This is an actual “settlement” proposed by the pro se defendant in a divorce case. Unbelievable.

sassyheather · 2021-07-17T23:23:43+00:00

Minus the use of salt, pepper, garlic and other basic ingredients??? What kind of a pissy toddler wrote that??? Which woman in her right mind would get turned on by her pissy baby-husband 🤢

higrizzy · 2021-07-18T04:28:35+00:00

“i am tired of your controlling behavior. you take advantage of my passive personality.”

proceeds to make a 12 step, itemized rule list

fairywakes · 2021-07-17T23:20:15+00:00

My favorite part:

Once you have shown a strong desire and commitment to act accordingly you will hAvE a ChAnCe to SuggESt changes in MY behaviors.

🤮

gcfemtastic · 2021-07-18T03:20:08+00:00

I'm most disturbed by how men perceive sex. They really don't see women as human beings. To basically say "you will present your vaginal opening to me for my usage or you will suck or otherwise touch my dick every day" reveals how emotionally devoid and disassociated from humanity these men are.

I honestly can't imagine talking to anyone that way. I can't even put myself in a similar state of mind to understand how a person could be OK coercing sex. How do you live with yourself? How do you even find pleasure from a sexual act knowing your partner is not in the mood/not enjoying/engaging out of fear etc etc.

These men are totally broken people.

seraphinelysion · 2021-07-18T00:04:28+00:00

Below is a list of things that will be corrected in order for us to remain married. Nothing is up for negotiation this is a all or nothing agreement.

Oh, ok. BYE then.

Sireyn · 2021-07-18T00:25:21+00:00

HIS PASS~~IVE~~ PERSONALITY

😂😂😂

SpookySparkle7 · 2021-07-18T01:58:14+00:00

"Decisions - any ideas to do anything must have my prior approval"

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I'm dying.

Like literally anything?

Should I wake up now? Should I get dressed? Should I wear this shirt? Should I brush my teeth? Should I take this step? Should I sit down?

frappe21 · 2021-07-17T23:37:28+00:00

“Sex- will be presented daily ——“

Oh, she must allow him to rape her, then.

proudpine · 2021-07-18T00:08:03+00:00

It’s obvious he’s pro se, no attorney would submit that

engineergorl · 2021-07-18T01:35:35+00:00

Abusive piece of ****. This gives me the exact same vibes as the report card guy (he killed his wife, and a crime scene cleaner Instagram posted a pic of the “report card” he so lovingly /s wrote for her). Let him who is without sin cast the first stone SMH.

lilac-hiraeth · 2021-07-18T01:12:27+00:00

Okay; so the specific points, no, but the paragraph gave me PTSD! I read it in my exes voice because it sounds like he wrote it…while punching me in the face…because I’m miserable because he won’t get a job and blows my families money, or take me out, or do anything but play video games. Men need to stop grasping at straws when they are the problem!

Anyway. No. Zero. Zero demands from any man ever again. You want to leave? There’s the fucking door!

MsWriteNow07 · 2021-07-18T00:27:09+00:00

….It’s safe to assume he’s alone now.

WCAttorney · 2021-07-18T01:53:41+00:00

Need to dig out the copy of my ex's demands during divorce. Sadly, this type of BS is very common. Which is why more than 80% of divorces are initiated by women.

moonprincess14 · 2021-07-18T04:07:12+00:00

I am just amazed at how some people think. This man basically wants a shell of a woman to do whatever he wants. If this is the type of “relationship” he wants then get a blow up doll and enjoy your hand🤷🏻‍♀️

Jerryriggedusername · 2021-07-18T04:34:32+00:00

Please tell me he had the audacity to hand this up to a judge during a family law hearing.

LadySwitters · 2021-07-18T02:02:26+00:00

Whats tissue bloating???? Did he mean blotting??

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-07-17T23:34:09+00:00

What the actual fu*k 😳😂🤔

blackflowerx3 · 2021-07-18T02:09:51+00:00

And then he stamped his foot and got his way against his big, mean wife and was rewarded with a bottle of milky and a diaper change /s

KateJ1982 · 2021-07-18T03:35:23+00:00

So glad he has finally spoken up about her controlling behavior and negative spirit. This man clearly is not just incredibly self-aware, but also has a kind, generous, loving heart and his way of speaking is just so attractive. Surely she will be thankful he has laid out these easy steps to a happy, harmonious marriage.

TellCerseeItWasMe · 2021-07-18T01:17:13+00:00

Where did you find this?

FarmerOnly252 · 2021-07-18T03:21:16+00:00

This sounds exactly like my narcissistic ex husband. A ‘man’ that would rant about not being given enough sex, respect, and attention, all while spending $800 a month on pot and cigarettes as he went from job to job, as he was ‘magically’ fired from each one. Of course none of this was ever his fault 🙄🤣

Golden_Lavender · 2021-07-18T15:29:19+00:00

So what was the end result. Did the wife in question divorce him?

ussr_ftw · 2021-07-18T04:55:38+00:00

I think if the wife murdered him, all she would have to show the jury is this note and then they would pay her for doing a public service.

MsXxSelfDestructxX · 2021-07-18T01:35:11+00:00

WTF did I just read? pls tell me this is fan fiction... a really bad fan fic

dancedancedance7 · 2021-07-18T07:28:15+00:00

😵 that was quite potentially the most terrifying thing I've read all week

Yosoybonitarita · 2021-07-18T08:36:00+00:00

So does he want bland ass food? 🙄😩

notstrongenoughyet0 · 2021-07-18T08:54:13+00:00

This is so abusive. I want to throw up

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-07-18T01:56:20+00:00

Who or what is the line towards the end about? A woman? A dog? Someone or something that the wife doesn’t like being around?

december14th2015 · 2021-07-18T04:31:04+00:00

I hope this signed document helped to stack the divorce settlement HEAVILY in her favor.

akashyaboa · 2021-07-18T09:31:07+00:00

Omg, can't even adjust the text on his "official document" and thinks he can tell someone else how to live their life. Girl, run

thatjimmylove · 2021-07-18T00:22:14+00:00

there is no way this is not satire ..... what a child

adrianna2019 · 2021-07-18T03:50:54+00:00

Sounds just like an ex of mine. Eww.

BasketLow8411 · 2021-07-18T02:57:17+00:00

What in the fresh misogynistic hell is this???

Motrinman22 · 2021-07-18T03:11:10+00:00

Don’t save that marriage. Everything in the letter is bullshit except the part about “living in a cancerous union” which this relationship clearly is, he just doesn’t understand that he’s the tumor.

Emergency-Feed8216 · 2021-07-18T06:52:17+00:00

The mind of a stage four alcoholic/porn zombie in print. Ew.

Protoetype · 2021-07-18T15:27:37+00:00

Ahhahahahahah Wow.

He has a court document demanding to rape.

sleepysiri · 2021-07-18T17:33:28+00:00

What lawyer helped him draft this and how did they have the gall to continue typing beyond the sex demand. That is embarrassing. This man is basically asking for a sex doll with no thoughts, opinions or objectives in life except kissing his ass.

parieta1 · 2021-07-18T17:46:41+00:00

This is giving MAJOR Handmaid's Tale Vibes. I'm nauseous just from reading it.

vbych76 · 2021-07-18T02:55:43+00:00

The way I see it, he and his friends gathered in the garage to discuss what he should put in that thing. So,do we have a slave situation, because it sure gives those vibes? He obviously thinks that a family is a free labor plus sex. Or a robot that you switch on and off when you want to. The soap? Wtf!?

pepperfog · 2021-07-18T02:59:11+00:00

Fuck that. Divorce away.

Reception_Queasy · 2021-07-18T03:08:52+00:00

I wanted to assume this was some kind of a troll intially and would have before FDS. Such men exist. The worst part is that they get married and have kids.

CAgirl17 · 2021-07-18T00:53:59+00:00

Omfg. Please tell me that this was shot down immediately?!

spooningwithanger · 2021-07-18T10:32:14+00:00

That first demand reminds me of the South Park NASCAR episode where the owner of the FDS car berates his wife about keeping her vulva clean. It’s hilarious.

mynameisrominka · 2021-07-18T15:42:44+00:00

Wtf did I just read I hope it's a joke

MountainJess · 2021-07-18T08:31:22+00:00

This literally made my blood run cold, I don't see this as anything hilarious to laugh at. This man is abusive plain and simple. She can only have her dad over when her husband is there to supervise? She has to provide sex and isn't allowed to refuse? NO MENTIONING OF OTHER PEOPLES OPINIONS? Like what the fuck This is completely heartbreaking, I hope this man is in jail and she is safe and in therapy.

harlesraye · 2021-07-18T05:07:22+00:00

This sounds like an ex of mine. He acted as if my existence was an inconvenience and regularly suggested (made ludicrous critiques) all the stuff I would have to do to make him happy, which would then lead to him doing things I wanted. Um no sir. Wanted regular handjobs, because his porn addiction made his dick stop working. Hello lifetime of ordering bluechew 😆 miss me with the nonsense. Packed up and left. Not gonna make me change when I'm a good person. Change yourself.

feelgoodlost_ · 2021-07-18T17:20:36+00:00

The crazy part is he probably future faked and then busted out with this. Can just picture the scrote’s chunky finger wearing a rubber wedding wing (his only signal to the world that he’s married, when in reality he serially cheats) and chuckling to himself and how clever he is and how this is fair and take it or leave it. 🎻

They refuse to settle but do the most to trap you. It’s all so absurdly ridiculous. Who wants to be an indentured servant to a useless scrote? The only beef is with his reality.

gcthwy · 2021-07-18T02:06:51+00:00

The last line “beef” made me laugh at the wording. What is wrong with this guy?

riseaboveagain · 2021-07-18T07:57:01+00:00

Looks like this buffoon has been reading the Red Pill bible and hoping to flex his brand new imaginary alpha male muscle. What a laugh!

ferretcat · 2021-07-18T16:27:31+00:00

The second to last, what's the point if you're just gonna cheat anyway? Wondering what he has to offer to be treated like royalty

BananaSlugGhost · 2021-07-18T17:41:43+00:00

She’s gonna get such a good deal because of this

BooksandEarlGreyTea · 2021-07-18T20:25:11+00:00

Not going to lie, the first half had me, the mention of passive personality made me think it was woman trying to save her marriage. The I read the first sentence under sex and went straight to divorce, do not pass go and yeet this scrote into the sun during the divorce.

MissMisfits · 2021-07-18T03:20:36+00:00

What the ACTUAL FUCK

sweetcreamycream · 2021-07-18T03:30:48+00:00

Holy shit.

foxorhedgehog · 2021-07-18T18:32:23+00:00

I’d love to see the judges reaction to being handed this.

happy4thbirthday · 2021-07-17T23:44:32+00:00

Absolute scrote. I bet he looks like a bloated frog at 37 too.

AnniaT · 2021-07-18T19:00:50+00:00

Who is he asking to stop mistreating or don't get rid off?

ThatGirl60 · 2021-07-18T19:31:01+00:00

I hope she got every penny

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-07-18T20:00:04+00:00

There's only one answer to this: NO

ama-nash · 2021-07-18T23:42:11+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OK, I’m done..HAHAHAHAHA the AUDACITY!!!

HazyOdell · 2021-07-18T11:49:38+00:00

I love how outs himself about knowing nothing about the vagina; let's put soap in her vagina to give her yeast and UTI infections 🙄

Valeria_Venn · 2021-07-18T12:38:07+00:00

I hope that they divorce and never one.back together. He is not fit for marriagehood and deserves to live single with his rotten moldy mindset.

YeetMyProblems · 2021-07-18T08:35:49+00:00

Omg did she fucking sign it??? No man in this planet is worth this wtf...AND he seems like such an idiot. How could anyone want to stay married to that?

HoneyBouquet · 2021-07-19T14:24:25+00:00

It's like a contract for a slave 🤢🤢🤢🤢

Title	This is an actual “settlement” proposed by the pro se defendant in a divorce case. Unbelievable.
Author	fairywakes
Upvotes	1052
Comments	167
Date	July 17, 2021 11:18 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
Original Link	https://old.reddit.com/r/FemaleDatingStrategy/comments/omez9e/this_is_an_actual_settlement_proposed_by_the_pro/
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