Another red flag from Chris Pratt’s caption

ForestDwellingSkunk · 2021-11-03T19:18:35+00:00

It’s literally just a list negging her about her hair and indigestion and listing the most low-skill/degrading tasks she performs for him. This is such trash it’s giving ME indigestion.

samedinuitmort · 2021-11-03T19:34:04+00:00

Somebody’s trying really hard to be Ryan Reynolds 🙄 (With the wife-roasting and such)

Carneliancat · 2021-11-03T19:39:31+00:00

She should be serving those toenails back to him in his dinner. I certainly would if I had a husband this arrogant and entitled.

fingerlimepie · 2021-11-03T20:02:56+00:00

It's all about what she does for him. Nothing about sharing life together, special moments or achievements or anything that isn't 'how you affect me'.

Sure stuff like "you're my best friend and waking up next to you is my favourite part of the day" can be corny but at least there's emotion there!!

BBQCoolRanchQueen · 2021-11-03T19:19:45+00:00

Wow. Negging about her eating and that last little line about 2-3 years. She's a placeholder.

bookworm1896 · 2021-11-03T19:24:31+00:00

Please, please, please tell me that the part about clipping his toenails is a joke?! That's so disgusting and humiliating!

I did not know that he was such an arrogant, condescending partner. How can she stay with him when he posts stuff like this?!

Edit: and he always choses to post pictures which are not flattering for her

Technical_Moth248 · 2021-11-03T19:37:23+00:00

Outside of the shitty “joke” caption, what is the deal with men posting unflattering photos of their partner for special days? I’ve seen other celebrities do it (Ryan Reynolds with Blake Lively comes to mind) but I also know several men in my real life that do it almost every time. I have a relative who has literally cried out of embarrassment and he continues!! It just feels so unnecessary because it’s never a goofy photo of both, it’s just the woman that looks bad. We’re judged so harshly over our appearance anyway, I can’t imagine my late husband ever using our anniversary as a way to pick at and basically make fun of me in front of thousands.

arnezuara · 2021-11-03T19:28:21+00:00

Good god. Him and Ryan Reynolds are the epitome of LVM who think they’re funny.

RainbowChardonnay · 2021-11-03T19:15:49+00:00

She clips his toenails?! 🤢

PrivyPal · 2021-11-03T19:41:37+00:00

Notice how he starts with the humiliation and then only says he loves her for 2-3 more years?

Toxic, abusive relationship to me. Screams like he's treating her like a maid, he'll end his 'contract' with in 2-3y. God.

Unlikely-Raspberry75 · 2021-11-03T19:22:42+00:00

You’re kidding me!!! “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of.” And that’s judging him based off of the holy book he claims to follow!

Chauvinist pig. This is so embarrassing. And sad.

MorthaP · 2021-11-03T22:33:31+00:00

so what he has to say about her is

a service she provides to him
some weird random story
being attractive
another service she provides to him
a service she provides to him... again
off the cuff remark to embarass her
being attractive, again

how romantic

honeybadgerattitude · 2021-11-03T19:36:49+00:00

Ah! How sweet! All the reasons he “loves” her are the things she does for him and nothing individual to her. I used to really like him but then he abandoned Anna Faris and their twins because muh peenus. Then he publicly supported a homophobic church and it just got worse and worse.

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-11-03T23:24:28+00:00

He really hates her, doesn't he?

__kamikaze__ · 2021-11-03T19:19:58+00:00

Wowww I thought this was a joke where someone erased the original caption 😕

Mcccy · 2021-11-03T20:28:55+00:00

Imagine the absolute meltdown internet would have if a woman celebrity posted this about her partner ☠️

GlitteryMoss · 2021-11-03T19:20:42+00:00

Clipping my toenails, ewwwww.

All he celebrates is all she does for him. This is really sad.

I_know_right_AS_IF · 2021-11-03T20:45:11+00:00

Thanks, I hate it 😩

lolmemberberries · 2021-11-04T01:31:23+00:00

He writes about her like he hates her, which he probably does. I hope she leaves him.

Serious_Papaya8615 · 2021-11-03T19:47:17+00:00

This is repulsive

Maingurl · 2021-11-03T22:58:22+00:00

They'll eventually divorce. I'm calling it now.

PicoPicoMio · 2021-11-03T20:37:52+00:00

OMG WHY DOES HE THINK NEGGING IS PEAK COMEDY? I would be livid. Katherine, girl…

orangechickengeneral · 2021-11-03T21:54:37+00:00

He clearly knows he is trash and that he is not good enough for her, so to make himself feel better about it, he tries to paint her in a bad light and to "take her down a notch".
We see right through it. We see the negging and the mysoginy, the hostility and the passive aggression disguised as a cutesy, playful, "funny" remark. I hope one day Katherine wakes up and realizes it as well. She deserves so much better.

devilooo · 2021-11-03T20:35:44+00:00

Is this really his official account? Is this really his personality?

It’s disgusting!!! And he is so willingly sharing it with everyone.

warinmymind94 · 2021-11-03T22:11:17+00:00

I can't believe this is real. First off he posts a photo of her like this where her hair is crazy /messy. He did it on purpose. He wants to make her look bad. The caption speaks for itself, he is telling on himself. He uses her for his benefit and will leave her through cheating in the next 2 or 3 years years max.

Junior-Lion7893 · 2021-11-03T21:58:16+00:00

Why would he say these things? It’s not nice.

Juunbuug · 2021-11-03T22:04:37+00:00

Is he joking??? Was this meant to be funny? Was this supposed to make him a better, bigger person? But this is NOT funny, makes him look shitty, and self centered. This is SO not funny. I always thought he was half a decent man when I watched Parks & Rec. But apparently I am wrong. Poor Katherine Schwarzengger. Her parents and even herself are ok with these chauvinistic jokes??

(And yes in this photo he does look like a bigger (read: chubbier) person.)

the_moocher80 · 2021-11-03T20:45:13+00:00

I’d be livid if this was the best tribute my SO could think of.

saxxha · 2021-11-03T20:09:27+00:00

This man is so pathetic, my gosh.

gummmybean · 2021-11-04T02:06:43+00:00

On another post he says that she does everything for him and in exchange he opens jars for her...

SansaDeservedBetter · 2021-11-04T04:06:01+00:00

He’s a cheater and an animal abuser. I feel a little bad she has an asshole dad and an asshole husband.

My conspiracy is that he married a Kennedy for fame and connections. He was in the MCU before he met her but now he’s getting all these huge, coveted roles that he’s not for for after they got married….

spiderunderweb · 2021-11-03T21:59:26+00:00

Thanks for changing everything for me 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

say10s-exwife · 2021-11-03T23:20:37+00:00

This poor, poor woman.

MamaGia · 2021-11-03T20:46:50+00:00

Wow. What a catch!

mercybenelli · 2021-11-03T21:37:55+00:00

Clipping his toenails? 🤢

scorchedsouI · 2021-11-04T06:33:31+00:00

Is having shit humour a biological male trait or something?

butteryrum · 2021-11-04T07:37:10+00:00

The truth is it sounds like he's sick of her. Wow. What a disgustingly low way to talk about your wife and partner. Really gross.

haggis_rising · 2021-11-03T23:24:25+00:00

You can feel the hostility simmering through his words. He wants to "put her in her place" just for existing.

thewetdog_ · 2021-11-03T23:24:55+00:00

Is this clown trying to be like Ryan Reynolds? What a delusional clown. They don’t even have a quarter of the clout.

BlueSkiesOverLondon · 2021-11-04T04:14:37+00:00

“I love you to the moon and back! For 2 more years, maybe 3.” WTF??? 😂

AshlandSouth · 2021-11-04T00:15:59+00:00

Piece of shit

_tinyimp · 2021-11-04T01:54:59+00:00

His most recent post is even worse if that’s possible

iaintgonnacallyou · 2021-11-04T04:20:19+00:00

CLIPPING HIS TOENAILS?! I’d rather shoot myself in the face than ever touch a man’s foot.

YeetMyProblems · 2021-11-03T22:28:38+00:00

She clips his fucking WHAT?? 🤮

Vaahla · 2021-11-04T00:28:03+00:00

I’d seriously cry if someone I love wrote that about me, it’s so mean!

HottPinkSlug · 2021-11-04T14:01:32+00:00

Remember when this crybaby bitch had a meltdown because an online poll voted him the 'Worst Chris' and his wife and all his other little Marvel manbaby friends had to come out and defend him.

I'd love to see his reaction if his wife posted an unflattering picture of him with a paragraph of negging bullshit underneath it for jokes. What a prize.

Healingirl · 2021-11-03T22:05:33+00:00

Surely it has to be a joke...

KindredMaximus · 2021-11-03T22:54:02+00:00

Oh, hell no - the thought of clipping my ex's gnarly toenails makes me physically retch. Blurggggg. It used to sicken me when he'd clip them and leave the clippings all over the carpet - gross.

clithoodwink · 2021-11-04T01:25:06+00:00

Reading this made me extremely uncomfortable

radfem_babe · 2021-11-04T12:30:10+00:00

He is the worst Chris in Hollywood.

Also why is she biting him?

calicocoolness · 2021-11-04T04:09:37+00:00

Oh my god I can’t get the horrified expression off my face

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-11-03T23:52:24+00:00

TellCerseeItWasMe · 2021-11-04T00:09:20+00:00

Eww gross

thelightsource12 · 2021-11-04T10:39:15+00:00

Oh god no this is even worse than the previous one

thewetdog_ · 2021-11-04T12:14:10+00:00

Clipping toenails? My dad wiped my moms ass for a month after she fractured both her wrists in a biking accident. Yet to this day my mom makes him go to the backyard to clip his toenails because she can’t stand the sound or the sight of them flying everywhere.

Edit: I asked my mom it was for a week after her accident but principle stands!

xfelugirlx · 2021-11-04T12:22:25+00:00

“Changing everything for me” giirl, leave him wtfff

philogyny · 2021-11-04T17:44:51+00:00

I’m sorry, he shared photos of his wife clipping his toenails? Just when you thought this guy couldn’t get any worse. Jesus wept

thicctoria · 2021-11-04T18:31:54+00:00

If someone posted something like this about me for millions to see I would be absolutely mortified. And the whole “I love you for what you do FOR ME, also here’s an embarrassing roast for the whole world to see”.

NotMyRealName814 · 2021-11-04T18:41:08+00:00

What a fucking jackass!

thisissomeshitman · 2021-11-04T00:44:14+00:00

As someone who LOVES to do my HVGF nails and toes, i think i would die if she posted a photo of me being so… submissive. In my day to day career i’m seen as a very assertive person, and while it’s clear i would move the moon and stars for her, i don’t need people to see that intimate moment. Also, chris pratt in general can fuck off.

yfunk3 · 2021-11-04T03:53:51+00:00

I hope her father wakes her the fuck up and then kicks the shit out of him.

nothingt0say · 2021-11-04T05:28:44+00:00

He sucks

Specific-Composer300 · 2021-11-04T07:58:11+00:00

This looks like a spoof one of you wrote

pepperfog · 2021-11-04T11:44:16+00:00

Wow. I really don't like him.

Sweet-yet-not · 2021-11-04T13:08:47+00:00

Was never a big fan of him. Specially after he got extra famous and cheated on Anna Feris.

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-11-04T13:34:35+00:00

Clipping his toenails?

It's like he's negging her.

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-11-04T22:59:07+00:00

Ummmmm…..

and I really thought that this was a good guy. If a man embarrassed me like that on social media I would immediately leave him

shockingupdate · 2021-11-04T15:18:56+00:00

I’m sure this is supposed to be funny but is there, like, a reason he can’t clip his own toenails…?

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-11-04T23:02:12+00:00

Apparently he recently said that he thanks his current wife for giving him a child that isn’t as sick as his child from a previous marriage. Wtf he first jokes about his marriage ending and now he compares his wives and kids? 🤢https://www.google.com/amp/s/pagesix.com/2021/11/04/chris-pratt-slammed-for-praising-healthy-daughter-after-sons-disabilities/amp/

thewetdog_ · 2021-11-04T18:22:42+00:00

She’s a cute girl from a good family, she was young, she had money, connections, she could have found a great age appropriate baggage free educated nice guy, instead she chose this washed up chump, who isn’t even funny? Honestly with her background and not being hideous, she could have had her pick of ambitious accomplished guys. But nooooooo

This pisses me off so much 😮‍💨😮‍💨😩😩

Datonecatladyukno · 2021-11-05T10:58:55+00:00

This woman has to be highly medicated, she is delirious in every picture. Jfc he is disgusting

seekingcodingjedi · 2021-11-05T12:52:55+00:00

Also posting a picture where she looks really unattractive - it's just such an LVM thing.

ashcantcatchabreak · 2021-11-05T13:48:45+00:00

“At least 2 to 3 more years”

After what he did dropping his first wife Anna Ferris (who is awesome) I find this joke extremely cruel…Chris Pratt is an asshole

Noemie_Mathilde · 2021-11-05T09:23:23+00:00

I mean, it reads like he thinks he's being hilarious, but, dude, if you're not into gushy social media posts just don't.

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Title	Another red flag from Chris Pratt’s caption
Author	notallowed2havepizza
Upvotes	932
Comments	173
Date	November 3, 2021 7:12 PM UTC (4 years ago)
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