For sh*ts and giggles, what was his zodiac sign?

princessskittyxoxo · 2020-08-02T18:58:30+00:00

Libra [abuser], Cancer [manipulative mamas boys/fuckboys], Pisces [shitty fwb].

It's funny because I'm a Cancer...but I just cannot and will not ever date another Cancer man EVER. After 3 of them acting the same way it's a damn pattern lmao. Oddly enough I have a Gemini HVM! He is the most amazing and supportive man I have ever met who takes care of my needs in every way and supported me financially all throughout college/unemployed period. Still does. Everyone says Geminis are two faced but I felt like all the Libra/Cancer/Pisces guys were...like shitty and lived double lives...secret social media accounts, etc.

Anyone have any bad experiences with Taurus men?

theglorybox · 2020-08-02T18:34:30+00:00

I’m a Scorpio and even I stay way from our men. They’re possessed. They’re good for a night in bed and that’s it. Just make sure they don’t know where you live because they’re likely to stalk you afterwards.

I have terrible luck with Aquarian and Pisces men. Especially Pisces. They’re whiney, petty, over emotional, and get butt hurt way too easily. Once their feelings get hurt (which is often) they turn into a minion. The last Pisces I dated had me ending up in therapy. Something is seriously wrong with that sign. Keep swimming upstream and stay away from me.

theawkwardalli · 2020-08-02T18:39:39+00:00

Aquarius! Emotionally abusive and emotionally unavailable 🙄 great combo!

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2020-08-02T18:29:47+00:00

I had a Leo that I did not have a good time with. Very pompous and prideful, yet insecure. Aries is also a problem for me. I'm extremely attracted to them but it does not work out at all.

delishtis · 2020-08-02T19:35:46+00:00

The final boss of shitty, emotional abusive, lazy, cold and calculated, secretive/lying men I’ve dated was a Capricorn.

Literally the only one who also would never officially date me and, looking back, am almost 100% sure I was the girl he was cheating on a serious long distance girlfriend WITH.

After Capricorn, Taurus are 🤢

No. Thank. You.

iamkikins · 2020-08-02T18:35:46+00:00

Mine was a gemini, born on the same day as me! Well f**k me!!! Even I will never make that mistake again! Full on avoidant personality - narc- sex addict! I dodged a bullet and found FDS not long after and I agree with all your handbook; follow it to a T ladies.

VioletRomantic · 2020-08-02T18:54:48+00:00

Two of my worst were Geminis, and one was a Sagittarius. I agree, gemini men are evil beyond all hope.

CherubBaby1020 · 2020-08-02T20:18:19+00:00

Everyone hates Geminis.... I'm just misunderstood haha

plembb · 2020-08-02T19:09:56+00:00

GEMINI AND AQUARIUS. I’m a Leo so those are my best matches but they always fuck up.

Fatt3stAveng3r · 2020-08-02T18:39:10+00:00

Scorpio was the abuser but like...i've actually dated a lot of scorpios (4) and none worked out. I only pay attention to astrology when it comes to Scorpios hahaha

TheOGJammies · 2020-08-02T20:57:56+00:00

Capricorns chillle....the literal devil in the tarot card.

glamshell · 2020-08-02T23:09:23+00:00

Libras smh. They seem so good and stable at the start but then you realise deep down they are only thinking about themselves. It's just not obvious from the outside.

dior-not-war · 2020-08-02T18:40:17+00:00

Both virgos I dated were narcissists. Avoid at all costs!

prudenceneverpays · 2020-08-02T19:58:30+00:00

Sagittarius men are heartless and so able to detach from their emotions I swerve so hard when I meet a Sag man

Wkndwhorechata · 2020-08-02T21:12:39+00:00

Can you start another sh*t & giggles thread, but for married or serious HVM!? If it's all Geminis... I swear.. 🕵️‍♂️🤪

gutsandgorey · 2020-08-02T20:31:36+00:00

Avoid these signs at all costs: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius and Pisces

talldrankofH2O · 2020-08-02T18:33:56+00:00

Unhealthy Taureans LOVE me. Lazy a-holes lmao

breakfastime · 2020-08-02T19:13:29+00:00

I love astrology and study it avidly, generalizing like this can create a lot of misunderstanding and bias regarding the signs...... BUT I would say beware more of harsh aspects to his Venus. Venus-Pluto or Venus-Saturn square can create unhealthy push/pull imbalance(Pluto) and withholding/settling patterns(Saturn). Harsh aspects to the moon indicate mommy issues as well.

I’m a Scorpio and would consider any sign, but have my biases against Libra(charming=/=genuine), Taurus(boring) and Scorpio(there can only be one). I am most attracted to Pisces and Aries energy in men, but if you look at my chart it makes sense. Bad track record with Pisces. People are a lot more than just their sun sign, too. for instance my favorite venus placements in a guy are Pisces, Taurus and Leo.

Also a tip for anyone dealing with Gemini placements: they’re likely to get bored once they figure you out, and once they’ve figured you out they’ll decide you’re not what they want. They don’t know what they want, and never did. They confuse friendship with something more. Don’t entertain their knowledge conquest! You’re not a book to be read. My latest romantic lesson really hammered that in...felt the need to share.

2020-08-02T20:19:22+00:00

Aries. I don't even really believe in astrology but I've had so many bad experiences with Aries men that it's weird.

134340-92494 · 2020-08-02T18:42:29+00:00

Literally all Gemini (4) or Virgo (2). Yikes all around.

Longirl · 2020-08-02T20:03:24+00:00

Came here to say Gemini 😂😂 and seriously, so many Gemini’s on bumble. I swipe left now.

strainedcrow · 2020-08-02T19:25:09+00:00

Geminis drop you the second they're bored, then come back the second they're bored. Cancers=fuckboys, emotional manipulation

I study birth charts. RUN from saturn in the 8th house and any squares from pluto!!

misspellmyname99 · 2020-08-02T19:47:30+00:00

Gemini! The first time I heard the Lizzo lyrics to Soulmate:

“yeah the old me used to love a Gemini. Like a 3some fucking with him every night, a lot of 2 face people show me both sides”

I felt it in my soul. He’d get drunk and tell me how much he loved me and how incredible I am, and in the morning he claimed he didn’t remember saying any of it but that he wasn’t ready to say he loved me yet.

penelopekitty · 2020-08-02T19:49:22+00:00

Geminis and Leos have been my worst experiences. Gemini was flat out insane, For some reason Leo men seem to be very attracted to me, but then end up wanting to dominate me.

verysadgirly · 2020-08-02T19:47:38+00:00

Abusive cheating ex was a Gemini

BellatrixLenormal · 2020-08-02T19:44:16+00:00

Came here to join the Geminis-are-crazy party.

dntbfllikeidid · 2020-08-02T18:46:59+00:00

My ex husband is a Gemini. My narcissist bf after him who did a number on me in a MUCH shorter period of time is a Virgo.

Parking-Act · 2020-08-02T20:17:11+00:00

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HottPinkSlug · 2020-08-02T18:40:05+00:00

CANCER

BrooklynBabe33 · 2020-08-02T23:24:39+00:00

Gemini man he was a straight up demon

Blackishcat27 · 2020-08-02T19:34:07+00:00

My husband's a Gemini and he's actually very high value. I'm a Pisces. We're the strangest match ever but it works. Lol. My low value ex was a Capricorn.

Pengtingcalledme · 2020-08-02T19:06:08+00:00

Scorpio!

ninetiesbaby16 · 2020-08-02T19:37:24+00:00

The Aquarius I dated was honestly cluster b and sick in the head...violent mood swings going from I love you to go kill yourself, had electro shock therapy that gave him amnesia (or so he claimed), told me on the first date he was abused as a 10 yo by female pedophiles, gaslighted me

Ms_Tilly · 2020-08-02T18:57:45+00:00

Haha I can concur about Gemini and Aquarius😂

LaBaronessa · 2020-08-02T19:58:18+00:00

Istg all I attract is Geminis. Every single partner and dude has been a fucking Gemini. I'm a Piscean so I have zero clue why they keep flocking towards me. Literally the least compatible sign with Geminis lmao

talldrankofH2O · 2020-08-02T20:11:27+00:00

My two worst exes were Gemini and Aquarius 🤢

meecy166 · 2020-08-02T20:00:20+00:00

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dzgata · 2020-08-02T20:20:50+00:00

I attract way too many Scorpio men and they’re insane every single time. I don’t like Capricorn men they’re boring AF. And cancer men are too feminine for me.

The worst guy I’ve dated was an Aquarius but he was also the best guy I dated. Adventurous and fun like me but emotionally distant and stunted.

MalloryDame · 2020-08-02T22:47:54+00:00

Gosh, I dated a Taurus and a Gemini before that and I can attest to Gemini being fucking crazy. Taurus are just stubborn to the point you want to kill them or yourself.

ilikeoreosandpussy12 · 2020-08-02T23:40:30+00:00

Worst was a Sag like me. Second worst was a Pisces. Best was a Virgo. And I’ve casually/not so casually dated an Aquarius, Taurus, and a Scorpio 😬 the one I fell hardest over was the Taurus.

vowelsareimportant · 2020-08-03T11:12:52+00:00

Aquarius- Lazy dreamer with zero follow through. Hobosexual.

Pisces- Messed up sexually. Unable to handle his emotions. Whiney piss baby.

Libra- Two faced. Cared way too much about other’s opinions. Unable to make decisions. Overall a fuck boy.

Cancer- Both were future fakers with Mama issues.

stoli-o · 2020-08-02T21:21:17+00:00

Aries are the WORST. Never know what they want, huge liars, do shit behind your back. Also Virgos have zero personalities I’ve come to realize.

yegerska · 2020-08-02T18:53:21+00:00

Sagittarius 😑

VikingPug · 2020-08-02T19:24:05+00:00

Pisces men are the absolute worst! Virgos I dated were lame. Scorpios are stuck up. Aquarius’s were just plan nuts. Capricorn’s are too serious and cold.

Is there a good sign for men, lol?

gahby · 2020-08-02T22:08:12+00:00

Aquarius men are a special breed 🙄

abundant_redundancie · 2020-08-02T22:14:56+00:00

Scorpios 😳 crazy charisma but unhinged.

BetterToBeLonely · 2020-08-02T23:17:56+00:00

My STBXH is a Gemini. He's a manipulative nutter. His coworkers accuse him of being a sociopath on a regular basis. My zero value biological father is a Scorpio. So I concur!!

meecy166 · 2020-08-03T00:01:29+00:00

Leo’s. Blessed by the devil himself. And yes Gemini’s, they are very unstable, trump, Kanye west, Naomi Campbell and Azealia banks are all Gemini’s, and if you know anything about all these people you know they are said to be mean, controlling, and you start seeing patterns. Gemini’s make good friends but bad boyfriends

plutonian_princess · 2020-08-03T01:26:02+00:00

Pisces, Libra and Leo guys were by far the worst for me, straight up evil narcississts. Fuck them!

seraphinelysion · 2020-08-03T01:42:30+00:00

Hey now, I'm a Gemini! And there's nothing wrong with us!! 😅

But he was a Scorpio. Fuck Scorpios. I will never date another one again. Ugh...

Cosmictears83 · 2020-08-03T02:12:11+00:00

The last was a stubborn af Taurus. The ex husband was a fellow emotional Pisces. Lots of drama there.

fairywakes · 2020-08-03T05:49:21+00:00

Pisces pisces PISCES!

Random fact: most serial killer men are Virgos and Cancers.

Seranova7788 · 2020-08-02T19:48:57+00:00

Most recent ex was a Sagittarius....🤬

sewingmachinesavior · 2020-08-02T19:52:41+00:00

I think it has less to do about specific signs as how certain signs are compatible with your sign.

If you even actually believe in all that sign stuff. 😆

pineycitrusforest · 2020-08-02T19:38:42+00:00

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BungalowBootieBitch · 2020-08-02T21:13:50+00:00

I'm a virgo my ex is an Aries lmaooo

Sisi21cent · 2020-08-02T23:21:46+00:00

Aries (Committed early on, gave a lot of positive signs, then one day decided to ghost me)

treescantalk2 · 2020-08-02T21:46:04+00:00

FUCK scorpios, every single one has the same fuckboy energy, I swear!!

suspended_animation_ · 2020-08-02T22:39:02+00:00

My ex was Aquarius

Eat_Pant_b0ss · 2020-08-02T23:26:03+00:00

Abusive ex was a Scorpio man and sure as hell acted like it but my HVM is an Aquarius. Hes nothing like the description of his sign though

Gambit12345 · 2020-08-03T00:51:08+00:00

Wow this is a fun question 😆I’m on the Aries/Taurus cusp but lean heavily towards Taurus and somehow seem to gravitate towards other earth signs. First bf was Virgo and we had amazing chemistry. He treated me super well, was a great romantic, and tbh set the bar very high in regards to planning dates, being very attentive to my pleasure, lots of attention and affection, the only downside was he couldn’t get his life together and liked to talk to women behind my back. Then these 2 other guys were Capricorn’s and on my life they were so similar down to their interests but one was a bit more anal than the other. In Capricorn fashion, they were pretty cheap with their money, stoic, serious, really hard to get out of their shell and super set in their ways! I dated one other Taurus and we had great chemistry like butterflies but he was a fuckboy

dalenoriah · 2020-08-03T03:44:21+00:00

My first boyfriend was a Scorpio. He was the one that was manipulative, his mother I'm pretty sure had Munchausen's by proxy, and he told me when I joined the military that he would force me to get pregnant to keep me from getting deployed. After I finally dumped him after finding out he cheated on me, he was in a bad car accident while intoxicated with my cousin (they were friends before we dated) and put himself in a coma and almost died.

My former fiance was a Gemini. He was overall a very sweet person, but he just kinda....gave up on life in general. He had PTSD from his military service and the combination of that, his medications, and his substance/porn abuse were the downfall of the relationship. All he wanted to do was escape from reality. At first, I was fun and new and exciting (i.e. part of the escape), but as we settled into our lives together, I became a part of the every-day life he wanted to escape from. We didn't have sex for the last 6 months of our three-year relationship and acted completely shocked when I dumped him.

My last ex was a Capricorn. He was an emotionally abusive narcissist who had a penchant for always making himself the victim. Two failed marriages, two children from those marriages and another illegitimate child from high school, PTSD from his time in the military as well, moody, porn-sick, and he had a mean-streak.

I don't know how much stock I place in star-signs (I know a lot about them because my mom was into Wicca and astrology/numberology/etc when I was growing up), but who knows....

pumpkin-escobarrr · 2020-08-03T06:32:24+00:00

Scorpio - charmer, fuckboy, manipulative, and emotionally unavailable.

Currently dating a Gemini. Judging from this thread, i need to be extra vigilant 😂😂

Xlunas · 2020-08-03T07:52:01+00:00

Please let this be a joke.

oathmilk · 2020-08-02T21:27:28+00:00

Gemini's are underrated and misunderstood. Not always evil. Maybe a bit self absorbed and air headed.

Strawberrycreem · 2020-08-03T01:11:54+00:00

Agreed! Emotionally and mentally abused by an Aquarius and emotionally abused and sexually abused and cheated on by Gemini, and shitty fwb with Pisces! When I hear Gemini I run

CulinaryCookieKat · 2020-08-03T03:20:38+00:00

I’m a Libra and I dated a Gemini. He was addicted to games, didn’t put in any effort, and had no empathy or communication skills. He also had mommy and sister issues.

thebrooklynt · 2020-08-03T03:29:36+00:00

sagittarius 💀💀💀💀💀💀

thaiteabbys · 2020-08-03T06:13:56+00:00

Scorpio , Sagittarius , Cancer , Taurus, and Aquarius (even though I’m one myself 😭) I attract so many Scorpios and Sagittariuses I hate it.

skyerippa · 2020-08-03T08:46:24+00:00

My 2 abusive boyfriends were both virgos and had the same exact birthday but different years. Sept 5!

rating-throwaway88 · 2020-08-03T08:49:40+00:00

Pisces

beautiful-life-ahead · 2020-08-03T10:28:31+00:00

Sagittarius, Gemini (2), Libra, Leo. In order of shittiness.

Queencake504 · 2020-08-03T13:09:15+00:00

A capricorn like myself🤦🏾I dont think his zodiac was to blame.He was just trash😄

comet2004 · 2020-08-03T13:49:29+00:00

ahahhaa im gemini I hope the girls are better 🤣

IslandVoodoo · 2020-08-03T14:54:11+00:00

Aquarius, cheated on me and got someone else pregnant. Gemini, constant love bombing yet seriously fucked up mind games and possessiveness. Sagittarius, wishy washy and attention-seeking.

scorpio11055 · 2020-08-03T15:17:52+00:00

I’m a Scorpio who most often gets involved with men who happen to be Libras. I have to say Libra men are the worst!

honeybeeroll · 2020-08-03T16:04:08+00:00

Damn im surprised at the gemini hate 😅. My lifelong friends father is a gemini, and he's a total HVM. I briefly dated and stayed friends w/ a gemini, he's a genuinely sweet guy.

My friends husband is a cancer and he's absolutely a HVM. I think his tough past has either prevented or forced him to not be overly emotional/sensitive, the bad aspects of cancer that others here mentioned their exes having (that I also personally have lol) (idk my friends tell me I'm a "good" cancer but maybe there being nice 😅)

My dad is an aries TO A T lmfao lol, short fuse, 0 patience, headstrong. except he's actually a big softie on the inside when it comes to his family and animals, and very generous with his time and his skills. Pays attention, picks up stuff for me and my mom just because. For ex I asked him for some of his old tools when I moved out, and instead he went and bought me a whole fancy tool kit haha. Plus gave me several other things I didn't ask for but that he thought would be useful. He's very good at anticipating needs (which to me is a HVM and as we all know, something most men lack).

On the other hand tho, I briefly dated another gemini who was mr non committal and was like a fuckboy but w/ no game. I ended things cleanly and there was no hard feelings but then he was still trying to hit me up 1.5 yrs later. Even after I specifically told him "I am not interested in dating you" had to block him 🙄. Had my worst experience w/ a leo, guy had a boatload of self esteem issues, a real victim complex, a racist fetish and was stubborn and kinda negative. My brother is a leo as well, and we butt heads but hes always treated his wife very well (so I'm not sworn off leos haha)

makeitfeelfaraway · 2020-08-03T18:14:57+00:00

cancers and pisces men are very needy but emotionally in tune in comparison to other signs i've connected with. i like them.

Derivative31224 · 2020-08-03T19:47:39+00:00

for me its VIRGOS! -_-

Sarah_Lee19 · 2020-08-06T14:54:10+00:00

What’s y’all experience with Capricorn men?

For sh*ts and giggles, what was his zodiac sign?

Seriously, fuck GEMINIS

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Title	For sh*ts and giggles, what was his zodiac sign?
Author	Parking-Act
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Date	August 2, 2020 6:25 PM UTC (5 years ago)
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