Le PoWeR woRDs...😂

Flufferly · 2020-09-10T11:09:41+00:00

On the bright side, this guy was SUCH an asshole that his post is now making the rounds on a number of subreddits. Much internet fame is being made.

Maisiebr · 2020-09-10T11:06:23+00:00

God forbid she's friends with people who she actually loves and thinks they are worthy of praise, encouragement, etc.

SunsetOwls · 2020-09-10T11:21:23+00:00

"30M and 21F" Ah, that says it all.

jeneprometsrien · 2020-09-10T12:39:24+00:00

She is using “my power words” on other people 😭.

This man needs to grow the hell up OMG

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-09-10T12:27:26+00:00

Have you ever seen those posts that are like “parents share most hilarious reasons their toddler had a tantrum” or whatever? Cos this is indistinguishable from those lmao

Platipus6 · 2020-09-10T11:31:59+00:00

"Mummy told meee I was the best boy 😭 "

Honestly thought the last line was going to be "Do I Need Therapy?"

lunadelsol00 · 2020-09-10T13:18:22+00:00

21 years old with a 30yo. This poor woman. FDS should be a class in high school

soaring_potato · 2020-09-10T12:47:11+00:00

"power words"? how about "words of affirmation"? encouragement? "power words" sounds like something a kid would say. "powering me up" lmao

NoKaze90 · 2020-09-10T11:48:54+00:00

OMG this can't be real.....i hope she drops this man Baby....

softensonic · 2020-09-10T11:26:22+00:00

I AM ABSOLUTELY SCREAMING THIS GUY IS SO PATHETIC OMG

AnniaT · 2020-09-10T12:19:52+00:00

Is this trolling or is this really a 30 year old with the maturity of a toddler?

localgirlcult · 2020-09-10T13:10:39+00:00

He's gonna be the guy this naive 21 year old talks about in a few years in a "Ugh I can't believe I dated him" kind of way. If she gets out in time. The brainwashing is apparent when you see young girls ready to waste their time and be robbed of their youth by older men who don't even have anything to make up for the fact they're unsuitably older. For me, there's nothing that could make that up. I just don't want them. But for some, at least if there's SOMETHING. He doesn't have shit. Too old for her yet immature, a do nothing man who relies on a young girl to praise him for his do nothingness to boost his ego, whiny, sulky, thinks he owns words and sympathy.😆

The0Goblin0Queen · 2020-09-10T11:59:25+00:00

Imagine being with a literal man child, baby boy bitch. Who’s 10 years older than you.

StrainingMyNeurons · 2020-09-10T12:24:42+00:00

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Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-09-10T12:13:59+00:00

Welcome to 30-year-old men who date 21-year-olds.

GlitteringAdvice2020 · 2020-09-10T11:17:11+00:00

I’d like to think this is fake but honestly I can see some men actually getting upset over something like this. 😬

Half_Halt · 2020-09-10T11:42:06+00:00

"Jimmy got a gold star on his behavior chart & I didn't!!!! Whaaaaaaaaa!" Omg. This dude needs to be in daycare, not the work force.

Pasdepromesses · 2020-09-10T12:09:22+00:00

The FACK did I just read. This got me even more triggered than the average fuckboi.

AFineDogMom · 2020-09-10T15:00:50+00:00

Imagine for a moment, if you will ladies, being 30 years old. You're dating someone with a friend young enough to not even have a driver's license and you cry to reddit because the nice words she uses when your dick gets limp half way through sex get used on her friend. You cry into your bowl of kraft macaroni that your 21 year old girlfriend microwaved for you (because you don't know how to do it yourself) and the tears just increase the sodium content further. A tragic existence. 🤢

PsychologicalBeat2 · 2020-09-10T11:43:57+00:00

wow... this is a whole ass MANCHILD

KevlarSweetheart · 2020-09-10T12:52:40+00:00

Its like this was written by the Onion🤣. Are one of you trolling?

Chonkygrill · 2020-09-10T11:20:19+00:00

This cannot be real omg

Ms_Tilly · 2020-09-10T11:59:16+00:00

Lord this is pathetic as hell😂

bear_sees_the_car · 2020-09-10T13:15:35+00:00

I am surprised he has a job and doesnt live with mom.

How on earth girls like these end up with such guys??? Oh wait

idiopathictendencies · 2020-09-10T13:40:00+00:00

Is his big project at his dead end job cleaning the grease trap from the french fry station? As if words belong to him. How pathetic.

q----q · 2020-09-10T15:23:12+00:00

@ male lurkers: name the trait you love most about your female partner that doesn’t revolve around you challenge

mshourglasss · 2020-09-10T13:35:30+00:00

Ladies, take not at how well these men know themselves. They know they aren’t shit 9/10 times, and seek women whom are objectively better than they are only to boost their own ego.

They will provide absolutely nothing in return for your emotional labor and will take all the goodness you have to offer them while shitting on your chest as a thank-you.

He doesn’t see her as a human that is capable of having other relationships aside from being his personal cheerleader. Fuck this guy.

WeWereOkay · 2020-09-10T11:59:58+00:00

Stop killing my delusion!

jeanneeebeanneee · 2020-09-10T13:38:48+00:00

Dear lord. Please let this be fake. The worst part is, I can totally believe it's real. (The best part of this is his assertion that he "NEEDS" those power words to power him up for his shitty, dead end job that he apparently has no plans to level up from.)

lydia993 · 2020-09-10T13:48:39+00:00

Power words. I’m gonna die of laughter.

AlexxyaKat · 2020-09-10T14:49:18+00:00

Girls, remember that women are the sensitive sex.

🤣

narcthrowawaydiscard · 2020-09-10T15:12:30+00:00

I bet she has to cut the weird parts off his tendies for him too, otherwise he throws the plate on the floor.

Marionberry12345 · 2020-09-10T17:27:49+00:00

Unfortunately, this is probably real. An old friend from high school got butthurt that his girlfriend “allowed” a mutual male friend bring her lobster he had caught on a fishing trip. He said that as her boyfriend, he should be the only one fishing for her and bringing her food. I asked if he knew how to fish, and he said no.

Mimory125 · 2020-09-10T14:05:54+00:00

Older men always prey on Young girls because they know they are easier to trick, men are always predatory in any instance of life. Sickening...

talklistentalk · 2020-09-10T12:38:17+00:00

Getting some My Last Duchess vibes.

tiniekittie · 2020-09-10T11:52:08+00:00

What a child!!!

FDSxMuffinVSrat · 2020-09-10T12:20:12+00:00

This isn't real right?

gursky0 · 2020-09-10T14:59:31+00:00

HAHAHAHA this has to be fake....please be fake.

purziveplaxy · 2020-09-10T15:30:01+00:00

My favorite thing about her is what she does for me!

laserkatze · 2020-09-10T13:52:34+00:00

Just take my upvote I don’t want to read further than I (66m) and my gf (18f) lol

scritchandsnaff · 2020-09-10T13:52:36+00:00

So what you're saying is you have the brainpower of a 3 year old, good to know.

superlittlestitous · 2020-09-10T13:57:53+00:00

Wtf did I just read 😂😂😂

CoffeeBeforeAdulty · 2020-09-10T14:13:55+00:00

"I don't like when you tell other people nice things like that. Only tell ME nice things or I won't be your boyfriend anymore. WAHHHHH!"

Child, bye.

I swear, if I see a post about this woman coming on here to make an AITA a little out her grown ass baby man, giving her an ultimatum, we can just let her know he was already tagged TA so she is fine.

Edit: And then encourage her to dump his ass because sometimes that's all a girl needs.

2020-09-10T13:05:47+00:00

Narcissistic baby brain

cynthiaat92 · 2020-09-10T13:17:50+00:00

What a loser

spicybookmaster · 2020-09-10T14:33:49+00:00

This man is a giant baby. He’s an absolute loser with no self-esteem (and he knows it!) How will he react when she says that to a child?! 😂 Plus...the age gap. They’re in two different stages of life.

boujeebadassbitch · 2020-09-10T15:10:34+00:00

A man who won’t encourage himself to do well is the epitome of dead weight.

RedPlanit · 2020-09-10T15:16:17+00:00

OMG STOP!!! This is fucking hilarious.

Jellyjeljel · 2020-09-10T17:47:52+00:00

People don't understand that people who make you feel good don't usually do it because you are good. They make you feel good because THEY are good.

If a person hypes you up it's not because you are any better than anyone else, it's because that person knows how to make people feel good.

That person may or may not have boundaries about who they associate with. So if you're mad that they hype up someone you don't think is "worth" it... That means you probably aren't either.

CatlovesMoca · 2020-09-10T16:46:00+00:00

Is he kidding???? She is 9 years younger??? And she has to comfort him??? And he is expecting that because it makes him feel better for being stuck in a dead end job!??

xNayxNayx · 2020-09-10T16:52:47+00:00

“I’m stuck in a dead end job, really unhappy with where I am in life...”

... so I, a grown man, found someone whose brain is still developing (but is like sooooo mAtuRe) and likely has been spoon fed bullshit for all of her very short life. Even with that, she has managed to achieved success that I, a man, with male privilege, age and experience on my side can’t seem to find. So instead of doing the work I need to do to do better, I’ll rely on her emotional labor which she supplies in exchange for the ring and subpar dick that she’s been taught by society is the pinnacle of womanly success. She’s SUCH a good person with a big heart! I’ll climb inside get all warm and cozy on her “power words”, and separate her from her support system so they don’t warn her about my fuckery. Then, when I am (finally) successful and grow out of needing a mommy, and she’s 35, saddled with our two kids and can’t escape me, I will break that heart. Then as a bonus, I’ll berate and call her lazy because she probably sacrificed her success, gained weight, is depressed and withdrawn.

So I’ll cheat on her with another younger woman who makes me feel the love my “frigid” wife won’t give me.

Fin.

I love writing prompts... I think I’m going to use scrote shit like this to practice my creative writing 🤔

Revy_Ur_Engines · 2020-09-10T17:21:12+00:00

Another nasty ass bum ass man dating a extremely young woman. I wonder why? 🤔

tastyserenity · 2020-09-10T17:40:12+00:00

Omg fragile much?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 What sub is this? I need to go tell him he’s a loser.

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2020-09-10T18:42:18+00:00

LVM demands access to her time, her energy, her money, and her body. And now he wants exclusivity rights to her vocabulary. 😅😂🤣

Partypuppers · 2020-09-10T14:11:05+00:00

Yeah...not sure if this is real but either way I lolled.

balladwilds · 2020-09-10T16:07:47+00:00

she better leave his ASS

llamasinspace420 · 2020-09-10T16:13:25+00:00

What a fucking loon.

Villanelloh · 2020-09-10T16:15:30+00:00

It's ironic he's trying to claim English words for himself when the ruler of England is a literal Queen lol

chasingxxsanity · 2020-09-10T16:32:48+00:00

"I'm angry because my girlfriend is kindhearted and supportive of her friends."

2020-09-10T16:35:01+00:00

Not surprising that he likes the most about her, is the fact that he can use her for an ego boost. It's not even about her, but all about him.

Hmtnsw · 2020-09-10T16:54:32+00:00

"I work a dead end job and she says I'm Incredible. Makes me feel good. I don't like her saying her friends are incredible because I need her to only say it to me because I need them more to stroke my ego."

-badmadAM · 2020-09-10T16:58:46+00:00

Wtf because she told him that he is the greatest guy (GUY) ever she is not allowed to also tell her female friend that she is incredible?? Where is the logic here? Is this guy truly that narcissistic?

Btw I have a feeling that he is one of those types who would prefer his girlfriend to have no female friends but to see women as her enemies, too bad for him that she is an awesome friend as well and probably has good and healthy female supporting system. They really love their little handmaidens and pickmes to leech off of them.

Citron-Top · 2020-09-10T18:00:31+00:00

Little b***h boy.

letsberealforamoment · 2020-09-10T19:19:16+00:00

Of course, it's Mommy/Bangmaid's fault that he can't get his work project done because she said nice things to someone else.

what a fucking loser.

Feminineprincess · 2020-09-10T14:12:26+00:00

Lmaooooooo is he her son?!!! This was funny as hell

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-09-10T15:03:22+00:00

🤣🤣🤣☠️

miloba_ · 2020-09-10T15:38:58+00:00

Lmaooooo at this guy knowing that she’s 9 YEARS younger and is more successful than he is. He knows he’s in a dead end job and routinely needs his girlfriend to encourage him through everything but ONLY him? My god, I pity this fool. That post is embarrassing.

LittleBitchyBanana · 2020-09-10T15:55:32+00:00

Until I got on reddit I didn’t realise how shitty men can be. Subreddits like relationship advice or am I the asshole are truly opening my eyes 😂

falsademonstratio · 2020-09-10T16:01:17+00:00

wft?! this is a troll right?

Littlebunny080 · 2020-09-10T16:46:21+00:00

Ughhhhhhhhhg men Poor baby... would you like a hug? What about a cookie and some milk gosh!!! How old are you exactly? Two? You’re 👏🏾 not 👏🏾the 👏🏾center👏🏾 of 👏🏾the 👏🏾universe 👏🏾 Grow up

ThisAintMyOnlyUN · 2020-09-10T17:43:24+00:00

He wants an actual mommy life coach lol

Darsia_2019 · 2020-09-10T17:48:48+00:00

Yet women are apparently the more fragile sex? 🤨

MalloryDame · 2020-09-10T18:40:42+00:00

"I don't feel special anymore 😭😭😭" Jesus Christ...

MagnoliaMirage · 2020-09-10T19:15:25+00:00

This is so fucking stupid.

The 30 year old is a toddler.

wedonthavetobeishtar · 2020-09-10T20:23:56+00:00

My ex was like this. It was so draining. I can’t believe how long I twisted myself into pretzels to make him happy. Thanks for the reminder to be be grateful for my freedom.

Proud-Purpose · 2020-09-11T01:37:41+00:00

Males be like "onlyfans is not cheating" but then feel cheated on and betrayed when women dare to use the same vocabulary with other men.

All males are crazy.

naenita_ · 2020-09-10T17:41:26+00:00

What the fuck 😐

iamaninsect · 2020-09-10T19:02:40+00:00

LOL wow imagine thinking regular ass Dictionary words should be reserved only for you 😂😂😂 I’ve not read anything more asinine this month.

huevos_and_whiskey · 2020-09-10T19:54:31+00:00

Wow. This guy is incredible. Unbelievable, even!

2020-09-10T20:00:56+00:00

Omg is this a fucking joke. What a loser.

GuineveresGrace · 2020-09-10T20:15:41+00:00

I can’t find the original thread, and I’m dying to read these roasts! What an absolute muppet. I’m 30, and couldn’t imagine dating a 21yo; they seem so young to me. What the actual hell is wrong with these men.

skyerippa · 2020-09-10T20:30:32+00:00

This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time

sugaredberry · 2020-09-10T20:41:39+00:00

Omg this guy is such a man baby I had to resist the urge to audibly laugh

DisastrousSundae · 2020-09-10T21:17:05+00:00

Men like this seriously do not need their weak genes passed down.

Salt_Satisfaction · 2020-09-10T21:38:36+00:00

Gee, I wonder why he is with someone who is 9 years younger and hasn't even left university

chorussaurus · 2020-09-10T21:51:47+00:00

Just makes me laugh internally, he's so dumb.

Half_Halt · 2020-09-10T14:06:11+00:00

Know what would really blow this guy's mind?? My SO has a big boy job that's classified, so I have no idea what he's working on. Ever!😂 And he can't take personal electronics into the building. No texting or calling him with words of affirmation.

postapopaloptic · 2020-09-10T22:54:36+00:00

I ... can't.

tiavarga · 2020-09-11T00:12:50+00:00

Waaaaaaah, what about my little fee-fees? You can’t be supporting or encouraging to anyone but me? I’m supposed to be your everything. (God, what an insufferable man-baby! I’ll bet he’ll be one of those guys that resents his wife for caring for their children because he isn’t getting as much attention.)

wolf_town · 2020-09-11T04:17:25+00:00

The selfishness in that man is appalling.

reallyuglypuppies · 2020-09-11T05:12:26+00:00

A child

Noemie_Mathilde · 2020-09-11T06:36:26+00:00

It sounds like something from a cult.

jasnoorkaur · 2020-09-10T17:52:23+00:00

What is he? 10? What kind of childish and ridiculous reason is that?

margitaolympia · 2020-09-11T17:23:07+00:00

This is unbelievable. Jean better RUN. Smh this fucking clownery 🤡🤡🤡

Title	Le PoWeR woRDs...😂
Author	gcthlp
Upvotes	828
Comments	157
Date	September 10, 2020 10:56 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/iq13ug/le_power_words/
Archive Link	https://theredarchive.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/le-power-words.307292 https://theredarchive.com/post/307292

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