Scrotes' advice on how to get away with avoiding household chores

fruitloopcoco · 2021-03-11T12:11:01+00:00

Imagine if all this energy spent AVOIDING work actually went towards their relationship.

Platipus6 · 2021-03-11T12:18:15+00:00

If a man is incompetent at housework, he's either mentally challenged or purposefully frustrating you.

There will be no excusing or explaining. Send him back to his parents.

edelbiatch · 2021-03-11T12:12:32+00:00

I can't count how many times women are given the advice that men just don't see the household is messy or need more communication and guidance from their partner to take on a fair amount of work. Meanwhile these scrotes are laughing their asses off and advising others on how to make their annoying girlfriend shut up about doing the bare minimum: Just manipulate her into thinking you're THAT stupid.

Another user shared the story how he intentionally poked holes in the trashbag before bringing it out, leaving dirty fluid on his way. He intentionally leaves his household a disgusting mess, makes her clean everything after him and proudly declares how the annoying bitch stopped asking him to take out the trash.

If your partner refuses to take part in a fair division of labor, dump his ass.

slipperyfoots · 2021-03-11T12:29:39+00:00

This post explains the newly divorced overweight men in their 40s who have piles of dishes in their sinks. Their wives got tired of grown-ass children and decided to dump them.

"I don't wanna do dishes wahhh" ok fine, know your worth then, 'king.'

vmuzondi · 2021-03-11T12:48:18+00:00

This is the most effective way to get into a dead bedroom. Bravo to the men who are well on their way to divorce in a decade or two.

Lavender_flow · 2021-03-11T12:41:46+00:00

Howard stern. King of the scrotes 💩💩💩 that is his crown.

Imagine being married to that. Letting him put his gross dick in you and bearing his children 😵😵🥴🥴

cheeksnpeeks · 2021-03-11T12:34:27+00:00

This is when the wife demands payment for a man maid and hire him. He pays for his incompetence and foolish behavior. Make it more miserable for him. Don’t nag, don’t waste your breath. Just hire the most expensive hot man maid and make him pay for the services.

Why man maid ? It makes him vulnerable on many levels. One he’s hot. That in itself is a brain fuck for LV husband.

Two, he pays for it. It hurts his pockets.

Three, seeing this other man having perfect competence in everything this one is trying to avoid is a ticking time bomb to his fragile masculinity.

This ladies is how you deal with it.

If you want to make it even more worthwhile, compliment the man maid while he works. Mention how disappointing your husband is such that your husband can hear it. Gush about his services to other ladies in the neighborhood.

So why not a lady maid? Cause he’ll think of banging her. Makes both her and you vulnerable. Also why exploit our own gender for a man’s incompetence?

Make the men pay. It’s about time. Play his game like a lady and beat him at it. Make him regret even having the thought of messing up with you.

And then when you’ve fucked with him front and back and even his pockets. Divorce him.

LittleWinn · 2021-03-11T13:03:57+00:00

Literally part of the reason I’m getting divorced. You can learn anything correctly for work...and yet can’t figure out wet clothes need to come out of the dryer in a reasonable time frame? Pass.

strcrssdvoyager · 2021-03-11T12:11:39+00:00

I'm told my BIL did stuff like this when he was a child. A CHILD.

These are legally adult men. How embarrassing.

Charming-Bee-2337 · 2021-03-11T14:16:42+00:00

Men: do this

Also men a few years later: "Why do we have a deadbedroom?

TagTrog · 2021-03-11T13:42:13+00:00

Remember when Alison divorced Howard Stern and he was a bitter, sad man on the air for at least a year afterwards? At his JOB.

You did iy to yourself, Howie.

soleirolias · 2021-03-11T12:31:57+00:00

this shit angers me like nothing else... when i was young and naive i lived with a boyfriend who was nearly like this. even when i told him that acting incompetent was (at least) a subconscious way of not doing any work, he denied it. i “had” to show him how to do everything or just take over myself even after working all day. and he was 4 years older than me! 🤦‍♀️

akashyaboa · 2021-03-11T13:08:07+00:00

This is so sad.

Don't have kids if you don't want to take care of them

AwkwardDisaster4150 · 2021-03-11T13:24:18+00:00

If guys don’t want to do any chores then they need to figure out how to earn enough money to pay for everything, including a maid and nanny.

sexualfoodpantry · 2021-03-11T13:24:32+00:00

Then they write blogs called she left me because I didn't wash the dishes, where they still manage to make a woman sound pretty for not wanting to live with what is essentially a bad roommate that nobody, not even men want.

ApfelEsserin · 2021-03-11T14:53:06+00:00

Imagine passively abusing your child by neglecting its soiled diaper and letting them sit in shit to manipulate your life partner into performing free labor for you. Can you? I really can't imagine having so little empathy or behaving so selfishly.

Forwardgash · 2021-03-11T13:02:02+00:00

How do people live their entire lives being completely useless? A waste of a whole human.

chinchaslyth · 2021-03-11T16:25:43+00:00

Aw babe but remember how bad I am at blow jobs? My teeth scraped you and I bit you? Yeah. Can’t do it 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

Tomoshaamoosh · 2021-03-11T13:51:24+00:00

So glad I didn’t get tricked into a relationship with one of these types. My bf takes pride in keeping the place clean, actively tells me off when I tidy up after cooking because he wants to do it and loves nothing more than getting all the laundry done lol

Volperossa_ · 2021-03-11T14:57:42+00:00

Men do this and wonder why we don’t want to have sex with them. Acting like a child who can’t even do laundry correctly is so incredibly unattractive. Then they cheat and blame it on you for not wanting to fuck them. It’s a lose lose

sweet_birthday_babyy · 2021-03-11T14:56:49+00:00

“Why do you treat me like a child, wash, you act like my mother “. “ bitch I never signed up to be your mother, I’m just the only one who acts like an adult, TO YOUR BENEFIT”. You want the respect of a man, act like a fucking adult man. ( I clearly have heated feelings about this)

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-03-11T16:07:29+00:00

There was a mandatory military service in my country many years ago. It lasted for two years, and it was basically about doing household chores, staying fit, exercising, cooking, washing and folding their clothes, stuff like that. Young men around 18-20 were forced to go, yeah, they hated it of course, but for example, my dad's generation is overall very self sufficient and clean and fit. The experience had such a huge impact on them, that they would be so ashamed displaying laziness like younger guys who have never gone there. For example, I've never seen my dad laying on a couch in front of TV. He always finds something to do.

DutyKooky · 2021-03-11T15:16:52+00:00

This is why you don;t get in a relationship with a man who has never lived alone and you have had a chance to inspect his household keeping abilities and how he lives. If he's a pig in his own home, he will be an even bigger pig in your home.

seraphinelysion · 2021-03-11T17:26:28+00:00

If you end up living with a useless man like this, just go back to 50/50 basics:

Only do your own laundry, never his.
Make your own food, never for him.
Do your own dishes, never his.

If he wants to act like a roommate and not a partner, treat him like one. And then work on finding your own place to live cause what would be the point of him?

Edited for formatting.

Papaverinum · 2021-03-11T14:58:51+00:00

Even more reasons to stay away from them. Clearly, we're dealing with monsters.

aclick1999 · 2021-03-11T16:32:42+00:00

What a joke. When my fiance accidentally ruined a sweater (he thought he could wash it on delicate alone in the machine, then lay flat, it still fell apart) he was devastated. And took me shopping the next day to try and buy me a replacement.

I have never bent to this tactic with NV exs. If you want to be incompetent, I can be even more incompetent. I will break you, force you to do the work while I get my shit together. Then block and leave.

dogeatpawworld · 2021-03-11T15:50:55+00:00

What kinda crap father deliberately does a bad job caring for his own child.

Yogacat4 · 2021-03-11T15:59:40+00:00

And this is why you don’t go onto have children with men that wouldn’t offer to replace your expensive laundry they destroyed, lol.

med10crity · 2021-03-11T17:51:23+00:00

Notice the deliberate avoidance of the words "wife" or "girlfriend", substituted with terms that are gender neutral as though this actually isn't only aimed at hetero men. Calling your "partner" a "real bitch" who "nags" you about doing basic chores makes it pretty clear what demographic you're talking to!

the-worst- · 2021-03-11T15:12:04+00:00

Part of me, the petty vendictive side, now wants to pull the same bullshit on my husband, who is fully capable of cleaning well but won't because he's"the man of the house" and is the only one working... He decided a long time ago that I wouldn't work, so he thinks that means I have to do all child care and housework by myself.

He tried to get me to handle bills, but adhd that was both undiagnosed and untreated on top of being pregnant again with 5 times the pain kept me from being able to keep up with due dates and payment ammounts.

He only cleans if I literally don't clean at all for a week or more. Which I just can't stand doing, especially since most of the mess is made by the kids in their room.

caitlin_yes · 2021-03-11T18:12:36+00:00

My boyfriend came over to my apartment to visit and happened to notice my paper To-Do list that had a couple things I hadn't crossed off yet.

He immediately grabbed my vacuum cleaner and started vacuuming my place, saying he wanted to help out and make sure I wouldn't have to worry about doing chores after we got done hanging out.

Mcccy · 2021-03-11T15:08:53+00:00

Do they think we're stupid and haven't realised that already? 🤦

tauredi · 2021-03-11T18:34:19+00:00

Holy fucking shit. He’s literally happy with himself for abusing their baby.... diaper rash is no joke. It’s terribly painful for little children and to have a parent willingly do this is positively sadistic. Evil.

Firstdayinhell · 2021-03-11T15:13:06+00:00

Literal adult sized children

Apricot_Ibex · 2021-03-11T18:38:24+00:00

LVM referencing Howard Stern, shocker! Their baby carrots get hard just hearing his name.

They tell on themselves constantly. Only women who despise themselves will tolerate such a complete loser, and end up exhausted, embittered, and completely disinterested in sex with their selfish lazy slob of a bf/husband. Women deserve better.

Pickmes: "But men just don't SEE dirt! LOL! They're soooo visual, OFC, so they have 50,000 open tabs of PornHub, but dirt is invisible to them! Must be biology! Aren't they just like overgrown toddlers wallowing in filth? Sooooo funny! Maddening, and I want to burn the house down, but soooo funny, right?! Haha! Hubby put the baby's diaper on backwards and dirtied 5 pots to make boxed mac 'n cheese! Guys are SUCH a trip! Well off to clean to the mancave. Sigh."

pao664 · 2021-03-11T16:27:56+00:00

There was an episode about this on everybody loves Raymond a few years back.
Men fake incompetence to get out of doing chores. Passive aggressive. I’ve experienced this with my ex husband also. It is exhausting to have to explain to a grown man how to do simple tasks properly.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-03-11T17:53:36+00:00

why do they insist that is a marriage and not slave-owning? oh, right, to scrotes, marriage is a way to have a slave for free!

BellaMob · 2021-03-11T17:00:43+00:00

I like how if she falls for this manipulation tactic, she is a "significant other" 🤡 but if she sees through the manipulation she is a real nagging "bitch".

valleycupcake · 2021-03-11T23:03:07+00:00

My ex did this and fed the kids cereal for dinner when warming up the healthy leftovers I made was too much work. Guess who’s eating cereal for dinner now.

UnashamedWench · 2021-03-11T18:56:01+00:00

Not that I would aspire to be in or stay in a relationship like that.... but if my reaction had to be anything other than "I'm out", it would be, "Well, I never could have imagined you'd be this incapable of pulling your weight in basic tasks. Looks like we'll need to hire a [housekeeper] [nanny] [laundry service]. It will, of course, come out of your funds. This is the replacement sweater I want for the one you ruined."

I haven't seen this opinion shared around much on FDS, but while I'm less picky on some other things, to me a HVM would make it abundantly clear that he's not looking for a bangmaid by planning for a professional cleaner to be part of household expenses, as well as prepared meals any time neither of us feels like cooking. I am childfree, so we won't need a nanny, but he shouldn't be looking to me to shoulder domestic tasks in the household - or coordinate them for that matter.

I take care of myself and my house and pets. I'm not looking to add anyone else to take care of. Reduce my burden or get lost.

Awkward-Plane-6617 · 2021-03-11T19:42:00+00:00

FDS has been pointing this out for a while now, that men intentionally do this, and now we have it in writing of a man fully admitting to it. It just proves that our conclusions are spot on.

OrangeyPanda · 2021-03-11T17:17:11+00:00

Lazy bums. How about accomplish something in life? No wonder they hate themselves so much.

SailorMoon1999 · 2021-03-11T19:09:37+00:00

This reminds me of a guy that used to work with in a hotel. He was supposed to be the housekeepers' and the storage house assistant. When he was helping us(the housekeepers), he was doing a terrible job on purpose so the other housekeepers would tell him to leave it. So, he slowly left us and went full on storage house where he wasn't doing that much of work and he was receiving the same salary while we took on his responsibilities. God, men are so irresponsible(Oh, is this misandrist?).

Novemberinthechair · 2021-03-11T20:50:11+00:00

Yeah, we cracked this code....countless of times. We know. It is known to me and my sisters here.

It's called strategic incompetence, by shitty, lazy men who think all women are their fucking maids. We know. It's not a secret, bros. We already know. That's why more than half of us here vowed not to wipe your asses anymore. And if you're going to project this level of incompetence, don't be surprised if people assume you're too lame brained to run governments, write laws and influence culture. You wanna act incompetent? Then get out of the way. Also, women aren't going to be begging to hook up with lazy man babies who want mommy McBangnaids. Keep outting yourselves online, please. Women are going to be too disgusted to seek out relationships with men. Well, a lot already are. Do your own fucking laundry.

wagonwheel_ · 2021-03-11T20:10:44+00:00

Be ✍🏻 a ✍🏻 real ✍🏻 bitch ✍🏻

notyourbish · 2021-03-12T03:51:57+00:00

The fuck is this, a how-to guide on how to never get your dick sucked again?

gibgerbabymummy · 2021-03-11T21:20:49+00:00

I taught my autistic preteen old son how to put a basic wash on in January. My teen can use the washing machine, he complained "what if I kick it up, you should just do it" (Same argument these adult men make!) And I told him, without mistakes you won't master it. It's too the same for everyone. Why do the scrotes think they're exempt from this simple growth?

womandatory · 2021-03-12T01:23:15+00:00

It’s fascinating that men who can operate complex machinery, men who can analyse data and make financial decisions, men who can manage multi-million dollar budgets, men who can fix computers, men who can manage staff and intra-organisational relationships, men who can follow balance sheets and ensure supply chain, men who can deliver projects on time and to budget can’t work out how to wash a dish, use a washing machine, or change a bedsheet? No, it’s because they don’t want to, they think it’s beneath them, or it might cut into their gaming or porn watching time.

The only explanation for men not being competent at domestic work is that they don’t want to do it. If they genuinely can’t operate a dishwasher, they shouldn’t even be driving cars, much less running businesses.

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-03-12T06:01:07+00:00

Yeah, I’ve let sheets sit in the washer or dryer for days on end and get that bitter soggy moldy smell since he wanted to load the laundry and then pretend he forgot about them so I can come along and finish up. No thanks, two can play that game. You want to ruin the sheets you paid for, then go ahead!

wibble69 · 2021-03-11T19:57:20+00:00

Is Howard Stern that evil fuck who made fun of p*rn stars and asked about their sexual abuse for laughs?

throwaway32132134 · 2021-03-31T00:10:14+00:00

Men need to realize strategic incompetence is still incompetence. They end up having their growth stunted. So stupid.

basicbiddy · 2021-03-11T14:08:13+00:00

“I have no idea why she won’t fuck me” -same man weeks later

fogplum · 2021-03-11T18:19:58+00:00

If a man ever tries this on me, I'm definitely going to Drop That Bitch.

_queeeen_ · 2021-03-11T22:32:49+00:00

No, she’ll see that as an adult you are incapable of a very simple task such as laundry. Moreover someone else’s laundry, which merits extra attention to do it correctly. And when you can’t do it right, she’ll dump you instead of risk being tied to a (likely stinky) moron.

TheDameWithoutASmile · 2021-03-11T22:44:38+00:00

My bf washed my bras snd dried them once. Fair enough, he doesn't know, I'll give him that. I told him that bras are only handwash and air dry and he apologized and now sets them aside when he does laundry. Honest mistake, never repeated.

I do not get women who put up with this shit. Especially the baby. Like, seriously? You're okay doing a crappy job putting a diaper on your kid to get out of doing work?

mitskiismygf · 2021-03-11T23:26:14+00:00

My POS father has done this for years. Really? You’ve lived in the same house for 15 years and have no clue where one piece of the giant fucking collection of steaks knifes goes? never settle for a man who doesn’t do chores without you even ASKING, ladies.

CynicalSucculent · 2021-03-12T00:13:50+00:00

Straight from the horse's mouth

FURYOFCAPSLOCK · 2021-03-12T00:43:22+00:00

Didn't Howard Stern's wife leave him?

Connect-Ad-9361 · 2021-03-12T00:55:39+00:00

What's DTB?

MomoKun999 · 2021-03-12T01:27:04+00:00

Yep, that was the ex, and now he’s the ex... 😄

_boring_daven_ · 2021-03-12T05:42:57+00:00

If a guy tries to get out of chores he’s garbage.
You could easily rebutt with “seems like you need more practice” and make them do it every time.

SpaceC4se · 2021-03-12T13:47:37+00:00

We been knew. And somehow they think we wasn't 😩 Do they think we're stupid?? They must. Here's hoping that 2021 is the last year this bullshit works for the men out there thinkin they slick

imnotfitforexistence · 2021-03-29T22:20:57+00:00

When do you think this behaviour starts?

My mother raised me by telling me "you have to clean the house because you are a girl" while not asking anything from my brothers.

Whenever I complained saying that they are human beings too, they eat too and that having something more between their legs shouldn't incapacitate them from doing house chores, she would go mad at me saying I was just trying to avoid my responsibilities and that I was just lazy.

It really makes me wonder. Does the way they were raised affect the way they behave as adults or are they manipulating females since they learn how to talk?

I know both my brothers are LVM and I'm very sorry to whoever ends up dating them, but it genuinely makes me wonder if the way my mother raised them had an effect on their poor behaviour or if it's something from their own personalities.

Title	Scrotes' advice on how to get away with avoiding household chores
Author	edelbiatch
Upvotes	661
Comments	135
Date	March 11, 2021 12:05 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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