Please stop “gifting” threesomes. Also, your friends aren’t “gifts”.

Stuffnthings1840 · 2021-08-16T17:10:34+00:00

If a friend asked me to be a "gift" she ain't my friend. This friend is gonna tank her life. As in she is about to find out she ain't as happily married as she thinks she is.

Maingurl · 2021-08-16T16:23:25+00:00

Lol @ the commenter saying it might be a coincidence 😂😂😂

throwaway-fds · 2021-08-16T14:48:42+00:00

This feels like a form of prostitution. It's so fucking creepy how she "thought of the best female" and listed some traits as if Rose is an object. The "best female" to have her NV husband use..

The people calling it a coincidence are either dumber than a bag of rocks or sinister little assholes.

numanuma_ · 2021-08-16T15:46:37+00:00

"Happily married"? Oh hunny...

_differentmentality_ · 2021-08-16T15:00:09+00:00

why is she bothered by the thought of her friend fucking her husband again,that didn’t bother her the first time???😂that ship has already sailed, the deed is done

Jandi18 · 2021-08-16T18:00:19+00:00

So husband thought it was a joke until he saw rose in a naughty nurse outfit and he agreed. The ship already sailed…he will contact her secretly and they will do it again. Like OP said, friends are not gifts…they are human. Play stupid games win stupid prices.

Edit: spellings

p0ludnitsa · 2021-08-16T14:53:21+00:00

Gross all around. The fact that she planned it, the old roommate accepted it, and that the husband went with it.

I don't like the idea of doing threesomes as a "gift". As if it's some kind of punishment to be having sex with one person? You got married, you knew that marriage means commitment to one person.

I hate this post.

IDontAgreeSorry · 2021-08-16T16:10:57+00:00

Wtf is wrong with pick-mes. Why the fuck would you be ok with a threesome or “sharing” your man? Just wtf. I don’t need anyone else, neither does he. Period. If he does, he can go. I’d rather be single and celibate forever than with someone who doesn’t share my very normal healthy and simple values.

Either way, play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Astral_weaver · 2021-08-16T16:54:42+00:00

Oh, pickmes treating each other like shit for the sake of a man. How original. ✨

giftofnocondemnation · 2021-08-16T17:17:55+00:00

The comment under it “if he doesn’t care for her, there should be no problem” 🙄 Since when do men care about the women they cheat with? Do men care for hookers ? No but they will still cheat on you with them

Protoetype · 2021-08-16T16:37:11+00:00

This is the same twisted logic people use when they're driving on no sleep and decide to "rest their eyes" by keeping them closed just a little longer when they blink.

ihavenoideadwhatimdo · 2021-08-16T15:31:32+00:00

play stupid games win stupid prizes

purasangria · 2021-08-16T15:03:15+00:00

Rose is a pickme. OP is a pickme. She's now opened a Pandora's box, and now what?

Nevermind treating your friend like an unpaid prostitute.

But hey, she got picked!

strawbri_ · 2021-08-16T17:04:15+00:00

I'm not like you other girls I'm cool and down for threesomes with my man so he doesnt have to be trapped with just me ✌🏻✌🏻 Just NOT mmf threesomes that is DISGUSTING that any woman would think about that, im loyal to my man.

AntitheticCorrection · 2021-08-16T16:46:42+00:00

I don't know if this is true (having a threesome with a "friend", driving six hours?). If it is, I find it alarming that she thought she could gift another human being to her husband. Not to mention five years of marriage isn't long, why would you resort to something so extreme? That marriage was already in shambles.

panicpixiememegirl · 2021-08-16T17:25:15+00:00

This is the first thing i thought of when i saw this post. This is not a good gift wtf why did her husband even accept?????? How dumb that she did this

starfighter07 · 2021-08-16T15:31:58+00:00

But the direspect for her """friend""". Like yeah, they all are LVM here (the husband is ewww, good extreme vetting strategy tho : you just have to show him a lingerie picture, telling him it's his bday gift and see his reaction ahem).

I am trying to imagine if someone told me "yey wanna drive 6 hours for my husband to fuck you while I watch/touch you too as his birthday gift ?".

How in her twisted mind OP did think this was OK to text ????

ALysistrataType · 2021-08-16T15:38:53+00:00

I wonder what the husband was slinging that Rose decided that she was going to upend her current life to move next door 😂.

Everytime I see stories like this I think about the "Cool Girl" monologue from Gone Girl.

Being 'bout it gets a woman nowhere. Just an incredible pick me stupid move.

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-08-16T16:10:52+00:00

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

100% it is male manipulation this idea that watching your husband fuck another woman is going to "spice up" your marriage.

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-08-16T15:47:16+00:00

The more I think about this the worse it gets. You know the husband will not be able to keep his mouth shut about banging Rose, so word will definitely get around the workplace that the OP is cool with her husband fucking random strange and is open to all sorts of depravity. Won’t the office holiday party be fun! Who knows which other coworkers he will feel permitted to fuck next! 5 years and you need to “spice up” your marriage? Wtf is wrong with people?!

chubslove23 · 2021-08-16T16:31:18+00:00

"Rose is STILL single." Based on everything else. This is gross.

WorkaholicParty · 2021-08-16T19:20:34+00:00

Everything I hate.

"Gifting a woman" "Spicying up my marriage 🤪🤓🤪" 🤢🤮 "Look how cool I am" 🤢🤮 "It's our anniversary so I am gifting him my former roommate" "Accepting immediately and driving 6h for a threesome"

First of all, how do you expect your idiot lv husband to have any semblant of respect for you when you show him slutty pics of your friend as if you were showing him electronics on a catalogue. I know respect from a scrote isn't a thing, but can't she see how pathetic and unattractive that is?

Second, her dear friend accepts immediately, calls the dude "hot", and says the 6h drive is also justified for meeting up with friends. If that is true then OP should have sensed right there that something probably is going to happen that she doesn't like.

They're all disgusting but OP almost deserves it by being so dehumanizing of other women and worshipping her stupid husband.

ButterfliesHurricane · 2021-08-16T15:40:21+00:00

It was her idea and she planned it so yeah he will probably have his cake snd eat but she baked said cake.

Some people are not right in the head….

Accomplished_Sun_258 · 2021-08-16T15:50:45+00:00

Do we have a flair for #JustPickMeProblems?

Lord, the brainwashing is strong.

vaporwav3r · 2021-08-16T19:27:39+00:00

I wonder if her husband will offer her a cuckolding “present” for her birthday.. I doubt it.

camelCaseC · 2021-08-16T19:48:20+00:00

As a bisexual woman, the only other women who have tried to get close to me did so to rope me into threesomes. One girl wanted me to take a 2 hour train just so she could use me as bait for some LVM she was pining after and was ignoring her. Sidenote: she met him after he left jail for a DUI (red flag 1), an offense he kept commiting (red flag 2), including while my friend was in the car with him (red flag 3!!!).

I had another girl hit me up like six months after not speaking to me, and the first thing she asks me is if I want to have a threesome with her and her crusty ass boyfriend.

It's not that LVM never try to rope other women into threesomes -- obviously it's mostly their depravity that came up with the idea in the first place, but I find that pickmes can try to recruit other women into it in an insidious way. Like "haha wouldn't it be so fun and quirky if we made out in this party? three feet away from the guy ive been trying to hook up with all night? lol!!!!" It's similarly dehumanizing to the way LVM treat us on OLD as UberEats for quick ass. It's like we're disposable playthings for pickmes to keep their ugly ass scrotes into them for an extra five minutes.

I know their actions come from societal conditioning to be as people-pleasing as possible, but I find it difficult to be too forgiving, nor do I think I should be.

Technusgirl · 2021-08-16T16:04:04+00:00

Never do threesomes, like ever, it ruins pretty much every relationship. The woman and/or the man end up wanting more from the third party, almost always and they get attached. I was involved in one before and that's what happened to me. Just don't do it and don't participate in them. You can also ruin friendships that way too.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-08-16T19:44:33+00:00

Getting a job at the husband's company? Feigning fancy-free no-strings poly is a typical bait and switch tactic of so-called mate poachers, sort of like Nichol Kessinger having googled Shanann Watts and Chris Watts a long time before she even reportedly got involved with the latter, then searching double penetration and anal sex "training" methods while secretly searching wedding dresses. Not to reduce the culpability of cheats, but to make the point that poachers have their own creepy behavioral profiles.

It's also like the Pickme hell plot of The Duchess, the story of the Duke and Duchess of Devonshire.

As the story goes, the Duchess takes pity on and offers shelter to Lady Bess Foster, a mother of three who lost custody of her children in the process of escaping a reportedly abusive marriage. As soon as Lady Bess moves into the estate, she begins fucking the Duke in exchange for him using clout to get her children back. The Duchess finds her position usurped entirely by the mate-poaching Bess, except she too would lose her children if she attempted to divorce the Duke or even engage in her own affair.

At one point, the mother of the Duchess basically asks the Duchess what she's gone and invited into her home.

Magistraliter · 2021-08-16T21:26:19+00:00

Why even "gift" your man a threesome as something "special". It's like saying "I know Im not good enough for you, so here, have another woman." A relationship should be "I'm the best for you and you are the best for me." Period. No doubts.

modernmedusaa · 2021-08-16T17:00:38+00:00

Oh look pick mes pimping women out again to stroke the ego of depraved men

Hardly surprises me so many liberal feminist pick mes are in favour of legal prostitution - most of them would gladly pimp you out in a heartbeat. Chumps.

Some pick mes are strange in that they will even try pimp you out to men they’re sleeping with on the sly whilst single?!! But then regret doing this and get jealous & try to claw him back? They honestly see you as some sacrificial lamb/ supply for pornsick men.

And this is why high value women stay away from them & their bullshit.

They will never get the memo that you can’t satisfy a cheating scrote or ‘save’ a floundering marriage that’s been dead years by shedding even more self respect. You have to leave him. You are not a unicorn.

Why don’t you write ‘I am a complete door mat’ on you head instead. It’s less effort & he’ll still get the picture.

Woman gives wolf more meat and is shocked he’s came back hungry for more. More news at 10

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-08-16T20:01:35+00:00

Lemme guess...

relationshite advice?

-_-

poppinkitty · 2021-08-16T15:09:00+00:00

News flash: They were already shagging on the low.

PizzaNo7741 · 2021-08-16T17:24:15+00:00

“Did you talk to your husband about that?”

The convo:

Her: “honey I’m worried about XYZ because of ABC”

Him: “awww honey don’t worry hugs”

Situation solved, everyone!! /s

missisabelarcher · 2021-08-16T19:05:28+00:00

Ultimate pickme award right here.

Feminineprincess · 2021-08-16T23:20:28+00:00

It’s the delusion for me, do you know how many times I’ve heard the guy continuing to sleep with the 3rd party behind his wife or gf’s back? And clearly Rose 🥀 wants to fuck again.

curiousiberiantiger · 2021-08-16T14:58:00+00:00

i hope it's fake cause irl it happens in case of drugaddicts sextrafficking innocent girls for money/dope or just folie a deux where theres an evil bored couple tryna spice up shit manipulating an unsuspecting victim into their rapey madness as always porn influence for the worst why would another womn willingly get into that sextoy/pet/gift roleplay is beyond my comprehension thinking about it twice it must be another irresistible bigdick energy delusion womn are not that desperate for sex especially the single ones lol that reads like an incel projection or somebody who's too afraid to cheat on his controlling spouse

Singngkiltmygrandma · 2021-08-16T18:11:12+00:00

People are dumb.

stillcantsee · 2021-08-16T21:07:08+00:00

The way pick-me’s are so quick to pimp out their friends 🤢🤮 this is why you can’t be friends with them

miwamus · 2021-08-16T20:45:13+00:00

Congratulations! I hope he gives you the same gift on your birthday.

Human_Summer_1709 · 2021-08-16T18:35:45+00:00

Love the advice JuSt CoMmUnIcAtE

Pickled_Tink_Tea · 2021-08-16T15:45:43+00:00

Ugh, all of this is so foul I can't form any words. Ugh ugh ugh.

Prestigious_Math9160 · 2021-08-16T16:51:01+00:00

This is super gross. I mean one, it’s fetishizing being queer. Like you don’t “gift” your husband you being bi for the night it’s reinforcing stereotypes of bi-women and hyper-sexual attitudes towards them for explicitly the purpose of having threesomes.

Also I don’t believe it’s just a coincidence, there is very obviously more planning involved with her joining the husbands company

And last it just shows your husband you’re insecure. That you feel inadequate in spicing up YOUR OWN SEX LIFE to such a degree you need to bring in another whole woman. Drop the man, I wouldn’t be surprised if he was purposely playing up your insecurities for this exact purpose.

lolmemberberries · 2021-08-16T22:29:03+00:00

I'm not sure who is the bigger Pick Me in this story.

Maude2010 · 2021-08-17T01:24:19+00:00

I hate all these smug hetero couples who act like single women exist to spice up their sex lives. I haven’t been on OLD since before Covid (and don’t plan to again) but honestly the couples were more predatory than the men.

Painfulmenstruation · 2021-08-16T14:51:48+00:00

This story seems fake to me. I’m sorry but most women don’t have a threesome partner they can call at the drop of a hat.

BxGyrl416 · 2021-08-16T16:08:04+00:00

I saw this. It almost never ends well.

rjweingar · 2021-08-16T21:36:44+00:00

What a scandal honestly

frustratedmarxistfem · 2021-08-17T05:19:15+00:00

Any woman willing and excited to fuck someone's husband is a stage 5 pickme and it should be assumed that she would do anything for a crumb of male validation. Now that validation comes from your husband, congrats!

ArugulaIsAwesome · 2021-08-17T05:33:27+00:00

I’ve been single most of my adult life and was regularly around poly people and BDSM kinksters.

The number of goddamn times that I’ve had a couple assume just because I’m single and a Tom Boy that clearly I’m into them.

Seriously, fuck off!

No I don’t want to go in your hot tub. No I don’t want to come over to play board games. No I’m not interested in having drinks.

I swear the next time someone calls me a unicorn I’m going to scream like a pterodactyl.

wigsnatcher42 · 2021-08-17T04:22:04+00:00

"Best female" 👀

"rose is vaccinated" -___-

This is basically the beginning of Behind Her Eyes lol

PicoPicoMio · 2021-08-17T04:41:32+00:00

LOL SHE PLAYED HERSELF.

Renrenchi · 2021-08-18T08:35:07+00:00

I don't know who is more of a mess here.

Pickme wife - Is willing to prostitute her friend for her husband's sexual gratification, plans that crap 3 months in advance only to tell her husband in the last moment. Disgusting sexual objectification of other women for her scrote - fitting the "criteria", showing her friend's pic in a "sexy nurse outfit" etc.
Pickme friend - Not only a pickme but also a sociopath. Not only gets willingly prostituted for free to her pickme "friend" husband, but goes full crazy and uproots her entire life to move close to the scrote husband and even gets the job at the same company just so she can outpick the pickme friend and become the ultimate pickme.
Scrote hubby - While seemingly "normal" in this craziness, don't forget it's a pickme POV where scrote is "the greatest hubby ever" .....and he still slept with his wife's friend! Also we got to ask ourselves, why did the wife feel the need to gift him a threesome for anniversary if he is so great to her? My guess is she found his active Tinder account(or instagram DMs to another woman, or his posts on some PUA subreddit...you name it) and now wants to desperately save the marriage by being in control of his cheating behavior.

Tragic,

The_Moon_Piece · 2021-08-16T19:06:56+00:00

Lol. “iT,S fiNe’ jUsT cOmMuNiCaTe!!!1 🤡”

miss_peach94 · 2021-08-17T07:32:17+00:00

'she said yes straight away' was the 1st crimson flag

miss_peach94 · 2021-08-17T07:41:05+00:00

My heart sank not only for the shitty situation but also bc my ex cheated on me with a girl named Rose

excusemeILY · 2021-08-17T11:11:42+00:00

Yeahhhh, this sounds fishy. What kind of woman poster refers to another woman as “the best female for the job”?

Sounds like an incel fantasy novel…

Either way, your point still stands. No threesomes, especially not as “gifts”.

lucidlotus · 2021-08-17T14:07:19+00:00

These kinds of stories are painful and embarrassing to read. Lib gems and the media have pushed poly and threesomes so hard. It’s disgusting.

blackmetalbetty · 2021-08-17T14:46:16+00:00

Every sentence of this was 🤡 shoes lmao

MagnfiqueMaleficent · 2021-08-17T02:15:29+00:00

This is male fantasy.

No woman wrote this and no old college roommate said “yup, sure thing!” when propositioned to become a sex toy to a married man. And all the parties are “hot.”

Mhmmm, sure Frank. Shouldn’t you be jacking off alone into an old sock again tonight?

These incels think Reddit is the new Penthouse letters to the editor. 😂

Title	Please stop “gifting” threesomes. Also, your friends aren’t “gifts”.
Author	GabbaG0ul
Upvotes	1779
Comments	165
Date	August 16, 2021 2:45 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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