Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

Ginger_Snaps_Back · 2022-01-27T01:15:08+00:00

I feel so bad for that poor little baby who’s going to grow up in a sad broken home, with that sad broken man.

chainsawbobcat · 2022-01-27T01:29:13+00:00

"I came inside her, and she purposely got pregnant"

Mcccy · 2022-01-27T01:27:11+00:00

I absolutely LIVE for how men say they were "baby trapped" after they didn't choose to wear a damn condom and definitely finished inside a woman.

You sir are (sadly) fertile, having unprotected do with a woman who is also fertile and you're s u p r I s e d when she ends up pregnant? 🤡

millennialpink2000 · 2022-01-27T00:39:52+00:00

This read was DELICIOUS. Everyone has moved on to find happiness, except the one who blew up everyone's lives. He got exactly what he deserved. If only more men would read this as the cautionary tale it is and behave accordingly. All he had to do was keep his dick in his pants and none of this would have happened. LOLOLOLOL enjoy your shitty one bedroom apartment

lansburysoda · 2022-01-27T01:16:02+00:00

Fucked around… Found out 🤣

ferociouslycurious · 2022-01-27T01:15:37+00:00

I love the audacity he has to say his ex moved on “so fast” and he’s trying to create a fake cheating narrative to make himself more the victim than he already is. Loser got what he deserved. Poor son.

MsWriteNow07 · 2022-01-27T02:40:23+00:00

This is the ultimate validation. I don’t know if you ladies caught this during the long self pity party this scrote was throwing, but according to him his first wife was the love of his life, beautiful, wealthy, generous, brilliant, gave him four daughters, let his scrote ass be a stay at home dad, funded his pipe dreams AND HE STILL ASKED HER REPEATEDLY TO OPEN THE MARRIAGE BEFORE CHEATING ON HER AND HAVING A SIDE BABY. And why did he cheat? FOMO!

This guy literally cheated on her just because he had never been with anyone else and he was afraid of missing out. And notice this: he didn’t even regret what he did until his hot young side piece stopped sleeping with him and treating him well. He was all cheery until then! So it doesn’t matter if you are miss universe and a billionaire and let him stay home (which is highly inadvisable), scrotes gonna scrote. And I think what we learn from this is that being a scrote is a mindset. This was the woman’s middle school sweetheart. And according to him he never been with anybody else. So for like 20 years they had what seemed to be a perfect relationship, but all the time he was still looking around and being unfaithful in his heart and desiring to be with other women. Mmm. Never stop vetting. But the good news and the lesson of this post is that men cannot hurt you, only the consequences of their actions can! Yeah, he cheated and had an outside baby. And who did he hurt? Himself! Thanks to this woman and her parents, her wealth is intact, her daughters are with her, and she’s already remarried. Plan, plan, plan and vet, vet, vet and you don’t have to worry about what men do or don’t do. You’ll always be good.

edwardianemerald · 2022-01-27T00:28:32+00:00

POS that had a dream life with 4 daughters, house paid for, supportive wife, support network from her family, good career, abandons it for a younger woman who goes back to her home country, leaving the baby with him? Altogether now: HAHAHAHAA

LittleSnackPack58 · 2022-01-27T02:18:55+00:00

"...and any attempts to open our relationship was shot down." Um yeah your wife married you and doesn't want to fuck other people. The horror!!

InspectorGadget07 · 2022-01-27T00:55:28+00:00

ROTFLLLLL at the young daughters sending him a burn letter together with pictures of the ex wife’s wedding and saying we have a new dad figure, we don’t need you anyway and don’t even think about reaching out.

ROTFLLLLLLL. Well done baby queens 🍼👶🏼👑. I am hollering.

NotYourCirce · 2022-01-27T00:42:28+00:00

Boohoo now he knows how hard it’s been for every single woman parent ever

pathalienation · 2022-01-27T00:59:52+00:00

Epic audacity, entitlement.

Random notes: - all the people who moved on got therapy, but he “couldn’t afford it.” Guess what? It costs a lot to blow your whole life up instead of paying for therapy. - notice how when he mentioned how great he was for not taking alimony, he never mentioned child support when his ex wife has 100% custody. For four teenagers, he’s not paying a dime?! yeah right, alimony wasn’t even an option for this clown

everythingandlove · 2022-01-27T01:06:10+00:00

Holy crap, omg, this is crazy! What a sad, hilarious story. His ex-wife must be such an amazing woman, I would just cut him off entirely lol

Mysterious_Call_924 · 2022-01-27T00:45:38+00:00

LMAO!!! The best part was at the beginning when he mentioned how he gained a son and from the way he said it I thought "ah, he meant he finally has his boy that he always wanted after being 'stuck' with girls". Then he literally went on to confirm it!

He "could not care less" about having a boy--yeah right. His daughters saw right through him

What a trashy, mundane man. Cheating with the secretary is so cliche

walking_in_queendom · 2022-01-27T00:55:35+00:00

Claimed his ex wife was the live of his life, but he still stepped outside their marriage as soon as an attractive younger woman showed him interest. He absolutely deserves everything he got. I'm glad his wife got the happy ending she deserved.

whiskey_and_oreos · 2022-01-27T01:19:37+00:00

This entire read is delicious. However this got my blood boiling:

"I'm waiting for my daughters to grow up and reach out"

They're more grown up than he is now. Recognizing when someone has utterly broken your trust and having the insight to know that it's irreconcilable is emotional maturity. These women have secure attachment styles and know there's no coming back. And there's no amount of life experience than will make them see him as a sympathetic character in this situation. In fact him having been a SAHD makes his betrayal that much worse on his daughters. They see right through his "I didn't care if I had a son" bullshit.

notyimjustbrowsing · 2022-01-27T01:30:04+00:00

He hopes his daughters' will "understand him more" when they grow up? Sir? 🤨 What is there to understand? That he's a fool who did not have enough respect for his daughters to be an example of what a good man should be? Like, how tf do you have FOUR teen-young adult daughters and get woman close to their age group pregnant. And then have the audacity to say, "I hope they understand me," as if he isn't some pedo pervert 🙄😒. I hope his daughters stand there ground and keep telling him to fuck off.

ifhewantedtohewould · 2022-01-27T01:54:25+00:00

Proof that a woman and her perfect dream life cannot make a scrote change.

LR_today · 2022-01-27T01:07:02+00:00

I saved this post. Anytime I'm feeling down about how shitty men are and never face any consequences I can read this and feel better again. This was... 👩‍🍳💋... loved every second.

Geocities_SEO_Expert · 2022-01-27T01:29:03+00:00

What an utter piece is shit. Stay at home dad, his wife financed his hobby business, and he knocked up the secretary his wife paid for. He still thinks he was a good father, after he fucked up the lives of his teenage daughters, as if they didn't have enough problems already.

East-Willingness513 · 2022-01-27T00:49:15+00:00

“My daughters sent me a letter telling me how much they hate me and included wedding picture of my ex. It’s so soon so I wonder if something happened before we broke up” I love his savage daughters! and projection much? he said she married a long time family friend so they would have already built trust/friendship and once the old scrote was out of the picture, provided emotional support and attraction blossomed. That’s NORMAL. I’m so happy for the EX wife living her best life. I feel horrible for the baby son the most though.

jane-73 · 2022-01-27T00:35:52+00:00

He pretends to be taking responsibility but you can tell by the way he says things like baby trapped that he’s still playing the victim. I hope his ex wife has married a really good man this time. She deserves better than this guy. Also I think it’s great that her parents never gave them a house just rented it to them, less community property for him.

FDSanon666 · 2022-01-27T01:20:45+00:00

The fact that he had so much going for him & still risked it for a little bit of sexual attention… truly pathetic lol

AllThatGlisters_2020 · 2022-01-27T01:30:00+00:00

This was an absolutely delicious read. This imbecile excuse of a man went and blew up his perfect life of funded work, wife, kids to chase a woman he hired using HIS WIFE'S MONEY.

I'm also very impressed with the wife's parents. They clearly predicted this years ago so the only thing he could get is 50% of the 50K, and the house and everything is in their name. Chef's kiss. 👌

highoncatnipbrownies · 2022-01-27T01:31:10+00:00

He had it all and he tossed it out for younger *****.... There are no words for the level of stupidity.

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alpinepunch2021 · 2022-01-27T00:51:11+00:00

It's insane to me that his wife's parents were smart enough to have the foresight to put the house in their name when they got married and that his wife herself was smart enough to earn a $150k salary and yet she still ended up with this utter smoothbrained bottom feeder.

yetanotherhail · 2022-01-27T00:34:10+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That last update is pure gold!

saint-jezebel · 2022-01-27T01:39:50+00:00

When wanting to open up your relationship because you think you can do better goes wrong.

Also, ok.

Africanaissues · 2022-01-27T01:39:50+00:00

When you do clownery, you get clownery. He deserve what he got, prick.

The delusion and entitlement of men is beyond me

purasangria · 2022-01-27T01:02:23+00:00

This is delicious.

Man cheats on wife for the sake of ego and "muh penis," loses everything, including golddigger ego boost girlfriend. Poor manlet; how did he think this was gonna end up?

Exwife is rich, has a great relationship with her daughters, and is happily remarried.

It's so nice to see the natural consequences of his bad behavior.

Mignonettefrance · 2022-01-27T00:38:03+00:00

“I was a terrible husband, but I was a really good dad” - No! You obviously fucking weren’t!

And now your newest child doesn’t have his mother. Congratulations, here’s your participation 🏆

You admitted you’d tried for an open marriage and when your wife refused, you acted as if anyway.

You took advantage of a young naïve woman, alone in a foreign country, and under your subordination working as your low wage receptionist.

You hoodwinked her into sex by presenting as her savior. After giving birth to your child, she realized that not only did you misrepresent your financial situation, you never even loved her. Cause like you said, you’re still in love with your ex.

But that “love” didn’t stop your ego from busting a nut on the idea of getting some young p****, did it?

Drunk on power, you were too stupid and selfish to wear a condom and got a very vulnerable young woman pregnant. Then spouting TRP misogynistic bullshit, you blamed her for “baby trapping” you.

Cause yeah, pregnancy, childbirth, and altering your body and life forever is just a ploy against men 🤦‍♀️

Guess what? You poke your dick in a fertile woman, babies come out. That’s 100% on YoU. You’re not the victim here, bud, you’re the fucking perpetrator.

I’m so tired of men claiming they’re good fathers while hurting their children’s mothers.

Terrible husband = Terrible dad

As if your shitty treatment of your children’s mothers doesn’t affect them. Nah, the kids - from both women you abused - are just fine 🤥

JanaBanana33 · 2022-01-27T01:25:06+00:00

Because these men really believe that young women are interested in them. The egos.

snowwhite224 · 2022-01-27T01:44:15+00:00

This was a ride

myheartisfulloflove · 2022-01-27T02:00:39+00:00

Hats off to his ex-wife who was an absolute QUEEN at keeping everything together despite the devastation she felt upon finding out that her manbaby POS husband is banging a 25 year old. She poured everything into that marriage and their family, only to be left behind for a new model. Thank goodness her children backed her up and did not swayed over their father's pathetic display of self-victimization.

It's so funny because the manosphere LOVE to talk about how they feel entitled to leaving old bags behind for younger newer models all the time, but I hope they read this entire thing and think twice. The world is changing more and more these days where everyone is holding men's actions accountable and women are wising up to receiving better treatment else where.

I'm also beyond enraged at him having the audacity to be hurt over his ex-wife moving on with a new man. YOU CHEATED ON HER AND LEFT HER. She shouldn't shut herself off from the possibility of finding true, everlasting love with somebody else. You destroyed your own family and happiness all for a piece of ass, and now you're a broke single father with a son who will probably grow up to hate you too once he knows the real truth about you. Sucks to suck!

SoVeryLittleTimeLeft · 2022-01-27T00:25:10+00:00

😂🤣😂🤣😂

He cheated on his wife, his kids can’t stand him because he was such a shitty father but awww, he’s the victim here. He just wanted to get his dick wet, it’s not his fault! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

bellixxima · 2022-01-27T01:24:08+00:00

He fucked around. He found out. I'm here for it!!

kaitybubbly · 2022-01-27T02:18:46+00:00

Reading cases like these is always so satisfying. He shit the bed and now he can sit in it for the rest of his life and think about what he's done. Delicious.

dating-adventures · 2022-01-27T01:43:26+00:00

You reap what you sow, as they say.

blackmetalbetty · 2022-01-27T02:43:42+00:00

Those girls aren't coming back to you. Lol the boy may grow to understand your urges/side of the story, but those opposite sex children are not coming back to absolve you, dude.

DogsNotHumans · 2022-01-27T03:28:06+00:00

Yet another one who seems to think we can get pregnant completely on our own.

roonil_wazlib_the2nd · 2022-01-27T04:30:30+00:00

The concept of baby trapping is hilarious to me. Unless she literally raped him and forced him to have non consensual sex, there is no “trapping”here. I’m assuming since he did not mention this, he willingly chose to have sex with a woman who ended up pregnant. Additionally, the women who do intentionally get pregnant for money do it with billionaire sports stars, not some middle aged dude with 4 kids, a wife, and a middle class lifestyle. What a delusional dumbass.

I’m dying to know what some of the comments said on the original posts, are they still up?

kenbravocheetosji · 2022-01-27T01:22:24+00:00

Train wreck scrote express

MsXxSelfDestructxX · 2022-01-27T03:34:32+00:00

What I find crazy is he still asks if anyone else has experienced similar things of totally destroying a good thing lol "has anyone cheated on their wife with the receptionist?"

kwallio · 2022-01-27T03:57:47+00:00

He says he was fooled by his GF but mentioned nothing about how his GF thought he was rich and he was apparently not aware of that fact. I'm sure he led her on and is only giving half the story. Or maybe he thought he would get more out of the divorce, hilarious. His ex-wife's parents definitely did her a solid by setting things up this way.

swaylyn · 2022-01-27T04:21:31+00:00

This was such a lovely bedtime story, I feel 🧘🏾‍♀️pure unfiltered tranquility. Thanks for sharing OP

Technical_Moth248 · 2022-01-27T04:33:49+00:00

The audacity of this dude to refer to his ex wife as "the love of his life" and get all up in his feelings that she may have been dating her new husband while they were divorcing. Bro you cheated on her and had a whole child with your side piece that she was funding??? It was not a matter of "weakness", he just had it all and decided to gamble if he could get even more.

He has throughly set his son up for failure. His mom is LV and presumably absent forever so he's going to be brought up by a trashy dude and no other family that wants anything to do with him. Part of me hopes his sisters forgive him as they become adults as it's really not his fault, but he'll probably grow up to be a LVM that resents women considering the circumstances 😬

sewingmachinesavior · 2022-01-27T00:48:02+00:00

I read this whole thing. The AUDACITY.

MaleficentSize · 2022-01-27T02:50:01+00:00

The sad part that crossed my mind is he would have gotten away with it and been less remorseful had he been rich. The younger woman would have stayed with him while he blissfully naively believes shes in love with him for him.

LVM like this don't seem to realize the reality of things, believing he can still get any hot young thing regardless of his age while offering nothing in return.

lolmemberberries · 2022-01-27T02:47:22+00:00

and it's all 100% my fault

He got exactly what he deserved for those actions.

BellaMob · 2022-01-27T04:01:31+00:00

I love the post and the comments. Another thing I want to highlight:

At the beginning he mentions that he “fell for it” because he has only been with his ex and any attempts to open up a relationship were shot down (boohoo). Then at the end he mentions “I hope my daughters will grow and understand” lol. He doesn’t see what a pathetic clown he is. Imagine saying that to the daughters….What a terrible human being, lived off his partner his whole life and the minute she gave him a business he cheats on her.

Spittens · 2022-01-27T03:23:18+00:00

Karma's a real bitch ain't it? Dude found out.

mandoa_sky · 2022-01-27T04:00:02+00:00

In aussie we have a similar story like this relating to an MP. sadly the dude is rich, but at least the ex wife has levelled up and currently competes as an amateur bodybuilder.

too bad the people in his area are dumbasses who keep voting for him.

The_Cat_Empress · 2022-01-27T05:16:58+00:00

“She baby trapped me”

Here’s the part where we throw our heads back and laugh at the lies ladies!

DieMadwithScrotacity · 2022-01-27T02:57:29+00:00

I was practically rolling on the floor with laughter all the way through this beautiful self-own of a post 🤣 Redpill ideology really does ruin men - they are out here thinking that they are still just as hot to 20 something women as they were in their 20s. Nah, old man. 20 something women will see you as a creepy old dude, or a wallet to tap. You are only playing yourself if you dont realize this.

Also, who wants to bet that this loser defines being an "involved SAHD" as being a couch creature that needs his wife to create a job for him? I dont buy that he was sooooo much closer to the girls than his wife, given that they want absolutely nothing to do with him now. I would love to hear his ex wife's side of this story, what a Queen

Playbackfromwayback · 2022-01-27T05:25:16+00:00

Hahahah. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is CLASSIC.

oscine23 · 2022-01-27T05:32:34+00:00

I’m ctfu. This is so awesome (not for the kids, of course). What a train wreck of a person. He is a walking cautionary tale. Thought the grass was greener on the other side but it turned out to be fake grass. Insert Keke Palmer gif ‘Sorry to this man’ 😝

deadinsidelol69 · 2022-01-27T05:43:51+00:00

Got exactly what he deserved.

FlockAroundtheClock · 2022-01-27T06:21:32+00:00

This would be hilarious if five innocent kids weren’t involved. This guy got EXACTLY what he deserved. Every bit of misery.

europoor24 · 2022-01-27T05:54:43+00:00

This story hits way to close to home, and I love your comments. ☺️🤣

SansaDeservedBetter · 2022-01-27T03:15:02+00:00

I actually kinda hope his wife had an affair with the family friend as soon as her ex-husband suggested they have an open marriage because he feels like he “missed out” on fucking other women.

mtan15 · 2022-01-27T06:47:08+00:00

I just want to laugh in his face..... 🤣🤣

akashyaboa · 2022-01-27T07:39:45+00:00

This was satisfying 😌

queenofswordsxxx · 2022-01-27T09:06:34+00:00

Men are so cliche with their transgressions & entitled mentality. I swear this whole thing sounds like a template in a psych 101 class about a standard client in his 40’s.

firenest · 2022-01-27T08:46:58+00:00

They also included pictures of their mother's wedding.

I LOLed

Equal-Ear2312 · 2022-01-27T09:05:56+00:00

man who used his wife as barb the builder claims his receptionist "baby trapped" him.

oh wow!

"she thought I was rich so she fell pregnant"

how, Timmy? how? did she steal your sperminators and magicked them into her vajay-jay?

this man has no understanding of the term "accountability"

"muh dick fell in her vagina - I swear it was an accident!" or she fell on his dick, more precisely! accident!

stories like these make my day. I am laughing. laughing and laughing! this proves me that you should never coddle male egos and never build them up, never tolerate laziness and never ever accept less than what you give.

evedeeve · 2022-01-27T05:03:00+00:00

Such a satisfying story!! I was constantly rolling my eyes at him blaming others and saying at the same time "it's my fault". Yeah bish, we read it And him feeling any sort of way about his ex-wife's relationship. The entitlement of this man. I feel bad for baby boy. That man is that infamous incel declaring hatred for women, and will bring that into parenting of his child.

slayeroftruth · 2022-01-27T02:51:58+00:00

I feel very bad for his son. The mistress was shitty low value women. Plenty of young women don't have sex with married men. Get tiered of excuses made for these types of women. Being young women does not make you an idiot and have no values. She is no better than the husband. The husband got everything he deserved. He was not baby trapped. If he was loyal husband none of this would have happened. I guarantee he was trash father to those girls. They would not cut him off like that if he was loving dad.

ceramicunicorn · 2022-01-27T07:58:25+00:00

Ok, which one of you trolls wrote this 😅

But seriously, I feel bad for the boy. He’s become this symbol for the half-siblings to project their anger on to, and has an absentee mom…and did nothing but be born. Poor little fella. I hope to God the jerk at least raises this kid to be better than he was.

herbivorouscarnivore · 2022-01-27T00:18:38+00:00

Wait, the man’s sperm determines the sex, right? Am I the only one who finds it suspicious that he had four daughters, and suddenly a son with the woman who wanted to baby trap him? I feel like, while definitely a possibility, the probability was very small.

Regardless, I’m glad that his wife is free. This scrote is an idiot and I just can’t with these cheaters and the “my wife was the love of my life.”

JulyParade · 2022-01-27T00:42:10+00:00

His wife's family saw that coming a mile away!

karabnp · 2022-01-27T09:41:00+00:00

God, he’s such an idiot. He had an amazing life, and he completely ruined it.🤡

I feel SO badly for ALL of the kids the most, his 4 girls, and his half-orphaned son.💔

modernmedusaa · 2022-01-27T10:46:06+00:00

Lol what a narcissist

‘She baby trapped me’

Sure .

Wow these men are literally using other womens money to find women to cheat with.

You can’t make it up.

I would never in a million years allow a man to be a stay at home father for this exact reason.

GeorgiaPeach_94 · 2022-01-27T08:55:47+00:00

This literally made my day.

Poor innocent baby though.

yegerska · 2022-01-27T10:41:07+00:00

This situation would be hilarious if there wasn't baby involved. I feel so bad for this poor child

relationship_reddit · 2022-01-27T15:01:33+00:00

The concept of a woman "baby trapping" a man is so stupid. Like, you both had unprotected sex, but it's HER fault for nature taking its course???

The only way a woman could do such a thing is if she intentionally sabotaged the condom, which would be hard for him not to notice as he's putting it on, and I'm willing to bet that's not what happened here.

PicoPicoMio · 2022-01-28T02:02:11+00:00

The baby doesn’t deserve the scorn, he’s an innocent whose going to have to shoulder the burden of lifelong resentment from his half sisters. I really hope he turns out OK.

Title	Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
Author	Rememberthekant
Upvotes	976
Comments	184
Date	January 27, 2022 12:12 AM UTC (4 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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