Let’s say you have been married to your wife for 10 years. There are no major problems in your marriage.

One day you find her Reddit account. On Reddit, she does things that are typically male, but with the genders flipped.

  1. On a post about an attractive American football team where all the players are 6’8” and rich (because they are football players), she writes about how American wives would all be much happier if their husbands were all football players. She also writes about how much more attractive football players are than soccer stars and jokes that the soccer star’s wife is jealous because her husband is ugly and poor in comparison to a football star. You are much less attractive than both the soccer and football stars.

  2. She follows and comments only fans social media of multiple men who are much taller and better looking than you, and all in their early 20’s. She even paid for exclusive photos of a few of them on only fans.

  3. She writes about how your dad is balding and has a beer belly and she is anxious that you will look like your dad when you get old. She does acknowledge that you use sunscreen and hopes that the sunscreen prevents you from aging poorly.

  4. She brags about how other men who are taller and better looking than you check her out and ask her out all the time but she has “husband goggles” and is able to overlook your flaws and find you attractive

  5. She has a ranking system of looks between you and your friends and says that even though you’re in the middle of your friend group (number 5 out of 10 friends), she says she’s glad because it keeps you humble.