't kiss and tell."

B5. "Maybe."(gotta smile big when you say it.)

I6. "Gurlllllll!"(Gotta put on your best "gay white man trying to be a black woman act) I7. "I know, look at his ass. I'd tap that."(see I6 for how to act) I8: Roll eyes. "I have a guitar." I9. "So you date women then? I've got a friend who'd love to meet you."

I10. "No biggie." Then go find someone else.

A11. "I'm looking for a hoopty without 32 inch rims." A12. "Okie dokie." Then go cold. Standard push pull from then on. A13. Pull out phone. Start texting. A14. See A12.

A15. "And you think I am?"(ham it up. Be funny.)

Bonus. Laugh. Grab a beer and laugh. Grab another girl and pay her no mind.

Stonish · 2015-12-03T20:35:26+00:00

So lets see at what point of this "adventure" am I... Hmm:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Why? You wanna play?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Naah, Im not intresed in all the girls.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Im not sad, just bored.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Thousands.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Pretty much everyday, everyone do right?

Btw, I already know I failed it, it took me 15 minutes to come up with these, and I don't even think they're good, was hard to figure out anything at all oO

ChaletBoy · 2015-12-03T20:37:11+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Thanks for the compliment.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” ah, you caught me using my canned lines again, clever girl

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” You're mistaken, this is my chronic resting bitch face

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” More than 1 but less than 100

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Only these 2 married couples at my swinger parties Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Are you afraid you're turning me off to the female sex?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” That's what my mom said too.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” That's nice, where's his girlfriend?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Pass, she's a coont.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Oh, fed up with drunk dialers? I bet there's a reason why they're calling you.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Next.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” We're not going to do anything you don't want to do. escalate

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Then you better hurry up, I have other interviews for a new girlfriend to get to.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I was just about to say the same thing, have a good night. See you later.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”
(I'd fail this one in spectacular fashion) I know, your going rate puts you right below a hooker. We can roleplay and treat you like an escort instead.

Bonus: Mention in passing, oh nice man, I see it's you're turn. Hope you have some dental dams.

Iconoglastnost · 2015-12-03T20:43:29+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Maybe, define player?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only when I believe it

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

[I don't really get the context of this one, do I actually look sad or is she joking with me after saying something mean]

Yeah I'm gonna go masturbate with my tears now.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Today, this week or this month?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Shrugs

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only with my friends

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah I'd fuck him

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

[I'll usually just press through this question like she didn't even ask it]

Sometimes I'll ask: "how long have you been dating" which will help me gauge how resilient the girl usually is.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Little boys don't have cocks this big/age is just a number, I'm comfortable with girls that interest me.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Your Mother did.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

[assuming this is about sex]

Good for you, I don't really know what that means, I decide what I want when I want it, I don't default to some rule I made up.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

I know, mouth stuff isn't sex.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

That's what we've been doing, lets just live in the moment right now.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

[this is probably a fail but I don't know what I'd say to this its never happened to me]

I'm sorry but If you can't love me at my fastest then you don't deserve me at my slowest

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Are you sure, with the way you dress we could stick you on a corner for an hour and you could buy our drinks for tomorrow night.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

I either pull her away immediately probably by picking her up or saying excuse me to the guy and grabbing her (if I've been talking to her for awhile)

or

(If we just started talking)

I don't pay attention to her and go talk to some other girls.

ThumpNuts · 2015-12-03T20:57:02+00:00

Let me preference this by saying my responses are dependent on me avoiding any kind of LTR. My LTR responses [some] would be different.

I'll start with BASIC and move on... depending on my score.

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Answer: "Nah, I don't have time to play games... why do girls always ask me that?" [My LTR answer is to start singing "Big Pun - I'm Not A Playa, I Just Crush A Lot"]

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

Answer: "Hey, if it ain't broke, don't fix it - right?"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Answer: "The world's a sad place... but, I'm fine... How YOU doin'?"

Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?”

Answer: "I don't really count those kinds of things. I don't live in the past. How many GIRLS have YOU slept with?"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Answer: "Not really, I don't have time for anyone else. How about YOU?"

T0000009 · 2015-12-03T20:57:07+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Games are for children, I'm sorry I mistook you for an adult.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Nope, just the desperate ones like you.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Why would I be, I'm rich and well respected, see ya....

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I lost track years ago, why do you care?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes, I see dead people, don't you?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Thrilled is a better word, but I guess you're used to average

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, to bad your friends aren't, Oh well....

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Poor guy, must be why your chasing me then huh?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Don't pretend you wouldn't trade places with Anna Nicole

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I'm pretty busy, why do you think I want it?

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Well I don't wanna do it here in the middle of Costco either, but the parking lot is fine

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Is your herpes acting up again?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

will a blood sample do, or will your mommy need to chaperon you also?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Ok grandma, let me get your cane and walker out

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Sure you are, will a cool million suffice or do you need a Prada handbag too?

Scurvemuch · 2015-12-03T20:59:32+00:00

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

--> "why? Dance with me now "

" Look at watch then back at her " grin

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Yet"

"Jeez, I was just gonna tell you to slow down"

"Not right now you're not"

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

" me too, you aren't afraid of getting what you want , are you ?"

"Sorry what?"

"ok lets just Netlix and chill"

" I want to get to know you too" and kiss her ( only if she obviously had to stop herself)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

"Ok, would you make me a sandwich meanwhile thanks baby" and read something / get on your phone

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"I know , I only pimp out special whores"

"Good, I didn't bring cash"

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's bigger than you

Not notice and hit on the hotter chick in front of her

Weird_Questions92 · 2015-12-03T21:11:23+00:00

Question 1:** ”Are you a player?”

yeah, I'm really good at call of duty

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Yeah, and the occasional cute guy too

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

You look so sad!

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

No matter what I say, are you really gonna believe me?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I have eyes don't I? I see a lot of people

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

I'm not sure, I might be

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah he's a stud, I'd do him if I could

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

So?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Who said anything about a date?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's cool, buy me a drink to make up for hurting my feelings

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Take me now!

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Whoa? Sex? I'm saving myself for marriage

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

What do you wanna know?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Ok fine, I guess I'll let you give me head first

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Well duh, I wasn't expecting to pay for anything

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Go hit on/talk to some girl in her eye sight, and depending on how she reacts, grab her ass as I walk past her

Recon_by_Fire · 2015-12-03T21:12:45+00:00

These answers are hilarious.

Response 1: "You sound like you're quoting a Destiny's Child song." walk away

DexterARex · 2015-12-03T21:15:38+00:00

Shit tests are passed by staying cool and simple misdirection or amplification. As smooth and clever you are about it becomes your test grade. Also, don't forget that body language has as much to do with it as what is said.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” 1. girl... I'm not a player I just crush a lot

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” 2. and it works (wink)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” 3. nah, just high... What's good

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” 4. honestly couldn't tell you, lost track long ago

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” 5. im seeing you right now (two finger eye to eye motion)

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” 6. why, do you have a dick?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” 7. want me to introduce you to him, who knows by the end of the night we could Chinese finger trap you

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” 8. that's cool, will give you something to do when i'm not around

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” 9. and I don't date old ladies, hair over the ear kino

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” 10. aww aren't you cute (tap on her head, walk away saying your missing out on a lot in life kiddo)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” 11. Why? Do you like hanging out at the DMV or something?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” 12. haha, sure thing sweetheart

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” 13. Doesn't happen... I make it apparent from the get go our interaction will be of a sexual nature

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” 14. back off slightly, hit the sweet spots, try again. If she hasn't left keep looping.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” 15. STFU, I just blew 3 lines off your tits, you're my whore for the night

Bonus - Find a group of hotties and warm them up. Fuck that other bitch (I hope you didn't bring her to the club dumb ass) If you get hung up on a single chick you have no business being in a club.

Ultimate Bonus - But I'm on my period. It's all good just lay down a towel (usually they aren't even)

CQC3 · 2015-12-03T21:26:05+00:00

Section 1

Nah, they all know about each other. (be vague as shit, don't answer the following incoming question).
Only to the ones I think are worth it, although there's always...disappointments. (look at her)
Yeah, it's depressing to think some women just won't get to meet me. What a terrible world we live in...
In which timezone?
I see everyone, I'm seeing you, although you're starting to make me regret that.

Intermediate

No, but trust me, it probably won't make a difference in your case.
Yeah, he's a good guy. You should go talk to him (then look her right in the eyes, not too serious, not too full of good cheer either).
I avoid messing with taken girls, but If I suspect her "relationship" is not srs: Yo calm down, we haven't even had coffee yet.
Me neither.
Squint your eyes a bit and give a reasonable smirk and say: Yeah, but I get the feeling you're going to make an exception today. -This is a risky response, do not come off too forceful, stay playful about it, be light. Don't try to strong arm.

Advanced

That's good, you can keep me company while you look.
Sex? Who was talking about that ya filthy pervert?! (optional addition) To think you know someone...
You mean I need to get to know YOU first.
Sure, (proceed to coast, then resume escalation)
Everybody has desires. You're the one who thinks doing _________ makes you a whore.

Bonus Round: Easy, go find another girl to dance with, no word, nothing. Unless you really want to fuck her badly, make sure you don't go home with her either even if she comes back around. Go home with another girl. You don't have to be butthurt about it, but you can't just tolerate it either.

GOATmar · 2015-12-03T21:34:32+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

"It's complicated."

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Yell out some dismissively "HA! HASHTAG GOT EEEEM!" Then change the subject.

Or simply:

"Nonsense. I'm a priest."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

If you're white: "Because... We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children."

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"None, I'm a Priest."

or

".....Counting Alaska?"

Or the timeless: "It's complicated."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

"It's complicated."

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"It's complicated."

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

"I'll fight ya for him." Then grab her and put her in a rear-naked choke. Third hook sink optional.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

"That's amazing, I'm so happy for you." Completely genuine. Give her a hug. Then proceed to paint him as the nicest, most amazing guy ever till she points out flaws for you.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

"I'd totally retweet that." Continue charming.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Rarely a shit test, if you've charmed well enough and carried yourself like an awesome dude who's fun & social, she will always give out her number 100/100 times.

If she's grinning while saying though, as in a true shit test, simply say

"We're just gonna have to rely on finding each other the old fashioned way, like lovers from the 1800's" or some shit like that. Continue charming and ask again later.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

If it's been more than 3 dates, next her. As CH said, your libido is too important to further waste time on such a girl.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Good, cuz I don't wanna get you pregnant."

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"Good, cuz I don't want to get you pregnant."

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

"True, cuz I don't want to get you pregnant."

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"This could be trouble, because I'm that type of guy."

Or "Good, cuz Iont wanna get u pregnant"

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Game another hottie.

/

"It's complicated" & "Good, cuz I don't wanna get u pregnant" are timeless Navy & Charcoal suits every man should have at his disposal for pretty much any situation.

RiseAboveRuin · 2015-12-03T21:34:59+00:00

Bonus:

There's a few possibilities here for me personally. If this happened at The Square, a block of bars in a college town where I usually go at least 3 times a week and know a lot of people, I'd probably go to the bar, grab 2 shots of tequila and walk up to a girl I already know, take the shot with her, and bring her and her friends, as well as my friends if they were with me, to another bar.

If I was in a new, unfamiliar area, with nothing else planned for the night, and it was just me and this chick, I'd probably nod my head in acceptance of the situation and disrespect and look around to see if there's anyone worth talking to. If there is, I'd do what I always do, and gradually introduce myself to every cute girl in the bar with the goal of bringing one home that night or at the very least bringing her to a new bar. If there were no cute girls, at least as hot as the girl I came with, I'd probably just bounce.

In both cases the original HB9 is dead to me. If I'm at a bar with a girl solo DOLO it's implied that interest is mutual and we're banging at the end of the night. I'd never put myself in that situation otherwise without having other options available. To leave me and grind on another dude is the type of disrespect I can not tolerate and will never tolerate. It's a hard next. Every. Time. I'm the catch here, not her.

SW9876 · 2015-12-03T21:42:36+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yea. HUGE player. You have no idea.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

You're the first girl I have ever talked to.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Just bored, the girls here are basic as fuck. (I don't really like this answer, looking for a better one. Sounds sort of butt hurt).

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I don't kiss and tell (I like it but it is also cliche)
That's my bushiness (with a stern voice, used for girls who feel too comfortable and you want to show who's in charge)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Tonight? Probably not

Daisy_DukeNukem · 2015-12-03T21:46:54+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” laugh I'm not sure... want to find out?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Why, are you afraid of the competition?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Yeah, my life sucks. I just keep winning all the time. (stole that from Trump)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” More than you have. (this works better with straight girls, otherwise bi girls actually start comparing with you)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” I'll tell you later. (if she insists) yes, but you're still my favorite.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” laugh haha okay.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” You'd think he's a top but he's actually a bottom.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Well this won't count, come on.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Lucky for you, I'm a special case.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” It's just that ever since I lost 6 of my buddies at the DMV, I get flashbacks whenever I wait. The concrete jungle calls out to me as the sound of fax machines echo in the distance.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Sure we won't (shit eating grin)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Yeah sure (de-escalate to just making out, try later)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” What are you talking about, I'm not paying you.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? If the HB9 has a friend at the club, start hitting on her and ignore the HB9. Otherwise find the closest girl within viewing distance of her and start flirting.

Question: I recently got these shit-tests (from various girls):

"You know, I'm actually getting married, right?"

"Can we do something besides 'netflix and chill'?"

"What do you mean hang out, you can't even drink yet."

Didn't exactly know how to handle those. Also I'd like feedback for Q (1, 6, 7, 11, 15) or any of them that seem weak.

Gr8er_Intellect · 2015-12-03T22:06:09+00:00

Hmmmm. Off the top of my head:

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

A: Why? You wanna play?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

A: Only the hot ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Really? Why don't you make me smile then?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

How many girls have YOU slept with?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Not really... how about you?

silver_nuke13 · 2015-12-03T22:19:12+00:00

Are you a game?
Hey, I'm more creative than that.
Nah, just tired from last night.
Never been to school, i don't know how to count
Are you jealous?

Ok maybe i'll give intermediate a shot

I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body yeah
ugh
Oh yeah? What's his age? (Analyze eye body language and interval until she trades an answer - if obvious made up number) Yeah you're lying, cut the bullcrap with me.
not one so idk how to respond
laugh and leave.

dj10show · 2015-12-03T22:26:41+00:00

(1) Nope, I just crush a lot
(2) Just you, you're so special. In fact, in fact let's go get married right now!
(3) My goldfish just died. He was my best friend, my confidante. (really no idea what I would say here)
(4) Roughly 97% of the female population of this city.
(5) I wouldn't consider Taylor Swift just anyone.
(6) I sure am (in effeminate voice, while doing that hand/wrist gesticulation)
(7) I know, I'm gonna go hit on him after I'm done with you.
(8) Same here. All the cool kids are doing it.
(9) I don't date <insert obvious neg>, but yet here we are.
(10) next.
(11) I'll wait for the next 1000 years (amplify physicality)
(12) Good. I'm trying to be chaste for Jesus!
(13-15) No idea, and this is where I've been failing recently.
(Bonus) Next and find someone else.

ificandoityoucant · 2015-12-03T22:33:52+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Is that a question or a compliment?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

What you thought I'm gonna make up something new for every girl I talk to? I'm just not that creative.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I just tweeted something and nobody retweeted it, I'm so lonely. Buy me a drink.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I'm not good with numbers, so I stopped counting after 500 but my secretary keeps records, I'll hook you up.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I wasn't planning on having a 3some today but if that's what you want...

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Whoa, you're not one of those chicks with dicks people are you?!

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

You should see him naked.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Do you suffer from schizophrenia?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

I'm not sure I buy that.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's cool, I'm not good with numbers remember? You can type it out on my phone, it has a 2Ghz CPU and 128GB of space available.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Me too. I hate it when people get angry when I'm just a short hour late.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Then stop staring at my dick.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Ok then I'll tell you my biggest secret. I like Justin Bieber.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

What do you mean?

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Not just some whore alright.

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Go to him and ask his name. Then "Oh hey look over there Byron, a helicopter's running". Big guys are usually dumb so he buys it. Hit him with bottle on his head. He's down. HB9 sees how smart and alpha I am and decide to have sex with me in the restroom before the cops arrive and take me to jail.

stawek · 2015-12-03T22:34:45+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” I play pipes. Come to my place and I let you blow them.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Only half, the other half I comment on nice ass.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” "I'm SAD, I'm SAD" sung to "i'm BAD"

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” want it rounded to the nearest hundred?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Not today, no.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Yeah, when I look in mirror I'd fuck myself.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” If you're suggesting a threesome my place is empty tonight.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Call him in the morning to make breakfast for us.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Me neither

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” looks like the time come to change your habits

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I know a guy like that, will put a good word for you.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Fine, I'll bring cigars

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Which part of me exactly will you start at?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I will fuck you very slowly then.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Good, i wasn't going to pay you anyway.

Red_SoloCup · 2015-12-03T22:46:42+00:00

1: Yep.
2: Only the ones I think it'll work on ;)
3: Yeah. You haven't bought me a drink yet and it's a bummer.
4: Today?
5: Yeah, got a date with her when we're done here.

6: What day is it? check watch Nah, only on Thursdays.
7: I know, I want his dick like so bad.
8: ignore
9: Who said I wanted to date?
10: That's adorable.

11: When I want something, I don't wait.
12: Oh yeah? cocky grin
13: My name is Red_SoloCup, nice to meet you.
14: Oh, you like it slow? I'll remember that... 15: Not with that attitude you aren't ;)

Bonus: Find another.

throwitofftheboat · 2015-12-03T22:55:15+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

"Yes, why do you ask?"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"Yeah I bet you do too"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

"I'm being crushed under the weight of my own genius."

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"68"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

"Oh yeah, I see a lot of people every day. Don't you?"

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"The gayest"

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

"Yeah he is, I'd fuck the ever living SHIT out him."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

"Oh, that's cool."[Continue conversation]

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

-eh, I got nothin.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"You're funny"

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

"Wait for what?"

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Yeah no, were definitely not having sex" [If making out, continue to escalate]

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

-another tough one

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

"Yeah you're right" [Back down for half a second then continue to escalate]

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"Yeah I bet your not" /s

bradyo2 · 2015-12-03T23:03:29+00:00

ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

"I'm not at liberty to say, but you can ask one of my other girlfriends"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"That's cause it works"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

"Yeah I am, my Girlfriend broke up with me today cause she found out that I was cheating on her with 7 other girls at the same time" (+ shit-eating grin at the end)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"I've lost count. At least 12. Today"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

"Yeah I have a few dates booked from 4-8 this evening but if we're quick I could probably squeeze you in the 5.30 til 6 slot"

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"I'm not, but my Boyfriend is"

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

"aww yeah he's such a nice guy, he once wrote a song for his childhood sweetheart and sang it to her after he followed her to University and they graduated together (or other beta thing "Chad" actually did), heartless bitch rejected him right there"

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

"So...?" (Classic)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

"Neither do I, but I'm giving you a chance!"

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"I wasn't asking..."

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

"I once waited outside the Gym for 45 minutes in the freezing cold cause I wanted to be the first one in. Difference here is that I know I'm not the first one in" (walk away)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Who said anything about having sex? I just wanted to eat some ice cream, watch frozen with you and talk about our hopes and dreams till we fall asleep" (Again, shit eating grin needed here)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"Oh, I thought you were a much more impulsive person than that :("

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Would probably just de-escalate and restart to be perfectly honest

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"I know, you're MY special little whore"

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Ignore completely, find the girl in the room hotter than her (or her mate will do) and get with her

Buchloe · 2015-12-03T23:04:13+00:00

1 yeah 2 and you're flattered to be included amongst them 3 I'm just upset that you're talking to me 4 you mean besides my grandma? None yet. 5 probably 6 no I just suck dick for fun 7 yeah? here, let me introduce you 8 sweeeet. He can lick my ass hole while we fuck 9 I don't either, but you seem different from the rest 10 it's not a gift if I pay you 11 cool 12 cool 13 cool 14 cool 15 cool Bonus round- high five the dude

Gunsgoblazing · 2015-12-03T23:05:07+00:00

1) Yes, I am excellent at playing soccer. 2) Only the ones who are six and above. wink 3) It's tough being gorgeous like me. 4) Today? Hmm, not many, just 2. 5) Woah! Easy there, tiger.

I'm new so tell me how I handled these please. Been lurking here for quite a while now.

NimbleStorm · 2015-12-03T23:09:27+00:00

I'm still pretty purple, and decided to write these before reading the rest of the comments as not to influence my answers, in a better attempt to gauge where i am on the blue-red scale. I was stumped by a couple of these, and look forward to seeing all your answers. Great game! This will definitely be helpful to new comers to explain shit tests and common ways for them to be defeated!

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” (Are you good with women?) "Yes, and i play to win."

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” (Treat me like a snowflake) "All of them? Yup!"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” (Be sad nerd!) "I'm just thinking about how sore your body is going to be tomorrow." stupid grin

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” (Again, are you good with women?) "All of them."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” (Will i have to compete for your attention/resources?) "I see people every day."

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Why? Do you have a gay best friend fetish or something?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” You bet he is! Want me to introduce you two? (If he's really my friend, then i don't have a problem playing wingman)

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” (Can you steal me away?) So what?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” (You're not attractive enough for your age) Neither do i, we have so much in common!

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” (idk what to say to this one, other than to shrug and walk away. If she's unwilling to give me her number, than she's probably not that interested)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” (I want as much as i can without putting in any effort) "I'm looking for someone who's actually worth waiting for. So far no good."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” (I'm not a slut) "Of course, we're not having sex!" (Proceed to escalate until "We're not having sex, but im going to put on this condom anyway" "We're not having sex, but i'm going to put just the tip in...")

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” (i don't know if you're a BB or an AF) "And destroy the mystery?!"

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” (Im not a slut) Say nothing, escalate as normal, just in slow-mo.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” (not for you, at least not yet) "Great, because i don't pay for sex. Now take off your clothes."

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? Shrug, find a HB6-8 and dance or make conversation elsewhere. Either the 9 will float back, or an opportunity to chat her up again later will present itself. There's so many girls in this club though, i may just forget about her completely.

thongstain · 2015-12-03T23:34:55+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Damn right I am.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I don't talk to girls.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I haven't been laid in an hour.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

It'll be 51 in about an hour

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Better question is who ARENT I seeing?

INTERMEDIATE

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Like Freddy Mercury at a cock convention

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yup, I doubt he'd talk to you though.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Sucks to be him.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good thing I'm a ginger. (True story)

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I'm pretty sure a phone number has more than one digit

ADVANCED

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

That sounds about as exciting as watching grass grow

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Yeah no way, not with attitude.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

I'd like to get to know you too. Just after I meet your vagina

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Fine I'm going to bed then

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

The kind who likes reverse cowgirl

BONUS ROUND: HB9 grinding on bigger guy? HB9s don't roam alone. I would go find her friend

kinpsychosis · 2015-12-03T23:37:25+00:00

Don't have much time but this seemed like fun, gonna go with Intermediate:

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only if I am not interested in the girl approaching me.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Why don't you hit on him? He is usually a lot easier than I am.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Hey, it is a little early to be calling me that.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Little boys: well good, I think that is illegal

Old men: Hey, I am still incredible in bed, I just need to watch out for my fake hip.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I promise I am not a telemarketer.

kitso78 · 2015-12-03T23:38:09+00:00

Question 1: "Are You a player?"

Ya, I play a lot of games, monopoly is my favorite.

Question 2: "Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls"

Who is this "all the girls" fella? Weird name.

Question 3: "What's the matter? You look so sad."

I'm depressed because my imaginary friend left me.

Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?"

Does my mom count? I used to sleep with here when I was little. Luckily, I got over that one during eighth grade.

Question 5: "Are you seeing anyone else?"

Yea, I see alot of people. Like that guy right over there.

revhappy · 2015-12-04T00:05:07+00:00

Question 1: "Are You a player?" Not a player, I just crush a lot.

Question 2: "Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls" Yeah... and they usually like it

Question 3: "What's the matter? You look so sad." This is my 'oh shit how do I avoid her' face

Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?" I lost count

Question 5: "Are you seeing anyone else?" I try to see everyone that's in my view

Intermediate:

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only if you're a tranny

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” I know right, I've considered switching teams just for him

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Good for you (slightly condescending)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Yeah? same here.. we have that in common

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” All good, I'll just charm you some more then, til you do.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Wow, you must be a special snowflake (mockingly)

gigitygigitygoo · 2015-12-04T00:13:02+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I play the field well enough.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the ones worth my time.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I just realized I forgot to get milk.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Enough to know what to look for in a woman.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Whoa whoa whoa. I didn't know we were already seeing each other.

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Intermediate

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Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

I only watch lesbian porn. What does that make me?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

So is your friend. We should swap.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

That's nice.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

I only date women in their prime too. How old are you?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

How do I know if you're worth calling yet?

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Advanced

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Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Are you worth waiting for?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Try your hardest but I don't fuck on the first date.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

I live with my parents. Let's go to their place and check out some photo albums.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I like it slow too. You like Barry Manilo?

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I wouldn't be talking to you right now if I thought you were.

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Bonus Round

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Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Move on and work the field.

GraphicSeniorNudity · 2015-12-04T00:15:37+00:00

Shit tests are tough for me. I never feel quick enough on the uptake, but here goes the first thing that popped into my mind.

Player is not a big enough word. I am the golden god!
Well, I mean, it is pretty hard to talk to somebody without saying that… Shit.
I listened to Drake today…
If I get two more the next one’s free!
I can’t lie to you. I’m having an affair with Taylor Swift. We’ve kept it hidden for so long but I don’t care anymore, I want the world to know about our love.
Are you not?
Laugh in a sort of depreciating way.* Yeah, he gets that a lot.
Me too. Wait…You don’t think it’s the same guy right? Quick, what’s his name?
Me either.
I feel like we’ve grown apart.
I’m pro at waiting. This one time I went to disneyland and waited in line for the pirates of the Caribbean for like 40 minutes. I didn’t cry or nothin.
ignore
I was raised in the suburbs in _____ I like soccer, movies, fast cars, good clothes, whiskey, and you. What else you need to know?
begin moving in slow motion.
Well that’s a relief, I don’t have any cash.

Bonus Round. Tell him thanks for keeping it warm for me, take her arm and go get drinks or something elsewhere in the club. Up dread game and flirt with other women the rest of the night.

In all seriousness I probably don’t have the balls to pull off that last one but it’s fun to think about.

geosh · 2015-12-04T01:10:22+00:00

This is quality content. Hoping you can let the masses take the other side of this game as well, in other words, I'd like to hear some more actual shit tests. These are great and all, but they're kind of cliche in TRP world.

edit: Might as well take the first 5 while I'm here.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Where'd you hear that?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Hey, it's worked so far.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

(ignore, change the subject)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

At the same time?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I don't do relationships.

An_All-Beef_Engineer · 2015-12-04T01:59:55+00:00

How do you not just walk away from Questions 11-15?

Gunnilingus · 2015-12-04T02:23:13+00:00

1."Are you a player?"

"Is the pope Catholic?"

2."Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls."

"Not yet. I'm only about halfway through all the girls."

3."What's the matter? You look so sad."

"A fortune cookie told me a woman in a bar (or wherever you are) would bring me great misfortune."

4."How many girls have you slept with?"

"I'm not sure exactly. Definitely less than 10% of them."

5."Are you seeing anyone else?"

"Yeah, but don't worry, none of them are here right now"

6."Are you gay?"

"I doubt it. But maybe I just haven't met the right bro."

7."Wow. Your friend Chad is hot."

"All my friends are hot, hanging around ugly people is such a downer."

8."I have a boyfriend."

"Cool, companionship is great. I have a dog myself."

9."I don't date little boys/old men"

"I'll have you know my mom says I'm very mature for my age."/"You should show a little gratitude to a man who fought for your freedom in World War One"

10."Sorry, I don't just give out my number."

"That's ok, I was just being polite."

11."I'm looking for someone whose not afraid to wait."

"I'm not afraid, I just have a short attention span."

12."...and just so you know, we're not having sex."

"Of course not! You haven't even met my parents!"

13."Sorry. I need to get to know you first."

"I'm just not comfortable getting to know someone I haven't seen naked."

14."Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let's take things slow."

"Ok." Completely stop all intimacy, turn on the T.V., pull out phone, etc.

15."What kind of girl do you think I am? I'm not some whore!"

"I know, but let's role play a little, it'll be fun."

Bonus: Ignore them completely, go hit on other girls. If you see the guy alone when he's going to get drinks or something, strike up a little banter, tell a joke, make him laugh or give him a high five for some reason. Above all don't pay attention to the girl unless she comes back to you.

bartmanfadi · 2015-12-04T02:28:45+00:00

Round 1

basic:

1) "Are you a player?" Yeah, I'm the best Call of Duty player in the world (have a little smirk on my face)

2)"Yeah, I beat you say that to all the girls," No, You're the only girl I've said it to tonight unless you give me a reason to say it to another

3)"whats the matter, you look so sad?" This is not sadness young one, this is depression. The goons over there can't dance and I think I need a therapist to prescribe me some anti depressants

4)"How many girls have you slept with?" 0. "No! Really!" I've slept with 0 tonight.

5)"Are you seeing anyone else": Yeah, Do you see the guy with the chequered shirt, I can see him but I can't see his face.

Intermediate

6) "Are you Gay?" Shnookums, If I was gay, I wouldn't have a rampaging boner, worthy of odin's spirit

im at work, ill do the rest when i get back home

Edit: back at home

7)"wow, your friend Chad is hot:" (i'm not really sure how to respond to this but in essence, something along the lines of) 'ignoring her & a bit of a staunch'

8) " I have a boyfriend" (not really sure most likely walk away)

9)" I don't date little boys/old men" Glad we can agree on something together

10) "Sorry, I don't give out my number" your loss

11) "I'm looking for someone that's not afraid to wait" Check phone, wait 10 seconds, Fuck i'm patient

12) "...just so you know, we aren't having sex" Ofcoarse we aren't sweetheart whilst i smirk and tickle her

13) "sorry, I need to get to know you first" I like noodles and big yellow dogs, Lets go

14)"stop stop, this is going too fast i need to take things slow" This is fast and furious not slow and delirious

15)"what kind of girl do you think I am, im not some whore" Of coarse you aren't, you're a little snowflake (pinch her nose)

Suravira · 2015-12-04T02:41:33+00:00

1) I let the trail of broken hearts speak for itself.

2)You have the most beautiful eyes, I don't suppose anyone's told you that before.

3)Nah just that booty over there is so fine it brought a tear to my eye.

4)Just the "girl's race" ones, or the others too?

5)I don't look for serious relationships but I'm always open.

6)Was it my sense of fashion that tipped you off?

7)Yeah, it's a shame about what he did to his twin.

8)Is he a cop? Because if he is, you have to tell me or it's entrapment.

9)What a coincidence, I don't date.

10) Take a chance then.

11) Well I'm very passionate, it's like patience but better.

12) I have nothing if not the best intentions. * continue to escalate*

13) Don't worry, you'll get to know me very well.

14) Don't worry it's only moving so fast because it feels so right.

15) It's not a job if you're doing it because you enjoy it.

Bonus: amog him by invading personal space " I see you've met"...", thanks for keeping her warm for me."

pookie513 · 2015-12-04T02:44:56+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” I only play with your emotions.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Just the ones I'm trying to leave raising my kids.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Your sister caught her flight already....?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” All of em. Cept the ones I haven't.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Yeah. Only naked tho. Rarely see them with my people present

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only when your around./Your father IS a mansterpiece... Tell me YOU haven't thought about it...

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” That guy fucks./ I ain't gay, but I'd fucking wreck him.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Does he know that?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Me either!

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” I'll just take it. You can tell people you don't know how I got it.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I'll pick you up Friday.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Aight.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” My name's Pookie.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I'm not asking for your hand in marriage here....

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Me either! Well, if you got some chicken....

I'm not worried about all that. We all get down.

Needless to say, if it happens, sweet. I usually just say whatever to see what I can get away with. I never emphasize results.

Edit: my first quote/copy/pasta. Formats kinda Fucked.

DZAIA · 2015-12-04T03:07:01+00:00

First time post. This sounds like fun. Currently in monk mode but definitely game is my weakest area. This should be good practice. Here goes nothing.

ROUND 1 Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”>

Intense eye contact with wolfish grin, "You'll just have to find out now won't you."

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”>

laugh and pinch her cheek with sarcasm, "Aww look at you, you wanna be special."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”>

Smirk with eye contact and small chuckle, "Looks like someone's projecting"

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”>

"Hang on, give me a minute." proceed to count on fingers for extended period of time. Enjoy look of horror on girls face. Deliver with smirk, "One"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”>

While pointing to random people "yeah i see you, and her and him and that couple over there." laugh
if alone, take off glasses, blink a few times put them back on "Nah, I only see you." laugh

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”>

"Only for myself." laugh

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”>

"I know right! He's sweating his balls off."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”>

Poker face pressure flip, "So?" or "What's your point?" any response she gives just laugh

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”>

"Whew, and here i thought you were a pedophile/necrophile"

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”>

"Oh cool, so you just want to skip right to the fucking" laugh

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”>

Intense eye contact in silence without blinking until she looks away uncomfortably, "See, I can wait." Escalate

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”>

Ignore and escalate. or Ignore and continue like I didn't hear her. If she persists to acknowledge that I heard her respond with, "Hmmm, oh sorry I have this thing where I don't hear bullshit."
"Oh cool! So you're into sodomy." or "Oh cool! So you like anal." laugh

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”>

"Sorry. Do you remember my name?" she replies, "Your Name" "See you know me already, now remember to scream it out during sex." laugh (I think this one is risky because it depends on the correct response from her or for her to play along)
"Didn't you figure it out yet? You know me! I'm the man in your dreams!" (This one feels a little corny)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”>

"Don't worry, I can do it again if you miss it the first time." laugh

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”>

Grab her by the arms and hold her arms length apart. Give her a look up and down with a puzzled look on your face. "Who are you and what have you done with Name!?!?!" Laugh (feels like this one could blow up in your face not sure what to do here.)

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?>

Honestly, I don't know. In real life I would probably move on and vow never to use the bathroom again.

If I had to answer...and I had a giant pair of steel balls, I would say hi to the bigger dude tell him thanks for keeping my girl warm take her hand and pull her away towards me.

W000t that was fun can't wait for round 2.

Edit. Damn formatting

Praecipuus · 2015-12-04T04:03:27+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” I like to think of myself more like a pimp.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Yeah, that was a pretty awesome line, even for me.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” It's... it's... it's your hair. There, I said it.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” You mean today? Not many... things have been pretty quiet so far.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Well yes but we're not facebook official.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only on Sundays. Rent can be so expensive in this city...

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” I know, right? Here's his phone number. I've actually done this once. Worked like a charm.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” We've just met. Why are you already telling me about your problems? saw this somewhere and it's brilliant so I kept it.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Right? Me neither.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Are you planning on charging me for it?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Oh I'm your guy, then. I stood in a supermarket line for 20 min just to buy a can of beans and some sparkling water, once.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” I know, right? We should definitely change that.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” I like red wine, good steak and frisky girls. Good, we got that out of the way.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” I just leave. Too much hassle.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” I just leave. Too much hassle.

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? Uh... leave?

SarsaparillaCorona · 2015-12-04T04:06:58+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

"Of course, why else would I be talking to someone exactly like you"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"Only the ones dumb enough not to notice"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

"dramatically* Ever since my wife left me I've been a mess." (I'm 18, so it's impossible)*

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"Enough to know what I'm doing and not too many that I'm bored with it."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

"Today or this week?"

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"Yes, my standards are just impossibly high."

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

"You should see his girlfriend"

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

"So do I, maybe we could have a playdate together"

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

"And I don't date judgemental bitches and yet here we are"

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"So do the feats of strength come before or after the gauntlet of fire?"

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

"I can see why you're still looking."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Thank fuck, for a moment there I thought I'd have to put out because you bought me a drink."

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"I'm a Virgo, my shoe size is 10, I secretly like flat coke and my favourite colour is mauve. Better?"

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Oooooooooookkkkkkaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy iiiiiiisssssss tttttthhhhhiiiiiiisssssss sssssssllllllloooooowwwwww eeeeennnnnooouuuugggghhhhh?"

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"You should consider it, I hear it pays really well."

This is all assuming I HAVE to come back with an answer, in many scenarios here I can see myself not answering.

BONUS: With creepy accent "Oh yessss, (Name of girl or 'gurllll') he will do perrrrfectly" runs finger along his shoulder

SargentHaztagaspacho · 2015-12-04T04:15:46+00:00

Here goes (beginner):

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

-Totally, isn't it obvious? (With a smirk/don't give a damn smile)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

-Since it's worked so well it's a favorite.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

-Yeah, I'm gonna go home, watch Titanic and cry myself to sleep with ice cream.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

-1, 2, 3, (mumbling numbers) uhhhh crap, I lost count.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

-Well, yeah (with a little nod) but we're not official...

xfLyFPS · 2015-12-04T04:18:58+00:00

I'm sure some of these will be cringe material, be gentle.

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Oh no, my cover has been blown.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Correct, and they just fucking love it.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Mommy made me do my bed after she dragged some girl out of there.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

What makes you think I can remember every single girl I've met?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Mommy doesn't allow me to have girlfriends yet. Don't tell her that we're talking right now, I don't want my ass bruised again.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

No, but my boyfriend is. (saw this one on TRP a year ago I think)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, he's a chode.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Damn, do I feel sorry for you.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Too afraid to experiment?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

[This one made me stare at the screen like a retard for a good 5 minutes, never encountered this] You're so dirt poor you can't even afford a phone? You can come clean my house and cook me a nice meal, I pay good.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

And you're looking for someone who's not afraid to escalate. Waiting and escalation don't work together, do they?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

That's fantastic, I thought you were going to rape me.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

I don't do interviews.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

We haven't even reached top speed yet.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Excellent, I left my wallet at home/in the car.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Bullet dodged. Get another girl and make sure the HB9 sees me dance with the other girl. Bonus points if the other girl is more attractive than her. In any case, the HB9 doesn't exist anymore as far as I'm concerned.

philovivero · 2015-12-04T04:27:41+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Does a player get whatever he wants? (delivery: entitled)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Girls like it when I say things to them. (delivery: whimsical as if remembering last week and, if circumstances permit, looking around with a sigh of satisfaction while looking at all the other females nearby)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Don't tell me I'm not gay. I will decide my sexual preferences. (delivery: obvious and false bravado, as if about to step onto the battlefield)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Too many, but if I find the right one, she might convince me to go for one more. (delivery: light and happy)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Of course I am! Wait, were you thinking...? (delivery: point at her, then myself, then her, then myself)

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

It isn't gay if the balls don't touch. (delivery: vague hand motions illustrating an impossible-to-identify sex move)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I try not to look. The fire he stirs in me... (delivery: hand on heart - immediate new conversation topic)

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Well, I hope he never meets my girlfriend. She would probably chew him up and spit him out. (delivery: genuine concern for the well-being of someone in danger)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Don't let that get to you. You'll get better. It just takes practice. (delivery: genuine concern for her lack of experience)

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Phones are so 1950's. If I want to chat with a girl I just go to the kitchen. (delivery: anchor to 1950's somehow - then, assuming I'd actually just asked her for her number, tell her fine, just call me instead, and have her dial my phone)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Wait... for what? You don't mean...? (delivery: point at her, me, her, me as above)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

THANK YOU for getting that out of the way. (delivery: genuine relief and gratitude) That takes the pressure off. You don't need to prove yourself to me, and I can learn about you without trying to get behind the mask.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Oh, I have a great way to do that. Let's start with how awesome I am. Ask me three questions. (delivery: extreme confidence)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Of course. Let's go hang out with your friends again for a while. I really like [insert name/description of one of the friends]. (delivery: depending on situation, sit/relax don't move and start in again on your kino, or actually follow through and demonstrate some high SMV with friends)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

(I assume this breaks some early kissing moment) I'm just checking to see if your lips work. I fix kiss malfunctions. Put that away! Something like this shouldn't be spoiled with money. Just knowing I've helped you is enough.

Bonus Round: HB9 grinds on another dude.

(if she tries to actively involve me in the situation before I have a chance to move on as if I didn't notice it, then)... I didn't know you were a mountain climber! Cheers! (delivery: hold beverage high as if toast, then immediately open another girl, probably using this situation as the opener)

RedPharaohRising · 2015-12-04T05:02:58+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - Only Monday Wednesday Fridays / Asks the sore loser..

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”
- Yeah, and all the guys, too.
Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”
- How drunk are you?
Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”
- Today?
Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”
- That's classified information, come earn your clearance.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”
- I wasn't till I met you (shit eating grin)
Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”
- I hate the packers. Let's go dance.
Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”
- I have a puppy.
Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”
- What's it like being single all the time?
Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”
- Alright, I'll get some hoops you can jump through first.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”
- Less talking, more dancing. You're killing the vibe!
Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”
- Uh huh
Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”
- You get three questions.
Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”
- Cool (get back to netflix)
Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”
- I knew your stripper boots were fake.

Bonus: Find someone else. Psssh

Disclaimer: I don't know how many of these I could pull off IRL, but I'm a wiseass sober and IDGAF when I'm drunk.

CynicsChoice · 2015-12-04T05:47:09+00:00

Well, now that I'm good and drunk like a regular bar environment. Let me embarrass myself with my throwaway internet account:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I'll play a song if you want. I don't have my guitar though.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I do. I have a 93% success rate.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I was counting the days till the end.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

More than you!

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I can see most people just fine! You're a little fuzzy though. Come a little closer...

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

I can prove otherwise. Let me show you.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I know, right? I fucked him twice.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

-- nope, choked on self-imposed time limit. I always stay silent on this one.--

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Me neither! Peace!

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

urk. This one's hard.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Time limit.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Look, if you don't want to meet my friends, just say so. Don't lead me on.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Time limit

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Do you think that's what they said on the titanic? Of course not! All speed ahead!

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Hey, I'M the whore here. Don't overstep your bounds, dear.

Donny577 · 2015-12-04T06:00:27+00:00

Round 1

Yeah I play basketball, football, and soccer
only ones that come and watch me play
My pet goldfish died
at the same time? (then ignore the question)
including my hand?

Round 2

For John stamos (if she doesnt get this then it makes this way easier)
I don't know how to answer this one I've always had bad answers honestly.
I have other dates
I have benjamin buttons disease (I would honestly say this if a woman ever said this to me)
I never have to ask

Dickwheel · 2015-12-04T08:16:40+00:00

It's 2am here and I just destroyed 10-12 hours of productive studying. This shit probably won't make much sense but here goes.

BASIC

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Depends if you're the game ;)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Puhleasee, I've never touched a girl before [with a completely straight face]

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Yeah, my pet just died. I'm looking for substitutes to cuddle with. [insert smirk here]

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

That's like asking how many stars are in the sky. What do I look like, NASA?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Pause, and look at her sensually with a smirk. Oh, I'm seeing pretty clearly right now...

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Don't tell anyone... [she leans inward in anticipation], sometimes I can't keep my eyes off this guy at the gym -- then I realized, oh, it's the mirror.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

You're looking the wrong way, hun [smirk, good chance to kino here -- if we've established good enough rapport I'd even lightly tilt her head my way]

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Does he... treat you well? [while looking at her with a shit-eating smirk, imagining her tied up on your bed, thinking "...I sure won't"].

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Realllyy? Damn gasp [hand on shoulder, pull her slightly in] we have sooo much in common!

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Ooh playing hard to get eh? [sarcastic tone] That's understandable for someone like you [baiting her to qualify, e.g. prompts her to ask "what do you meaannnn?"]

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

The pet store is two blocks away.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

You're right, no we're not [while looking at her with a smirk].

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Good thing for you, my life's an open book. [obviously not lol, but gives her a bit of plausible deniability]

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

depends what the situation is, I'm assuming during my sexual advances. In which case, I'd respond physically instead of verbally -- e.g. slowing down my movements to tease her like running my fingers up her thigh while leaning towards her as if to kiss her, feeling her hot breath close to me but holding back until she caves in, then I withdraw (again to tease her)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

No... you're not. [actually have a sincere tone this time, tone down on my cockiness, hold both her hands in mine with the most charming smile you can pull off]... I can tell you have a really good heart.

Last one worked on one of my exes, she had some LMR on the first or second date, and that right there shows I'm a non-judgemental guy and she can be the whore she really wants to be, without the social repercussions. selective honesty to disarm victim

DarkuSchneider · 2015-12-04T08:25:52+00:00

(always self amused 40 yr old DGAF attitude and I live by a warriors saying: Never let them see you bleed.)

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - Depends. Are you just a game? (I once picked up a girls arm like she was a slot machine and pretended like I was about to drop a quarter down her cleavage while using this answer but I knew her some already.)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - Riiiiight (chuckle) just like you say that to all the guys...but seriously blah blah blah...

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - Nah, was thinking about a friend I was visiting earlier. You ever have one of those friends that gets into mischief?(sly grin)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - Probably more than you...hmm players, now scores... You a gamer girl or something? Not judging if you are? What's your high score gamer girl? (I might nickname her that for the rest of the interaction when I want to tease depending on her reactions)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - Not exclusively and they don't care.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” - No I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body. Why you really a t-girl or something?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” - Yeah. If I was gay I would fuck him too. Almost did by accident in a threesome once but that's another story you'll have to earn.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - Are you mad at him?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” - Intimidated? I senses you have been searching for something in vain. Sure you are looking in the right place?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” - How does anyone call you out for a night of fun?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” - For what? Call me when you want to chill.(exit stage right)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” - I like optimism, slow down speed racer.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” - What do you think we are doing now?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” - Maybe you are right, I should sleep. Call me when you are ready to see me. Have a good night....(leave/boot her out she has to call you or next) Note: My personal rule lighthearted coy LMR is one thing but if she specifically uses the words stop or no especially repeatedly then it's false rape accusation bait. Too many others girls that are DTF to risk legal drama. This happened to a friend and she won the ruse and he is in jail guilty as charged; fuck that shit.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” - I am relieved I did not mis-judge you because that's why I asked you out. I can't be with anyone who is afraid or ashamed of their body. Call me if you agree, later.

Shrug Most of the advanced ones are walk away scenarios to me. If they want to fuck you they will or don't let them waste your time until they do. IMHO

Gelu_sf · 2015-12-04T09:12:05+00:00

Ok, let's do this.

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I've won some tournaments back in the day, but I don't like to brag.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Never took you for a gambler. What else do you bet on?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I wonder if my pet fish took his algae pills today

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

A1: 879923

A2: <<Cue in overly theatrical sad face>> You know.. I have this condition.. I can't fall asleep with somebody else in my bed.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yea... I'm watching that guy behind you.. he ain't getting laid today

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Flaming!

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

This one gets the ignore treatment

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

A1: Me too! They should totes meet and bake cupcakes

A2: I hope he's open minded/not jealous

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

This one is strange.. since I don't fall into any of these categories, but..

I'm the same. We'll be discreet

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

A1:Of course not. So what is it ?

A2:Do you do Morse code?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Me too. But while they wait we won't

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Do you always make it sound so dirty ? <<smirk>>

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

I'm x, nice to meet you. I love cats and fish. Now that we got that out of the way...

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Apart from doing a hard back-turn I've also had success with continuing to push forward in slow-motion. REALLY FUCKING SLOW MOTION. Got giggles when they caught on.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Why do you ask questions if you answer them yourself?

naMlliPdeR · 2015-12-04T09:19:54+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” --- Yes (with confidence and a smile)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” --- Is that a problem?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” --- I'm bored. Follow me to x/y location.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” --- I've run out of fingers to count. Can I borrow yours?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” --- Nothing serious.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” --- Absolutely (Grab her waist and playfully pull her in with a flirty smile)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” --- He's also a fantastic cook (open avenue to maybe take her + someone else to his place later in the night for "cooking")

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” --- Smile and say "I know". Continue like nothing happened.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” --- She's insulted me, high risk/high reward with strong body language get into her personal space and whisper "who said anything about dating?".

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” --- While this would be a next, if I wanted to push it, I'd say "You're just out of practice" (James bond reference).

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” --- Smile and ignore. Continue with whatever else was on topic.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” --- "of course not" with a smile.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” --- "Here, let's play a game" (ask her to give me her hand, nice kino/touch, play a guessing game, etc, whatever rapport routine one feels like doing)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” --- I assume this is already at her place/mine/wherever. Back off a bit and say "Gonna get a drink, want something?".

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” --- Depends on so many variables, what we're doing, where we are at, her body language and tone. Hard to answer this one.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? --- Hard one, don't know. In real life if I like her I'd just go up to her and slap her on the ass playfully as she's grinding with him and say "there you are" with a smile. She should stop and reciprocate smile, I'll pull her in and whisper something like "Did he warm you up for me?". But that's because I compete in Martial arts and am very big, so I don't really get intimidated by other guys physically.

To clarify on bonus, I'm assuming all questions here were "how would you act if your goal was to fuck her". So I assume "walking away/nexting/passing" was not an option (not something you wanted to do).

solarcon6 · 2015-12-04T09:21:11+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” You want to play? :)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Please, you don't need to feel so... ordinary...

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Just thinking about some problems of the global world.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Sorry, but this is none of your bussiness.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Yes (wouldn't lie) (if she keeps asking) You want us to have a relationship?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Are you stupid? :)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” He's mine!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Sorry to say that so bluntly, but it doesn't really bother me right now. We are not jumping straight into relationship, are we?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” You are right. It makes no sense wasting your time on wrong men.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” (ignore, try again later)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I'm not afraid :) (ignore)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” (ignore)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Let's introduce ourselves to each other...

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” (ignore carefully)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Whore? :( No! You are nasty little princess!

PM_ME_UR_GRUNDLE · 2015-12-04T09:23:29+00:00

Bonus Round:

Make eye contact with her, raise an eyebrow, and shake your head in a dissapointed fashion. Then leave and go wait at the bar or out for a smoke until she crawls back to you, trying to convince you she's not a slut.

Women feed on approval even more than attention, you can turn this shit test around so that SHE needs to chase YOU back. "I didn't think you were that kind of girl. I must have been mistaken." Stops her shit in it's tracks.

riverraider69 · 2015-12-04T09:25:34+00:00

Good exercise. Makes me realize how weak my game actually is.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Why, thank you!

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the pretty ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I'm thinking about puppies...

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

You mean this week?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Sure. Lots of people. I'm very social.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Unfortunately not. Just think of all the sex...

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeap, nice ass.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I have several. We have a lot in common.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

What do you mean by old man? The only white hair I have is on my chest.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's ok, I can give you mine.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I love taking things slow, no sex whatsoever. What're you doing tonight? Let's go to my place, drink wine and talk.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

ignore remark

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Same here. Let's do unusual/active date activity

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Sure, no problem. [keep doing what I'm doing, maybe slightly dial back for a minute]

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

What's wrong with whores?! I'll let you know I've been a respectable gigolo for many years.

LukeMooney · 2015-12-04T11:17:15+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Usually just smile

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Yeah but you're my favorite

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Put arm round her and pretend like she didn't say it and just cuddle her like a child and be all like "are you ok, why so sad??? until giggles / tickling

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Dunno, I don't know I was supposed to be keeping count.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

(Smile - hold eye contact, wait for her to break / change conversation).

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

usually just Laugh at her. Is such an obvious IOI disguised as a neg, it's literally laughable.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

A&A - tell her something very specific to Chad that is attractive.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

cool

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

who are you Forest Gump? Let's introduce ourselves first then start again. Hi I'm Luke, and you must be Forest, forest Gump.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Sure. (shit eating grin)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I don't think you're any type of girl; you're you, and I'm me. And that's it.

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Laugh. And do not immediately walk away. Stand your ground. Might even stare her out.

goldenopmissed · 2015-12-04T11:32:51+00:00

I've been working on my game recently. Advice encouraged.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Chuckle.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"Okay then, I'll never say that to you again."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

"You must have me confused with someone else."

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"Enough to know you should be trying harder."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

smile "Feeling jealous already?"

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"No. Is this your way of telling me you're bisexual?"

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

"Huh, I didn't expect that from you." Then ignore her for a while. Hopefully explains that this behavior will not be tolerated, and a spanking may be involved later.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Earnestly say "Really? Good for you!", as if talking to a child. If pressed, say you didn't expect it, she's not your type.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Not really relevant, so I'll do my own Question 9: "You're fat."

Laugh. "I'll admit, I'm a bit of a beast."

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"Sounds good, I don't really use my phone. You'd have to be something special for me to add you as a contact."

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

"Uh huh." Kiss her.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Uh huh." Kiss her.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"Uh huh." Kiss her. "So what do you want to know?"

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

smile "Okay then, I'll go slow." Then kiss her.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

smile "That's not what I was thinking." Then kiss her like she is a whore.

Bonus

I leave before I contract something. Bonus points if I'm her ride home.

Neroky · 2015-12-04T11:51:07+00:00

1: "Yeah, I love gaming. What about you?"

2: "Only the hot ones. Smirk"

3:"Actually thats my happy face, this is what my sad face looks like." (Start grinning)

4:"You mean to tell me there are people who count?" (If she still insists:Tries to count with fingers Dunno 25 or something)

5:"Yup." (Vague question. Vague answer. I see my friends,parents,other women whatever)

6:"Haha find it out yourself wink."

7:"Watch out! Don´t burn yourself!"

8:"Really? Here´s a 100$ bill, oh hold on, nvm. You have a boyfriend." (In case of indirect approach, I just asked for the goddamn time!)

In my language the word "boyfriend" is just "friend". So she´d say "I have a friend(boyfriend) My answer:"Only one? Now you got two, change subject"

9:"Aww jeez I really wanted to show you my lego collection, granny." (little boy, if she finds it funny, change subject, built rapport)

10:No response for thise one. Usually I´d built rapport, make her giggle, show her that I´m cool, create a sense of urgency she might never see me again and then suggest for another meeting. If that still doesn´t work it´s either lack of rapport or she isnt available.

11:Looks at watch for 5 secs "Damn I´m fearless savage." (Change Subject.)

12:"Aand here I thought men were the ones thinking only about sex." / "So you are that far ahead in your head already? Did you at least made me a sandwhich?"

13:(What was the question to lead to this response? I assume it´s a LMR) My answer: "Thats okay." Freeze. Reinitiate.

14:"Yeah we should." proceeds to do whatever I´m doing at that moment

15:"You´re cute when you are upset." escalates

Bonus: Grind the bigger guy, assert my dominance. (Jokes aside, just get another HB9. Never been in clubs before so I can only guess.)

altjt · 2015-12-04T11:55:16+00:00

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - Good, what's he cooking us for breakfast?

the_darklance · 2015-12-04T13:53:23+00:00

If only you knew
You're the third girl i've said that to tonight.
Why are you projecting you're sadness onto me?
I lost count last month
Yes
No, and you?
Yes he is.
Congratulations
Neither do i, omg we have much in common
Whats makes you think i want it?
Life is too short to wait around.
Not with that attitude
Right? We should know each others life story before taking this further.
Phew, you read my mind. Pretend to go to sleep
What's wrong with whores?

Bonus. Find some other hot girl.

FailsAtGames · 2015-12-04T16:07:29+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Nah, retired.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” How much you putting down?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” I lost my cat.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Is this a competition?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Depends

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Want to find out?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Don't you dare touch my Chad.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Football has a goalie, doesn't mean you cant score

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” When did this suddenly jump to dating?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Uh huh, if you're expecting me to jump through hoops here, sorry love.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” That's cool - What're you doing in the meantime?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Ssh is okay bby

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” You didn't say that when I offered to buy you a drink.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Wait... You mean you aren't?

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Would entirely depend on if I'm running stag or with a posse.

ShekelBanker · 2015-12-04T18:04:04+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” : Other girls I went out with tell me I'm not. What do you think?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” : Not my fault the rest fall for the same thing you will just about... now.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” : It's just your impression, but you will cheer me up later.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” : Would you like a chronological or alphabetic answer?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” : I am; why, do I feel jealousy?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” : I have sculpted myself to be the utmost example of male heterosexuality, if that says enough.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” : I can't gauge how "hot" a guy can be, so I can't tell.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” : I can ask him to join, you know.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” : Why would you ever do that? Can't rationalise with a kid, can't withstand an old person's monologues.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” : How do you get contacted for meetings and interviews then?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” : I wonder if you'll say the same if you knew you'll die tomorrow; life's too short to wait out on things to happen.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” : Amazing, you did not tell me you can be a fortune teller! Is it not too presumptive though?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” : The feeling is mutual.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” : I see, so we'll do only oral and missionary at first.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” : Sarcasm /on Well, the time has come, I am a gigolo. Do not worry, first one's on the house because you're special. sarcasm /off

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? : Quickly scope for a group of visibly drunk girls, and start cracking jokes. This time I make sure to make myself visible to the HB.

I'm not sure how good I did, so bring the criticism on.

videogameguy420 · 2015-12-04T18:38:00+00:00

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What is this?

JMCastillo86 · 2015-12-04T19:07:25+00:00

*Question 1: * ”Are you a player?” "yes. you should see my high score"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” "yes, but the pretty ones just smile and make me sandwiches"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” "where have all the good scones gone?" or "because i'm with you"

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” "not including you?"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” "I never discuss client confidentiality" or "shhh..don't tell my girlfriend".

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” "ask your boyfriend"

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” "and to think he was she a few years ago..." or just wingman chad.... abundance, fuckers. abundance.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” "so does my dog"

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” "i said felate, not date" or "that's okay. most inexperienced women can't handle me anyways"

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” i'm stumped on this one...

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” "yea, disney rides are so worth it."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” "i know *you're** not, but i definitely am"*

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” "here's my resume" and then hold your hand to her as if handing out an invisible paper.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” "you're right. now, bend over". or... "cool. see you some other time" then go home or to another plate.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” "no. you're my whore" or if you want to nuke "let's ask your friends"

mara5a · 2015-12-04T19:17:07+00:00

Let's see the starter round
Question 1: ”Are you a player?” "Only on weekends/wednesdays/whenever"
Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” "Only to the pretty ones"
Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” This one happens to me a lot, not sure how to respond, I went with the truth so far in the past. "Nothing, just thinking about some weird shit"
Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” I'm 20 years old and socially somewhat shy so the count is close to zero. I have to deflect and steer the conversation as far as possible.
"How many guys have you slept with? Ladies first"
Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”
"Naah" obvious bad attempt of lying tone

A-nana-moose · 2015-12-04T19:18:36+00:00

Great post. Here are my responses:

ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - absolutely

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - no, just to the dumb ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - ignore

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - 3.5 billion, once we're done I'm moving on to the guys

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - I have 6 wives and 19 children

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” - no, but you're making me reconsider

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” - ( I would next her, however here is a response) - we should introduce him to your (more attractive) friend Kelly.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - I have a dog.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” - good, i only want to bang anyway (with cocky smile)

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” - okay bye

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” - look harder

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” - ignore (with amused smirk on face)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” - (begin speaking in slow motion) is this better? (Then change topic)

seattleron · 2015-12-04T19:44:22+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yes, my harem is in the bathroom, we better make this quick!

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Just ones I think are passable.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Only made out with 4 girls tonight. Slow night for me.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

That's not the point.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Just my wife. You?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yep, I'm a big fag, how'd you guess? I love harry buttholes!

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I'd hook you up, but not sure you're his type. He likes them a little more...nevermind...

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Congratulations, I have a pet fish.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Me either. I like old boys and little men.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Me either, addresses are much more efficient.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

You should meet my grandfather, he's got a 5 year plan... to not die.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Slight grunt.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

You have to cook me dinner first. I'm not that kinda guy.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Did I ever tell you about my grandfather?

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Of course not, but I am.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Do not look at her, or acknowledge it, and start chatting up with another woman, preferrably someone prettier than her. Doesn't matter if you're talking about the weather, just make sure she sees you talking to someone better looking than her.

hb8only · 2015-12-04T20:48:46+00:00

BONUS

..You wanna pay now or later - I will say it to man

michael_wilkins · 2015-12-05T00:34:05+00:00

First thing that springs to mind.

ROUND 1 Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yup

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Only the pretty ones

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

That's because your boring

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Too many

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Honey, I live in a world with [insert celebrity] No-ones that straight.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah the bro jobs are intense. Retell this story to them untill they believe it Works best if Chad is in on the joke too.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

So do I

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good, I don't want to date you

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Are you saying you make people you meet buy it from you?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Ok. (continue as you were)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Not tonight we're not. (continue on as normal)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Then ask me an interesting question.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I can't go slow, because I have terminal brain cancer

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

And I'm not some loser that pays for sex.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

"Hey do you mind that's my sister"

Dsdcimyc · 2015-12-05T00:59:07+00:00

BASIC

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yeah, I like playing all kinds of sport. Tennis and soccer the most.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

What is a girl? smirk

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Not at all, are you?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

27... this week.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yeah, 3 girls a day.

INTERMEDIATE

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

No, sorry, you'll have to look elsewhere for a LGBT activist

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Your friend is not bad either.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Good, ignore it and go on talking as if nothing happened

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Thank God, I didn't want to get into serious dating either, netflix and chill is good enough

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Shit, I was about to give it to everyone, how am I gonna do it now

ADVANCED

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Wait for what, dinner? I'm not patient when I'm hungry, I have to admit

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Of course not ;)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Oh no you don't want to go there, trust me

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I agree slow down, then escalate further five minutes later

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Not at all, I don't talk to whores

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

I'd just go find a new one.

I know my answers aren't anything fancy, it's just what I would say/do if it happened, in real time. I'm sure thinking about it I could come up with better responses but that's not the point. I need to up my game, yes.

icecow · 2015-12-05T01:46:52+00:00

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

<let's say the girl is thin, white, with long blonde hair and green eyes>

"I've been telling them one day I will meet a beautiful woman with long blonde hair and green eyes whose dreams cause rainbows after an all knowing God cries rain."

Then approach her and put two fingers on the artery of her neck to feel the pulse while staring deeply in her eyes.

night_rider1991 · 2015-12-05T01:59:22+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - You're the player! (smirk and poke her playfully)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - Ignore and continue

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - (Actually not sure on this one as I've never dealt with it; help needed) "Ya would you kiss my boo boos?" and point to my ass and laugh. Best I could muster up lol

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - Are we talking in just the past couple hours..?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - I didn't peg you as the jealous type

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Who cares? Maybe my game wasn't tight enough as her interest obviously shifted towards the swole bro. So smile regardless if she sees me come out or not, and make a B line towards another potential. No harsh feelz and time better well spent on a new hot lead!

edit: spacing

BonDeuce · 2015-12-05T03:36:25+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I'm not familiar with that term. What's a player?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Actually, you're the first girl I've ever talked to.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I miss my dead kitten "whiskers". She would have been 43 today.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I'm not sure the exact number. How many girls have you slept with?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes… and touching and feeling and tasting.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yes, but don't tell anyone. I'm still in the closet.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I know. I want to fuck him so bad.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Me too! We should have a double date. (Too much gay stuff?)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

I do! It's awesome.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I'll give you a penny for it. Would that make you feel better?

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I've been waiting my whole life to find you. What's another five minutes?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

I didn't realize you were a fortune teller. What will my next job be?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

If you knew me any better, you wouldn't be doing this.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I like it slow too. Then fast… then slow again.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

No… you're THE whore.

ManThatWasHarsh · 2015-12-05T04:33:30+00:00

I'm still new. I'm treating this as a speed test.

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Stopped playing ball in high-school. Did you play softball?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Who is allie-girl? Is she hot?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” It's tough being so ridiculous good looking.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” That was rather intrusive of you. I barely know you.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” I'm not cross eyed so no

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only for Sean Connery. His voice resonates in my soul.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Failed on this one but came up with something eventually I hope not, the flu is contagious

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” You might want to get yourself checked out if you are hearing voices asking you questions

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Neither do I. I'm not priest nor a gold-digger

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Here, I'll trade ya

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Stop for a minute Was that long enough?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Well not right now we're not, there might be voyeurists in here looks around

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Some people spend their lives getting to know one another. I'll take that as you want to see me for some time then. How does this weekend sound for a coffee?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Failed here

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” I know which is why I'm talking to you

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

If she ran away then I've already lost her and I will be beta if I go chasing after her. Her loss. Abundance mentality

MyReddit4 · 2015-12-05T05:52:09+00:00

1) Hearts been broken too many times to be player 2) Yep, every girl in the world. 3) Oh, just something I saw on Jesebel. Cn u believe those evil men? 4) Not sure, its all blur 5) Yes

6) Only for pay 7) Yep. My friends kick ass 8) Slow down, I'm not looking for relationship 9) I my act like I'm five, but Im hung like 6 yr old 10) For me you'll mke n exception.

11) Theres more fear in hesitation then in waiting 12) of course, that'd be so bad 13) You'll come to know in time 14) sure 15) no, you're just mine

daddymonsterpoodle · 2015-12-05T10:43:10+00:00

Basic God knows if any of these would work...

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” With an enormous shit-eating grin, "oh no, I'm far too shy."

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Same grin, "Oh no, you are my very first."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” DSB...

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Who slept?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I've got a lot of love to give. How about you?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Why, are you a fag hag?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” He's not my type but go knock yourself out.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Dependent on the mood.."Cool I can give him some pointers afterwards" or "I don't."

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Yup, they have standards too.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Is it charged by the minute? or "poor you, do you have trouble remembering those big long numbers?" like talking to a 4yr old.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to swallow. Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” "Not yet....(big grin again)". or "I know, this is called talking. It happens before the sex."

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” OH you will....

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Exaggerated slowly do what you have been doing.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” ignore and keep escalating.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Laugh, DTB and have a good time somewhere else. She is obviously a ho, not that interested in you or playing you. No loss either way.

notrustled · 2015-12-05T14:23:12+00:00

I'm still fairly new to this thing, but anyways, I'm gonna give it a try. Here you go:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Are you a detective? / Yeah, I play guitar. And bass.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

And they love it.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Then cheer me up. insert obvious winky face here

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

All of them. Except for you.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Why, you want a threesome? Look at that!

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Why, you got a dick? Uh-oh...

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Sorry, but I don't think he's gonna like you. You're just not his type.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Ew, gross!

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Neither do I.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I like that!

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Sure, I can wait...with her. pointing at some random girl

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

That's right!

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Mmm, kinky!

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Yeah right. continuing whatever I was doing

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

What's your problem with whores?

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Well, if I could do something with an HB9, then probably I would be able to do it with another hottie. So I would give it a try, either if the first one could see it or not. Or just simply continue having fun otherwise.

BlackPhoenix01 · 2015-12-05T20:14:00+00:00

As a general rule, I go for the snarker angle and either amplify her charge to ridiculous levels or reflect it back on her. Of course, there's nothing in the rules that say anything about leaving, so some of the remarks I see are cause for walking away

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

"Sure, I play lots of things, the lottery, my PS4, and with your head"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"I bet you say that to all the guys"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

(At this stage, I have probably messed it up and abandoned frame, so...)

"Nice to meet you. Have a good day/night"

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"Wouldn't you like to know?"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

"I am. (turns to the girl in the polka dot) I am seeing the lady with the polka dot shirt over by the counter (turns to the guy in long coat), I am seeing the guy in the long coat at the table to our right, (turns to the bored girl with glasses) and I am seeing the girl with the glasses at the table who is bored out of her mind.

Tell me, what do you spy with your little eye?"

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"Well now that you mention it, some people do call me a lesbian trapped in a man's body."

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

(I don't even know why this necessitates an answer. This is clearly a sign that things aren't going to work out)

"Well, thank for your time. I gotta go."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

(Ideally the classic response would be "that's nice, he can serve us breakfast in bed" but I'm not a home wrecker and whether she's honest about it or not, this is clearly an IoD, so...)

"Well it was lovely to meet you. Good day/night"

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

"Well, that's interesting, because I don't date people who judge books by their cover, either. Have a nice day/night."

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"Alright. Have a lovely evening/day."

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

"And I'm looking for someone who knows what she wants."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"DAYUM girl! Is that all you think about? Slow down, miss!"

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"Oh, it's gonna take much, much more than that to learn my deepest, darkest secrets, ma'am."

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

(I assume this is the the LMR-stage and things are already in the bedroom. As I have no such experience, I'm just gonna toss a wild guess out here)

"Alright. I'm not gonna do anything you're uncomfortable with (flips to the other side, pull up my phone and start checking emails/facebook/anything but her ass)"

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

(I am tempted to respond with a 'it's a matter of price' response, but that'll probably earn me a slap in the face)

"No. You're not (end the topic there and move on)."

And those are my answers. I used to go for the PUA responses, but at this stage, I'll know when hold 'em and I'll know when the fold 'em

As for the Bonus Round, fuck that lady. I'm gonna approach some other girls. She no longer exists in my mind

whatifIcould_ · 2015-12-06T02:22:43+00:00

Yeah what's the game
Nah, just you
What am I suppose to be?
Enough to be able to sleep with you
Well I'm seeing you right now, does that count?
Are you thinking about me in my underwear?
That's cool
That's cool
I'm a big boy when you take my pants off
What do you do with it then?
Is it okay if I jump the line?
That's cool, we're just chillin
That's what we are doing right now
That's cool
Alright? Bonus: Find a chick who was giving IOIs and initiate conversation.

philthemight · 2015-12-06T03:22:53+00:00

Player G, Player P

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

cocky mood: takes one to know one

P)yes, i play many different sports.

G)which sports are you talking about?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

G) what makes you so sure about that?

P) only the ones i find interesting.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

G) try to cheer me up

P) Really? (fail)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

P) i dont count

G) im bad in math (asian guy saying this)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

P) Yes.

G) Once in a while, my mom

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

P) no, but my boyfriend is

G) lets find it out (do action)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

P) i can hook you up next time: he banged a healthy chick before, i can introduce him to you.

G) of course im sure that he is hotter than you

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

P) I don't want to be your boyfriend ;)

G) So?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

P) Me neither

G) I'm not dating with a single mom

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

G) Ok, its a lose-lose outcome.

P) Ok, bye. (proceed to hug)

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

G) I think you just lost me

P) Ok. (bang someone else next week)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

g) Ok, dont worry. (do a lil bit)

p) just cuddling (start playing 50 cent - just a lil bit)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

p) aham (keep doing same)

g) Which way?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

p) freeze out next time: begin slow motion track of myself

g) (kiss her or put a finger in her mouth)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!

P) not so loud, people might hear

g) you dont have to tell me who you are

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely >on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

g) let them be, hunt for other

p) turn around, go away (bang someone different this week)

Incubus130 · 2015-12-03T16:39:36+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

"Have you seen my sexy ass?"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Answer: "I sure do. Its a great line. I wake up rolling in bitches."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Answer: "I just found out I have aids. The instant breathable kind."

Her: Omg WTF

Me: "Jk did you really believe in breathable aids? Are you that dumb" Playful Neg.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

"Idk know. Who the fuck tracks every random chick they bang in the back of denny's".

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

What me!!! Nooo. (sarcastic)

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

"Yeah but I'm open to turning for you"

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

I wouldn't respond to this verbally. I would take action. More dread, abundance. Flirt with other chicks. I feel like no response to this will hold your frame.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

"I have a gold fish. Why are we stating facts that don't matter?"

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

"Good because if you did you would be a pedophile."

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

"That's cool. We can talk through messenger pigeon. Whats yours look like?

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

hey so long, see ya sucker, bon voyage, arrivederci, later loser, goodbye, good riddance, peace out, let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya, don't come back around here no more, hasta la vista baby, kick rocks, and get the hell out!

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Whoa! My mind wasn't even on sex. Glad to know I have that effect with out trying." Then wink or nudge her.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"Hi I'm Incubus130 and you?"

"I'm Tinderell. Nice to meet you."

"Now you know me".

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

"I cant, your to sexy for me to resist." If resistance continues then I'd just slow down and re escalate.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"There are different kinds of girls? Well shit you learn something new everyday".

As for the bonus. I'd just go dance with some other chicks. I'm not gonna make myself look like a jealous little bitch.

DforDeadpool · 2015-12-03T16:59:48+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Response 1: Yup, just came here from my 27th girlfriend's house now. I need to stop.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Response 2: Nope. (With a straight face, changing the topic after)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Response 3: Some stranger girl just grabbed my ass and called me a hottie again. It's the fourth time this day!

Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?” Response 4: No I'd be shy about that. I couldn't even make it to 3-digits.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Response 5: Yeah, look, there are people. There's a woman, there's a dude,..

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Response 6: Only to fat girls.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Response 7: Yeah, just look how hot he is! (Overexaggarate) You're fine but, sorry, he's something else, I think I'll go for him :P

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Response 8: A real one?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Response 9: Heh.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Response 10: (I'd ask for her mail instead.)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Response 11: I can totally hook you up with a priest, I happen to know a few hot ones.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Response 12: That's why you're cranky/aloof/etc. ? Because you were getting none?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Response 13: (Super seriously, grabbing her hand formally) Hello, I'm Chad, nice to meet you. I'm from X. Bla bla bla..

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Response 14: (Stop, take a step back, do something less forward, try again)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Response 15: Hell, I'm no pimp either (Just thought of this, probably shit)

I'm new and I'd appreciate feedback and comments, thanks.

babayega · 2015-12-03T16:07:35+00:00

Answering off the top of my head, I'm sure I'll come up with something better with L'esprit de l'escalier but that's not the point. Additionally my go to strategy lately has been to just smirk, ignore, and change the subject. I'm grown too bored of of this shit and it's not even worth my time to respond.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Do you want me to be?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

No, you're the first girl I ever talked to actually.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Uh huh, excuse me I gotta go cry.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Today? Not too many so you still got a chance.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yeah, but I always wondered what it's like to be with a woman.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

You want his number?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Just one? I have 2 boyfriends.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Uh huh.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

This is where you next her.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Cool. There is the door you can wait behind it.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

A little presumptuous, are we?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Ok fine I got 2 minutes. What do you want to know?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Just act very cold with your body language after those shenanigans.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

But I am so it's fine.

useyourmouth · 2015-12-03T17:04:39+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Why? do you want to join my soccer team?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Only the pretty, white ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” *hold eye contact. point to corner of my eye, and slowly run my finger down my cheek like a tear.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” that's a loaded question. are you doing a field study?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” wow, slow down, what do you mean by anyone ELSE?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Yeah, plus he gives the most tender, loving head.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” I am not surprised. I'm sure he's a really nice guy...change subject.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Where is your mother?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” I don't usually either. Can't be too careful these days. But then, you don't strike me as much of a killer.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” look at watch. We've been talking for like 10 minutes now. I'm such a catch.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” That's cool... take her hand, look at her palm, and gently play with it ...I'm just really in to high fives, myself.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” I like that idea. but you and me...tonight...this is happening now. *keep making out.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” You're right. *with a knowing smile. slowly walk away from her. If she comes and gets me, great. If not, I don't know what.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” start gently singing "Let it go" from Frozen at her.

Bonus: leave without saying anything.

gruntamasta · 2015-12-03T15:50:24+00:00

Basic:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Response 1: "Yes. I've played sports all my life. My favorites are football and soccer. What about you?"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Response 2: "I do. So far it's worked on 216/358 of them. Should I make it 217 now?"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”*

Response 3: I actually have no idea. Never encountered this one.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Response 4: "I'm not sure. I stopped keeping count after 391."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Response 5: "Unfortunately, no. I was diagnosed as legally blind at age 5 and haven't been able to see since then."

Intermediate:

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Response 6: "Happy as can be. Why?" (Easy to come up with this ONE. But I have no clue besides this. Help?)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Response 7: "Wow you're right I never noticed that. -Immediately start overtly complimenting all of Chad's features until she laughs and then drop it."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Response 8: "Phew, I was beginning to think you were one of those weird cat ladies. (Continue escalating afterwards, of course.)"

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Response 9: I usually just ignore these. Nobody truly gives a fuck about your age once you're out of Highschool. This is a valiant effort at throwing you out of your frame.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Response 10: Few options for this. None seem too solid.
1: Next her. Who cares.
2: You could just plan a date without her number (I like this one the most). i.e. "All right then, coffee at GLO's Coffehouse. See you at 6."
3: Give her your number. (Least favorite.)
4: "Ok. Give me your MySpace then." (This is funny, but I don't know where it would go once she laughs.)

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Response 11: Chuckle and ignore.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Response 12: "Of course not. Do I look like a slut to you?" AND IGNORE. Actions > words.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Response 13: "I like long walks on the beach, etc, etc." And then keep escalating.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Response 14: Start talking slowly and moving super slowly. When she laughs, continue escalating.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Response 15: "Wait, you aren't Jamie from Craigslist? Shit.." OR "YOU AREN'T? Man where do I get my refund?" OR Ignore and escalate, lol.

0kool74 · 2015-12-03T16:52:57+00:00

Basic Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Yep. Which sex position do you want to play? Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Only the ones I will remember Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” I was hoping you wouldn't be suffering from noassitol Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Stopped counting after 100 Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Yep. And you don't have what it takes to change that.

Intermediate Question 6: ”Are you gay?” If the woman is ugly....yes. A dick would look better than you at this point. If she's attractive.....no. I would sexually intimidate a man. Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Yes. I like hanging around attractive people. You should try it sometime......especially if her friends are dog ugly Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” That's good. You'll have some things to teach him about sex after I'm done. Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” So you date median age bald fat guys?? Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” I don't need your number for us to have sex.

Advanced Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Then you're not looking for me Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” That's right. you have to earn it first. Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” And how many one night stands have you had?? Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” If you want slow go hit up a 40 y/o virgin Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” You're right you're a slut. A whore wouldn't care if her count was 100 or 1000

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? He gets your mouth, I get your ass!

CopyAndPaste2015 · 2015-12-03T16:16:15+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Depending on the game you are proposing ;)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I bet you do use that line for every compliment you receive.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Make me smike then

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I am a light sleeper, I sleep on my own, thanks.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Why? are you the jelous type?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Why? are you into that kind of impossible relationship?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” (No answer required/no shits given/tell your friend Chad to come over)

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I'm good at sharing; that what my kindergarden teacher used to say about me.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Dating??? that's and old world don't you think? Are you going to tell me you bring a chaperone to your dates?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Here's mine. Call me tomorrow.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Good luck

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

(Smile), of course, you are a virgin, I can see that from a distance

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

For that you might need to come closer.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Your body is telling me otherwise.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Of course, I'm not paying you! you can if you like

thefisherman1961 · 2015-12-03T16:30:16+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yep, I've played millions of chicks and that's the only reason I'm with you right now. I'm a pro at it.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Yep, especailly my mom.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

(sarcastic tone) Call 911 because I'm ready to jump out the window

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Four billion, you?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I see people all the time. Especially my parents.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yes, I'm surprised it took you this long to figure it out.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

He's a really nice guy. You should go tell him that, it will make his week. You guys would make a great couple.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I don't care.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Depending on my mood I'd respond to this one of two ways:

I don't date women who aren't girlfriend material
I'll show you who's "little".

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's fine, because I wasn't asking for it

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Of course; I know you're not that kind of girl.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Who said we were going to?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first."

Hello, my name is thefisherman1961. Pleased to meet you.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

OK. I promise we won't have sex.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Even if you were, I wouldn't pay a cent to have sex with you ;).

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Soft next the HB9 and immediatley begin talking to other women

NaughtyFred · 2015-12-03T17:00:37+00:00

Fuck it, better practice before I get hit with 'em for real.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Answer: Me? no I love and respect all women too much for that. ( while making an obviously fake display of innocence)

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Answer: Just the ones who obviously like me.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Answer: Is that what you really think? (with a mischievous smirk)

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Answer: 9 million and 827, that's the average right?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Answer: Yes

Don't hold back with the critique rp'ers.

trp132 · 2015-12-03T19:24:03+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Only the old stuff like starcraft and minecraft. Why? (Shit-eating grin).

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

You're a smart cookie and I love that. I better be careful around you!

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I just found out my wife just died! It's our anniversary too!

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Past a certain point I felt like counting was dehumanizing.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes, aren't you?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Why, are you a guy?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

So's his girlfriend. Think they're into swapping?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Aw, sorry to hear that!

Alternative: Oh, are you guys open or something?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good thing too, I didn't want to have to call the cops.

Alternative: Me neither.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

What made you think I'm interested in your phone number? <casually look her up and down>

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

....Whoa whoa who said anything about sex gutterbrain.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Totally, me too. Lets hang out at <time/place> with better scenery. Put your # in my phone. For now though, this club sucks for talking, so I'll see you later. <go talk to other girls>

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

You're probably right..I really wanna make this work. <picks up my phone, plays with the phone for a while. Obviously texting another girl>...yeah it's super late. I'll talk to you later <leaves>

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Depending on context:

Whoa who said anything about you being a whore? I don't have sex with whores lady.

Alternatively:

You're right, you're not just any whore. I want you to be my whore.

You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Go up and grind on her while she's grinding on him. Sensually. Pretend he's not even there. Think MMF threesome style. It's literally impossible to lose frame here. If he kicks your ass then he looks like a possessive little shit and you look sexually open and fun. She's gonna follow you out of the club and fuck your brains out. If he walks away it looks like you scared him away.

If he plays along then more shit happens: If she keeps paying attention only to him then you haven't lost anything and you can still grind on her before you walk the fuck away. If she starts paying attention to both of you then she'll be so crazy turned on that she'll fuck your brains out THAT NIGHT lmr be damned. If she suggests a threesome (which she will that night) you can do it (threesomes are fun and that still counts as a one-night lay) or you can smile and say "Nah but have fun" and next her...shows abundance, shows that you won't accept her being with other guys, she WILL call you back.

niczar · 2015-12-03T19:54:24+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?"

Am I a player ... I don't know, what do you call a player? Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I know you say that to all the guys.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Do I? You know what, you're right. Go ahead make me smile.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Two ... ... thousands.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Would that bother you if I was?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

I'm in love with myself ... is that gay?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, he really is, we should introduce him to your hot friend Linda.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Cool.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Yeah I could be your grandfather.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

So how do you keep in touch with people, Facebook? You know what, add me on Facebook. Here, now that we're officially friends, you can take my number. Well I might just as well take yours, while we're at it.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Wait for what? (Make her go into details and describe what kind of connection she's looking for)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

I know, we still have our clothes on. You need to take them off to be having sex, you know?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

What is it for you, to truly know someone?

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I don't think I can. You're turning me on too much.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Oh you're way too adorable for that.

DevilishRogue · 2015-12-03T20:37:59+00:00

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

"I knew a girl like that once. She lives alone and has cats. I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to seize the day. Are you afraid to seize the day?"

It's a little lengthy but has dread undertones about becoming a cat lady, flips the test and provides the right answer all in one.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Right..." [with shit eating grin and finger point click coupled with 'kczk' sound in mouth.]

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

"My name's [insert name]. I like puppies and thrash metal. Now, I'd like to get to know you first too." [waits]

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

"I don't like 'slow'."

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

"Phew! 'Cos I only have $27 on me and I was planning on having you the whole night"

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Go up to the guy smiling and as you cut in say "This is my sister, mind if I cut in?" and then once he's gone say to her "Hey, wait a minute, you're not my sister!"

IASGame · 2015-12-03T21:44:20+00:00

Ok I'm very new to this but I still want to try.

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Yes, and I play for the best Team.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” And I even dedicate it to all of my listeners, as if I was on the Radio.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” What's the matter, you look so tired?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” I'm a virgin (grinning).

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” What, right now?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only for the right women.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Yes, I even fry eggs on his belly occasionally.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” (Looking at some empty space then at her) Won't you introduce us?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Oh I see, you just have sex with them?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” k (I think I'd just leave to game someone else and possibly try again later)

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” (grinning) I think you need to keep looking, because I'm terrified of waiting.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Of course (grinning).

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Sure you do (keep escalating until a hard no)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Ok (get up and move to leave, if she doesn't chase, leave)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Of course you aren't, I'm not paying for it (grinning)

Bonus: If I was OmLaLa, I would go game some other girls, HB9.5 preferably (or a group).

I'm not sure I could pull these off in person, but I didn't take too much time to write each of them after reading each question.

EDIT: wow I'm reading some of the answers and some of you guys are really slick.

plsjustgo · 2015-12-03T22:11:04+00:00

ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

~~A Famous Player actually, let's watch a movie.~~

Alt 1: Just drums and piano. I charge though.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

~~I bet you assume that from all the guys.~~

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

~~I found this penny but I have nowhere to use it (they're getting discontinued).~~

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Maybe about 42 squared.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes, is there a problem?

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

More jolly than Saint Nick himself.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

He looks to be a normal temperature to me. I'll get him a water just in case.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

And?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

~~Good thing this isn't about dating.~~

Alt 1: Me either.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I understand. (Give her the phone)

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Sure. Getting your clothes off right now isn't a long wait.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Right, I'm not blind. We just got here.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

~~This is my way of getting to know you.~~

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

~~Relax. You're supposed to be young and lively.~~

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

~~Really? Because I've heard that line a lot.~~

Alt 1: Spoken like a true whore.

Alt 2: Would an actual whore try to convince me otherwise? That wouldn't be very good business for them.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Find another girl to grind.

Just said whatever came to mind first because I'm new to this and it will likely be my actual response if I do manage to respond quick enough. I felt a lot of mine were rooted in my still fresh hatred. Also tried to use the choice of words in the question to make it seem like she asked something else.

edit (2016/02/21)

Redpill_Hannibal · 2015-12-03T22:41:18+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Answer : I play tetris a lot, you?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Answer: Oh my god, you are right! I am actually telling this to every girl. How did you guess?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Answer: I am not sad. It's just how my face look like.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Answer: Virgin here, how about you teach me some useful tricks so that I can please my future wife?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Answer: Barber at 6 o'clock.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Answer: Yes, why are you even asking? Can't you see that my purse is matching my socks?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Answer: And your friend Candy has a perfect ass.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Answer: Then don't tell him about me. We don't want to make him jealous, are we?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Answer: See? Me neither! We have so much in common, what if we are soulmates?

side note: i have no clue why you guys ignore this trope in TRP, so many girls belive that there is this one person designated specially for the rest of their lives, it would be shame if noone abused it

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Answer : I forgive you my child, you can give me your email.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Answer: (long pause) Did you see that? (pause) I waited five seconds.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Answer: Good, I wanted you to wash my floor anyway. Hey, don't give me that look, I told that "I wanted you". How often do you hear that line from a guy "I want you"?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Answer: No you don't.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Answer: What a perfect idea! Take your bra off... SLOWLY

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Answer: No, you are not SOME whore. You are MY whore. // Why do you think I care who you are? // Indeed, you were supposed to be a sexy nun, did you even listen to me?

bonus I had exact situation. I simply looked the girl in the eye. I made a head movment "Come here", and she came.

Josymar · 2015-12-04T01:24:47+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Nah, im a referee, you can elaborate and say I set the rules not play by them.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” No, just the ones I don't find hedious

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” I don't know what can first the chicken or the egg... Be melodramatic

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Less than Genghis Khan but more than Jesus

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” I haven't decided...

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Me, No, my boyfriend is but he a faggot

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Right? We got a pack not to let hideous girls tske us home if we black out

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Just 1?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Me either, im sexist in my sexual preference

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Damn, did u fuck up that bad?

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Me too, I hate girls that start asking, like what are we... It's like chill, wait, we barely know each other.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Sex? , wtf, i didnt even bring a condom, what are you talking about?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Well my name is Josymar not first, for starters...

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Yeah your right, dude, I'm going to head out...

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Whore?. WTF? Why would I be talking to you if I thought u were a whore?

Bonus: carry on socializing, it's musical chairs with her, but if she tries again with you later don't act offended but don't let her get into ur personal space.

MrJugsMcBulge · 2015-12-04T02:23:42+00:00

I'm MGTOW, but I'll play for shits and giggles:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Of course, especially now that I've figured out the cheat codes

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

No, I come up with something more clever to say to girls that are actually interesting

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I was just thinking of all the poor, unfortunate women who I won't be taking home tonight

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

None. I either kick them out or leave after we're done fucking

Alternate

None, because I'm not a pedophile. I have, however, slept with roughly 466 women

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Of course. Do you know Jessica?

(Note - 'Jessica' was one of the most common female baby names in the United States for several decades up to and including the 1990s. Given that, it's likely that a woman in her 20's or 30's either has or had contact with a Jessica somewhere along the line)

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Why don't you come back to my place and find out?

Alternate

Wow, you really subscribe to that cis-white-male-constructed binary model of human sexuality. You need to check your privilege. And you seemed so progressive too.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Well, I'm sure he'd be happy to join us for a three-way

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

But how securely does he have you?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Me neither! We have so much in common.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

That's alright, I wasn't planning on calling you the next day anyway.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Meh, I don't think you'd be worth waiting for

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Yet

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Well, the best place to get to know me is in my bedroom

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

(keep going, just moving and talking slower)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Of course not! Whores are a lot better at this than you are

Bonus

You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

(Locate alternate woman. If she's that quick to jump between men, he can have her and her likely assortment of diseases all to himself)

ClarkCheekyKent · 2015-12-03T17:18:42+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” "Nah I'm a pimp"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” "I bet you say that to all the guys who impress you"

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” "I just got done listening to some my chemical romance cds"

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” "I didn't know I was supposed to keep count"

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” "It's complicated"

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” "Totally!" In camp voice and do the gay thing with my hand

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” "Yeah if I was a guy I'd totally bang him"

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” "What the one you just imagined?"

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” "Coulda fooled me"

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” "That's too bad" Walk away and next

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” "I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to take risks ;)"

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” "Who said anything about sex? I'm not that easy"

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” "You're right. We should get to know each other better over some netflix"

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Next her

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” "I don't know, you tell me"

You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? Approach other girls

pcadrian · 2015-12-03T17:20:21+00:00

BASIC

Question 1: Are you a player? What does that even mean?
Question 2: I bet you say that to all the girls. *Only the ones that ask silly questions**
Question 3: What's the matter? You look so sad. I'm not sad doll, just spacing out
Question 4: How many girls have you slept with? Honestly I stopped keeping count. If I were to guess, it's proably still less than 20.
Question 5: Are you seeing anyone else? Well I'm single, so I'm always meeting new women until I find the right one for me

INTERMEDIATE

Question 6: Are you gay? You finally figured me out
Question 7: Wow. Your friend Chad is hot. Yeah, you two would make a cute couple. Want me to introduce you?
Question 8: I have a boyfriend. That's never stopped me before / I don't mind
Question 9: I don't date little boys/old men. Size doesn't matter doll / Don't be intimidated by my having more experience
Question 10: Sorry, I don't just give out my number. I walk away, don't have a good response to this one honestly

ADVANCED (shit these are tough)

Question 11: I'm looking for someone who isn't afraid to wait. I ignore this one and proceed with the seduction process. I find they are in my bed within 2-3 dates.
Question 12: just so you know, we aren't having sex. There's going to be heavy makeout happening, if at any point you want us to stop, just say so. I've bedded many a "not having sex" gals this way
Question 13: Sorry, I need to get to know you first. This one frustrates me, I stop pursuing. Hoping to see some good responses to it.
Question 14: Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let's take things slow. I stop, say OK, then proceed with getting her even more hot and bothered. Sometimes they break down, other times no..
Question 15: What kind of girl do you think I am? I'm not a whore! No need to get defensive doll, we're both enjoying this

BONUS

I'd look around for prospects to approach, then start chatting other girls up. Would have no problem leaving the club with one of the new gals, even if I drove the original HB9 there. Fuck that nonsense lol.

Desertcoyote99 · 2015-12-03T17:56:21+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Oh yes, I make all the ladies swoon.insert cheeky smile here

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

(answered assuming the previous comment was a compliment of some sort) I do! You're the only one who seems to fall for it though.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Nothing at all! smile, and follow by immediately changing the subject

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

I lost track a while ago, yourself?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Oh yeah, i'm talking to like 15 other girls as we speak. while pulling out phone

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only for Bradley Cooper.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Fuck yeah he is. You should go talk to him!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Are you getting married soon? No? didn't think so.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

And i don't date bitches, but we all make exceptions sometimes. insert cheeky smile

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Then give me your snapchat. Sometimes its easier to fall back on less intense forms of communication. (when i say intense, i say it because from what i've seen they see social media apps as "on a different level" than their actual phone number)

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Life's too short to wait around.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Whatever you say. cheeky smile

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Allow me to introduce myself then, my name is insert name here....carry on like she never said it

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

No idea.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

This question is situational. If we were alone, I would be more willing to tease her for saying this, but in a public scenario I feel like I might back down, or back off, lest other people get involved.

I'm open to criticism.

24219 · 2015-12-03T18:28:55+00:00

I have a pretty over-the-top personality as it is, so I'll often just give short-and-sweet beta responses to a lot of these easy shit tests. As long as she can tell that the words are incongruent with your frame/tone, it just comes across as banter. Keep in mind that this is a strategy I use with girls at my university.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Response 1: No, I hate video games. [deadpan]

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Response 2: Damn, you're on to me. [playful tone]

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Response 3: No girl wants to talk to me! [overdramatic inflection indicating sarcasm, bonus points for exaggerated puppy sad face]

Question 4: "How many girls have you slept with?"

Response 4: None, I'm a virgin. [deadpan]

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Response 5: I saw my mom earlier. [deadpan]

-Animus · 2015-12-03T20:10:54+00:00

Awesome idea! I'd vote it into the stratosphere if I could. Here's my go (I did not look at the others, so multiples are possible): ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Jupp. Guitar and little piano; self-taught! Wanna jam?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Okay. What do I win?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

No good idea.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

This month?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Why? Are you seeing anyone else? If they're wearing nightgowns and are transparent, we should get the hell out of here!

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Why are you intersted in that?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah I'd totally do him. (Describing, how I would bend someone over the table, looking into her eyes. NOT coming across as creepy is essential here I think.)

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

And that's relevant because... (Look of inquiry on your face)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

No good idea.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Okay. Then give me your number AND email.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

No problem. Call me when I've waited enough. (Then leave on the spot.)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Are you coming onto me? YOu are undressing me with your eyes, I could sense that the whole evening!

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Hello, I am Animus. Then proceed as if nothing had happened.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Keep on going, but in bullet-time.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

No good idea.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

I try to get with other girls. She'll come back anyway.

OrpheusV · 2015-12-03T20:37:19+00:00

Eh, let's give a crack at this. I usually take a facetious approach and have some fun with these.

Yep, got some mean poker and piano skills.
Yep. All ten of them.
It's so hard being this cool/attractive/smart (depending on the type of girl).
A gentleman has to keep some secrets.
Yes.
Let's be honest, $attractive_male_actor is kinda hot.
We're a package deal. Pick one, get the other free.
How about a manfriend? (Cheesy as fuck, but it's a lost cause if this question comes up most of the time)
I don't either.
Neither do I, I just do trades.
I'll wait on a pretty good sandwich, that's about it.
Sure, whatever you want. (Then continue to escalate slowly)
I make cool shit on iPhones. You've probably seen my work, and I can't cook to save my own life. (Stupid question begets a dumbass response. At this point I've considered this boring and move on if I make zero headway.)
Good idea, otherwise my dick might chafe and that's no fun.
I'm not Ryan Gosling either.

Bonus: Move on. Not gonna play some zero-sum game with some large dude. Give him a nod and find someone else.

operationzeem · 2015-12-03T20:54:50+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Does a bear shit in the woods?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Nah, that lines reserved for just the hot ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Yup, life is hard out here for a pimp

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Today?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yeah, but please dont tell mother

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

No, I’m fabulous.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Hey back off he’s mine.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

So do I. Lets double date.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Oh I get it, it's because we make you insecure, right?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Apology accepted. Here, write your number in my phone

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Then you’re looking in all the wrong places here

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Phew, glad we got that outta the way. I have work early and I was worried you were gonna try to stay a while

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Hi, I’m OZ. shake hands proceed to do whatever it was from before

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Ya know, “slow and steady” doesn’t actually let the tortoise win any race.
move one step down escalation ladder, then move forward again

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Not some whore, my whore ;)

Bonus: Burst out laughing, pat the guy on the shoulder and give him a thumbs up, then go have fun on the dance floor or approach others.

BThatDude · 2015-12-03T20:58:11+00:00

1:Your definition of that may differ from mine. I go out with a lot of girls because I haven't found what I'm looking for yet

2:Only the ones i like

3: Do I? Must be my resting bitch face. I'm too blessed to be sad

4: Do you keep track? I stopped counting after high school.

5: Nope, you?

BThatDude · 2015-12-03T21:02:11+00:00

6: About as gay as that question you just asked me, so yeah, really fuckin gay

7: The cutie patootiest

8: What does he have to do with me? / So do i. See, we already have something in common

9: Good thing I'm neither

10: And i don't just ask for anybody's

BThatDude · 2015-12-03T21:08:17+00:00

11: That's cool, after round one we can wait for round two

12: Whoa, what kind of guy do you think i am? I'm not some whore! (sarcastic teasing voice)

13: We can play 21 questions right after

14: I've been playing slow all my life, and time goes by too fast for me not to

15: That never once crossed my mind, I just figured we were on the same page

Masvalaki · 2015-12-03T22:41:25+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Yes. I play with fire all the time.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Is it working? or Do you ask all the boys about this?

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Yes, I'm sad. Buy me a drink to make it go away.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” What, today?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” All the time

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” No. Are you? or Yes. I'm a lesbian

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Go talk to him Or Wanna talk to him?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Nice. Where is he now? (this is to avoid a bad situation if he shows up soon)

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” I don't do dates. They're boring. or Me neither.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” ok or ignore

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Good. Let's check out the bar while you wait for him.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” So ... you promise not to rape me tonight?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Oh, I'm a closet serial killer. I eat (kill) girls like you for breakfast

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” is this better? talk/move reeaaal sloooow. Also stop and re-calibrate.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Everybody knows that. But you like to have fun, right?

Bonus: Approach the guy, and congratulate him for the girl. Befriend. You could even ask him for "pickup tips". Make fun of the girl with him. Look for the next target.

JpEmerald · 2015-12-03T23:14:58+00:00

1) What makes you say that? Is it my winning personality? 2) Only the ones worth saying it to. 3) Yeah. I can think of a few things that would make me feel better; you're one of them. 4) I'm going to need another pair of fingers to count that high. 5) Yes. No pressure though.

Tropper01 · 2015-12-04T01:36:58+00:00

Yup. Just draft-picked as a professional footy player. Training starts in January. (Note, I have a fairly rubbish physique)
Yeah, you caught me.
I was thinking about that moment in castaway "Wilson! Wilson come back Wilson!"
Today?
I saw my dad last weekend. He's doing well.
Flamboyaaaantlyyyyyyyyyy
Of course. Birds of a feather. (kinda shitty, but its what first came to mind)
So do I! Double date?
Depending on context. I'd probably meet this with silence and a bemused expression. See how she responds. If she comes back around I'd ignore it, otherwise I'd just leave.
Oh is that right?
Slight agreement/ignore
Of course, I have to get up early tomorrow, I wouldn't let you even if you did.

13-15 I have no idea honestly.

Bonus. Move among other women. Preferably in sight. If she gets jealous and comes over, cool. If not, other women.

truewiselogic · 2015-12-04T01:37:02+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Well I was, but the NFL is for people bad with money.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” How much do you bet? if you're wrong you gotta do _____

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Can't decide how many licks it takes to a tootsie pop, have you tried?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” None, I'm still waiting for the girl of my dreams.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Oh god you're blind.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Yabba dabba doo.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” So is your friend __becky___

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” You don't even know how to refer to me other than boyfriend, childish.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Who said anything about dating?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” good I suck at replying, lets go now.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” I'm looking for someone who isn't scared to change.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” what's that?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Well start at the top and work your way down/

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” (whatever that you are doing) Go obnoxiously fast, then obnoxiously slow

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” You're a girl? (begin feeling around)

You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Find a bouncer tell him that the bigger guy just slapped the bartenders butt, then when the confrontation occurs - be like yeah I knew that you were some skeezer and let him get kicked out. and Be like I just saved u to the girl

xray777 · 2015-12-04T03:16:18+00:00

Are you a player?

"Depends on what kind of girl she is...."

Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.

"They aren't complicated..."

Whats the matter, you look so sad?

"My boyfriend just dumped me."

How many girls have you slept with?

"This week?" Oldie but goodie..

Are you seeing anyone else?

"I don't talk about my personal life with strangers."

Are you gay?

"Depends on the guy."

Wow, your friend Chad is hot

"You should see his sister."

I have a boyfriend

I don't date little boys/old men

"How often does that line actually work?"

Sorry, I just don't give out my number

"Neither do I, that's why I want yours."

I'm looking for someone whose not afraid to wait.

<ignore, change the subject>

...and just so you know, we aren't having sex.

"That's fine, I'm on my period."

Sorry, I need to get to know you first.

"That's kinda creepy."

Stop, stop, This is moving too fast. Lets take things slow.

What kind of girl do you think I am?! I'm not some whore!

"I'm sure you have to say that alot."

LoL-Guru · 2015-12-04T03:37:18+00:00

Shit tests have very little to do with what you say and more to do with how you feel and the body language you project. As long as your confidence is unwavering and you demonstrate that what she says doesn't affect your mental state you pass. Women are about feelings guys. Stop trying to come up with bottled answers to common shit tests and focus on not caring about the stupid shit that comes out of her mouth.

third3y3guy · 2015-12-04T04:41:01+00:00

I'll play

Observe all answers with sarcasm

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

I only play with pretty girls

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Same as above, only to the pretty ones

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Yeah, I broke up with my girlfriend. She made me choose between her or binge eating beans

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

About as many as you can imagine

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I see the world with starlight wonder

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

I rather keep you in suspense

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, he's got a thing for weirdos

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Me too! - He's around here somewhere, let's make him jealous

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Congratulations, we have something in common

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

It's not really your number I want, it's you

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Oooh, I like waiting, here, let's wait for a cab

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Finally! What I always wanted, not sex

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Hi, meet DZ Nuts

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Sure thing doll, slide hand and grab ass

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I know, grab ass

Bonus

Whisper in his ear "she's a shemale, you're welcome"

Matt63069 · 2015-12-04T07:10:08+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” - I don't play. I win.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” - Yep, you're right. I told every girl in here the same thing and you're the last to hear it. You need to catch up with the times!

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” - Hungry. Sandwich?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” - Enough to know better, not enough to care.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” - Look around. How can I not see anyone else? I'm not blind.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” - Only if the pay was good, wouldn't you?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” - Sorry, he doesn't do threesomes.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” - And I see you left him at home while you went out to play. smirk How quaint.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” - I don't either.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” - Wasn't looking for a free handout. I can trade ya mine for it.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” - I waited for my steak dinner last night. Good enough for ya?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” - I bet you say that to all the guys.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” - My name is Matt. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later in bed.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” - One mississippi, two mississippi, three mississippi, (continue back to what was going on.)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” - gasp low almost whispering voice You're right! I am! The O-Train costs $50 to ride. sweet smile I'll give you a first rider discount. All aboard!

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Give the guy the bro nod, smile, and thumbs up. Go after one of HB9's friends. When the HB9 gives you a dread look because you're going after one of her "friends", give her a wink and a smile. Don't look back the rest of the night. Hard next/plate the HB9's friend later on depending on how you feel about her.

TruckerJohn · 2015-12-04T16:02:06+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” "Soccer or basketball? I mean, yes to both of those, but please try to use complete sentences."

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Oddly enough I get this from my LTR in the form of: 'oh, is that how you used to treat the old girls?' to which I just say "Well not ALL of them, jeez, some of them didn't need talking to."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Honestly, fake crying, or making weird noises "asdfghjn blahs, life is harrrrrddddddd." Work just fine. I'm in an LTR, and sometimes this is a legitimate question (unless I misunderstand shit testing as a concept). To which I can calmly say "Nah, I'm not sad, just thinking about [work] etc. No big deal. What's up with you?"

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” I never got that shit test from my LTR at any point in time. Didn't know this was a common/easy level one. My LTR already knows my n-count, but if I had a plate/ONS I'd probably say "Lets play a fun game then. You're gonna have to do some thinking,' alright? - okay. How many guys have you slept with? okay great, not that number, but the real number, then add your age to it. Lol no not that age, your real age."

(That one would probably be FAR too mean, but idgaf, I like being a dick)

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” "Playing the field gets boring after a while. Some girls think I'm seeing them, but I suppose it depends on how this goes, doesn't it?"

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” "[gay voice] OMG absolutely not, why would you think that. (lean in) don't tell my Dad though, or shit's gonna get American Beauty."

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” "Yeah! We should play match maker. I think he'd get along great with your friend [name her hottest friend]. I hope it works out for him, gotta look after my boy!"

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” I actually don't wanna fuck with relationships, so I'd probably call her a whore and leave.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” "Oh thank god we're getting this out of the way. i don't date animals, cacti, marbles, or women who don't giggle when A) I tickle them (then tickle her) OR B) talk to them (safer approach)

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” If I asked for it: Oh, this is the part where we keep having an awesome night and I get it later. Alright, that's cool too. If I didn't ask for it: I'm confused, that was a non-sequitor, did I say I wanted it? You must be confused there!

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” laugh Isn't that cute? OR laugh I don't believe you. touch her leg or shoulder

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Sex? Jesus Christ, [name] I'd need to see a medical record first, because the cooties are really everywhere these days and you can never be too careful.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Depending on my mood/where we are in the night I'll pick one of the following: A) Alright, Barbara Walters, gimme your lightning round questions. (Then I will proceed tonsure hilariously or absurdly to each question) then I'll continue making out, try again in 5 minutes.

B) All you need to know is that you can trust me. (if that one fails then it's game over because she doesn't trust you).

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

gay voice Well okay then, let's -slowly- take off that bra there, gasp and -slowly- unclasp it, and gasp -slowly- suck a nipple (keep going for as long as is effective) then: "-quickly- bite her neck and pull her hair and grab a tit or ass and pull he into a different position, preferably closer to you. start having some real fun"

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Wow, you're insecure about that, aren't you? What kind of guy do you think I am that would treat a whore with the disrespect I've treated you tonight?! How rude."

x86dungeons4lyf · 2015-12-04T23:02:23+00:00

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Basic

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Response 1: "Yeah. Piano."

Response 2: "Only the boring ones"

Response 3: "I just realized what a terrible conversation partner you are"

Response 4: "I lost count at 47,000. Excluding body pillows"

Response 5: "Yeah. Right now actually. My peripheral vision is stellar."

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Intermediate

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Response 6: Give her a once over, "I'm considering it."

Response 7: "He's not bad. You guys would be cute together"

Response 8: "What a coincidence. So do I."

Response 9: Wait till you see me with my pacifier/walking stick."

Response 10: "Yeah I used to be like that too when I had a MySpace. I might just sign back on just to block you."

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Advanced

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Response 11: "I'm waiting for the right girl. I've had my heart broken too many times."

Response 12: "What kind of guy do you think I am? I'm not a whore!" (If she said the word "sex" you likely will however)

Response 13: "Okay. I'm actually thirteen and haven't taken my cootie shot in years. Your turn" (While kino-ing. Not sure what the context is. In bed?)

Response 14: Rub her elbow for 20 minutes

Response 15: Frown

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Bonus Round

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Response: Laugh and next.

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Snufek · 2015-12-03T16:05:59+00:00

Would appreciate any feedback:

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Yeah, how did you know? My air hockey skills are legendary!

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls.”

You’re right, especially my mother likes it. cocky smile

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.

said totally serious You see… I was rooting for Tommy, but he has lost the fight… long break I’ve never expected that my hamster would lose a wrestle match against some stupid mouse! This motherfucker lost me 10$!

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Just a cocky smile and some proper eye-fucking

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Well, I’m seeing my doctor quite often, does it count?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Hold the gaze, wink and lick lips in an exaggerated way

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

totally serious I know, he gives me boners too.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Seriously? Do you really need to tell your problems to every guy you meet?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Ohh, it's so lovely that you have such rules. makes a cute face I'm proud that you know what you want from life!

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Are you sure you wanna miss the shot?

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Waits in silience, until she cracks up

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Of course not! kisses her on the lips

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Sure, give me your email and my CV will be send to you within 5 working days.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Okay starts moving in slow mo, but doesn’t stop touching

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Of course you’re not! smiles and looks her deep in the eyes

Bonus: Fuck those bitches, they’re worthless anyway. I’d just leave without saying anything, next for life.

Exactrp · 2015-12-03T15:51:15+00:00

Lurker for over a year. Send me criticism if you please.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Of course. I'm the star soccer player on my team.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Yeah I even said it to my mom and sister.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”*

Shit. I saw you painted your nails red. I hate that color.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

What is this high school? Think I still keep count?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yeah, only a few others.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yeah, thats why we're only friends and will never have sex.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, it runs in our friend group.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

This ones tricky and situation based.

More often than not, "Thats cool. I currently have a few girlfriends."

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

And I typically dont date girls with [insert her worst quality here.] But we all make exceptions.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

Except to me.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Wait for what? The elevator?

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Wow, so forward. Already thinking about sex.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

You know me plenty.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I agree. And maybe we should return my BMW and get a Prius while we're at it too.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Except when you're mine.

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

IDGAF. Theres 100s of more women in the bar.

permashred · 2015-12-03T15:55:09+00:00

Intermediate

Q: "Are you gay?"

A: "Only around the ugly girls."

Q: "Wow. Your friend Chad is hot."

A: "Sorry, he's taken... by me."

Q: "I have a boyfriend."

A: "Wow, you've already chosen the guy you're spending the rest of your life with. Bravo. So why are you in this club again?"

Q: "I don't date little boys/old men."

A: "Easy there. Who said anything about dating?"

Q: "Sorry, I just don't give out my number."

A: This shouldn't happen if you've created enough attraction/gone through the steps properly. If you have her eating out of your hand, ask for her number, and she just goes cold, it's time to move on to other girls.

Bonus Round: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Trick question, no guy is bigger than me.

richardguy · 2015-12-03T17:58:18+00:00

"Yeah, I bet you say that to all girls"

"No, you're the first female I've talked to since I arrived on this planet"

FreshTits · 2015-12-03T20:37:28+00:00

Is it just me or do those seem kinda tame? Is shit testing just the first step or something?

henry_k · 2015-12-07T08:44:11+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

A basketball player?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Of course, i have memorized it beforehand. In case i forget, i also have a list of routines in my back pocket

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

??

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

5... per day

OR

I am still a virgin, i am too shy smirk

OR

Just started talking and already you think about sex? You are sooo naughty

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes, the three people behind you

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Whoo meee? (with a gay accent)

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Sure he is, he is my friend. Come i will hook you up with him (start dragging her)

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

And i have a girlfriend, we can hook them up but only if your boyfriend is a cool guy. I am not giving my girlfriend to anyone.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

You can be my sexy step-daughter that tries to seduce me. Just call me 'daddy'

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

??

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

??

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Who said anything about sex? Are you trying to seduce me?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

??

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

??

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

??

SargentHaztagaspacho · 2015-12-10T21:32:34+00:00

Alright, let's have a shot at Level 2.

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

-Just for Daniel Craig.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

-He can shred a guitar better than Malmsteen too!

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

-(Sound of disbelief, raised eyebrows) What, the invisible one?

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

-Good, me neither!

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

-I'm guessing you don't have any friends then?

thegordongekko · 2015-12-19T13:59:49+00:00

How did I miss this thread. Damn, I got a lot of catching up to do. Great stuff.

OmLaLa, do you ever give your answers to these questions? I didn't see them when I scrolled through. I'd like to see your "optimal" answers, perhaps with some context on a few of them. Thanks!

SickSadWorId · 2015-12-21T04:33:03+00:00

Hard next, other women KNOW you can get with women and won't bullshit you like this one.
Hard next, she's trying to put you into an awkward position, let betas run into that mess of a trap. Again, other women won't do this, why are you fixed on this girl?
Hard next, just like the other two, other women won't ask this shit, why would you settle for this? Are you that thirsty for a hole?

4 - 15. Hard next, either she has aspergers or she's properly crazy. There are so many women out there that won't pull this shit and just want to have a good time, spending anymore than a second trying to pass a test is an instant fail, you're playing into her game when you have a life to live, go find women who aren't batshit crazy or see you as lesser than you are.

Freiling · 2015-12-28T17:50:53+00:00

Realizing how new & horrible I am at this:

That's a cute way to call me handsome.
Girls? Gross!
[Not sure what this one is trying to say...]
Are you counting REM sleep only?
Yeah, I'm on two texting dates and one Skype call at this moment.
If you want me to suck your cock, just ask.
He's single, too. [Fuck that, help your friends get laid too.]
I wouldn't be your sancho if you didn't.
Aww, I'm sure one of them will like you enough someday!
Did you just solicit a bribe?
Garçon!
Pfft. (Worked for me at least)
[No idea]
No problem. [Really do, not everyone's into getting sex ASAP]
(After first sentence) Some who-- uhh some who-ne who isn't a whore?

Shanghai_Bobby · 2016-01-21T03:11:54+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Yes. Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” And the boys too. Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Thanks. Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” More than 1, less than 100. Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” All day, every day. Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Very. Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Indeed. Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Is that a technical term? Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” That makes two of us. Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Open up phone to contact page - "put your number in my phone" Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Will help you find said person once we're done. Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Let's hold hands instead take her hand and hold it Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Good idea. take her hand and hold it, then continue to escalate Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” K. proceed to move in real slow motion Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” I'm not really thinking at the moment continue escalating

oinkd · 2016-02-23T09:34:10+00:00

1) You seem to have got an eye for talent grin / Only if i can be player 1, i hate to be player 2 (with nerdy/gamergirls)

2) Oh did you think you're special? sorry smirk

3) I just found out that i only have 24 hours more to live, wanna make it worth my while?

4) What today? Not many grin

5) "Lol ofcourse/yes"

6) Yeah, I put dildos up my anus every day, wanna come and see?

7) 10/10 wud bang him too, your friend seems kinda hot too, tell you what, i'll introduce you to chad and you'll introduce me to your friend.

8) "play your cards right and you'll have 2"

9) basic agree & amplify here (make her say daddy or some shit like that)

10) "Make an exception" assertive look + deep eye contact

11) "We've waited long enough"

12) Slow down tiger

13) Very wise girl, very wise indeed Oh, I name am oinkd, you are name, so now we know eachother grin(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPdDdC4go6c)

14) acknowledge, agree, disregard, escalate further.

15) Good, I was afraid i needed to pay you.

Basically to all these questions/tests you can answer 'mmm' like RSD Todd used to do.. :p

newusernamereddit · 2015-12-03T21:36:56+00:00

Let me try different approach and try to hamster, feel free to chip in.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

No, it just happens

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

No, you are my everything

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Say some shit how your feelings are hurt. Lets do shots to make me feel better.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

What, do you think I'm a whore?

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Just yesterday a girl invited me out, but I am not that easy, she won't get it with one dinner

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Don't say anything. After a bit: "This is not really an appropriate question."

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, he can whatever he wants and still not be fat. Come let me introduce you.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I have a girlfriend

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

You go girl! They are gross.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I mean, number of your shoes.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Mhm, I just want to talk and go get me a drink.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

I'm not yet ready for this step, lets just cuddle.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Tell me an embarrassing story about yourself.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I'm not really comfortable with you thinking about such things, get a drink/phone, hang with bros.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I know, right?

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Give a wink to the guy and go hang with bros and see other chicks.

taw127 · 2015-12-03T16:12:54+00:00

A lot of mine are non-verbal. But here goes:

laugh heartily look her dead in the eye "Dare you to find out."
"Because it works. Like now." kino
"My pet cobra just ate itself. Started at the tail and just kept going. Get me a drink and I'll you about ol' coily."
"More than you have."
"Yeah, but the harem is ever-expanding. Still looking for a top-girl to discipline the others when I'm lazy though."
"My boyfriend doesn't think so."
I've had this one from a past LTR. "Let me be the judge of that." Called Chad over, squeezed his ass "Yeah, that's firm. Here, try it!" This worked well because me and the guy were close friends. He made a joke about me having a firm grip. She said "let me be the judge of that" and had me grope her ass.
ignore and keep talking
ignore and keep talking
Next.
"Explains why you haven't started just fellating me in public. It's cool, I've got a free twenty minutes."
"Who said anything about sex? I'm just here for the free meal."
"I bet you say that to all the guys."
slow down but keep going I love this shit-test. It turns on the inner hunter. Now my singular goal is to make her beg me to fuck her hard, choke her, spank her ass red. And afterwards "slow enough for you"
"I am." kiss
Go open up a group of girls nearby. Dance with one. Leave without the HB9 (with or without a different girl) and dread game until next time she initiates. Note: size of the other guy doesn't factor in on this.

stonepimpletilists · 2015-12-03T17:34:28+00:00

Not really my area anymore, but I'll have a go. These are really going to sound like pretty shitty answers, as I don't think everything a woman says requires a response.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Laugh.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I say lots of things, I'm pretty much full of shit half the time. (other half being me playing dumb, as I didn't understand the question)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Yeah, my dog died this morning, your tail reminds me of him.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

1 but she became a nun, so god told me it didn't count, so I guess that makes me a virgin, cool

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Laugh we aren't there yet.

intermediate

preface all these, assuming that she isn't the one, but will entertain me, and open up others with the SMV

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

working on it, thanks for your help.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, but he is a bit of a cock tease, keeps telling me he wants "space". I'll introduce you (do it)

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

I do too. I'm glad yours trusts you out on a GNO, mines blowing up my phone right now. He doesn't trust me just to hang out with people, I mean, it's just conversation. carry on

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

I only date bikers, whats your point?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

this is only one that's a go, full on commit to this

You aren't giving it, I'm taking it. Hand me your phone, it's OK

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

OK (continue non-manogamy, plate status Iron rule #7)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

OK laugh (carry on)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

OK (venue change)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

OK (pull back, remove the carrot of affection, comfort, pause, 2, 3... re initiate)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

(I assume at this point I missed a social cue here, no answer, go back to building attraction)

seekingredstrength · 2015-12-03T18:22:31+00:00

Question 1: I rarely play video games.

Question 2: well if you think so.

Question 3: yeah I am so sad. I recently lost my dog.

Question 4: Take the number you have in mind and multiply it by 5.

Question 5: if you mean fwbs, so yeah

Question 6: How did you figure it out. I can't wait to suck my boyfriend cock tonight. wanna join?

Question 7: go get a fire extinguisher before he gets on fire

Question 8: well slow down, you are already considering me as your boyfriend.

Question 9: well I can't blame ya. I don't date immature girls

Question 10: are you that attached to some digits?

Question 11: I can definitely wait for you to climax on your own while I watch netflix

Question 12: slow down hun, you will need to do more than that for me to even think about it smirk.

Question 13: there is nothing preventing us from doing this later.

Question 14: well here's the door. I have other things to take care of.

Question 15: let me be the judge of that.

Bonus: I talk to other women. I am there to have fun.

I am a newbie and did my best to be spontaneous with these answers. Let me know what you think.

_fappycamper · 2015-12-04T00:16:19+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”. Why is this a game?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” No, only the pretty ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Yea. Are you here to make me happy?

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” 0 I'm a virgin.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” I see a lot of people, but nobody tonight.

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Yes. Do you find us attractive?

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Your friend, Stacy too. Can you introduce us?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” So? Me too.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Who said anything about dating?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Ok. Let me know when you change your mind.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” No clue here...

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Thank god. I thought you were one of those girls who pressures guys.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” No clue here...

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” No clue here...

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” No clue here...

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Ignore her go talk to other girls. If she apologizes later, say it's up to her who she grinds on, but she made a bad choice.

anooblol · 2015-12-04T00:43:17+00:00

”Are you a player?”

"I'm doing a damn good job with you am I not?"

”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

"Eh... Only the ones I find attractive."

”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I don't really know how to respond, I'd probably walk away.

"How many girls have you slept with?”

(If I've slept with her before) - "Is this including you?" (If I haven't) - "The more important question is how many guys have you slept with."

”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Point to the nearest HB "Yeah, her."

”Are you gay?”

I'd walk away.

”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Completely ignore it, and continue with whatever I was talking about.

”I have a boyfriend.”

"I'm sure he's pissed right now..."

”I don’t date little boys/old men”

”I don’t date little boys/old men either, glad we're on the same page.”

”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

If any girl has the balls to say this, she's not into you. I'm walking away.

I'm not going to attempt the advanced, because I already know I probably fucked up on some of these 10. Except for #12, because I fucked a girl after she said this to me.

”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

"Oh, don't worry, I wasn't planning on having sex with you hah."

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

I am defeated.

Redapprentice · 2015-12-04T00:57:00+00:00

ROUND 1

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Are we playing a game?

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” No... Only to The Ones I Like

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” That's why I Hired you

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” None, I've rejected many tho...

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” I'm not blind

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” No... I Hate Gay People

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Ignore

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” I'm not in for Commitment

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Cool, I don't date dumb Girls

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Leave

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” And I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to date prepare to leave

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Ok... (Evaluate worth of the girl, if she's not worth it leave)

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” You already know me

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” (Evaluate... most likely leave)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” If you where a whore I wouldn't be doing you

Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation?

Go And flirt with another HB....

Scarlet_Arbiter · 2015-12-04T01:06:43+00:00

Before i start, i like the fact that this is essentially graded shit testing. Still learning and acquiring amused mastery, any tips welcomed.

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Players look up to me, i'm a coach.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Almost, not the fat ones. (grin)

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

I was having a moment of silence for gay men since they will never experience me.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

today? Enough.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I don't cuddle any of them after sex so...no?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

No, but i'm damn fabulous.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Whats -insert her hot friend's name here-'s number?

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

moving fast aren't we? my commitment isn't that easy to get!

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

what makes you think they want to date you?

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

I bet there's a story behind that, text it to me(hand phone over)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

The ones who wait are the ones who ARE afraid.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Who said you turned me on?

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

I like strongdrinkslongnightsandsexwithstrangers.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

Okay. -pull away and start texting another girl (if she doesn't break LMR before a response, play the sound file for a MSG and let the hamster do the work for you)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Oh good, saved me a trip to the ATM. (said playfully while escalating)

Meowing-menace · 2015-12-03T15:36:17+00:00

Question 1: "Yea I am, are you scouting me for your team?"

Question 2: "Only the cute ones!"

Question 3: "Nah I'm just chillin girl."

Question 4: "Sleep with? none I'm usually awake if there any good!"

Question 5: "Yea I see people all the time (point to some person) look I'm seeing them right now!"

Bonus: On to the next one not give a fuck and move on.

UnrestrainedPatience · 2015-12-06T23:30:03+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Two part play: first, "define player." No matter what she answers say "so you don't keep a guy on the side while you look for 'the one'?"

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

How did you know that, are you stalking me? <some variation of this has already been used.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

My date for later tonight just cancelled; I really thought she was the one.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

WAY too many.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Wait, are you NOT seeing anyone else?

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Yes.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

He said the same thing about you.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

have a good night.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Good, that would be creepy.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

So you don't date? / That's why you're single.

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

If by 'wait' you mean, 'gets what they want' then we're good.

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

Because you didn't shave? No matter what she answers you've got her ass. "Or course I did." "Why did you shave then?"

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Ok. Ask me anything. "blah blah blah" "yup/nope/whatever. Do you feel better now?"

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I was wondering what your hurry was.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

You're a little dramatic, huh?

How do you handle this situation?

I'd leave.

skizzboi71 · 2016-01-05T00:29:59+00:00

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” only on tuesdays.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Only the annoying ones.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” My fish died...

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” 263.5

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Not at this current minute, but maybe 60 minutes from now

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Only for guys like me.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Yeah i dropped him in lava before I came.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Same.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Okay good, I wanted to make sure you weren't a pedophile.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Probably wasn't going to text you anyway.

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Wait for me im going to the bathroom (leave, or go talk to new girl) Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Stop thinking about sex all the time! I wasnt even thinking about that Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” I need to yes you first, so thanks for slowing things down.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Ill go get some new brakes (leaves) Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Okay thanks for the heads up, Ill go find one. Bonus Round

Bonus: You’re at the club with an HB9 and leave to use the restroom. When you come back, the HB9 is grinding intensely on the crouch of some guy who's much bigger than you. How do you handle this situation? I dont even know

mikazee · 2015-12-03T16:10:16+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

Of course.

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

I do, and it keeps working.

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

Enough.

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

Yes

Question 6: ”Are you gay?”

Only on tuesdays.

or.

Either I'm guy or their exists a man who isn't attracted to you. I'd suggest protecting your ego on this one.

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Ignore,

or

Bring Chag over to her and move on.

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.”

Not everyone is trying to fuck you. Even if that's all you have to offer.

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Works for me, I don't date.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

All right, (move on)

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

I'm not. (move on to someone else)

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

(if we're already in bed)

Get up, get dressed, leave without a word.

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

I don't. (move on)

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

(move on)

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

I'm fucking tonight. If you don't want that, there's the door.

Melvin_butters · 2015-12-03T15:38:16+00:00

Completely off topic, sorry, but when is the next installment of Machiavellian Approach coming? :D

EnterPseudonym · 2015-12-03T18:23:47+00:00

Preface: Why not? I'm more mgtow, but some of my answers maybe able to help a fella out.

Basic

Question 1: ”Are you a player?” Answer: "The question is not "are", it is "why".

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..” Answer: "Hasn't failed yet."

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.” Answer: "I'm sad because I just learned I have herpes." straight face until i burst out laughing at their face. Not too great at taking frame, but good for really fucking with people, which I enjoy. Definitely not for trying to get laid.

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?” Answer: "All of them."

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?” Answer: "I do have a pretty serious thing going on right now. But I only see them in the mirror, so it doesn't really count."

Intermediate

Question 6: ”Are you gay?” Answer: "Totally. I love dicks. Big dicks, small dicks, curved dicks, straight dicks, you name 'em."

Question 7: ”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.” Answer: "You can bang him, but you'll just be having my sloppy seconds."

Question 8: ”I have a boyfriend.” Answer: "Congratulations."

Question 9: ”I don’t date little boys/old men” Answer: "I don't date old women." Walk away and soft next. Personally, if a woman is this hard, it's more trouble than it's worth. This goes for almost every question below as well. I'd rather deal with a girl that's already attracted to me and shows some respect so i don't have to teach her it.

Question 10: ”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.” Answer: "I don't take just any girl's number."

Advanced

Question 11: ”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.” Answer: "I can't wait. I've just been diagnosed with ADD."

Question 12: ”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.” Answer: "You must be a mind reader. I was thinking the same thing."

Question 13: ”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.” Answer: "And I need to know you better." A good point. Vet your women properly. Last thing you need is some crazy bitch knocking your door down.

Question 14: ”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.” Answer: "I can go glacially slow. Watch this." Commence slowly getting up and leaving. Bonus points for being able to do it all the way out of the house.

Question 15: ”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!” Answer: "Are you okay? Why are you projecting your issues on me?"

Bonus

Hard next. Don't have time for shit like that. Not that I'd ever be in that situation. Potentially getting in a fight with some bro is not worth any amount of pussy. Unless she's the Queen of fucking England. I'll let you have that.

waldoxwaldox · 2015-12-04T00:50:47+00:00

Question 1: ”Are you a player?”

reply: oh ya

Question 2: ”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

reply: oh ya

Question 3: ”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

reply: oh ya

Question 4: How many girls have you slept with?”

reply: millions

Question 5: ”Are you seeing anyone else?”

reply: billions of other girls

this is typically how i reply to girls/fwb/gf who ask me crappy/shit test questions

druganswer · 2015-12-03T23:02:53+00:00

ITT: a bunch of shitty one liners upvoted to hell.

Eight9 · 2015-12-03T16:04:05+00:00

1: Neah, girls around here are just very good at giving me their numbers

2: Oh god, how did you know that ? are you stalking me ?

3: it looks contextual to me, can't give na answer**

4: Today ? ... Three

5: Yes.

6: Neah, I decline girls because I have standards

7: Yes indeed

8: --- It depends on the context... But ussualy if she sais that shi is unreceptive, why waste time with her ? maybe I could ask one of her friends "she is always this unsocial" (in my lenguage unsocial is the opposite of social, idk if this term really exist

9:

10: If it makes you feel good we could talk one more minute before giving it to me, but no more, i am a busy man.

11:

12:

13: Do you really waste my mouth's time talking ?

14:

15:

rp-oldgame · 2015-12-03T15:47:15+00:00

”Are you a player?”

Me? No way! Why do people keep accusing me of that??

”Yeah, I bet you say that to all the girls..”

Wait, have you guys been sharing notes about me?

”What’s the matter? You look so sad.”

Dog died. Want a shot?

"How many girls have you slept with?”

I don't remember, things like that aren't important to me anyway, like, who cares?

”Are you seeing anyone else?”

I have a few friends that I hang out with, if that's what you mean.

”Are you gay?”

Only around girls I don't want to fuck.

”Wow. Your friend Chad is hot.”

Yeah, Chad's hot as shit. You should fuck him, he's really popular.

”I have a boyfriend.”

Me too, he thinks I'm gay!

”I don’t date little boys/old men”

Woah, when did you decide I was hitting on you? Eww, so not my type anyway.

”Sorry, I don’t just give out my number.”

When did that start?

”I’m looking for someone who’s not afraid to wait.”

Yeah, I agree. You want to find out if there's a connection first. This place is so loud, let's go to my place, it's so much quieter.

”…and just so you know, we aren’t having sex.”

So you're telling me I won't need my rape whistle?

”Sorry. I need to get to know you first.”

Oh yeah, definitely. I'll be right back, gotta make a quick phone call.

”Stop, stop. This is moving too fast. Let’s take things slow.”

I know, this is going way too fast. We really shouldn't be pawing at each other like wild animals. You're so naughty! Ok, let's just make out, but if you don't do it slowly then I'm stopping.

”What kind of girl do you think I am?! I’m not some whore!”

Woah, what kind of a guy do you think I am? Do you think you can handle yourself if we just put on some netflix and cuddle?

Bonus:

Move on to another one.

Title	"The Shit Test Buster Game: Round 1"
Author	OmLaLa
Upvotes	668
Comments	314
Date	December 3, 2015 2:42 PM UTC (10 years ago)
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