Nearly spit out my coffee reading this 😂

arwenagon24999 · 2021-06-15T10:56:26+00:00

I may be a little behind.... At what point did God specify that premarital sex bad, but pornography good?

AbbyDean1985 · 2021-06-15T11:18:59+00:00

His dick is broken from choking it to porn and he can probably only get off to something very specific like bears punching him in the face while he wees in a teacup. I'm pretty sure this is less about god and more about the death grip he killed his donker with.

vvioletwwitch · 2021-06-15T11:27:21+00:00

It’s sad that women are taught to doubt their own feelings so much to the point that they write posts like this instead of running far, far away.

Guyincognito9876 · 2021-06-15T12:06:03+00:00

God, imagine what he will be like in bed when it finally happens!! 😳

arwenagon24999 · 2021-06-15T10:51:08+00:00

Who else thinks he’s using the excuse of wanting to wait until marriage to have sex because he can’t get it up with a real woman (or worse, doesn’t want to)? 🥲

flimm_ · 2021-06-15T12:21:49+00:00

Porn addiction is a huge problem in religious men. A lot of them delude themselves into thinking watching porn is not a sin (“it doesn’t say anything about porn in the bible/Quran” 🤡) there are Muslim and Christian versions of nofap for a reason.

I know of several “devout” Muslim married men who are chronic porn addicts. These men never talked to women before their marriage and have been watching porn since they were children. Their dicks don’t work at all. I’m sure some have developed sick and potentially illegal interests from porn.

Their poor wives who did it the halal way by saving themselves for marriage are left disappointed because their new husband would rather watch pixels than pleasure his wife. I know one woman who had to get the Imam involved because they weren’t having children as they never had sex.

LevellingUpTime · 2021-06-15T13:04:31+00:00

And Jesus sayeth: no man shall lust or look upon another woman with lust in his eyes who is neither his wife nor a pornstar named Diamond Candy

Zurflu · 2021-06-15T13:13:31+00:00

Doesn't the Bible say men who can't control their eyes should pluck them out?

onceuponasea · 2021-06-15T12:13:05+00:00

Who’s gonna tell her

GabbaG0ul · 2021-06-15T13:42:41+00:00

Matthew 5:28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart.

Straight out the apostle’s mouth. No room for interpretation on that one.

_differentmentality_ · 2021-06-15T11:12:45+00:00

lmfaooo thanks for making my day, this is hilarious

Davina33 · 2021-06-15T12:43:49+00:00

I bet he has death grip and is rightfully ashamed. Big red flag. I hope she dumps him, the hypocrite.

nahradfam · 2021-06-15T11:16:20+00:00

He's absolutely hiding erectile dysfunction, a micro penis, or both.

Girl, run.

rediitbuju · 2021-06-15T11:11:09+00:00

To top it all off, it's not like he had never had sex before. He just wanted to wait with this particular girl. I felt sad reading her responses.

AcadiaLeather5071 · 2021-06-15T13:11:36+00:00

Age gap? CHECK. 🤬🤢

When will men in their 30s leave young women alone???

ItsFreezen · 2021-06-15T11:42:00+00:00

He's already been cheating with hundreds of porn stars and God is watching. Too late Scrote.

hannahinlove · 2021-06-15T11:59:49+00:00

i don’t even want to know what the comment section looks like, i can hear the dorito bags opening and angry mouth breathing all the way from here. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Phoenix__Rising2018 · 2021-06-15T13:58:34+00:00

Gay or micro penis

kreutzwortraetzel · 2021-06-15T12:45:34+00:00

Thing is, his hypocrisy isn't going to stop there.

Next!

GabbaG0ul · 2021-06-15T13:32:28+00:00

He’s probably “saving himself for marriage” because he can’t perform.

Lavender_flow · 2021-06-15T11:58:36+00:00

Someone reach out to this girl. She needs FDS in her life. I know religious women follow FDS so it is not a hinder. She needs to drop the loser

SadPersonality8576 · 2021-06-15T11:12:29+00:00

Hmmm so making love with a partner - bad. Watching other people have sex for money and due to coercion, and getting off on all that - good. This "god" he made a commitment to must be of male gender as well?

cutiebranch · 2021-06-15T14:47:23+00:00

He wants her to wait to have sex with him until she’s legally locked in so once she realizes how bad it is she can’t get out easily ….

I dated a guy who was a virgin at 25, not for any religious or choice reasons. We had a messy breakup and I went to therapy and my therapist literally said

“If he’s still a virgin at 25 there’s a reason for it”

pickadaisy · 2021-06-15T13:24:32+00:00

You warned me with your title but I still had to experience the shared post title firsthand. I metaphorically spit out my coffee. 😂

OptionalCookie · 2021-06-15T15:46:10+00:00

I'm going to bet it's b/c sex with him is 1 minute long.

Kind of like walking into the kitchen b/c you are trying to find something to eat, and then walking back out disappointed.

T5ubaki · 2021-06-15T14:18:41+00:00

Time for homegirl to leave that guy with god and his porn and find someone that has no problems sleeping with her the way she wants it.

queenofheartz09 · 2021-06-15T13:27:58+00:00

she needs to RUN and RUN FAST! her possible future marriage is going to be so unsatisfactory and depressing..

thinktwiceorelse · 2021-06-15T15:41:55+00:00

He wants to trap her because pp broken.

Dexaroo5716 · 2021-06-15T14:46:29+00:00

Matthew 5:28- If a man looks at a woman with lust he has already committed adultery with her in his heart. He’s cherry picking to appear a certain way. He’s probably literally satan.

MissIncongruousNY · 2021-06-15T15:36:15+00:00

It reminds me of the man I met who cheated on his wife over 10 years with a woman who "shared his high level of faith in God" because you know, his wife didn't go to church.

vforvendetta87 · 2021-06-15T15:39:12+00:00

This is what addiction does to the brain; it wipes out any and all logic and replaces with it a self-serving attitude and delusions.

Oh the tangled webs we weave.

Logical-Cod-8348 · 2021-06-15T16:01:37+00:00

Meanwhile, I literally just got banned from the relationships subreddit for being the only comment to criticize the OP's porn usage. It was basically, "My gf doesn't trust me and got upset when she found porn on my phone. I used to never have a password, and now I suddenly do and she's even more mistrustful. How do I learn to trust her and what do I do to address this?" Everyone said the gf needs therapy and she's crazy, I'm the only one who said that she doesn't trust him because he's cheating by getting off to sexually explicit images of other people. Apparently they didn't like that, despite my previous post on there getting over 100 upvotes.

LadyGrimes · 2021-06-15T17:10:07+00:00

He hasn't given himself to God he's given himself to porn, dump that shitbag loser ASAP!

Watzoo · 2021-06-15T16:05:35+00:00

Every time I’ve seen a guy admit to something like this in social media, there’s a solid reason. Solid meaning he either knows he’s gay and doesn’t want to come out, or he knows he has a micro penis and doesn’t want her to know. He’s not delaying sex with her because he wants sex with her.

It’s not a good sign.

kangaskhaniscubones · 2021-06-15T16:40:23+00:00

Wow. I’d be outta there.

Ironsculpture · 2021-06-15T15:36:20+00:00

Looks like she's in for a tiny surprise once they get married.

cakewalkofshame · 2021-06-15T16:00:29+00:00

The worst of both worlds, oof.

nolongerhume · 2021-06-15T20:23:31+00:00

He is 100% the kind of guy who would feel "betrayed" if she was just masterbating or used a toy. Sis please run far away.

the_ghost_of_ · 2021-06-15T21:45:10+00:00

He doesn't want to have sex with her. He has his porn. What a total loser. This is the future of men.

Novemberinthechair · 2021-06-15T20:58:17+00:00

My guess is when they finally have sex, he'll have dead dick because he's not used to getting off with a live woman right in front of him. They'll both get frustrated, and he'll decide they can't have sex unless he's watching porn over her shoulder.

beatriixkiido · 2021-06-15T22:07:48+00:00

Don't date this guy... porn is addictive and changes so much in the brain chemistry after regular consumption. If he's gonna, "wait till marriage to have sex", he might not even be able to get aroused or stay aroused during sex at all.

slayeroftruth · 2021-06-15T21:40:06+00:00

He is not man of God. She needs to leave him. God has set of rules for men to follow. It does not include death gripping to porn. Their is actually more but not going to post all of it.

But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
“You shall not commit adultery.
Marriage should be honored by all, and the marriage bed kept pure, for God will judge the adulterer and all the sexually immoral.
Flee from sexual immorality. All other sins a person commits are outside the body, but whoever sins sexually, sins against their own body.
Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.
But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God’s holy people.
“I made a covenant with my eyes not to look lustfully at a young woman.

MulticoloredCatMug · 2021-06-15T22:38:16+00:00

Lol his dick is broken and he’s trying to hide it.

FURYOFCAPSLOCK · 2021-06-15T15:45:51+00:00

Sounds like he may be gay

Conclusion-Waste · 2021-06-16T00:12:15+00:00

Throw the whole man away. It's not going to be a godly marriage, and he'a going to abuse you and think it's normal.

spicyspa · 2021-06-16T04:51:06+00:00

He broke his dick.

CroneRaisedMaiden · 2021-06-16T11:22:32+00:00

CACKLE 😂🤣

justforfds · 2021-06-16T14:14:03+00:00

And men want to claim women are only good for sex. This porn addicted liar isn't even fucking her and still finds it worth his while to manipulate and gaslight her into staying. She needs to see her value.

Throughthebeerglass · 2021-06-16T09:40:02+00:00

You're not tripping. He's controlling you and your sexuality. Try and watch porn yourself and make sure he knows. He'll go BANANAS. Same happened with my ex. He said he didn't want to have sex with me because we were arguing a lot all the time, but he was having thoughts about other women. some of them were MY FRIENDS.

Title	Nearly spit out my coffee reading this 😂
Author	arwenagon24999
Upvotes	1096
Comments	167
Date	June 15, 2021 10:44 AM UTC (5 years ago)
Subreddit	Posted in /r/FemaleDatingStrategy
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