Found this on Facebook...

Ok_Meringue9724 · 2021-04-14T16:58:14+00:00

"You made a stinky in your diaper? No worries, babe, mommy will draw you a nice warm bath and you can play with your ducky"

lillylilacladybug · 2021-04-14T16:52:08+00:00

You don’t have a dick? No prob you can suck mine.

pretty_kill · 2021-04-14T18:10:26+00:00

Why hasn’t he been elevating himself this whole time? I’m not gonna let him leech off me, devalue my car, or lower my credit. Fuck off.

bizzybumblebee · 2021-04-14T17:47:49+00:00

Need a nose? No worries, I got a big red one. Need a shoe? No worries, I got big squeaky ones. 🤡

pearlspaghetti · 2021-04-14T16:57:31+00:00

Lmao, try to fix a man’s credit and it won’t be long before you’re paying off his side piece’s handbag lol. 🤡

Ok_Meringue9724 · 2021-04-14T16:56:34+00:00

What the actual fuck? Before we even comment on the level of pickme radioactive waves this woman gives off, can we just say how a man would never say this? I've never heard a man say anything remotely close to this. Why do we as women feel like we need to uplift men or lower our standards for men when men never do the same for us? If a man doesn't like a girl, he takes no time to go out of his way and make fun of the woman or just reject her. Why do girls need to think like this? I understand that we live in a patriarchy where these ideas are pushed around everywhere but.. I have no words. I hope that was satire. The whole "he's a king" made me laugh. How is he a king when he doesn't secure his own bag and lives with his momma? 🤮

Giiiiirlll 😂

Catz10000 · 2021-04-14T18:29:02+00:00

This is my actual nightmare. I tried to elevate my ex husband. What's the saying? About putting lipstick on a pig? Can't change a loser. Thanks to FDS, if I never meet an equal partner in life to elevate ME, I will happily stay single.

thecrazywitch31 · 2021-04-14T18:02:17+00:00

Yeah first of all Kings aren't broke.

tea-pickles · 2021-04-14T16:56:21+00:00

All of that for what? A man who’s going to be liking some insta models pictures and cheating behind your back while you work your ass off? No thanks

iaintgonnacallyou · 2021-04-14T18:16:29+00:00

For what? What is he bringing to the table? Dick is not good enough to do all this for.

SpecificPatience8 · 2021-04-14T18:48:58+00:00

Yeah, men will still not respect you. Men will kindly take advantage of you and the same time they will laugh at you behind your back.

HeavyMetalLobster · 2021-04-14T16:58:10+00:00

HOW is this elevating exactly??

So they never learn to help themselves???

Milobear27 · 2021-04-14T17:04:02+00:00

I almost downvoted this lol

queenagave · 2021-04-14T17:09:59+00:00

Ugh

UGH

UGHHHH

I've done this.

scummy_dummy · 2021-04-14T19:20:27+00:00

Maids are too expensive? No problem I'm gonna serve you day and night for free! You don't have money for a prostitute? No worries babe I'll be your personal sex slave!

shelballama · 2021-04-14T18:09:46+00:00

🤢🤮

DontAskTwice-A-Roni · 2021-04-14T17:43:55+00:00

Show me a single example of men saying this about women, and I’ll take this seriously.

Show me a single example of men encouraging other men to put women’s credit cards in their names, move them into their homes, and let them drive their cars. Show me that. Where is that? Can the pick mes show me where that is?

Women who expect even a fraction of this financial “elevation” from their men are called gold diggers.

Further, why do men need to be financially elevated by women when men make more money than us, in average, have an easier time negotiating raises, and enjoy male privilege? Asking for a friend.

Hikari3747 · 2021-04-14T18:54:35+00:00

I think she mean *adopt a man child and raise him, because his mamma is done with him".

whatevertoton · 2021-04-14T18:34:27+00:00

Fuuuck that. Miss me with that “King” bullshit. More like hobosexual. That level of pickme is freaking exhausting

veruscka · 2021-04-14T17:21:14+00:00

Men will elevate themselves when more women start leaving them behind for the things she mentioned.

veniphyl · 2021-04-14T18:23:45+00:00

That's idiotic.

MeanWhatISay · 2021-04-14T17:03:10+00:00

What the fuck did I just read?

donttextme_k · 2021-04-14T17:03:47+00:00

and that’s when all the men will say “PICK HER, WOMAN OF MY DREAMS” 🤡

OrangeyPanda · 2021-04-14T17:12:24+00:00

It's so sad when you can't tell if stuff like this is satire or not because it's such a common mentality. I think she's being serious and if so...well, I hope she gets picked and enjoys her life wiping a hairy man ass.

pikkpie · 2021-04-14T18:18:09+00:00

Pasdepromesses · 2021-04-14T18:57:32+00:00

Is she trying to normalise men who fail at life?! And actively trying to pressure women into taking all their shit (possibly quite literally, considering all the scrotes with unwashed ass)?

I’m sorry to inform you miss, but you can’t elevate something else by putting yourself down. Canonballs are not meant to fly.

I’m starting to wonder where all the crazy pills are. Oh I know, JENEVE HERE FCKING ATE THEM ALL.

Perfect-Extension · 2021-04-14T17:27:38+00:00

The fuck. This is why we have 35 year old men bouncing from house to house and yet “we’re shallow”

letsdoityesterday · 2021-04-14T18:44:16+00:00

The fact that 676 people liked, 💩

janeaustenfan99 · 2021-04-14T19:25:38+00:00

This sounds so incredibly ridiculous that I’m wondering if it’s satire?

Hitflyover · 2021-04-14T21:04:40+00:00

"You live with your mom?"

Why is it always men living with their moms? Are there legions of women living with their dads? I know the answer, I just wonder why people accept this commonality so readily.

My brother lives with my mom, and I needed to live with her this year, but I couldn't because my brother is extremely toxic. He talks at me nonstop, he has blown up at me (yelling that I was negative for hating Trump), barely follows covid rules and won't be getting vaccinated, accused me of crying in an argument as if we were children (he was the one tearing up). He's 45. He refuses to accept he has serious mental illness, but he considers himself spiritual and an intellectual. He holds everyone in our family hostage to his temper tantrums.

My mom says that she expects me to care for her when she is unable to. My brother won't do it. But in the meantime I have no wealth, job security, assets. I could use some women communal living. But I am currently stuck in life until I can get vaccinated and find a new job. I have literally put so much effort into building a tiny shack (still in progress) so that I can live off her land, but not have to be in the house with that crazy person of a brother. Any advice is appreciated. I'm trying to level up. I became near fluent in Spanish during quarantine and I hope to get an ADHD diagnosis this year.

thecrazywitch31 · 2021-04-14T17:28:28+00:00

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pinkcityscape · 2021-04-14T17:03:06+00:00

I have a feeling this is satire lol

rawwwrrrgghh · 2021-04-14T18:55:42+00:00

That’s sarcasm right? Please tell me it is....

I really don’t understand what she wants to achieve with posting this ( if it’s not a joke obviously).

Does she think she will attract a Prince Charming who is having an hard time? Who will then, after she builds him up, become a billionaire super Model Henry Cavill look alike? Who then will shower her with love and gifts and kind words?

Darling.... no! The only men you will attract with this attitude are the ones who always will be broke, carless and homeless. And if they really change... they will let you behind like old underwear.

PicklesNBacon · 2021-04-14T19:03:06+00:00

Nope, nope, nope!

MiddlingMe · 2021-04-14T22:53:29+00:00

As somebody who just helped her SIL get out of a relationship where her ex destroyed her credit and left her with over 80,000 dollars in credit card and car loan debt, this enrages me. Like, this is so stupid that it must be a joke. Please somebody tell me it's a joke. I just can't with this irresponsibility.

myousername · 2021-04-14T17:02:55+00:00

They can elevate themselves. None of this pickme-ass bullshit.

fashiong99 · 2021-04-14T18:49:06+00:00

What did I just read? Come on

Middle_Finger_6772 · 2021-04-14T20:01:39+00:00

I don't look twice at a guy who hasn't achieved the same goals I've achieved. Heck, I think that a guy should always be a step or two in front of me when it comes to finances. Not because I want a man to provide but because I know that he's always had it easier due to the shitty society we live in. If I've achieved something, you should have done it a year ago. No question about it. I know what I want and I go out to get it. I expect them do the same.

barmitzvahmoney · 2021-04-14T20:56:46+00:00

Never in my life will I mix my finances with a man ever

Krahmiin · 2021-04-14T23:55:24+00:00

WOMEN shouldn't even be treated like this without something to offer.. just because you exist doesn't mean you're royalty 🙄

cutekittensmeow · 2021-04-15T00:56:16+00:00

You know who doesn't have their own place, car, or credit? Children.

I'm not a pedophile, I'm not sexually attracted to children. I know this is a hot take on Reddit but being attracted to children is gross and wrong.

wordy_fries · 2021-04-14T17:32:49+00:00

I want 5 seconds of my life back. Yeah no, screw this shit, someone gonna read it and be like "awww yea let me go wipe his ass, here babe drive my car and use my card" 🤮🤢

cremebruleecakes · 2021-04-14T17:34:27+00:00

If anyone says this to me in person, as like, a genuine advice, I'd just laugh in their face until I tear up 🤣🤣🤣

judithyourholofernes · 2021-04-14T18:01:44+00:00

Imagine inviting a man to destroy you entire life, for absolutely nothing in return. Minus returns. To be called used up trash after it all. So glad our girls are waking up to this.

Lazy-Design1979 · 2021-04-14T19:57:36+00:00

How about they elevate themselves? That's what women had to do.

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-04-14T17:42:09+00:00

I hope it's a satire.

theonlyrae · 2021-04-14T16:49:05+00:00

Oh. My.

2021-04-14T17:14:26+00:00

I just gagged! 🤢🤮

Maude2010 · 2021-04-14T19:50:00+00:00

When I saw “elevate”, I was expecting something about encouraging men to level up, not treating them like children.

shalligatorprincess · 2021-04-14T20:20:38+00:00

Lets elevate ourselves and our women first....

MathematicianOk1364 · 2021-04-14T20:36:13+00:00

Elevate? You mean being taken advantage of?

skyerippa · 2021-04-14T20:45:46+00:00

Uh what the fuck? Don't encourage people to let others use your credit. You're gonna have a real bad time

Pegatul · 2021-04-14T20:54:28+00:00

What kind of "king" lives with his mother, doesn't have a car, and has bad credit??? smdh....

normabelka2 · 2021-04-14T22:05:53+00:00

this has to be satire

theswagsauce · 2021-04-14T17:49:14+00:00

A kang with no kingdom...how dreadful! I hope for her sake that this is satire.

N2Gen · 2021-04-14T19:12:47+00:00

This woman is on the self sabotage highway lol

misspellmyname99 · 2021-04-14T19:50:18+00:00

I kept waiting for the punchline but instead it kept getting worse. I hope she got chosen.

anotherdamnloser · 2021-04-14T20:01:12+00:00

Wow, just wow

Nice_Pass2393 · 2021-04-14T21:13:59+00:00

This is all way too much for some d. I'd rather get a male escort

1Here4Bach · 2021-04-14T21:19:12+00:00

The ratio on this tweet...I know they’re lighting her up lol

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-04-14T21:21:50+00:00

God I thought this was sarcasm

VanessaViews · 2021-04-15T00:57:28+00:00

This has to be fake right?

LevellingUpTime · 2021-04-15T01:09:48+00:00

Damn, in that case I'd rather date a peasant with good credit, money, a car and house. When he's that much of a loser the bloodline deserves to be cut

Party-Promise-8840 · 2021-04-15T01:49:19+00:00

Is this satire? Please be satire. Hahaha 🤯

Quebeks · 2021-04-15T02:15:34+00:00

This has to be satire, right?

steeped_tea123 · 2021-04-14T17:26:12+00:00

DEAD

2021-04-14T18:14:04+00:00

He won't love you for it, you'll just be exhausted. It's hard to feel attracted to someone when you take on the mommy wife role and they aren't even trying.

n3rdgir7 · 2021-04-14T20:36:59+00:00

This has gotta be some neckbeard scrote catfishing people like that politician who pretended he was a gay black man and got caught

CherryPieOmNomNom · 2021-04-14T20:52:32+00:00

Wow ok what is wrong with her... or do you think this might be a dude who tries to shame women who have standards and wouldn’t do this pick me bs?

sveji- · 2021-04-14T21:29:39+00:00

So he's not financially responsible enough to have his own place, car, not even good credit, and you want to checks notes elevate him? I mean there are other ways to have children, but if your preferred option is to be a bangmaid to a manchild, that's your choice.

hdost34 · 2021-04-14T21:30:00+00:00

Been there done that. Terrible plan that fails miserably every time.

ASeaOfQuotes · 2021-04-14T21:31:15+00:00

What kind of foster-a-scrote program is she signed up for??? No thank you.

lunarfulminate · 2021-04-14T22:13:57+00:00

She spelled "enable" wrong.

JSBachLove · 2021-04-14T22:23:40+00:00

Jesus Christ this is like the Pickmeshia Final Boss right here.

AshlandSouth · 2021-04-14T22:29:34+00:00

I thought it was a joke s first☹

waddamelone · 2021-04-14T22:56:00+00:00

You aint sh*t? No problem. Move away from me cause you’re in the way of me being great. I’m not a dickhead.

thatshadywitch · 2021-04-14T22:56:10+00:00

Excuse me, I have to go and vomit.

lolmemberberries · 2021-04-14T23:27:36+00:00

Ugh, gross. If he isn't your child, he isn't entitled to any financial support from you.

nonchalance77 · 2021-04-14T23:29:56+00:00

Who is this sad human and why is she clearly deranged?

cmil7731 · 2021-04-15T01:25:37+00:00

Wow. Is she asking to be taken advantage of?! To attract the worst of the worst. Really, w t f.

2021-04-15T01:49:15+00:00

Awww she is so cute! I bet she will end up with a real man :) lmao

exhalefierceness · 2021-04-15T02:08:17+00:00

What the hell did I just read?

shockingupdate · 2021-04-15T07:13:10+00:00

Shouldn’t a king have his own shit?

A_Fishstick · 2021-04-15T15:09:36+00:00

Sounds like she's looking to adopt a teenager.

heleninthealps · 2021-04-16T06:13:34+00:00

Calling a man a king when he's the trash the stable boy cleans yeah...girl is going to get SCREWED one day when he buys a car on her credit card to drive around another woman

lvoncreek · 2021-04-16T18:31:22+00:00

How about no

BeckyStocks · 2021-04-15T02:18:47+00:00

Weak ass, do nothing, bottom of the barrel, bar in the dirt modern men.

WittyImprovement · 2021-04-15T02:48:42+00:00

What in pickme nation

SpringJonesOcean · 2021-04-15T03:39:49+00:00

That is truly pathetic.

fairywakes · 2021-04-15T03:41:00+00:00

If any of these apply to you I promise you AINT a KiNg!

Ok_Neighborhood_6971 · 2021-04-15T04:07:16+00:00

I love my fellow black women, but sometimes. . . Whew! It's the enabling for me

HlGHFIVE · 2021-04-15T04:19:16+00:00

Shes brainwashed ):

kycake · 2021-04-15T04:46:24+00:00

king? what she’s describing is a fucking looser and a leech if he agrees for a woman to do this for him. any “king” would be embarrassed and trying to get on his feet on his own.

FDS-GFY · 2021-04-15T04:47:16+00:00

Is this a real account or some scrote-aganda thing?

Nat_at_all · 2021-04-15T08:34:58+00:00

Ahhhh

Substantial-Win-7612 · 2021-04-15T11:53:28+00:00

Oh my God...

2021-04-15T11:55:33+00:00

How to ruin your life 101

mtan15 · 2021-04-15T14:12:56+00:00

🤴of 🤡🤡 maybe

NotMyRealName814 · 2021-04-15T15:11:44+00:00

WTEverlovingF?

No.

leahtwo · 2021-04-15T19:57:55+00:00

Damn, I know adoption is expensive, but still.

2021-04-15T22:23:36+00:00

I don't know about you, but I have zero desire to raise my husband. If a guy can't take care of himself, he has no business being with a woman. And that's even more so if they want to have children. It's categorically unjust for a man to expect a woman to cook for him, clean for him, carry his children, risk the dangers of childbirth, raise the children, deal with the shopping/supply of household needs, AND hold down a job. That's not a relationship; that's indentured servitude.

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-10-30T18:42:33+00:00

I hate seeing beautiful women acting like slaves in relationships! That woman in the profile picture looks like a model, I hope this tweet was a joke

Title	Found this on Facebook...
Author	Kzunzh
Upvotes	836
Comments	166
Date	April 14, 2021 4:47 PM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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