Living large and proud to show the world his mad skills as a home decorator

miwamus · 2021-08-20T19:25:05+00:00

I'm happy for her.

OrangeyPanda · 2021-08-20T18:55:54+00:00

How long you gonna use your ex-wife's decorative couch pillow you stole on your way out as a pillow?

plaidtaco · 2021-08-20T19:47:31+00:00

I can smell this picture.

blue_avocado · 2021-08-20T19:03:21+00:00

So…did she get the bed sheets in the divorce? Or does he only get them on weekends?

sadgirlji · 2021-08-20T17:39:48+00:00

Um...where’s the sheet for the mattress?

ShieldMaidenLagertha · 2021-08-20T18:39:32+00:00

Everything in this photo is deflated and flaccid.

Wild_Artio · 2021-08-20T21:24:35+00:00

Perfect to invite a 17 yr old girl who doesn’t expect much over.

An adult woman… would be revolted.

Nagging wife? Or unhappy bc you’re like a 12 yr old boy in a mans body?

RecordingImportant94 · 2021-08-20T18:30:40+00:00

He says it’s “finally” cosy, like this took more than 20 minutes of moving stuff into the room from a van. Probably spent longer setting up the fish tank than arranging the furniture. The stereotypical scrote “bed” is just 🤮

Pornruinedsociety · 2021-08-20T18:28:14+00:00

There's no bottom sheet on the mattress or duvet cover on the duvet, I'd hate to see them under a UV lamp!

ZumaQueen · 2021-08-20T17:33:08+00:00

I do not understand how a man could be satisfied with living under these conditions, and be even proud of it. How can standards be so low? Do men even have any idea of what does and doesn’t look acceptable / nice / cozy? I bet he’d expect a woman to happily have sex with him on that … bed(?) on the first date, too.

entpgirl415 · 2021-08-20T18:31:17+00:00

He’s showing off the fact that he can easily charge his phone while in bed at the same time comfortably, any way he lays in bed ladies!!! 🤣🤣

Thestral-glow6 · 2021-08-20T17:53:11+00:00

This scrote can spend a small fortune on his aquarium, but can’t even put clean sheets on his mattress 🥲😣

Joohoneybee_002 · 2021-08-20T19:12:44+00:00

This is a self-roast.

relationship_reddit · 2021-08-20T18:00:56+00:00

Yeah, thank god that evil witch isn't around anymore to make him purchase a bed frame or wash his ass.

driftylandmissy · 2021-08-20T22:08:25+00:00

I want to see the nagging wife’s place now, I bet it’s gorgeous

AbbyDean1985 · 2021-08-20T20:59:13+00:00

What a sad little shit hole.

tiavarga · 2021-08-20T19:46:49+00:00

It’s a decent bedroom…for a 15 year old boy.

Why is it so hard for so many men to adult properly?

veruscka · 2021-08-20T22:19:10+00:00

A great place to curl up and die

Hippofuzz · 2021-08-20T18:41:10+00:00

Couldn’t even put a bed sheet on??? At least now he is disrespecting himself instead of her.

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-08-20T17:31:59+00:00

Ok, Kirk Van Houten.

thirdtoebean · 2021-08-20T19:22:49+00:00

I can smell this room through my screen.

Far_from_deceived · 2021-08-20T17:41:14+00:00

A typical scrote bedroom. No sheets, mattress on the floor, no closet.

ferociouslycurious · 2021-08-20T20:44:36+00:00

They’d rather live like this than contribute to a house. #winning /s

aquietsword · 2021-08-20T18:19:43+00:00

Omg king, what a natural eye for interior decorating. Exactly what I see in my head when I think "cozy" 🤪

2tired2function2day · 2021-08-20T17:33:03+00:00

No mattress cover 😷

Basem3nt · 2021-08-20T19:03:57+00:00

Why do guys never buy bedframes?? IKEA aint that expensive 😅

electroloop · 2021-08-20T17:39:15+00:00

Are those cubicle panels?

Also love the weights at the end of his bed, like getting in shape is his only chance at ever getting laid.

YesPleaseMadam · 2021-08-20T20:29:18+00:00

why they never have beds

HumanAdhesiveness360 · 2021-08-20T17:54:38+00:00

Thankfully it was received about the same way, albeit, a bit more PC. How embarrassing

Papaverinum · 2021-08-20T20:29:07+00:00

I feel an overwhelming need to evacuate that fish tank from this hell!

djfrankenjuice · 2021-08-20T18:23:08+00:00

The number of times I’ve bought bedding for male friends and LV-exes is so ridiculous. Bedding is a basic necessity and it’s like $30 for a whole cheap set. WTF

Edit: to be fair to my one male friend he had immigrated to a new country and was renting living room space so the $30 might have been a budget stretch. He’s done extremely well for himself since then.

Big-Respond8481 · 2021-08-20T17:36:28+00:00

He bought an aquarium before he bought a bed.

Seraphinx · 2021-08-20T17:43:08+00:00

I'm so baffled like, that appears to be the bed frame against the wall? Does he think it's cool to have the mattress on the floor?

Is that what his wife was 'nagging' him about?

Butters_6 · 2021-08-20T17:44:07+00:00

This hurts my eyes

Inside_Inside_8610 · 2021-08-20T22:57:54+00:00

That place has a really depressing feel to it. Would make a pussy go dry at first view.

proudpine · 2021-08-21T00:19:30+00:00

this guy fucks

RussianAsshole · 2021-08-21T00:30:13+00:00

This guy seems like he is renting a room from a married couple at 40 and calling it success. He’s gonna shit his pants once he realizes that he has to do his own dishes.

PinkBlair99 · 2021-08-20T17:50:20+00:00

…and he’s showing it off

nostradamusapologist · 2021-08-20T20:13:26+00:00

At one point one of the top posts on r/ m g t o w was a similar "i love my life now that I don't have a wife!" and a photo of their new place. And it was a ground floor studio, I assume, because the bed was in the same room as the front door. Three things in this room: a bed with trash on it, a big-screen tv and a motorcycle he'd wheeled into the room. No lamps, so you can assume this guy spends a lot of time in the dark except for the glow of the tv. Could not be more obviously the living situation of someone who would commit suicide, presumably by running the motorcycle indoors.

fogplum · 2021-08-20T21:44:41+00:00

Mattress on the floor, no bed sheet???, no duvet cover...if you're hard up for cash, you can get a twin bed frame from ikea for $60 and a sheet set for $6. I do not get it.

Jerryriggedusername · 2021-08-20T22:53:17+00:00

Ew.

Did he use the bottom mattress thing as a window blocker?

Then his mattress is like basically on the floor without sheets.

There’s a single ancient mite filled flat pillow with a dirty ill placed pillow case?

An uncovered duvet that probably feels and smells greasy.

I also think I see a computer chair there on the left so he probably has this massive sweet battle station setup next to that horror that may be called a “bed” to those with low value.

Also I hate electrical plugs near the head when sleeping. Not sure why but it skeeves me.

Hedy__Lamarr · 2021-08-21T01:41:23+00:00

This is barely a step above a US prison cell. In fact, European prison cells are both cleaner and better decorated than this room.

top_of_the_stairs · 2021-08-20T17:33:07+00:00

What the fuck is that.

NotMyRealName814 · 2021-08-21T04:54:49+00:00

His "nagging wife" is so lucky to have this worthless motherfucker out of her life.

yog_yog · 2021-08-20T18:09:23+00:00

Home sweet home 😂

soundslikeautumn · 2021-08-21T02:19:23+00:00

That single, flat as fuck, sad ass pillow that all scrotes have! 🤣

Merryprankstress · 2021-08-20T18:13:31+00:00

Oh no, I have the same lamp as this dude :(

Renrenchi · 2021-08-20T23:47:05+00:00

I don't get it, is it so hard to buy a bed frame from Ikea? Put sheets on? Maybe my aunt was onto something when she said our country should bring back military conscription for men (20 years ago it was still mandatory) because back then men were at least forced to learn how to put sheets on and properly make bed.

mystic_lotus · 2021-08-21T02:49:21+00:00

Omg homeless core but with a home ♥️

Junior-Lion7893 · 2021-08-20T21:45:52+00:00

Let’s be real here for a second, he’s living with his mother. This is his old room that his mother converted into her craft room thinking that he won’t come back. The reason why he’s not sprucing up the place is because his mother doesn’t want him back and he’s probably thinking that this is temporary so he doesn’t need to invest in quality furniture. 😂

The next girl that he’s going to trick is going to be younger and much more naive than his ex. He’ll find a way to trap and manipulate her into codependency. However, she’s not going to be as accomplished or amount up to anything in the long run, because if she did, she wouldn’t be with this loser. She would make a run for it.

Let’s also explore the other option where she dumps him. What will become of him you might ask? It’s that he’ll live out his life as the ultimate LVM. He’ll have meaningless relationships and hookups with women who are not anything like his ex, all while thinking of that he was with her. Probably live in a trailer and tell everyone he prefers the nomadic lifestyle . 😂

thediverswife · 2021-08-20T19:45:40+00:00

Good Lord

Big-Paleontologist13 · 2021-08-21T05:03:14+00:00

dumbbells at the end of baseless bed - iM woRkiNG oN mYSElf !

lisasimpsonfan · 2021-08-20T23:34:12+00:00

I can smell his one mildew bath towel that he never washes.

twerk4kills244 · 2021-08-21T00:44:18+00:00

Men are so proud of this. Its okay, I hope this shows women to stay FAR away🤮

coolstorybroseph420 · 2021-08-20T17:47:29+00:00

eru378 · 2021-08-21T07:47:27+00:00

This reminds me of that Simpsons episode where Milhouse's dad gets a divorce.

Kirk: "I sleep in a racing car! Do you?"

Homer: "I sleep in a big bed with my wife."

Kirk: "Oh... yeah..."

sikulet · 2021-08-21T09:00:55+00:00

This is a really sad picture to post. It screams help! I need my wife to adult.

queenofswordsxxx · 2021-08-21T04:43:59+00:00

RIP to the poor little fishies with the useless dad that forgot to feed them for a month

UnforgettableBevy · 2021-08-21T03:27:34+00:00

Wow, what a lovely place to colonize MRSA...

adultpioneer · 2021-08-21T04:31:43+00:00

Does he think that he really “did something there” with the box spring?

BxGyrl416 · 2021-08-21T04:39:48+00:00

DormLife

xxritualhowelsxx · 2021-08-21T05:16:55+00:00

This has to be a joke 😐

daisy_0720 · 2021-08-21T06:15:34+00:00

The fact that he posted this without a trace of irony...

hdost34 · 2021-08-21T00:50:20+00:00

Sexy…

hdost34 · 2021-08-21T00:52:38+00:00

It’s actually a couple of pallets with a comforter over it. Home sweet home!

Thesseli · 2021-08-21T01:24:27+00:00

lol, that's basically this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Tp9HfY_EMw
"I sleep in a racing car...do YOU?"

Throwradfem · 2021-08-21T03:36:48+00:00

Mattress on the floor = ewwwwwwwww

fak_beauty_standards · 2021-08-21T13:52:45+00:00

Bless that fish in the aquarium, may it survive on cheetos.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-08-21T21:34:43+00:00

Looks like a middle-schoolers room with their biology project in a corner, sea monkeys by lamp and dirty mattress on the floor with polyester sheets- only one set, washed every 6 months in the same water he uses for baths. . 💀

Yellowsunflowerlover · 2021-08-21T01:10:14+00:00

There’s no mattress protector 😳

xScarWintersx · 2021-08-21T06:19:17+00:00

Is that the bed frame against the wall??? If you have a functioning bed frame why wouldn't you use it? Instead he decided to put his mattress on the bare floor? 🤦🏽‍♀️

honestlyidkfr · 2021-08-21T17:52:20+00:00

the cup sitting next to the bed on the floor… because reaching up to put it on the dresser is too much effort from his frame-less mattress sitting on the floor… omg

eta: it looks like a highball glass too so is this dude just getting drunk on his floor-slab??

EffectiveHoneydew422 · 2021-08-21T16:30:33+00:00

What the fuck is it with single bachelors and fish tanks?

Title	Living large and proud to show the world his mad skills as a home decorator
Author	HumanAdhesiveness360
Upvotes	1266
Comments	157
Date	August 20, 2021 5:27 PM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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this guy fucks

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