This had me howling!! 🎶Leave us alone, please leave us alone 🎶..

arnezuara · 2021-12-02T17:26:58+00:00

Sure, she needs to be out, clubbing, every night because her ultimate goals is having a man, right? /s.

Men are clearly uncomfortable with the fact that so many women see their uselessness.

whiskey_and_oreos · 2021-12-02T17:38:56+00:00

Sounds like they're afraid of how much we'd level up if we could actually get enough sleep without a dick stabbing us in the back that's attached to a whiny coercive manchild.

pinkgirly111 · 2021-12-02T18:02:59+00:00

YES WE ARE! WITH OUR CUTE ASS DOGS AND BESTIES ON THE TEXT.

ceta913 · 2021-12-02T18:26:10+00:00

It’s because he can’t find anyone to cheat on his wife with :(

Please single women, leave your home so he can find you!

🤮

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-12-02T18:00:37+00:00

“These dang women and their - checks notes - being tired!”

halebaIe · 2021-12-02T17:25:39+00:00

He should be worried about his wife & trying not to cheat, not what single women are doing.

Joohoneybee_002 · 2021-12-02T18:51:48+00:00

That fact that this married man is fixated on single women is very telling. Any faithful guy wouldn’t be so preoccupied with the sleeping habits of other women, so he’s upset his pool of women to cheat with shrunk.

Nameduser-2019 · 2021-12-02T17:50:01+00:00

Wait he’s written a book called A Cheating Man's Heart?!! Hahaha, I can’t cope w him.

Nameduser-2019 · 2021-12-02T17:29:46+00:00

I have no idea who he is but this is just too funny. Imagine feeling harassed enough about it to make a post!! Omg news just in.. sInglE woMen are in bed at 8pm! Absolute nobhead 😂

Hateorade_ · 2021-12-02T18:12:09+00:00

Fuck yes lmao cuddling my beautiful parrot and watching my favorite movie.

herbivorouscarnivore · 2021-12-02T18:53:44+00:00

Is this the “relationship coach” who cheated on his wife, or is that someone else?

SnooEagles9138 · 2021-12-02T19:00:07+00:00

Yes, we are comfortable being alone. And we always have been. That's why society tried to scare us with spinster stories , bc women going their own way have always been a thing, long before men started yelling about their equivalent movement. We simply don't broadcast it

FuckSakez · 2021-12-02T19:02:48+00:00

Are men too comfortable sharing their head-ass opinions nobody asked for?

I need to find a void to shriek this into: WE DO NOT CARE!

Maybe if women didn’t have to do the lions share of housework, childcare, emotional labour ETC we wouldn’t be so tired. It doesn’t matter what your “ETC” is. This man is a clown.

ItsFreezen · 2021-12-02T17:30:32+00:00

Please help Derrick. This Scrote is Oppressed. He can barely survive knowing this information.

AmeliaEmiliaEmma · 2021-12-02T18:11:08+00:00

Oh, I feel personally attacked! Lol I’m in bed by 8pm because I’m up for work early, and I don’t feel like I’m missing out much anyway.

mynameisrominka · 2021-12-02T18:38:12+00:00

But it's a fact, I'm really comfortable 😍👌🏼

xfelugirlx · 2021-12-02T18:56:41+00:00

Why are they getting beauty sleep and no wasting time in men???? Girl i- scrotr

fds_throwaway_4_u · 2021-12-02T17:45:31+00:00

Is this an actual complaint?

europoor24 · 2021-12-02T18:23:41+00:00

Is there a lower supply of casual sex ?

AnniaT · 2021-12-02T18:28:14+00:00

I thought he had been canceled long ago lol

DogsNotHumans · 2021-12-02T19:19:05+00:00

Of course the blame should be put on women who are now "too comfortable" (what the hell is that anyway? We should be uncomfortable to please the scrotes now?), not on men for having such low game that we're happier alone. It doesn't matter what we do, they don't like it when they're not at the center of our consciousness. Big ole babies.

__kamikaze__ · 2021-12-02T19:00:29+00:00

”Are women too comfortable being alone?”

They’re finally waking up to realize that it’s our peace and sanity they’re competing with— and they’re losing the battle.

notthatkindofdoctorb · 2021-12-02T20:45:37+00:00

Why does he know when "so many" single women are going to bed? I assume his sample size is the number of women he is bothering by text and that several of them have said they are going to bed early just to get rid of him.

onceuponasea · 2021-12-02T18:58:38+00:00

Ugh Derrick Jaxn is a scrote of shame.

_laufaeson · 2021-12-02T19:10:12+00:00

I’m in bed by 9 and you’d better have a damned good excuse to keep me up at night.

Optimal_Grapefruit_5 · 2021-12-02T23:37:34+00:00

Sounds like women stop replying to his messages around 7-8 PM.

sadlibrarian · 2021-12-02T17:39:42+00:00

Lmaoo we're tired of dealing with men all day that's what

Guyincognito9876 · 2021-12-02T20:27:17+00:00

How does he know this, anyway? Has he been doing surveys to find out what time single women go to bed?? Sounds like he’s obsessed with us.

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-12-02T17:46:13+00:00

Early to bed, early to rise makes folks healthy, wealthy, and wise. But you couldn't tell that to a pornsick gaming addicted scrote up til the wee hours of the morning and sleeping in til 1 pm without a massive fit from them.

ButterfliesHurricane · 2021-12-02T19:23:42+00:00

Oh my goodness! Buzz off! What if some like early nights? Bring on fluffy PJs, glass of wine and a good show of TV! Unless the guy can offer better than that 😁

KateJ1982 · 2021-12-02T18:28:50+00:00

Too comfortable for whom? Is women's comfort being alone making scrotes and the patriarchy uncomfortable? What a travesty!

extraodi · 2021-12-02T19:46:06+00:00

He would clown women for sleeping at an early bedtime. Why is he worried about it? Like mind your own business, thanks.

spinsterchachkies · 2021-12-02T20:31:39+00:00

Are women too comfortable being alone? Yes. Pretty damn comfy yes. And why is this man still talking after what he did. Shame on him

bursillys1 · 2021-12-02T18:17:37+00:00

I’m sure if I was his wife, he would have a curfew. He be roaming these COVID streets, apparently. He would be the last person I take relationship advice from. 🙄

subgirlygirl · 2021-12-02T19:09:06+00:00

Sleep is my favorite.💖 It truly is. It feels amazing, and it's a huge part of why I look so fucking good 😋 And sorry, but I'm not giving up even a tiny bit of it for mediocre peen.

Meredeen · 2021-12-03T02:35:54+00:00

They always get sexual when it gets late in the day, don't even bother texting a man very late, they pretty much only want to booty call and this guy is just outing himself lol

Novemberinthechair · 2021-12-02T23:07:26+00:00

Yes, single women are very comfortable doing what they want. Are you scared, scrote?

Half_Halt · 2021-12-03T03:01:53+00:00

"Jaxn". The spelling alone makes my eye twitch.

heythereitsemily · 2021-12-03T13:47:30+00:00

I’d rather be in bed by 7 than up til 12 arguing with some dumbass.
Newly single and last night I ate a piece of cake in bed with a glass of sangria and passed out early, woke up early and started my schoolwork before work. Look at me with my productive yet relaxed, well-rested single ass! 💪🏼

DuchessDurag · 2021-12-03T02:36:59+00:00

Why is a married man worried about what single women are doing in their beds ? He’s gaslighting single women so that he can comfort a lonely woman in her own bed 😂 He think he’s slick.

lolmemberberries · 2021-12-03T03:11:00+00:00

Is Derrick having a harder time cheating on his wife now that he's been exposed?

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-12-03T05:00:25+00:00

Well you see, Derrick, that’s what productive employed members of society do.

Also, it’s quite possible that that’s just what they tell you when you text them with “u up?” Stop texting single women, Derrick.

ciaramcw · 2021-12-03T10:20:34+00:00

LITERALLY this guy is obsessed with women just doing their own thing! I'm offended that this thing has a nerve to speak on shit when he is a cheater! Scumbag stay outta womens business and stopaking money off of women!

mothertuna · 2021-12-02T20:21:44+00:00

When I was single, I had a routine. I would have my dinner and chill and by 7 I’d shower and go to bed (not sleep). I wasn’t lonely but I worked hard and liked relaxing. For many, the bedroom is the most relaxing place in your home. Besides I can’t stand these guys like Derrick Jaxn or Kevin Samuels who stay dragging (black) women for no reason.

Shot_Presence_8382 · 2021-12-03T04:42:05+00:00

I have two small children, one is now school age. I go to bed when my kids go to bed, so 7-8 PM every night. I have my babies to worry about. Not worried in the least bit if a man thinks I'm "comfortable being alone" or not 💅🏽 men truly cannot imagine a life without a woman (free sex, maid service and nanny), so they can't imagine why us women would be happy A L O N E. Life is 110% MORE peaceful without a man in it! ✨

ciaramcw · 2021-12-03T10:22:10+00:00

Can we cancel this loser!

HermiticalyKermit · 2021-12-03T13:45:44+00:00

Lol how dare we sleep full 8 hours and keep a low risk of developing a heart disease, depression, insomnia or some other serious illness? 😂

myeggsarebig · 2021-12-02T21:04:15+00:00

“too comfortable being alone?” Too comfortable for who? Is there some expiration for a maximum level of comfortability with being alone?

“I see that you are at comfort level 10, Miss. At that level, you will not get dates. We need to bring you down to comfort level 5, or below. If not, you are not accessible to men, and that’s just unacceptable.”

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-12-02T22:40:13+00:00

it's good to be in bed at 8. sleep deprivation affects your mental faculties. sleep should not be a luxury but it is. 6 hours of sleep doesn't cut it for everyone. sometimes we need 9 hours. men who keep women awake for no reason are no better than torturers. if he keeps you awake at night, dump him.

tiavarga · 2021-12-02T19:14:07+00:00

He’s just mad because there are fewer women out there he can cheat with.

Biracial_tooth_fairy · 2021-12-02T19:28:27+00:00

No. We just don't want to talk to your ass

aclick1999 · 2021-12-02T22:32:06+00:00

My fiance didn't believe me early on when I turned down a date on a Friday night to do laundry. In his mind I was in high demand (true) and was likely going on another date. The reality was life was so hectic I was 3 weeks behind and had no clean laundy. Lol.

He thought I was blowing him off, but played it properly and asked me if Saturday was better and upped the offer by suggesting seeing a jazz band after dinner. It rattled him.

Now we laugh about it while doing laundry together on Fridays at 7pm. 🤣

jupitarianrise · 2021-12-03T15:16:18+00:00

We’re really not allowed to get some rest. I LOVE spending time by myself, ALONE, at HOME. When I say that to men they always try to make me feel like something is wrong with me.

Where should I be, Peter? Hm? Am I not allowed to like my own company?

Should I be getting drunk every night, putting myself in danger so that strangers (men) can touch me inappropriately, all that in hopes of finding a boYfriEnD? This isn’t sex and the city.

I’m in my twenties so they act EXTRA offended that I prioritize my sleep over them lmao. Die mad, scrotes. Not everyone is low-value like you. Some of us actually care about ourselves/our well-being/health.

AyemHerself · 2021-12-03T22:59:34+00:00

He's complaining that these women are in their own beds and he's not invited.

Annie_Landsberg · 2021-12-02T20:38:26+00:00

again I cant help but wonder, is this not a joke?!?

"Relationship 'guru' Derrick Jaxn exposed for serial cheating"

frostedgemstone · 2021-12-02T23:31:17+00:00

Lmao the amount of single shaming targeted at women is fucking unbearable men are not NEEDED anymore. Do I myself want a bf and eventually a husband? Probably yeah but that’s just an added extra, not something that, without a man, would lead to extreme poverty/no means of living like it did in the past. I don’t think there’s anything wrong if women never want to have a partner

CoconutJasmineBombe · 2021-12-03T22:39:01+00:00

A lot of the time I’m up all night in my bed reading. The most toasty, comfy, cozy place.

spacebound232 · 2021-12-02T20:44:08+00:00

Actually yeah. VERY comfortable being alone

Jiou112 · 2021-12-02T21:36:13+00:00

Only men would use the word comfortable like it was negative. 🙄 Like yes, I'm comfortable??

Outrageous-Knowledge · 2021-12-02T22:13:17+00:00

We actually work during the day so…

Antique_Fortune6974 · 2021-12-03T01:54:46+00:00

Don't threaten us with a good time.

PhilosophyCharming77 · 2021-12-03T12:19:24+00:00

I love my sleep. I knock out at 7:30 or 8, and that’s called growing up

jijitsu-princess · 2021-12-04T05:58:12+00:00

Fuck yeah I’m comfortable being alone. Better than sharing a space with a Neanderthal who kills my chill vibe with his negging/passive aggressive bullshit.

lostmillenia · 2021-12-03T01:00:52+00:00

If you aint in the bubble bath with half a joint and a good book, then where ya aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

afrodeasyak · 2021-12-02T22:26:22+00:00

Cheating, married man decides to neg single women worldwide, instead of seeking therapy

Wkndwhorechata · 2021-12-02T20:43:53+00:00

What? I’ve just learned to cry myself to sleep at an earlier time??

notochord · 2021-12-02T23:12:48+00:00

I mean, there’s so much you can do in bed if you have the time. Read, cuddle your pets, watch a movie, drink tea, call a friend, do a face mask, and SLEEP. What’s wrong with getting a headstart on the party?

Davina33 · 2021-12-02T21:32:02+00:00

Lmao! I have autoimmune disorders and they make me very fatigued at times. I love going to bed by 8/9pm sometimes. It's really helps even if I'm still fatigued the next day.

saint-jezebel · 2021-12-02T22:22:19+00:00

The single women don’t want him. That’s what he doesn’t get.

GlitteryMoss · 2021-12-02T21:35:39+00:00

Derrick has not caugh on to the real reason. But yeah, let him think it is tiredness....

kurikuri7 · 2021-12-02T19:58:04+00:00

WTF is this pickme talking about?? I go to bed at 1am, excuse me. But you know.. the rest of my day is filled with work, family, and friends. But then I prop myself into bed around 10pm, have my nightly routine, put on something to watch, and cuddle my dogs.

Basem3nt · 2021-12-02T21:05:39+00:00

Derricks cheater

Title	This had me howling!! 🎶Leave us alone, please leave us alone 🎶..
Author	Nameduser-2019
Upvotes	2266
Comments	162
Date	December 2, 2021 5:17 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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