I literally can’t stop laughing. Scrote pressures wife into “open marriage” doesn’t go the way he thought it would...

coolestgirlyoueverme · 2020-04-18T19:59:54+00:00

"potential hookups turned out to be more in my mind that reality"

More of these lvm need to realize this cold hard truth...

_ROBERTO_IS_CRAZY · 2020-04-18T21:14:32+00:00

Men SEVERELY overestimate how desirable they are, how many options they think they have, and they underestimate what women have going on in their life. Reality is a MOTHERFUCKER for these men. Online dating has shown, over and over and over again the OVERWHELMING amount of men online and the scarcity of women.

This is the CORRECT way to do an "open relationship". Many times, a man ONLY wants the relationship to be open to HIM, and doesn't want his GF or wife dating anyone else.

Serves him right for pressuring her into something she didn't want in the first place, and then getting EXACTLY what he asked for. Damn, this is such schadenfreude fuel, I LOVE IT.

CSardothien_1 · 2020-04-18T19:50:56+00:00

Men realizing that they are disposable is my fetish

sadlibrarian · 2020-04-18T19:31:40+00:00

I LOVE when this happens. Oh how the tables turn...

Also 'haven't found anything that excites me' = I've got no matches

LadyGrimes · 2020-04-18T20:08:55+00:00

"I'm deeply in love with my wife but I need to see other women"

No you are fucking not in love. In fact you don't know what the fuck love is you jackass!

Winesday_addams · 2020-04-18T21:24:15+00:00

At least he's nicer than the guy who tried to open his relationship and complained about women leading him on, and was shocked his "fat" girlfriend got any action. This guy knows his wife is beautiful, and at least admits that the potential hookups he thought he had were all in his mind.

Sad I'm praising him. The bar is so low.

Ink3dmama · 2020-04-18T20:01:08+00:00

This reminds me of a news story I read about a husband and wife who brought their neighbor into a “throuple.” He had a kid with one of them (I think the girlfriend but I’m not sure). At any rate at one point the ladies decided they didn’t want him around anymore, lol. It made the news because he took them to court trying to say that the non biological mother shouldn’t have any rights to the mutual child. The judge told him that they had the kid as a “throuple” and it had been raised with all three as parents, so too fucking bad for him.

virginiadancer · 2020-04-18T20:23:18+00:00

I used to be 100% against open relationships. But every single time someone I know gets pressured into one by her LVM, it ends up being a great experience for her. Now I'm reconsidering my position and thinking open relationships could actually free alot of women stuck in bad relationships. Also, its further proof we can have our cake and eat it too while men can't even get a match.

lilitha134 · 2020-04-18T21:48:05+00:00

I am almost starting to wonder if women aren't brainwashed to cling onto one man just because if we had multiple guys at once, we'd realise none of them are so special and worth all the shit we put up with. And we can have all of them at our feet. Just a thought tho.

ThatOneCuteNerdyGirl · 2020-04-18T21:16:40+00:00

Waiiit, you mean there aren’t dozens of HOT, YOUNG SINGLES IN MY AREA just waiting to throw their pussy at my mediocre ass? 😂😂😂

greenappletw · 2020-04-18T21:44:22+00:00

Lmaoo typical

I always say that a lot of women's insecurities in relationships are completely in their head, put there by men

I bet you the reason she was working out so much was bc the husband made her feel inadequate compared to other women. And he himself probably bought the red pill lie that women lose value and men gain value as we all age. So he was hoping to decimate her self confidence even more with an open relationship.

Plus "no one excites me" means no one at all is into him, let alone the young hot college aged women he was promised.

Sad. The wife should relearn her value and find a better husband.

pureloveispure · 2020-04-18T19:53:38+00:00

“ I am hating this and how much happiness it is bringing her”...... says it all doesn’t it. It was always supposed to be about his happiness, now that he’s failed to achieve it, he’s a bitter crybaby.

Ms_Tilly · 2020-04-18T19:39:41+00:00

My favorite posts😂

dzgata · 2020-04-18T20:03:41+00:00

Nothing is more cathartic than when women give men a taste of their own medicine. This is delicious, I love it.

Bnelly2020 · 2020-04-18T21:18:47+00:00

Not surprised monogamy was created for low value men anyways lol

even_thriller · 2020-04-18T21:49:24+00:00

I swear we see thisi all the time. Man wants open marriage, wife/gf allows it, wife/gf gets all the attention and the man gets nothing, gets jealous and wants it closed again.

UpbeatIncubator · 2020-04-18T19:42:05+00:00

I can hear his ego screaming from here.

TheOGJammies · 2020-04-18T19:46:40+00:00

Tale as old as tiiiiiiiime...🎵🥰

descending_angel · 2020-04-18T22:53:11+00:00

"Deeply in love with my wife" and "need to see other women" don't go together. They should divorce so she can live her happy single life or find one with someone who doesn't feel like they "need" alternatives.

Adawritesrules · 2020-04-19T02:50:59+00:00

Porn makes men delusional believing all women are hot for them, especially the younger women. When in reality no one is hot for them, even their wife only finds them attractive because they Are emotionally bonded. When they break that bond with porn, open relationships etc their wife no longer finds them attractive either. Too many women are too good for the partner they are with. Women take better care of themselves and age so much better than men, and too many are trapped with men much older than us when in reality we should be with men a few years younger - specifically because we age better and live longer anyway.

MuttonDressedAsGoose · 2020-04-18T20:30:53+00:00

https://thehardtimes.net/blog/help-my-wife-and-i-started-an-open-relationship-and-it-turns-out-shes-significantly-more-attractive-than-i-am/

MissVvvvv · 2020-04-18T20:43:40+00:00

Bahahahahaha!!! Welcome to reality scrote!

bigtimeyikes · 2020-04-18T20:54:50+00:00

men are so pathetic

hunhun1299 · 2020-04-18T21:26:40+00:00

LMAOOOOOO YESSSS 😭 fucking QUEEN beat him at his own game!

LadyMarvellous · 2020-04-18T21:49:26+00:00

This made me laugh out loud. You go girl, you get out there and enjoy life. Woop woop.

sisterfunkhaus · 2020-04-18T22:10:09+00:00

LOL. I have seen this situation way more than one time. The men can't get anyone, the women strike gold. So sad too bad. Those dudes deserve it. You want to open up the marriage? You get what you get and don't have a fit.

cici_sweetheart · 2020-04-19T00:08:13+00:00

This sounds like my friends husband. He suggested they have an open marriage. She found someone immediately and he was sending her gifts taking her out and she even told me his 🍆 was bigger her husband got mad and said no more open relationship because he couldn’t find anyone and it’s not fair 😂 and told her they need to work on their marriage. He forced her to delete her lover on all social media outlets

fuckboiofmydreams · 2020-04-19T02:26:36+00:00

but this got me wondering, if his wife is THAT hot (he clearly admits it too) and he’s unable to receive even a single match, then she’s WAY out of his league. why in god’s name does he want an open marriage then? or did he not anticipate this and assumed he was the shit until reality kicked him in the face?

Candy_Venom · 2020-04-18T21:47:53+00:00

LOLOL this is amazing. good for her. maybe after this pandemic blows over she'll ditch his pathetic ass.

stankleykong · 2020-04-18T22:01:09+00:00

if he was successful with this he would never wanred it to stop. he wants her stop now because he got jealous?? lol bro. what

Sewud · 2020-04-18T23:05:54+00:00

This is why the man we settle down with MUST BRING VALUE TO THE TABLE. We can find way more other guys than they can find other women so for the exclusivity to be fair the guy must add value to your life, not the other way around.

As a pickmeisha I got tricked into giving exclusivity to men who withdrew value from my life and they kept insisting on that exclusivity. Exclusivity for what? They could never find another one like me and I could find a thousand like them.

SecretGirlStuff · 2020-04-18T23:41:25+00:00

“I’m so deeply in love with my wife that I want to sleep with other people”. Does not compute. Hope she levels up and moves out.

yagirlskinnypenis · 2020-04-18T23:44:35+00:00

This sounds verbatim like my ex. He asked me for 3 years to open up our relationship and I kept saying no. Until one year I said fuck it and decided to say yes. Safe to say we are no longer together. He was always whining about not having matches and it being soooo much easier for me. Whatever man. You sucked as a person.

Sunflowerdaisy08 · 2020-04-18T23:59:54+00:00

The women he tried to hook up with told him to fuck off! He didn’t meet their qualifications and now he jealous because his wife is getting her back blown out by other men! Yea, his ass should feel really dumb!!

PicklesNBacon · 2020-04-18T21:19:22+00:00

And folks, that’s what you call karma

Gypsymarz · 2020-04-18T21:25:15+00:00

I am CACKLING 🤣🤣🤣🤣

radical__daphne · 2020-04-18T23:44:51+00:00

Hahahhahahhahahhahahhahhahahhagag!

He really thought his life was going to be a porno and his wife would stay home! Lol

balladwilds · 2020-04-18T21:59:46+00:00

THE KARMAAA i love it ! you go girl ! i hope she divorces him after that.

lickyblickyuhh · 2020-04-19T02:08:49+00:00

Nooooo this was supposed to benefit me not you! :(

jayda92 · 2020-04-18T20:23:17+00:00

Here is a link to content specifically related to this subject. It is satire, but the arts reflect reality as always 😉

Husband wants to participate in a 'open relationship challenge'. Watch the empowerment of the lady, it's really fun, although it's acted.

It's in Dutch, it doesn't really need subtitles (although they make fun jokes).

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Uun055eC178

CatsOnTheLaptopAgain · 2020-04-18T22:16:18+00:00

This is so hilarious, I'd almost suspect it was made up. Except that things like this happen, and regularly, lol.

2020-04-19T02:10:14+00:00

Moral to the story: Be careful what you ask for. You just may get it.

mypepsipussy · 2020-04-19T01:52:36+00:00

I have a feeling the wife is going to upgrade him in 3...2... 😇 The audacity he had thinking he needed to see more options.

BlackThummb · 2020-04-19T05:23:30+00:00

If I wasn’t so turned off by the idea of random hookups, if any guy tried to suggest an open relationship, I’d totally go along with it. But what he wouldn’t know is that I’d really be using that time to audition new boyfriends, and just dump his ass lol.

404_void · 2020-04-19T05:34:21+00:00

Replace "agreed to it" with "separated and divorced" and it's how my first marriage ended. He watched way too much porn and thought it was real. I had a line out the door, which after his negging was a shock for both of us I think, and he ended up losing a big chunk of his family and friends in the divorce. Complete dumpster fire of a human.

Anonymous_Stork · 2020-04-18T21:27:47+00:00

I'd love to see the comments, does anyone have the link please?

2020-04-19T05:02:36+00:00

Had a crush on a guy... I guess he wasn't interested in dating, I asked why, he said he liked polyamory, I said ok and left it alone. Prior to this we were talking about dating profiles and how he really wasn't getting any one and didn't know why. I basically went huh that's funny I have over 300 likes and plenty of messages that I ignore. Seems like he'd be one of these dudes, thinking he's about to get all these chicks when he need to be happy he's getting any.

VaporwaveVampire · 2020-04-19T01:40:41+00:00

Trying to convince your partner to do an open marriage is really gross. I’m not into that kind of thing especially if you have a kid, but at least have that agreement since you first proposed.

_v3005 · 2020-04-18T22:03:27+00:00

Ya love to see it 😂😌

isisleo86 · 2020-04-18T22:25:20+00:00

Do you have a link? I gotta read this in full.....lmao!

Moon-on-my-mind · 2020-04-18T23:38:13+00:00

Congratulations, you played yourself.

Brad_Bury · 2020-04-19T00:01:49+00:00

Thank You... I can't stop laughing, omg! It brightened my day and My depression is gone! Thank you! This dude... I cry... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

entrylevelheaux · 2020-04-19T05:37:47+00:00

I read something so similar years ago on reddit even with similar wording but the woman in that scenario was plus sized and he was shocked that she was getting so much d, while he wasn't getting anything.

FierceMango · 2020-04-19T06:09:08+00:00

play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤷🏻‍♀️

juliet-elia · 2020-04-19T09:16:04+00:00

That's what happens when you check "the other options" out there. People should be happy to get a gorgeous partner, yet many become greedy and think bc they got one good looking, they can get an ever better one. Nope. Hope she has her fun.

thepanichand · 2020-04-18T20:23:37+00:00

Polyamorous relationships are bullshit. Haha. This guy learning the hard way that being unfaithful in heart means you lose.

fangsies · 2020-04-18T22:11:36+00:00

do you have a link? I'd love to read the comments of that one

thinkpinkhair · 2020-04-18T22:15:22+00:00

Wow!

nutshit · 2020-04-18T22:31:29+00:00

Wait how’d you get ur mobile to be this color?

And isn’t it funny they never learn 🤣🤣🤣 an open relationship ship is a good idea till ya girl gets a whole roster within two weeks!

Fitncurly · 2020-04-18T23:09:02+00:00

Such beautiful karma, I smiled the whole time I read it 😁. Good for her, she seems to be renewed and enjoying herself.

2020-04-19T00:47:43+00:00

The fuck is this? I'm so happy I found this sub!!

CatMusk · 2020-04-19T00:55:16+00:00

Just came here to say..... .....BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

7_0f_9 · 2020-04-19T07:45:58+00:00

"but haven't found anything that excites me" in other words no one is biting and he's getting rejected left and right lmao

WestAtmosphere · 2020-04-18T23:52:52+00:00

Omg, lol.

siberiansummer · 2020-04-19T01:47:38+00:00

Ahahaha!!! Omg YAS!! Stupid scrote got what he deserved

PeterM1970 · 2020-04-19T02:20:15+00:00

I knew a guy like this. He talked his fiance into agreeing to an open relationship because he was hot for his coworker. She ended up sleeping with said coworker and a couple other people too. They broke up.

hazelnutchai86646 · 2020-04-19T02:30:47+00:00

LOL he totally had that coming

Davina33 · 2020-04-18T22:22:57+00:00

Ha ha ha, serves him right!

2020-04-19T03:31:19+00:00

Any time someone tells me they’re thinking of an open relationship with their respective partner, I tell them “Cool, cool...how will you feel if they’re successful and you aren’t?” They usually hadn’t thought of it that far ahead.

PSYCHOAFGHAN · 2020-04-19T12:52:30+00:00

I am so glad that I'm not settling for men in my youth and being a pickmeisha. My ex (27m) would have this grass is greener syndrome and he's probably going to be like this in his 30s and 40s. I'm 24 and I'm really glad I'm choosing it to spend it alone (date around and date myself) and not settling and focusing on myself. This forum is helping me see so much of people's experiences especially when I don't have family or friends that can give me this kind of advice. Thank you everyone! I'm honestly so glad I'm not settling for less than I deserve.

stovetop_bellbottom · 2020-04-19T01:59:45+00:00

Oops

fulltwistinglayout · 2020-04-19T16:09:10+00:00

lmao this is my third time reading this, I can't stop laughing

Datonecatladyukno · 2020-04-19T00:00:37+00:00

I love a happy ending

nymphaetamine · 2020-04-19T04:39:46+00:00

Oh god I LOVE it when this happens 😂

Simply-Rainy · 2020-04-19T04:40:59+00:00

Be careful what ya ask for... 🙃

thermalgh0st · 2020-04-19T08:41:51+00:00

Let’s be honest this isn’t surprising, women can get whatever dude she wants because guys are horn dogs(not to mention you said she was gorgeous).

While you (most likely in your 30s) got nothing to show, are you looking good? God that big dick energy? Hell are you interesting? Not to mention who are you trying to attract? Have you actually met a woman who ONLY wanted sex and nothing else? It most likely not the caste.

OG-BoomMaster · 2020-04-19T01:31:36+00:00

A classic use of the phrase “be careful what you wish for”.

HoneyNJ2000 · 2020-04-19T10:49:42+00:00

Bahahahahahaa!!! As soon as I read this idiot's sentence, "we set ground rules on how many and which nights per week we can each be out ..." I burst out laughing.

I find it HYSTERICAL that this fool actually thought all the women out there were going to flock right to him, and line up out on his front porch beating each other off with sticks so they could be first in line. Dream on, fool.

Go to your average mall and take a look around at the husbands walking around with their wives. Most of these guys are ugly as hell - young and old alike. The guy who wrote this probably looks like all the others you see in the mall. So, I'm not surprised at ALL that Mr. Below Average wasn't gettig himself any action.

LOL. And even if Mr. Wonderful DID find "something that excites me," she probably wouldn't want his ugly ass anyway.

Freakin' hysterical.

TriniGold · 2020-04-19T10:59:06+00:00

Hope the wife isn’t sleeping with him. He doesn’t deserve such.

lillycrack · 2020-04-19T11:27:21+00:00

I feel like I’ve read this story several times before, word for word, because this is always how it works out lmao. Karma for pushing boundaries and getting caught up in their ego.

crabbyvista · 2020-04-20T07:01:22+00:00

monogamy is for men’s benefit. it was ever thus. Couple that with a system of denying women direct access to resources, and you’ve turned women into kind of a rationed commodity. Most men could expect to get a wife under such a system.

Eventually this morphed into convincing women that monogamy exists purely for our own good, that we would crumble without it.

Nonsense. Women can always get sex, and for loyal companionship and the nuts-and-bolts of keeping a family fed and clothed, who is really better than our sisters and and mothers and aunts and daughters and girlfriends?! There’s a reason we are so good at reading each other.

dude is an idiot, but if you grew up in a culture that taught you that monogamy primarily benefits women, and that this chivalrous custom is the only thing standing between you and a real-life porno... you’re going to severely overestimate your options as an average Joe.

behappyaimhigh · 2020-04-18T23:18:20+00:00

Ahahahahahahaha hahaha. What a disgusting man

TERFSareawesome · 2020-04-19T07:45:26+00:00

OMG... reading these kinds of stories from dumb clueless moids has become my kink :) I CANNOT get enough.. you love to see it!

amyanubis · 2020-04-19T10:40:08+00:00

Love it. I hope he feels severely burned and she realizes he never loved her to begin with. Men are really dumb.

ErikaNaumann · 2020-04-21T01:51:01+00:00

She is vibrant because her clitoris is vibrating like never before.

2020-04-19T01:54:22+00:00

😂😂😂😂😂

Jinxhourglass · 2020-04-19T01:56:09+00:00

Hahahahahahaha

notadog8 · 2020-04-19T02:34:33+00:00

This is hilarious

bSyzygy · 2020-04-19T04:10:31+00:00

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lasnowyl · 2020-04-19T08:37:41+00:00

Can anyone help me find the original post? So curious about the comments

RandomRedditorRafael · 2020-04-19T08:43:39+00:00

ding ding! that moment he knew he fucked up.

thetopcow · 2020-04-19T08:44:29+00:00

Should be posted in AITA!

21STCTT · 2020-04-19T09:21:53+00:00

He opened Pandora’s box

FatPam007 · 2020-04-19T10:09:40+00:00

LOL HAHAHAHAHAH

Ink3dmama · 2020-04-19T13:27:49+00:00

This is hilarious on a level I didn't know existed.

Natalie3442 · 2020-07-29T21:58:36+00:00

Some men are excited by the prospect of their wife taking another man to bed but when the excitement is over with and they see their wife going out with other men and having lots of sex they often regret it. It's especially maddening when the husband pushes the wife to do it and then when she does and he doesn't like he he wants to stop it. I never had that issue with my husband because we did it due to his health issues and my huge sex drive that started to get that way when I hit my 40s. He was never jealous and in fact enjoyed hearing my stories as I gave him a thrust-by-thrust account of what happened. So, if you are going to open the door to letting the wife take other men to bed, don't get angry when you find she enjoys it.

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Title	I literally can’t stop laughing. Scrote pressures wife into “open marriage” doesn’t go the way he thought it would...
Author	Ink3dmama
Upvotes	4507
Comments	266
Date	April 18, 2020 7:28 PM UTC (6 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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