Prime example that having money does not automatically make you a HVM! Beware of ‘godly men’ queens.

CheetahEnergy · 2021-11-03T11:26:53+00:00

I feel like he portrays his Parks and Rec character perfectly in this post lol... not good

PicoPicoMio · 2021-11-03T11:52:06+00:00

Oh man, that post was so cringe. I feel bad for her, she probably thinks its quirky and funny that he’s overtly negging her. “Haha this broad does everything for me, I can’t even schedule a flower delivery and have my assistant buy her a gift.. am man!”

Sallou9 · 2021-11-03T12:28:52+00:00

When men are asked why they love their partner, its always "shes GIVEN ME..." and rarely "she IS [independent attribute that doesn't relate abck to what they do FOR him]"

asupernova91 · 2021-11-03T14:05:58+00:00

“My greatest treasure other than my baseball card” SIR. Don’t you have another child? Something about him saying “a gorgeous healthy daughter” also rubs me the wrong way as I know his son with Anna Faris went through some health issues.

Cel_Gabe · 2021-11-03T14:52:02+00:00

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

I guess this is supposed to be a joke, but it isn't funny.

Also, didn't his ex-wife help him or give him a healthy son? You don't have to debase one to lift up the other.

jaqjaqz · 2021-11-03T12:42:23+00:00

He is honestly a living trope of a mediocre white guy. Right down to the joke excuses about her birthday then comparing her to trading cards. The type of personality that easiy flies under the radar. Unassuming, child-like(man child), thrives in only doing the bare minimum. Woo...Never thought much about him before this but good reminder to stay away from these types.

Vmchik · 2021-11-03T11:40:44+00:00

This caption is a great example of narcissism. How he managed to make every single quality he listed about himself is astounding and he should be given a medal.

blondeandfabulous · 2021-11-03T14:24:26+00:00

He's so cocky; it's disgusting. I used to really like Chris Pratt and his whole demeanor changed and now he's just an arrogant dick. Money definitely doesn't buy happiness or make a man HV. My ex-husband is proof of this. In the beginning of our relationship we were both broke college students. After we both graduated and went into our careers (me social work-not the most lucrative but rewarding to me, and him business/sales-much more lucrative) he was able to "surprise " me with fun vacations, little presents here ane there which I loved, concert tickets, and a life I didn't have growing up. This was so exciting to me at the time and completely blinded me from the BS that was occurring in the relationship (horrible communication, me being the problem, me needing to change, etc). We eventually got married which I was hesitant to do. Fast forward about 6 years in. He's very successful in his career ane his focus is keeping up with the Joneses. His lowest priority was me and our marriage. After doing my own therapy and learning boundaries and gaining self-esteem and much more self-worth that wasn't based on relationships I ended our marriage because I deserved so much more. The trips weren't fun because I didn't want to be there with him. The concerts weren't fun anymore because he didn't want to go and that ruined it for me. I am so much happier and better off single than with someone whose sole priority is to project an image of success. Ladies, we ALL deserve happiness and mutual love and respect in relationships.

pickmieshaexorcist · 2021-11-03T11:40:26+00:00

So fake and cringe. “Look at how she’s looking at me!” Yeah no shit, the photographer directed you both to look that way. 🙄

It reminds me of those insufferable friends on Facebook. “Look at this totally unstaged, candid moment you guys!! Truly we are so blessed! 🥺”You’re not fooling anyone.

queenofswordsxxx · 2021-11-03T12:05:26+00:00

He traded Anna for a younger, bouncier, cool girl. How predictable

Sea_Hag · 2021-11-03T14:31:01+00:00

im sorry, i might be jumping to conclusions here, but is that "she gave me a healthy daughter" a dig at anna faris and their sons health issues? if it wasnt on purpose, and i was anna faris i would definitely feel like wtf is that

FuckSakez · 2021-11-03T11:27:35+00:00

I can’t figure out how to add to my post, my bad. I saw this screenshot elsewhere on Reddit but it fits here as a reminder. Some red flags to observe 🚩

-Religion is by men for men.

-Age gap relationship.

-She runs their life yet he is ‘the head of the household’.

-Being rich and successful did not make him act right-he cheated on his ex Anna Faris when they were married with a sick child.

-Her family name and connections made her extra shiny and attractive to him.

-‘Godly men’ love subservient women & being in a position of power or influence in an organisation/church.

-He is very charming and handsome which glosses over a lot of his deep seated beliefs which many would not agree with eg his church is anti LGBTQ+.

-She is ‘pure’ and belongs to him.

-Jokes he might forget to get her a gift for her birthday. If he does he has laid the ground work with a ‘nice guy’ social media post praising her and comparing her to a deck of cards or some sh*t he values.

Did I miss anything?

Aocwannabe · 2021-11-03T11:29:48+00:00

I’ve always thought of him as an average white guy that failed up because so many other average men want to see him win.

🚩it is not amusing that he is priming her for no effort on her birthday. That is low level manipulation. The “I’m just joking” 🤡

A. If he doesn’t do anything, “what about that very public post?!” As OP illuminates, this man has resources and still thinks it’s ok to be cheap with effort and money.

B. He will act like a “nice guy”. “Honey, I was joking. Of course, I would never not do anything for your birthday.” But that is literally the opposite of what he publicly said. 💡He is creating anxiety and then positioning himself as the good guy for alleviating a problem he created.💡

This would not feel good to me at all. Reminds me to move in silence and keep relationships off of socials.

hushpuppyebt · 2021-11-03T14:25:52+00:00

“My two other marriages were with actors, and I don't think we did a great job of eliminating competitiveness” -Anna Faris

Also note that Chris only mentions his daughter here, not his son, who this woman is the still the stepmother of.

snowwhite224 · 2021-11-03T13:21:14+00:00

I don’t understand why men write stuff like this. Like, it’s not funny??? Let me casually insult my wife on social media for millions of people to see

Embarrassed-Tea-6277 · 2021-11-03T13:36:40+00:00

I hate this guy with the power of a hundred suns. Same goes for Justin Timberlake. These guys always be posting tributes to their amazing wives by making it all about themselves instead 🤢.

notallowed2havepizza · 2021-11-03T16:35:32+00:00

The wife replied in the comments, saying “Oh wow. It’s only when I’m eating CEREAL but I love you”. If she had to defend herself and said “oh wow”, the chances are she didn’t really appreciate the caption. 🤷🏾‍♀️

pythagorassss · 2021-11-03T14:16:27+00:00

Does anyone else look at this “strong healthy daughter” as a backhanded compliment at Anna Faris and their son Jack? I’d love to think it’s me overthinking, but too many times I’ve been right. My gut feeling here is queasy thinking he is praising his new wife for carrying a “healthy child” and making a dig at his ex for their beautiful boy.

eatapeach18 · 2021-11-03T15:36:53+00:00

“She gives me everything, so in return I open jars for her. Her heart belongs to me. If I don’t get her anything for her birthday, I’ll just show her this post.”

Certainly he wrote this in jest, but like… no. It’s not funny.

DivineGoddess1111111 · 2021-11-03T11:22:17+00:00

The neckbeard on him says it all.

softensonic · 2021-11-03T12:16:49+00:00

Lmfao wtf? This post is basically "I suck and here's some shitty jokes that make me look even worse." THE FUCKING AUDACITY.

telepattya · 2021-11-03T12:56:10+00:00

“Her heart is pure and it belongs to me”

More like “I can manipulate her and she is my property”

Equal-Ear2312 · 2021-11-03T13:14:18+00:00

I'm dying. Find a dog that looks like that at you, not a person.

Pratt pratt pratt 🤮

Also... A jar o pickles? That's low.

GabbaG0ul · 2021-11-03T15:09:26+00:00

sometimes I give her a jar of pickles UwU

I can’t stand Christian humor. So you marry a woman for obvious nepotism potential and free labor. But sometimes you remember to give her a jar of pickles after negging her to the public for chewing louder than your liking. Get fucked!

swatir24 · 2021-11-03T13:06:45+00:00

I love the comments on his insta post. So many women calling him out!

kaylesta · 2021-11-03T12:06:43+00:00

Nearly vomited reading this. What an absolute colossal scrote. I truly didn’t know he was this bad. However, I always had suspicions he never truly loved and valued her from the outset of their relationship. He treats her like a pretty puppet that he carries around and makes her perform. This post reads like a five year writing list of all their new birthdays toys that they won’t be sharing. Translation - “honey, your birthday present will be looking back at this post reminding you that you are my bang maid and I measure your worth against my favourite material items. You are my possession which forms the basis of our relationship. You don’t need a gift from me because loving me is the greatest gift you could ever ask for. You are the happiest woman in the world because I am your universe.”

Saga-the-fierce · 2021-11-03T12:14:28+00:00

Negging. "She chews so loudly but benefits me in other ways so it doesn't matter". Why publicly state that about someone you love?

ModestEtta · 2021-11-03T14:13:05+00:00

The user name ‘prattprattpratt’ sounds about right…

misandryisnotreal · 2021-11-03T14:48:30+00:00

It’s the way that he looks at the camera because it’s HIS world and we’re all just living in it for me

BasketLow8411 · 2021-11-03T15:03:17+00:00

What the fuck??? Opening a damn jar of pickles and comparing her to a baseball card? Damn. That is so low shit. And it’s supposed to be “funny”, I can tell. But that’s horrible.

philogyny · 2021-11-03T18:12:21+00:00

Hated this guy ever since he gave Anna Faris’s cats away to randos on Twitter. Then when he was called out, said it was bitter childfree people who overvalued their pets 🤡 Let’s not forget he also made her give her dog away… and later on someone found it wandering the streets starving. He’s disgusting

MajesticSkyPachyderm · 2021-11-03T15:16:41+00:00

🤮

This man makes bank and already projects to potentially not get her anything for her birthday? What good has he brought in her life exactly, if she helps with everything and he just opens jars. Gross. He's just plain gross.

alsatiandarns · 2021-11-03T16:51:30+00:00

This post showed up in 4 different subs I follow, all roasting the hell out of this scrotery. That’s how I know I’m following the right subs! There is literally nothing positive or endearing about this post. Disgusting.

ashesofgrey · 2021-11-03T14:29:41+00:00

From my experience with men, I can surely tell you that if he makes posts like this, that is essentially love bombing you, he probably does something unloyal behind her back. This is their way of convincing themselves that everything is okay and making up for their guilt, by showering them with unwarranted love.

It's like those social media couples where everything seems perfect from the outside but in their lives, they live in a very fake and abusive condition.

orangechickengeneral · 2021-11-03T14:46:36+00:00

What makes me sad the most about all of this is that relationships like this are encouraged by certain churches and are seen as the standard.

xfelugirlx · 2021-11-03T13:52:54+00:00

This sounds like a nightmare lol

glossiglam · 2021-11-03T13:43:56+00:00

I had no idea he was this big of a turd. He thinks that post is a gift to her? How embarrassing for all involved.

Sweetheartsorrow · 2021-11-03T14:33:35+00:00

This reminds me of a love letter from my ex that I found AND BURNED recently because, aside from him being an ex I would like erase as much of him as possible from my life, the last line read “thank you for being MINE”

I am not your property sir and that’s exactly how Pratt sounds, “her heart BELONGS to me”. Ew

alien665 · 2021-11-03T15:12:43+00:00

Cringe af

ExistentialJelly · 2021-11-03T16:27:43+00:00

Wasn't he also still married to Anna Ferris when we was flirting with this wife?

Or he kept a very short gap between them.

Finallyfreetobe2020 · 2021-11-03T17:11:29+00:00

Ooof. That 'gave me a healthy daughter' shit was a direct dig at Anna Farris. To think I used to have a crush on him (actually, Andy Dwyer, I know, I know). SMH.

Maingurl · 2021-11-03T13:18:15+00:00

I'm surprised they got together. I remember when they were dating there were several rumors that she hated him lol.

It's all tongue and cheek. I'd like to believe it's true lol.

He thinks his new girlfriend is great. He doesn’t know that she is talking smack about him.

She makes fun of his church, which she thinks is a joke. She pretends to be supportive of it to his face, but she mocks it behind his back. She likes the idea of dating a movie star. He is nice but a little dumb. It’s like having a conversation with a 10-year-old boy in a 40-year-old-man’s body.

https://blindgossip.com/dating-a-manchild/

poppinkitty · 2021-11-03T12:29:40+00:00

Ewww..so gross. Ugh. Scrote level 💯

FillerBank · 2021-11-03T13:30:27+00:00

He's a pig. Never laughed at one of his movies

Codex-42 · 2021-11-03T14:06:31+00:00

I'm seriously trying to get his angle...

Perhaps he thinks that the he is such the opposite of what he wrote, that he do so much and he is planning the most insanely over-the-top birthdays for her every year, and it's funny to pretend that he is a slob that doesn't do anything around the house and ignores her birthday...

But still, even if that's the joke - you are still writing publicly to the eyes of millions this really self centered, degrading text about your wife, that make her seems like your property, why in the world would you do that?

LocalFeministtttt · 2021-11-03T17:35:55+00:00

She wants to be Ryan Reynolds joking about Blake Lively on Instagram and he is just an asshole instead.

Kombuchaaddict · 2021-11-03T14:15:47+00:00

Not “ I help her periodically open a jar of pickles in return” 💀

warinmymind94 · 2021-11-03T17:44:52+00:00

She does everything for him and he literally used the word "trade" to describe their relationship which is toxic and in that tit for tat reciprocal mindset, and notice how he literally says she does everything and he at best, opens a jar of pickles. She does 99% and he does 1%, far from any fair trade. Bad deal.

Notice the neg disguised as a joke "if I don't get her anything for her birthday" ... this is the typical hur dur negs that lvm love to throw around. This man has all the money in the world and probably has a few assistants he can simply say "find my wife a nice birthday gift. Make it romantic and also get her something useful. Write her a message on the card, sign my name". And it's that easy for him and he won't even have to worry about a budget or shopping. Yet still he has to neg which shows he doesn't want to buy her anything.

Toxic. He was a decent actor but knowing this is very off putting.

aluriaphin · 2021-11-03T11:53:26+00:00

He has been thoroughly cancelled in my eyes ever since he wrote that slaughtering his "basically pet sheep" was done by "waving a magic wand" and was just like "turning off a television" i.e. they are machines rather than sentient beings and feel no emotions, pain, fear, etc. You don't have to be a vegan or someone who worked on a sheep farm or studied the societal harms of slaughterhouse work to recognize how sociopathic that is. As all three I could never ever look at him the same again. I'm disgusted all over just thinking about it. Fuck him.

pinkgirly111 · 2021-11-03T17:25:33+00:00

wow, how embarrassing. it all feels so backhanded, while at the same time, putting her in her place (same value as a baseball card, barf).

empresselevation · 2021-11-03T19:13:12+00:00

His post made me vom. 🤮🤮🤮 Anything "godly" is a massive 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Speaking from my own experience.

dkwantsdk · 2021-11-03T20:12:00+00:00

Strange. When they were dating he never posted like this. He showed deference and respect to her powerful and prestigious family. 🤔🤔🤔 I wonder what changed? It's truly a mystery! 🤡

throwaway_332191 · 2021-11-03T12:21:36+00:00

This has got to be satire...

STOPStoryTime · 2021-11-03T14:28:13+00:00

WTF this was honestly so weird to read, it made me feel gross ? Like this almost should be in his diary I don’t want to see it. Why does he put his wife down in so many ways?

nomaki221 · 2021-11-03T14:56:59+00:00

embarazzzzzzzing

thanarealnobody · 2021-11-03T17:01:34+00:00

Didn’t he cheat on his wife?

MsWriteNow07 · 2021-11-03T12:35:33+00:00

Yikes.

aquietsword · 2021-11-03T18:28:24+00:00

Dude, is fds on the same wavelength or something?? I don't even follow chris but was randomly looking at people on insta last night and decided to see what he was up to. Saw that post and immediately thought of fds. Also she apparently routinely clips his toenails or something? Like...🤢 do that yourself my guy. I was so irritated I went to the vote link in his bio and voted for black widow lol

styvesapricotscrub · 2021-11-03T14:13:18+00:00

Is this a jab at anna? "She gave me a gorgeous healthy daughter". Anna gave birth prematurely and their son had some health issue because of that.

If so, that's really low.

2tired2function2day · 2021-11-03T11:21:57+00:00

Yikes

danully · 2021-11-03T12:58:21+00:00

I cringed when I saw his post. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

sassenachpants · 2021-11-03T17:55:18+00:00

He wants a dog, not a woman.

butteryrum · 2021-11-03T19:10:14+00:00

I'm so disgusted the way he talks about her value compared to a base ball card or whatever. She is a thing to him. I hope this is a satire post. I can't believe anyone would think that's a good idea to share with other people!!

Learn to open jars yourself ladies this is a sad read.

spiderunderweb · 2021-11-03T22:01:55+00:00

So if I don’t get her anything, holy what? He’s got so much money and might not even gift his wife a present for her birthday? The epitome of low value. I can’t believe i used to crush on this greasy guy

lolmemberberries · 2021-11-04T01:27:07+00:00

I don't want to see this many red flags unless I'm at a circus.

stregasaurus13 · 2021-11-04T03:50:36+00:00

you compare me to a baseball card and I'm transforming into Lorena.

laeriel_c · 2021-11-04T10:13:43+00:00

"if I don't get her anything"?? Wtf, what a prick.

Tharwaum · 2021-11-04T13:59:34+00:00

I think his first wife Anna also “gave” him a “healthy” child, no? I mean it’s good for a man to acknowledge what women go through in pregnancy birth postpartum and motherhood but not every one is lucky enough to have a “healthy” child or any child so it does seem problematic to praise a woman for “giving” it in the context of why she is a perfect partner that hes grateful for (actually he probably considers her wife and never an equal partner.) help her raise the kid, please. Do MORE than she is doing now to make up for pregnancy birth and post partum. don’t forget about your other kid, do just as much for that kid. Give your current wife time away from your overgrown feet to breathe and nurture her own soul.

hon3ytree · 2021-11-03T13:00:56+00:00

What the fuqqqq this is so cringe!!!

thecrazywitch31 · 2021-11-03T17:05:55+00:00

Ew wtf is this

Serious_Papaya8615 · 2021-11-03T17:34:19+00:00

The fact that he said how she basically does everything for him yet he only “sometimes helps her open a jar of pickles” LIKE THAT’S SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE?? 🤮🤮🤮 The bar is below ground level

Newwavesupport3657 · 2021-11-03T17:47:49+00:00

I thought he looked familiar… I can’t stand Chris Prat. Like is this a joke or is he for real?

Papaverinum · 2021-11-03T19:31:10+00:00

How to unread and forget this? 🤢

UnitedHoney · 2021-11-04T01:16:33+00:00

Damn, sis is the money even worth it at this point? Smh

aenema46n2 · 2021-11-06T00:06:02+00:00

Cringing so hard. Their marriage sounds like a sham. Bet you anything she's not really happy or fulfilled. Sad

Feminineprincess · 2021-11-03T23:31:01+00:00

Scrote

kinda-embarrasing · 2021-11-04T10:15:56+00:00

WTF. As a progressive Christian, dating a progressive Christian HVM - I am appalled

Japanese-Spaghetti · 2021-11-04T23:05:19+00:00

That is so embarrassing

Waste-Win · 2021-11-03T13:07:41+00:00

Is a joke, right? He didn't say that unironically. I mean, He couldn't have say that unironically.

all_or_nothing_bet · 2021-11-03T18:11:06+00:00

That's satire, right?

Izzetinefis · 2021-11-03T13:47:52+00:00

This sounds like satire to me; many captions on his posts are along the same vein as well. I might be wrong, but to me it sounds like he is actually calling out the men who fit this description.

bestlife-2021 · 2021-11-03T13:18:42+00:00

I think this post caption is satire but either way this guy is trash. I avoid all of his films. Can't stand! Can't stand Ryan Reynolds either :(

FuckSakez · 2021-11-03T16:18:49+00:00

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Sisi21cent · 2021-11-03T21:04:06+00:00

🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮

Typical_Candle_5627 · 2021-11-03T21:48:04+00:00

omg my eyes are bleeding after reading this atrocious garbage

Jaelismyhomegirl · 2021-11-03T23:55:11+00:00

So much ew

Alpha_Aries · 2021-11-03T16:35:01+00:00

What an absolute nerd

Prime example that having money does not automatically make you a HVM! Beware of ‘godly men’ queens.

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Title	Prime example that having money does not automatically make you a HVM! Beware of ‘godly men’ queens.
Author	FuckSakez
Upvotes	1154
Comments	201
Date	November 3, 2021 11:20 AM UTC (4 years ago)
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